After the rebirth, I became the canary of the boss again
Chapter 103 Is it okay to do things to yourself?
"Why don't you call me wife? You told me to call you husband but you don't call me wife! Xi Yihan, tell me, don't you want to marry me?"
"Hey Suan Guoer, you..."
"Be good, be good, be good! I'm not good! I'm a bad boy today! So, call me wife! Hurry up! Otherwise, don't touch me! I won't give it to you!"
"Wife."
"Hahaha, how cute! Hehehe, you have to call me that in the future, you know?"
"In the future? I think my wife won't remember it when she wakes up!"
"Why? Is Tang Guo the kind of person who eats irresponsible? Can't I see my sincerity when I take the initiative today? If you are worried, I, I will record! In the future, Xi Yihan will call me wife, I will call His husband, whoever called him wrong, just give him a kiss! The kind of tongue kiss! If I don’t admit it tomorrow, I, Tang Guo, will take your surname!”
"Okay, my wife has my last name."
"Hey hey, husband, husband."
"Well, wife."
After Tang Guo heard Xi Yihan's sticky words calling each other husband and wife in the recording, she was dumbfounded for an instant.
What kind of stupid thing is that?Has his brain been gnawed by something?Why is it so fierce all of a sudden?How could you suddenly come up with such a thing so proactively?It's okay to do things to yourself?
Biting his lower lip, Tang Guo felt very bitter in his heart. He frowned and thought for a long time but couldn't recall when he did such a convulsive thing!
Woo, was he crazy last night?It's really embarrassing!
Tang Guo looked at the recording on Xi Yihan's phone, and he looked at the delete button, and suddenly felt itchy.
"Lian Guoer, if you want to delete it, it doesn't matter. Because, I have backed up everything!"
Xi Yihan kissed the back of Tang Guo's neck and said in a low voice.
When the little guy said this last night, his attitude was very different!
In the beginning, he was wronged, Ruan Ruan asked him why he didn't call him his wife.Later on, it was the gritted teeth that forced him to call him his wife.
But he is ruthless, how should I put it, what did the little guy say before, by the way, milk is fierce, milk is fierce.Well, his little rascal, he is indeed very milky!
And at the end, when he said that he called for the wrong time to kiss, he hugged him, and he said it very proudly!
Alas, how could there be such a cute little villain in the world?I really want to hide it well and let him watch it alone!
"I don't have it!"
When Tang Guo heard the word backup, she suddenly wanted to swear.
Damn this big villain!He even made a backup for him!hateful!
Moreover, he didn't even look at him, how did he know what he wanted to delete?Hmph, isn't that a good guess?
"Alright, alright, my Suan Guoer is so obedient and keeps her word, she won't want to delete it!"
Xi Yihan chuckled, the little villain was silent for so long, and the hand that was holding him became tighter and tighter. After thinking about it, he knew what the little villain wanted to do.
"Woo, how could I do such a thing! It's so embarrassing!"
Tang Guo suddenly growled in embarrassment, then grabbed Xi Yihan's arm and bit it.
"Silly fruit, how can you be ashamed? This is between me and you, the joy of the boudoir! However, my Suanuoer is usually very shy, and I didn't expect that Suanuoer would be so shy after drinking brave."
Seeing Tang Guo's embarrassment and annoyance, Xi Yihan couldn't help laughing for a while.He kissed Tang Guo's side face and said in a low voice, letting him bite his hand.
"Sour fruit, the milk is fierce, the milk is fierce, it is very in line with the performance of you demanding me to do all kinds of things last night! I am very pleasantly surprised, and I also like this different-looking Suan Guo very much."
"Oh, don't say any more!"
Tang Guo became angry from embarrassment, turned around and covered Xi Yihan's hand and stared at him angrily.Really, can't I not say it?What the hell is it?He doesn't milk at all, he's a wolf!
"Ah! That's right! Xi Yihan, you kept calling me by my name just now! You called me wrong!"
Tang Guo suddenly yelled, and then, as if he had discovered something, he stared at Xi Yihan with wide eyes.
"Well, that's right! What my wife said is true! I am indeed, and I have called it wrong many times!"
Xi Yihan was taken aback by Tang Guo's sudden yelling. After being stunned for a while, he smiled softly, and then admitted his mistake very generously.
"In that case, I accept the punishment! How many times have I called the wrong name? Well, it seems to be many times! But, sour, no, my wife, you have called the wrong name too, it seems that there are many times! That's good Alright, count four times, how about I kiss first, then my wife?"
"I, I don't want to!"
Tang Guo shook his head and rejected this suggestion, what the hell was he thinking?
You are not allowed to call her by name, you have to call her husband and wife, and if you make a mistake, you can kiss him with tongue. He knows it clearly!But, why did he still grasp Xi Yihan's point, and happily remind him?
No matter how you look at it, the tongue kiss seems to him to be at a disadvantage in the end!
Is the stamina of the two or three glasses of wine that I drank last night so strong?He felt that his IQ hadn't returned yet!
"That's fine, then you have to take my last name."
Xi Yihan was not particularly attached, after all, he was afraid that Suan Guoer would not be able to bear the consequences after the kiss, and he didn't really want to go to the bathroom again.
Let’s save these for later!Anyway, this kind of boudoir joy is not missing.
"Following your surname is your surname! Isn't I originally yours? Isn't it obvious that the crown's husband's surname is? My Tang Guo will always belong to Xi Yihan, and Xi Yihan will also be mine! A lifetime of a pair! My heart There will always be only Xi Yihan in my eyes! This will never change! I..."
Tang Guo suddenly stopped talking. He looked at Xi Yihan's smiling eyes, realized that he had said something terrible, and his face turned red instantly, and then he directly covered his face.
Woooooo, shame to death!Forget it if he is autistic!
Why do you always say such embarrassing things after you wake up!What's more, it's all in the head!It's only after I said it that I realized what I said in hindsight!Stupid to death!
Xi Yihan stroked Tang Guo's face with his big hands, tenderly and with nostalgia, "Sour fruit."
Tang Guo pouted and asked for help, "What are you doing?"
"I want to kiss you."
"What? No..."
Tang Guo wanted to refuse, but Xi Yihan kissed her directly.However, he only tasted it gently, and the expected ferocity did not strike.
He looked up at Xi Yihan in a daze, and was surprised by the strong affection in his eyes.
There was a gentle smile on the corner of Xi Yihan's mouth, and tenderness and sweetness in his eyes.He looked at Tang Guo's cute look, bowed his head and kissed those seductive eyes.
His sorrel will not understand how much these words from his lips mean to him!
The next afternoon, Xi Yihan and Tang Guo planned to go home.
When checking out, Tang Guo knew about the tragic accident of Li Xinuo and Yang Shan'er.
When they returned to the room that afternoon, Bai Yimo and Xi Xiaochen did not leave the scene, but continued to drink and eat with Li Xinuo and Yang Shan'er.
Li Xinuo was very generous when he was drunk.In addition to paying for the meal, more directly, the two-day accommodation expenses for the four of them are all covered.
Afterwards, Bai Yimo and Xi Xiaochen went back to their room first, and not long after that, the ambulance came, and the two of them were directly carried into the car.
According to the front desk, Li Xinuo and Yang Shan'er were about to take the elevator back to their room.Suddenly, they all looked for the bathroom.But because both of them were drunk, their walking was unsteady, and there was no way to find the bathroom immediately.
In the end, it was direct, pulling down the pants!And it seemed that he was disgusted by himself, and he vomited on the spot.Also, they all had rashes.When lying on the ground, I couldn't stop scratching.
The scene was so unbearable, it was simply unbearable to look directly at!
In the end, the staff had no choice but to ask for instructions and drag them to the courtyard to wash them and let the ambulance take them away.
"Xi Yihan, I'm very happy!"
On the back seat of the car, Tang Guo leaned on Xi Yihan's lap and laughed uncontrollably. He sympathized with them, but felt extremely relieved.
Damn, he wasn't very arrogant towards him, but when facing Xi Yihan, he was so timid that he couldn't even compare to a grain of rice!I'm too scared to even talk about my allergies!
Hmph, typical bully and fear of evil!
"Well, as long as Suan Guoer is happy."
Xi Yihan looked at Tang Guo, who was lying on his lap and was smiling happily, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
Originally, he planned to stay for two more days, but the housekeeper called and said that the old man in the family had come to the house in the past two days, and he brought irrelevant people with him. He felt that it was necessary to solve this matter.
His mother had done that in the hospital, and he was afraid that they would get along with some other weird tricks to deal with Sour Fruit.
Everything about Xi's started from him, he thinks they just live too much leisure time, looking for trouble for nothing!That being the case, then he will find something for them to do!
Although it is his family, the sour fruit is his life!No one is allowed to bully him!
"Xi Yihan, do you know how they are doing now?"
Xi Yihan lowered his head and squinted his eyes at Tang Guo, "Why, do you still care about them?"
"Yes! Caring! Me, caring about them is getting better too quickly! If that's the case, I will be very angry."
Tang Guo grinned, and when he saw Xi Yihan's eyes were wrong, he quickly denied it.
Really, how could he care about it!He thinks that if it gets better too quickly, it will be too cheap for them!
"I'm still in the hospital. It is said that after the hospital, I basically have to go to the toilet!"
Xi Yihan gently rubbed Tang Guo's face, pursed his lips and said with a faint smile.This little villain is really, really naughty!
"Pfft ha ha ha, too miserable!"
Tang Guo laughed again, he really didn't want to gloat.But when he thought of them going to the toilet after being hospitalized, and thinking of that scene, he couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Xi Yihan, I love you so much!"
Tang Guo hugged Xi Yihan's waist sideways, coquettishly.With him, everything is so beautiful.
"Hey Suan Guoer, you..."
"Be good, be good, be good! I'm not good! I'm a bad boy today! So, call me wife! Hurry up! Otherwise, don't touch me! I won't give it to you!"
"Wife."
"Hahaha, how cute! Hehehe, you have to call me that in the future, you know?"
"In the future? I think my wife won't remember it when she wakes up!"
"Why? Is Tang Guo the kind of person who eats irresponsible? Can't I see my sincerity when I take the initiative today? If you are worried, I, I will record! In the future, Xi Yihan will call me wife, I will call His husband, whoever called him wrong, just give him a kiss! The kind of tongue kiss! If I don’t admit it tomorrow, I, Tang Guo, will take your surname!”
"Okay, my wife has my last name."
"Hey hey, husband, husband."
"Well, wife."
After Tang Guo heard Xi Yihan's sticky words calling each other husband and wife in the recording, she was dumbfounded for an instant.
What kind of stupid thing is that?Has his brain been gnawed by something?Why is it so fierce all of a sudden?How could you suddenly come up with such a thing so proactively?It's okay to do things to yourself?
Biting his lower lip, Tang Guo felt very bitter in his heart. He frowned and thought for a long time but couldn't recall when he did such a convulsive thing!
Woo, was he crazy last night?It's really embarrassing!
Tang Guo looked at the recording on Xi Yihan's phone, and he looked at the delete button, and suddenly felt itchy.
"Lian Guoer, if you want to delete it, it doesn't matter. Because, I have backed up everything!"
Xi Yihan kissed the back of Tang Guo's neck and said in a low voice.
When the little guy said this last night, his attitude was very different!
In the beginning, he was wronged, Ruan Ruan asked him why he didn't call him his wife.Later on, it was the gritted teeth that forced him to call him his wife.
But he is ruthless, how should I put it, what did the little guy say before, by the way, milk is fierce, milk is fierce.Well, his little rascal, he is indeed very milky!
And at the end, when he said that he called for the wrong time to kiss, he hugged him, and he said it very proudly!
Alas, how could there be such a cute little villain in the world?I really want to hide it well and let him watch it alone!
"I don't have it!"
When Tang Guo heard the word backup, she suddenly wanted to swear.
Damn this big villain!He even made a backup for him!hateful!
Moreover, he didn't even look at him, how did he know what he wanted to delete?Hmph, isn't that a good guess?
"Alright, alright, my Suan Guoer is so obedient and keeps her word, she won't want to delete it!"
Xi Yihan chuckled, the little villain was silent for so long, and the hand that was holding him became tighter and tighter. After thinking about it, he knew what the little villain wanted to do.
"Woo, how could I do such a thing! It's so embarrassing!"
Tang Guo suddenly growled in embarrassment, then grabbed Xi Yihan's arm and bit it.
"Silly fruit, how can you be ashamed? This is between me and you, the joy of the boudoir! However, my Suanuoer is usually very shy, and I didn't expect that Suanuoer would be so shy after drinking brave."
Seeing Tang Guo's embarrassment and annoyance, Xi Yihan couldn't help laughing for a while.He kissed Tang Guo's side face and said in a low voice, letting him bite his hand.
"Sour fruit, the milk is fierce, the milk is fierce, it is very in line with the performance of you demanding me to do all kinds of things last night! I am very pleasantly surprised, and I also like this different-looking Suan Guo very much."
"Oh, don't say any more!"
Tang Guo became angry from embarrassment, turned around and covered Xi Yihan's hand and stared at him angrily.Really, can't I not say it?What the hell is it?He doesn't milk at all, he's a wolf!
"Ah! That's right! Xi Yihan, you kept calling me by my name just now! You called me wrong!"
Tang Guo suddenly yelled, and then, as if he had discovered something, he stared at Xi Yihan with wide eyes.
"Well, that's right! What my wife said is true! I am indeed, and I have called it wrong many times!"
Xi Yihan was taken aback by Tang Guo's sudden yelling. After being stunned for a while, he smiled softly, and then admitted his mistake very generously.
"In that case, I accept the punishment! How many times have I called the wrong name? Well, it seems to be many times! But, sour, no, my wife, you have called the wrong name too, it seems that there are many times! That's good Alright, count four times, how about I kiss first, then my wife?"
"I, I don't want to!"
Tang Guo shook his head and rejected this suggestion, what the hell was he thinking?
You are not allowed to call her by name, you have to call her husband and wife, and if you make a mistake, you can kiss him with tongue. He knows it clearly!But, why did he still grasp Xi Yihan's point, and happily remind him?
No matter how you look at it, the tongue kiss seems to him to be at a disadvantage in the end!
Is the stamina of the two or three glasses of wine that I drank last night so strong?He felt that his IQ hadn't returned yet!
"That's fine, then you have to take my last name."
Xi Yihan was not particularly attached, after all, he was afraid that Suan Guoer would not be able to bear the consequences after the kiss, and he didn't really want to go to the bathroom again.
Let’s save these for later!Anyway, this kind of boudoir joy is not missing.
"Following your surname is your surname! Isn't I originally yours? Isn't it obvious that the crown's husband's surname is? My Tang Guo will always belong to Xi Yihan, and Xi Yihan will also be mine! A lifetime of a pair! My heart There will always be only Xi Yihan in my eyes! This will never change! I..."
Tang Guo suddenly stopped talking. He looked at Xi Yihan's smiling eyes, realized that he had said something terrible, and his face turned red instantly, and then he directly covered his face.
Woooooo, shame to death!Forget it if he is autistic!
Why do you always say such embarrassing things after you wake up!What's more, it's all in the head!It's only after I said it that I realized what I said in hindsight!Stupid to death!
Xi Yihan stroked Tang Guo's face with his big hands, tenderly and with nostalgia, "Sour fruit."
Tang Guo pouted and asked for help, "What are you doing?"
"I want to kiss you."
"What? No..."
Tang Guo wanted to refuse, but Xi Yihan kissed her directly.However, he only tasted it gently, and the expected ferocity did not strike.
He looked up at Xi Yihan in a daze, and was surprised by the strong affection in his eyes.
There was a gentle smile on the corner of Xi Yihan's mouth, and tenderness and sweetness in his eyes.He looked at Tang Guo's cute look, bowed his head and kissed those seductive eyes.
His sorrel will not understand how much these words from his lips mean to him!
The next afternoon, Xi Yihan and Tang Guo planned to go home.
When checking out, Tang Guo knew about the tragic accident of Li Xinuo and Yang Shan'er.
When they returned to the room that afternoon, Bai Yimo and Xi Xiaochen did not leave the scene, but continued to drink and eat with Li Xinuo and Yang Shan'er.
Li Xinuo was very generous when he was drunk.In addition to paying for the meal, more directly, the two-day accommodation expenses for the four of them are all covered.
Afterwards, Bai Yimo and Xi Xiaochen went back to their room first, and not long after that, the ambulance came, and the two of them were directly carried into the car.
According to the front desk, Li Xinuo and Yang Shan'er were about to take the elevator back to their room.Suddenly, they all looked for the bathroom.But because both of them were drunk, their walking was unsteady, and there was no way to find the bathroom immediately.
In the end, it was direct, pulling down the pants!And it seemed that he was disgusted by himself, and he vomited on the spot.Also, they all had rashes.When lying on the ground, I couldn't stop scratching.
The scene was so unbearable, it was simply unbearable to look directly at!
In the end, the staff had no choice but to ask for instructions and drag them to the courtyard to wash them and let the ambulance take them away.
"Xi Yihan, I'm very happy!"
On the back seat of the car, Tang Guo leaned on Xi Yihan's lap and laughed uncontrollably. He sympathized with them, but felt extremely relieved.
Damn, he wasn't very arrogant towards him, but when facing Xi Yihan, he was so timid that he couldn't even compare to a grain of rice!I'm too scared to even talk about my allergies!
Hmph, typical bully and fear of evil!
"Well, as long as Suan Guoer is happy."
Xi Yihan looked at Tang Guo, who was lying on his lap and was smiling happily, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
Originally, he planned to stay for two more days, but the housekeeper called and said that the old man in the family had come to the house in the past two days, and he brought irrelevant people with him. He felt that it was necessary to solve this matter.
His mother had done that in the hospital, and he was afraid that they would get along with some other weird tricks to deal with Sour Fruit.
Everything about Xi's started from him, he thinks they just live too much leisure time, looking for trouble for nothing!That being the case, then he will find something for them to do!
Although it is his family, the sour fruit is his life!No one is allowed to bully him!
"Xi Yihan, do you know how they are doing now?"
Xi Yihan lowered his head and squinted his eyes at Tang Guo, "Why, do you still care about them?"
"Yes! Caring! Me, caring about them is getting better too quickly! If that's the case, I will be very angry."
Tang Guo grinned, and when he saw Xi Yihan's eyes were wrong, he quickly denied it.
Really, how could he care about it!He thinks that if it gets better too quickly, it will be too cheap for them!
"I'm still in the hospital. It is said that after the hospital, I basically have to go to the toilet!"
Xi Yihan gently rubbed Tang Guo's face, pursed his lips and said with a faint smile.This little villain is really, really naughty!
"Pfft ha ha ha, too miserable!"
Tang Guo laughed again, he really didn't want to gloat.But when he thought of them going to the toilet after being hospitalized, and thinking of that scene, he couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Xi Yihan, I love you so much!"
Tang Guo hugged Xi Yihan's waist sideways, coquettishly.With him, everything is so beautiful.
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