When the fishing system beta gets pregnant unexpectedly

Luo Songran no longer had any expectations for grilled fish.

Because there are no fish at all.

In the afternoon, the two sat on the shore and waited for three hours, but they couldn't catch a single fish.

Duan Yizhou: "..." He silently put away the fishing rod: "Maybe it's not suitable for fishing today."

It's obviously not like this usually.

Luo Songran put the fishing rod at his feet, pulled up his trousers, and looked down at his legs covered in mosquito bites: "I didn't catch the fish, but I fed the mosquitoes."

Duan Yizhou turned his head to the side, saw the mosquito bites on Luo Songran's calf, and frowned: "Why are you bitten all over your pants even though you're wearing pants?"

"Maybe even the mosquitoes think I'm fragrant." Luo Songran put down his pants, and leaned in front of Duan Yizhou again: "Uncle Duan, have you smelled my pheromone smell? Is it fragrant?"

Duan Yizhou had a delicate expression when he heard Luo Songran's question: "Although you are a beta, you can't just ask others if you are good or not. This is a kind of..."

He was thinking about what words would be more appropriate, but Luo Songran said it first before he thought of it.

"Seduce?" Luo Songran laughed viciously.

Duan Yizhou stopped talking to him, and lowered his head to clean up the fishing rod and bait at his feet. Do all children nowadays talk like this?If so, he really has to get used to it. After all, he just left the alpha research institute and returned to the group, so he needs to get used to it.

He got up to take the fishing rod back to the car, when he heard the sound of water being boiled behind him, his eyes sank and he turned around suddenly, his expression instantly relaxed when he saw what was going on.

It turned out that Luo Songran went into the water to play.

He thought he had fallen.

"I think fishing is really too slow. It's better to fish directly with fishing nets." Luo Songran took off his shoes, rolled up his trousers, took a fishing net and went directly into the water. He felt so cool, he bent over Waist, walking step by step, looking for fish.

Surrounded by towering trees, the creek is very cool and comfortable. The young man who fished in the water seemed to have found some fun. Finally, a smile appeared on his face, with a bright look, completely different from the previous appearance.

"Duan Feizhou!! I caught it!!!" Luo Songran, who caught the fish, raised his net excitedly, shook the net at Duan Yizhou on the shore, smiled and said, "Four fish!"

"..." Seeing Luo Songran smiling so happily, Duan Yizhou felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.

Why is this 'Duan Feizhou' so ugly?

"Look, I said that fishing will be faster." Luo Songran walked back to the shore with the results, because the pants were too big and too long, and the weight of the water made the pants fall down, holding the fishing net in one hand and the other in the other. Holding the waist of his trousers, he almost tripped over, so he stretched out his hand towards Duan Yizhou: "Give me a hand, the trousers are about to fall off."

Before he could react, Duan Yizhou walked to the bank, bent down, grabbed his waist with both hands and picked him up from the water.

It's as easy as holding a baby.

When Luo Songran saw the situation, he crossed his legs and hooked Duan Yizhou's waist without thinking, hugged him tightly around his neck, held a fishing net in his hand, and smiled proudly: "Uncle Duan, you are so strong. "

"Put on your shoes." Duan Yizhou carried Luo Songran to his shoes, trying to put him down.

"I don't." Luo Songran thought he was going up, and he didn't come down, so he hugged him tightly and didn't let go: "You wanted to hug me, and now you want me to come down, scumbag."

Duan Yizhou: "..." He couldn't laugh or cry: "Can you explain something?"

"I'm being unreasonable. There are reasons and evidence. I just want you to hold my hand, but you hugged me without my consent. You are obviously unreasonable." Luo Songran poked Duan Yizhou's shoulder with his hand: "It's too much, Seduce me."

Without further ado, Duan Yizhou pulled the maltose-like guy off his body and put it on his shoes, then took the fishing net in his hand and walked aside: "I'll go and handle the fish."

Luo Songran is not as strong as Duan Yizhou, and it will be a matter of time before he is released. Seeing that Duan Yizhou took his fish away, he put on his slippers and snorted coldly: "Can you handle fish?"

The fresh and plump fish fluttered desperately in the fishing net.

"..." Duan Yizhou stared down, he knows how to eat fish, how to kill fish?Just stick a barbecue fork in it?

As night fell, the lights of the caravan and the lights under the umbrellas were turned on, like the brightest stars in this small world, quiet and bright.

If only the voices of these two people arguing over the fish could be blocked.

"You have to disembowel the fish and take out its liver."

"If you bake it, you can eat anything."

"That's not tasty, it will definitely smell fishy."

"You come."

"I'm afraid."

"I'm afraid too."

In front of the grill, the two looked at the four fish that had been inserted into the grill and looked at each other in blank dismay.

Luo Songran looked at Duan Yizhou speechlessly: "You are also preparing for the biology teacher exam, right? Why can't you even kill fish?"

"I'm preparing for the biology exam, not the cook." Duan Yizhou was a bit at a loss as he held the knife. He looked down at the fish body, so he wanted to cut open the belly.

Luo Songran pointed to one side of the fish: "Open here."

Duan Yizhou raised his eyes to look at Luo Songran, his eyes seemed a little surprised, how did he know to open here, he used a knife to point the position of Luo Songran's finger: "Here?"

"Well, I've seen my dad kill fish, and that's where he took all the livers out of the fish."

Duan Yizhou listened, and made a gash with a knife.

It's really just a small hole.

Luo Songran was speechless: "Put harder, how can you take out the liver with your hands after such a small incision."

Duan Yizhou raised his head again: "Take it out?"

"Otherwise? Do you expect the dead fish to take out the liver by itself?"

Duan Yizhou: "..." Fortunately, he was wearing gloves.

It took more than half an hour to finally disembowel and clean the four fish.The moment the fish rack reached the grill, both of them had an indescribable sense of accomplishment.

Perhaps only kitchen killers can have such a sense of accomplishment.

The barbecue grill was placed on the milky white folding table, and the two sat facing each other, none of the four hands was idle turning the fish, for fear that the fish would burn, and they were also waiting for this hard-won dinner.

Until the cumin powder and salt and pepper powder were sprinkled on the browned grilled fish, two "gurgling" rumbling sounds sounded.

Luo Songran looked at Duan Yizhou, just in time to meet the man's gaze, and couldn't help laughing: "Are you hungry?"

The bulbs under the parasol were brighter than the bulbs under the greenhouse last night, but it seemed that the lights of the bulbs were dimmed by his smile.

"Well, I didn't eat anything today." Duan Yizhou lowered his gaze, trying to focus his attention on the fish. If you are hungry, you should stare at the fish. What's the matter with staring at other children.

"Teacher Duan, I've never heard you call me." Luo Songran supported his head with one hand, and turned over the fish with the other.

"What are you calling?"

"Nickname, it's like I call you Teacher Duan, Uncle Duan."

"Student Luo?"

Luo Songran's face collapsed instantly: "Too unfamiliar."

"Little Nephew Luo?"

Luo Song was so angry that he smashed the fish: "No way! It's ugly!"

Duan Yizhou was helpless by his childishness from time to time: "Then what do you want me to call you? Ran Ran?"

"Just call me this." Luo Songran was slightly satisfied, and then continued to grill the fish: "No one can call me that except my family."

Duan Yizhou understood: "Yes, after all, I can be your uncle."

Luo Songran tightened his hand holding the barbecue fork, his brows were frowned and he was a little annoyed: "Do you know or not?"

Duan Yizhou: "?"

"You can't see that I like you, can you?"

Duan Yizhou: "..."

Luo Songran saw the man's expression froze for a moment, and suddenly understood that this man didn't know that he liked him at all, and he put the fish down with a 'snap': "What's the matter with you, if you don't like me why? Come close to me, and come out on a date with me?"

Duan Yizhou thought that this time he really thought things too simply. At noon, he thought that Luo Songran knew that he approached him because of the chip observation, but it turned out not to be.

It turned out that these two days were their mistakes.

And he thought that what Luo Songran said to him were all jokes, thinking that children like to play, but he never thought that Luo Songran said that he liked him.

like?

Can it be so easy to fall in love with someone now?

"Duan Feizhou, don't you like me?"

The sound of "Duan Feizhou" abruptly pulled Duan Yizhou back. He looked at Luo Songran's eyes before he was on the table. The child might have been wronged. His eyes were a little red, and he looked like he was about to cry.

Duan Yizhou suddenly felt very guilty. He approached to observe the adaptive response of the chip, and even said a fake name. How is it different from cheating?And Luo Songran's active approach from the beginning can be seen from all signs. This is purely wanting to get close to him, because he fell in love with him at first sight.

The kid fell in love with him at first sight.

"Why do you provoke me if you don't like me?" Luo Songran looked at the silent Duan Yizhou, with red eyes and tears falling down.

Duan Yizhou flicked off the switch of the grill, and the tumbling grilled fish also stopped tumbling.He looked at the crying child, the choking sound and tears made him feel guilty.

"I'm sorry, I don't know about you... I thought you just wanted to follow me..." Halfway through his explanation, he realized what he was explaining. Except for the reason that he came to observe the chip, his approach was all unfounded.

From Luo Songran's point of view, he looks like a strange uncle.

And what bad thoughts could this child have?It has been two and a half days since I met him, and he is so obedient that he does whatever he says, as if his eyes are all over him, it seems that he really likes him.

"I like you." Luo Songran broke down and cried loudly. He lay down on the table and cried loudly, crying as much as he was wronged. In someone's ears, it was heartbroken crying.

This crying made Duan Yizhou at a loss what to do, he stood up and walked to Luo Songran and squatted down: "Ranran, don't cry, uncle is wrong."

"Fuck off, I don't want you to be my uncle..." Luo Songran decided to show his best crying skills, and he didn't believe it. If he couldn't eat Duan Yizhou like this, he would stalk him to death.

He has no skills, patience is his greatest skill.

Duan Yizhou has no experience in coaxing people, he has only coaxed his little niece, but the little niece has to be hugged and coaxed as she pleases, but how should Luo Songran coax?

Is it possible to hug it too?

Will this make him more like a strange uncle?

But what if Luo Songran kept crying?

Just when Luo Songran was thinking that he was about to cry until his tears were dry, why the man hadn't responded yet, he was suddenly hugged up, and he looked at Duan Yizhou who was hugging him in astonishment, and then felt that he was being put on his lap superior.

He was hugged by Duan Yizhou on his lap!

Duan Yizhou looked at Luo Songran who was crying and red-eyed in his arms, and saw that his eyelashes were still wet with tears, his brows were drooping, and he looked aggrieved and angry. He compromised and coaxed: "It's my fault, it's because I didn't explain clearly why I saw you at the bar that day. .”

"why?"

"In fact, my name is not Duan Feizhou. My name is Duan Yizhou. I am the project leader of the 'Super Memory Chip' implantable medical treatment. It has been more than a week since you implanted the chip 2.0 and you have not been able to fully integrate. I am here to observe your chip and your body. adapted to the situation."

Luo Songran stopped crying. He pursed his lips and stared at the man holding him with half-closed eyes: "You said, you only approached me to observe my situation? Biology teacher? Are you preparing for the exam? You lied to me."

No, to be precise, it was Duan Yizhou who he took the initiative to approach.

But this man actually tricked him into calling him Duan Feizhou? !Still lied to him that he was a biology teacher? !Fortunately, he still believed it?

Duan Yizhou?This name sounds familiar.

"Yes, that's why I apologize to you." Duan Yizhou didn't want to continue, it was really his fault to lie to the child, and he even made him cry: "I was worried that you wouldn't let me observe, so I made this move, but I didn't expect you It's my fault that you will like me."

Luo Songran: "..." Very well, he has become angry, and if Duan Yizhou still can't be eaten by now, it will be hard to get rid of the hatred in his heart, this man is even worse than him.

So he adjusted his breathing, took a deep breath, lowered his head, and continued to cry: "I don't care about the things you lied to me. I like you. Do you really not like me at all?"

Duan Yizhou saw that the child in his arms started to cry again, and there was distress under his glasses. This was more difficult to understand than what he had studied, and it was not a result that could be deduced: "Then what do you want me to do?"

"You have to like me."

Luo Songran raised his head, he reached out and pulled Duan Yizhou's collar, and pulled him in front of him, his eyes were red with tears: "If you don't like me today, you will like me tomorrow. You can like me a little bit tomorrow. The day after tomorrow A little more, a little more the day after tomorrow, and in the end you will fall in love with me completely."

"Uncle, are you okay?"

This "okay" sounded like the bubbles of soda pop being pierced in Duan Yizhou's heart with a weak "bang", it was domineering, begging, and an irresistible show of weakness and coquettishness.

The author has something to say:

Duan Yizhou: Alright, let's arrange love.

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Hehehe, today is 520, and we will arrange a post-marriage high-sweet mini-theatre for you!There are 52 small red envelopes! !Begging for a wave of comments and Baibaiye~~

【Small Theater After Marriage】

The most violent quarrel between Ran Ran and Mr. Duan was when Ran Ran told Mr. Duan about divorce and not wanting children, but Mr. Duan didn't coax him anymore, saying "you decide, I respect your decision.".

Burning gas had to run away from home that night.

Then he went home and asked his dads with the "I Have a Friend" series.

"Dad, I have a friend who is divorcing his husband recently."

"So serious? Because of what?"

Ran Ran felt guilty: "He made trouble for no reason."

Big Dad & Dad: "..."

Dad: "Then it should be fine for your friend to apologize sincerely to his husband and coax him."

Ran Ran also felt that what he said to Mr. Duan was really too much, so he decided to apologize.

At night, he slept in the room, hugging the pillow very sad, because the pillow did not smell like Mr. Duan, he was not used to it, so he sent a text message to Mr. Duan.

But who knew that Mr. Duan didn't reply to him, he cried under the quilt, thinking that Mr. Duan definitely didn't want to forgive him.

Mr. Duan at the other end received a message from his little ancestor, and there was only one word: "Huh."

Mr. Duan: "..."

If this is an apology, please teach me how to reply.