Poke the kidney Ending has been reached
Chapter 8 Naruto 04
In the midst of the commotion, Zhou Quan and the Great Elder, who had fallen into a coma, were carried into the bedroom by the helpers in a hurry.
Seeing that the adults in the family were all placed on the tatami, Itachi calmly ordered everyone to go to Konoha Hospital to look for Dr. Taisuke.Almost as soon as the words fell, the person on the couch slowly opened his eyes.
Of course, the guy who wakes up first is definitely not Zhou Quan, a good-for-nothing.In fact, compared to our patriarch who is currently in a state of [delicate body and easy to overthrow], the great elder who is an aborigine is more robust after all.In just a moment, he was able to wake up from the temporary faint.
And as soon as he opened his eyes, the old man who was over fifty years old threw himself on the son-in-law who was still unconscious at a speed beyond imagination, and began to examine him carefully.
Seeing his grandfather lose his composure for the first time, Itachi was stunned——
After all, for more than half a year, he has been taking care of the comprehensive version of Fu Yue himself.Therefore, in his opinion, the so-called coma is just one of the normal states of his father, and it is completely unworthy of everyone to be so hasty.
But in no time, the smart man figured out the misunderstanding here, and showed a knowing smile:
'Ah, yes!During this period of time, my grandfather has been busy with vulgar things, so he probably doesn't know much about his father's current situation.Back then, I made a fuss like my grandfather did.But speaking of it, this kind of situation where people turn their backs on their backs is really a nostalgic state...'
Don't blame him for being too calm, maybe for the still young Itachi, maybe the wonder of his life has been consumed by Zhouquan vomiting blood once a day and unconscious every two days.
#My father can't be so fragile series#
But compared to the calm (accustomed) Itachi, our poor Great Elder never thought that his capable son-in-law would end up like this.
Seeing Zhou Quan in a coma still twitching from time to time, the elder who thought he knew the truth immediately hugged his good grandson with grief on his face and began to wail:
"Hey, my hard-fated daughter, why did you end up with such an unreliable man... Huh, if Fuyue accidentally goes away, what will my poor grandson do..."
#Think too much series#
Patting the old man's shoulder lightly, Itachi comforted him calmly:
"Grandfather, please don't worry too much. In the past six months, my father has often experienced symptoms such as coma and vomiting blood. Today is just a normal reaction. You don't have to..."
Not at all relieved like Itachi expected, thinking of the tragic scene Itachi described, the Great Elder who still misunderstood something felt more and more sad...
Not knowing what kind of weird label his eldest son has put on him, Zhou Quan is completely immersed in his own world at this moment.On the surface, the poor man looked pale, as if he had fallen into a deep coma and pain.But in fact, his consciousness just entered the portable system again.
How should I put it, although Zhou Quan's pain this time was not the fault of the system, but the culprit that caused him to lose consciousness was precisely this unreliable system.
From the third perspective, Zhouquan, the unlucky ghost, was first forced to experience a stomachache + dizziness in the real world, and then his mental body was forcibly thrown into the system space.After losing his spiritual body, the patriarch's shell naturally showed the so-called coma state.
Standing alone in the open field, Zhou Quan felt very tired for a while.
Now, physically and mentally exhausted, he refuses to think about how people in the real world will deal with that temporarily uncontrolled body!Anyway, his cute weasel sauce will definitely not let Papa's body live on the street!
Thinking of this, the hapless ghost Zhouquan viciously pulled a handful of wild fruits from the bushes around him, and stuffed them directly into his mouth.In the next second, he chewed the soft flesh desperately, as if what was in his mouth was his life and death enemy!
No, from a certain point of view, these things are his thorough enemies——
Ha, it's so funny to say!He is thoughtful, as the sole master of the famine system, he is actually bound by this damn system!
And the reason why he was forced into a coma was simply because he hadn't eaten in the system world for a whole day, so that his mental body was about to starve to death in this weird world? !
The first time he figured out the reason why he was forced to enter the system world, the poor Azhai almost vomited blood from anger:
Tell me, after entering the system world, the time in the main world will be suspended, so why should he eat on time in this damn space? !Ha, also said [his mental body stored in the system space is really too hungry], [in order to avoid this inexplicable death, the instinct in his body will force him to temporarily enter the system to replenish enough food] and so on, It's just ridiculous, isn't it?
Thinking of his stupid experience of "being entered", Zhou Quan wanted to block this hapless portable world a hundred times!
You know, during that long recuperation time, he was extremely bored and would regularly scan the map in this system space every day.As a severely paralyzed patient, every feeling of being grounded is a wonderful experience.Therefore, at that time, he was naive and fell in love with this unreasonable system world.
On the other hand, whenever he gets tired from playing, Zhou Quan naturally cannot use the excuse of 'exercising a lot' to ask for food. (He is paralyzed on the bed, and the time he spends exploring is only a moment to the main world.) Therefore, with an empty stomach, he can only pick the red fruits in the space as food——
Of course, as a kind of pure natural and pollution-free green food, although these fruits do not have the miraculous effects described in those novels, they are still extremely delicious.
In other words, Zhou Quan has been completing this stupid daily task unconsciously, and has never really broken the requirements of the system.
It is precisely because of this that he has no chance to understand the rules and secrets behind this system world.
Previously, the stupid A Zhai always thought that this huge system world was just a huge paradise...
But now, Zhou Quan suddenly realized that the status in the system was linked to his actual physical status.Therefore, just because we didn't go online to pick fruit today, our poor patriarch was fainted by [hungry]...
No, what a gaffe for a sane adult!
Throwing the fruit into his mouth, Zhouquan cursed the system for being stingy.
It's like facing a final exam. It's reasonable to punish those who don't pass the exam, but you didn't even tell us what subjects you took the exam for the whole semester. Why are you so happy, you bastard!
'Oh, damn it, everyone's system is a good helper of the auxiliary department, but mine always gets me into trouble! '
Lowering his head, Zhouquan looked blankly at his hands.
He clearly knew that the reason why he lost his temper today was not as simple as "It's embarrassing to be hungry and faint".
Speaking of which, he has already conducted a simple exploration of this world——
It is obviously a huge and boundless world, but there is no sign of intelligent life in the explored areas, and even the strange guy who appeared at the beginning seems to have disappeared without a trace; Nor did he give any hints, as if the mechanical sound that appeared in Zhouquan's head before was just his own delusion; items in the space cannot appear in the main world, and items in the main world cannot be destroyed. bring into space...
No matter how you look at it, this portable space is just like him, useless to the point of unimaginable.
And after more than half a year of exploration, he has also explored every corner of the nearby woods and fields.After repeated attempts, Zhou Quan discovered that only this kind of red fruit can be eaten directly.At least, Zhou Quan couldn't catch those wild rabbits all over the field, even with all his efforts.On the other hand, the rabbits seem unable to harm Zhou Quan.Of course, the so-called large beasts didn't even show up!
In short, this place is like a large playground that has nothing to do with the main world and cannot influence each other at all.
But until today, Zhou Quan was suddenly told that the influence of this system master on him can actually be brought into the main world by him!At least if he can't guarantee to eat on time in the portable world every day, the hunger will force him into a forced coma. (It's like being forced to go online) And further speculation, if he still insists on refusing to eat the wild fruit in the system world after being unconscious, will he die?
Thinking of this, Zhou Quan's chewing speed subconsciously sped up a bit.
And after glancing at the deep and dead jungle in the distance, he even shivered in fear.
As I said before, the area of this so-called system world is completely beyond Zhou's imagination.At least judging from his current ability, he is basically unable to detect its boundary.Therefore, the poor man has no way of knowing whether there are some dangerous factors in those unknown areas.
Not to mention that Zhou Quan didn't even know how he would react in the main world if the dangerous factors in this world really hurt him.
Sometimes, people really can't think too much.The more he pondered, the colder the sweat on Zhou Quan's back spread.
#Sith Empty Silence#
'Why does my system not smart start at all? '
Sighing sadly, forcing himself not to imagine those unknown horrors, Zhou Quan walked towards the golden grassland absent-mindedly while swallowing the fruit.
As the range deepened, the frightened rabbits ran past his feet one after another.Glaring at these cunning little things, the otaku who didn't have the rabbit patching tool could only curse and stomp his feet.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt bored. He glanced at the bright sunshine and suddenly had the urge to take a nap.
Although there is no progress in fishing and hunting, after half a year of training, Zhou Quan has a lot of experience in [how to arrange a comfortable bed in the wild]——
I saw that he first piled a few handfuls of straw into a ball as a bunk, and then picked up a beautiful stone as a pillow.
Just when he was about to lie down, a creepy feeling of being peeped hit the man's heart.
Subconsciously, Zhou Quan put the stone in his pocket, picked up the branches on the ground, and looked around vigilantly at the surrounding environment.
But in the next second, the mechanical voice that suddenly came to mind caused the man's delicate face to distort again:
"Congratulations to the player for successfully loading [Flint X1]. The novice task is completed, and the famine system is officially activated."
ha?Obviously there is no response to the map that has been stepped on for a long time? !Could it be that Mr. System, your lower limit is only one stone? !
Looking sadly at the stones he took out from his pocket, Zhou Quan felt chills in his heart:
Mr. System, are you playing with me? !
PS, if you are confused, please see what the author has to say.
Seeing that the adults in the family were all placed on the tatami, Itachi calmly ordered everyone to go to Konoha Hospital to look for Dr. Taisuke.Almost as soon as the words fell, the person on the couch slowly opened his eyes.
Of course, the guy who wakes up first is definitely not Zhou Quan, a good-for-nothing.In fact, compared to our patriarch who is currently in a state of [delicate body and easy to overthrow], the great elder who is an aborigine is more robust after all.In just a moment, he was able to wake up from the temporary faint.
And as soon as he opened his eyes, the old man who was over fifty years old threw himself on the son-in-law who was still unconscious at a speed beyond imagination, and began to examine him carefully.
Seeing his grandfather lose his composure for the first time, Itachi was stunned——
After all, for more than half a year, he has been taking care of the comprehensive version of Fu Yue himself.Therefore, in his opinion, the so-called coma is just one of the normal states of his father, and it is completely unworthy of everyone to be so hasty.
But in no time, the smart man figured out the misunderstanding here, and showed a knowing smile:
'Ah, yes!During this period of time, my grandfather has been busy with vulgar things, so he probably doesn't know much about his father's current situation.Back then, I made a fuss like my grandfather did.But speaking of it, this kind of situation where people turn their backs on their backs is really a nostalgic state...'
Don't blame him for being too calm, maybe for the still young Itachi, maybe the wonder of his life has been consumed by Zhouquan vomiting blood once a day and unconscious every two days.
#My father can't be so fragile series#
But compared to the calm (accustomed) Itachi, our poor Great Elder never thought that his capable son-in-law would end up like this.
Seeing Zhou Quan in a coma still twitching from time to time, the elder who thought he knew the truth immediately hugged his good grandson with grief on his face and began to wail:
"Hey, my hard-fated daughter, why did you end up with such an unreliable man... Huh, if Fuyue accidentally goes away, what will my poor grandson do..."
#Think too much series#
Patting the old man's shoulder lightly, Itachi comforted him calmly:
"Grandfather, please don't worry too much. In the past six months, my father has often experienced symptoms such as coma and vomiting blood. Today is just a normal reaction. You don't have to..."
Not at all relieved like Itachi expected, thinking of the tragic scene Itachi described, the Great Elder who still misunderstood something felt more and more sad...
Not knowing what kind of weird label his eldest son has put on him, Zhou Quan is completely immersed in his own world at this moment.On the surface, the poor man looked pale, as if he had fallen into a deep coma and pain.But in fact, his consciousness just entered the portable system again.
How should I put it, although Zhou Quan's pain this time was not the fault of the system, but the culprit that caused him to lose consciousness was precisely this unreliable system.
From the third perspective, Zhouquan, the unlucky ghost, was first forced to experience a stomachache + dizziness in the real world, and then his mental body was forcibly thrown into the system space.After losing his spiritual body, the patriarch's shell naturally showed the so-called coma state.
Standing alone in the open field, Zhou Quan felt very tired for a while.
Now, physically and mentally exhausted, he refuses to think about how people in the real world will deal with that temporarily uncontrolled body!Anyway, his cute weasel sauce will definitely not let Papa's body live on the street!
Thinking of this, the hapless ghost Zhouquan viciously pulled a handful of wild fruits from the bushes around him, and stuffed them directly into his mouth.In the next second, he chewed the soft flesh desperately, as if what was in his mouth was his life and death enemy!
No, from a certain point of view, these things are his thorough enemies——
Ha, it's so funny to say!He is thoughtful, as the sole master of the famine system, he is actually bound by this damn system!
And the reason why he was forced into a coma was simply because he hadn't eaten in the system world for a whole day, so that his mental body was about to starve to death in this weird world? !
The first time he figured out the reason why he was forced to enter the system world, the poor Azhai almost vomited blood from anger:
Tell me, after entering the system world, the time in the main world will be suspended, so why should he eat on time in this damn space? !Ha, also said [his mental body stored in the system space is really too hungry], [in order to avoid this inexplicable death, the instinct in his body will force him to temporarily enter the system to replenish enough food] and so on, It's just ridiculous, isn't it?
Thinking of his stupid experience of "being entered", Zhou Quan wanted to block this hapless portable world a hundred times!
You know, during that long recuperation time, he was extremely bored and would regularly scan the map in this system space every day.As a severely paralyzed patient, every feeling of being grounded is a wonderful experience.Therefore, at that time, he was naive and fell in love with this unreasonable system world.
On the other hand, whenever he gets tired from playing, Zhou Quan naturally cannot use the excuse of 'exercising a lot' to ask for food. (He is paralyzed on the bed, and the time he spends exploring is only a moment to the main world.) Therefore, with an empty stomach, he can only pick the red fruits in the space as food——
Of course, as a kind of pure natural and pollution-free green food, although these fruits do not have the miraculous effects described in those novels, they are still extremely delicious.
In other words, Zhou Quan has been completing this stupid daily task unconsciously, and has never really broken the requirements of the system.
It is precisely because of this that he has no chance to understand the rules and secrets behind this system world.
Previously, the stupid A Zhai always thought that this huge system world was just a huge paradise...
But now, Zhou Quan suddenly realized that the status in the system was linked to his actual physical status.Therefore, just because we didn't go online to pick fruit today, our poor patriarch was fainted by [hungry]...
No, what a gaffe for a sane adult!
Throwing the fruit into his mouth, Zhouquan cursed the system for being stingy.
It's like facing a final exam. It's reasonable to punish those who don't pass the exam, but you didn't even tell us what subjects you took the exam for the whole semester. Why are you so happy, you bastard!
'Oh, damn it, everyone's system is a good helper of the auxiliary department, but mine always gets me into trouble! '
Lowering his head, Zhouquan looked blankly at his hands.
He clearly knew that the reason why he lost his temper today was not as simple as "It's embarrassing to be hungry and faint".
Speaking of which, he has already conducted a simple exploration of this world——
It is obviously a huge and boundless world, but there is no sign of intelligent life in the explored areas, and even the strange guy who appeared at the beginning seems to have disappeared without a trace; Nor did he give any hints, as if the mechanical sound that appeared in Zhouquan's head before was just his own delusion; items in the space cannot appear in the main world, and items in the main world cannot be destroyed. bring into space...
No matter how you look at it, this portable space is just like him, useless to the point of unimaginable.
And after more than half a year of exploration, he has also explored every corner of the nearby woods and fields.After repeated attempts, Zhou Quan discovered that only this kind of red fruit can be eaten directly.At least, Zhou Quan couldn't catch those wild rabbits all over the field, even with all his efforts.On the other hand, the rabbits seem unable to harm Zhou Quan.Of course, the so-called large beasts didn't even show up!
In short, this place is like a large playground that has nothing to do with the main world and cannot influence each other at all.
But until today, Zhou Quan was suddenly told that the influence of this system master on him can actually be brought into the main world by him!At least if he can't guarantee to eat on time in the portable world every day, the hunger will force him into a forced coma. (It's like being forced to go online) And further speculation, if he still insists on refusing to eat the wild fruit in the system world after being unconscious, will he die?
Thinking of this, Zhou Quan's chewing speed subconsciously sped up a bit.
And after glancing at the deep and dead jungle in the distance, he even shivered in fear.
As I said before, the area of this so-called system world is completely beyond Zhou's imagination.At least judging from his current ability, he is basically unable to detect its boundary.Therefore, the poor man has no way of knowing whether there are some dangerous factors in those unknown areas.
Not to mention that Zhou Quan didn't even know how he would react in the main world if the dangerous factors in this world really hurt him.
Sometimes, people really can't think too much.The more he pondered, the colder the sweat on Zhou Quan's back spread.
#Sith Empty Silence#
'Why does my system not smart start at all? '
Sighing sadly, forcing himself not to imagine those unknown horrors, Zhou Quan walked towards the golden grassland absent-mindedly while swallowing the fruit.
As the range deepened, the frightened rabbits ran past his feet one after another.Glaring at these cunning little things, the otaku who didn't have the rabbit patching tool could only curse and stomp his feet.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt bored. He glanced at the bright sunshine and suddenly had the urge to take a nap.
Although there is no progress in fishing and hunting, after half a year of training, Zhou Quan has a lot of experience in [how to arrange a comfortable bed in the wild]——
I saw that he first piled a few handfuls of straw into a ball as a bunk, and then picked up a beautiful stone as a pillow.
Just when he was about to lie down, a creepy feeling of being peeped hit the man's heart.
Subconsciously, Zhou Quan put the stone in his pocket, picked up the branches on the ground, and looked around vigilantly at the surrounding environment.
But in the next second, the mechanical voice that suddenly came to mind caused the man's delicate face to distort again:
"Congratulations to the player for successfully loading [Flint X1]. The novice task is completed, and the famine system is officially activated."
ha?Obviously there is no response to the map that has been stepped on for a long time? !Could it be that Mr. System, your lower limit is only one stone? !
Looking sadly at the stones he took out from his pocket, Zhou Quan felt chills in his heart:
Mr. System, are you playing with me? !
PS, if you are confused, please see what the author has to say.
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