Doomsday Plant Squad

This is the story that happened not long after Lv and Xiaobao 'lived together'...

Green is very interested in movies and TV shows on Earth. There are not so many stories in their galaxy, so he gradually developed a habit. If he is not tired that day, he will sit on the bed and watch DVDs for a while before going to bed.

One night, he happened to see a scene of condoms in a movie. He didn't understand what it was, so he turned his head and asked Xiaobao, "Baby, what is this man holding in his hand?"

"Huh?" Xiaobao was summing up the day's work, when he heard Lu shouting, he raised his head, "Which one?"

Green settled the picture, pointed to the condom in the man's hand and said, "This is it, he said he will use it with his girlfriend later, what is this?"

"..." Xiaobao was speechless, isn't this little bag filled with condoms...

"Uh... this is something that lovers or husbands and wives will use." Xiaobao said vaguely.

In fact, it's not a big deal for men to discuss this matter, but Lu's attitude towards herself is obviously different from other men, and it always feels weird to talk to him about it.

"Hey? So the two of us can use it too? What exactly is it for?" Lu is very studious, and it is used by couples. It must be a good thing that can increase intimacy!

Xiaobao quickly waved his hands, "We don't need it!"

"!" Lu looked at Xiaobao sadly with a bulging face, "Baby, didn't you say that it is used between couples, why can't we use it, do you hate me?!"

"..." Xiaobao was in a dilemma. If he said yes, Lu would definitely be sad, and besides, he didn't hate him. If he said no, Yilu's aggressive personality would definitely be understood as liking!Then immediately ask to use this thing with him!

After thinking for a while, Xiaobao said, "If you really want to know, I'll show you the real thing tomorrow." There should be this in the farm's supplies, but I bought everything when I was shopping.

"Okay then..." Lu could only grumble reluctantly.

After breakfast the next day, Lu asked this question again, so Xiaobao had no choice but to go to the warehouse and find one to show him.

Lu just wanted to take it apart in the living room, but was stopped by Xiaobao.

How about dismantling this embarrassing thing in front of everyone in broad daylight? !

"Go to the room and play slowly!" Xiaobao pushed Lu up the stairs.

Lu feels baffled, is such a small piece so mysterious? The man in the movie he watched didn't seem to hide it much.

Back in the room, Xiaobao closed the door, and Lu quickly tore open the packing bag.

"Eh... what is this?! It's so disgusting!" There was slippery liquid in the bag, Lu took out the condom inside with her fingertips, frowned and asked Xiaobao, "Has it deteriorated? How did it become like this? !"

"..." Little Treasure 囧囧 is insane, he doesn't know how to explain it, does he want to explain how to use this thing to Lu?

Seeing that Xiaobao didn't answer, Lu thought that the thing had really deteriorated, so she said, "I'll go and wash it, it should still be usable." Then she walked to the bathroom.

By the time he came out, the lube had been rinsed off the condom, and the entire condom was unfolded.

Lu held the condom and looked very disappointed, "I thought it was something good. Isn't this a balloon? The balloons on your earth are really not very good. The opening is so big that it is very inconvenient to blow up."

"..." This guy has already opened the condom, but he doesn't know how to use it? !Doesn't anyone on his planet use this kind of thing? !

Bingo!It is true that the Green Towers do not use such things. They cannot conceive, and all children are born from trees in a special way.

"Forget it, I don't like playing with balloons, they are for children." Lu opened the door and went out, "I'll give it to the Peacekeeping Tower to play with."

……

Finally, the Peacekeeping Tower has an extra toy...

And the inflated condom really looks exactly like a balloon...

The author has something to say: Fanwai is a short gentleman (￣～￣)