Poke the kidney Ending has been reached
Chapter 62 Gintama 04
Dangling alone on the side of this painting boat, after checking four or five times, Zhouquan finally determined reluctantly that under normal conditions, it was absolutely impossible for him to get away from this place that was already far away by himself. Off the coast of the big ship.Taking a peek at the maid not far away, he pouted unhappily.
Silently squatting at the stern of the boat, after making sure that no one could sneak close, Ah Zhai opened his operation panel neatly.
That's right, after passing the test given by Mr. System, Zhou Quan can finally get rid of the title of waste wood o(≧v≦)o~~!With the help of the main system, he combined the experience of several worlds and successfully obtained some good skills.For him at present, as long as the skill tree recognized by the system is not restricted by the system, leaving here is only a matter of minutes.
Fingertips lightly slid across the light screen that ordinary people cannot see, and Zhou Quan pulled up a distorted smile: "Damn kid, don't think that the teacher is still the teacher of the past! Hmph, how can it be me now? !"
As he spoke, the familiar icon he was looking for appeared under his fingertips.After seeing the light blue skill icon, Azhai immediately smiled and said:
"Hey! No. 357039510, activate swimming assist skills!"
At this moment, Zhou Quan's order is full of confidence, and there is a taste of domineering sideways.This is actually very easy to understand. Let’s use an analogy: If A Zhai had to worry about his physical strength when he was swimming before, but after becoming an NPC under the system completely, this consideration is no longer a problem worth worrying about. - After all, have you ever seen an NPC who had to take a break before continuing while teaching the player?The current A Zhai is also in the same state, just like the NPC in the virtual online game will not feel tired at all and is only responsible for performing tasks day after day, he actually has similar guarantees.
But at the same time, an indescribable unreality almost completely submerged A Zhai's heart.If he hadn't immediately put all his attention on the tasks given by the system, it is estimated that this man would have completely collapsed because of this huge gap in self-cognition?
Until now, Zhou Quan has not figured out whether his changes are good or bad.
Before the man could wake up from his memories, a mechanical voice suddenly interrupted his thinking: "Yes, the swimming assist skill is currently being activated for you—"
After being interrupted by this accident, Zhou Quan casually shifted his attention to the present moment: "Oh, that's right! Don't forget to open the mini map for me."
"Yes! The small map is starting——"
In the next second, a small hourglass appeared in the upper left corner of Zhouquan Vision.After confirming that the last drop of fine sand has fallen, he immediately supported the side of the boat with his backhand and jumped into the icy water under the horrified eyes of everyone——
【Pfft! 】
"...No, it's not good!!! Takasugi-sama... Yoshida-sama fell into the water!!!"
After seeing this scene, the servants who dared not approach in the distance started screaming and running.All of a sudden, there were crowds of people on the boat!The screams were intertwined with the rushing crowd, completely drawing an unsatisfactory end to the tranquil night.
Sitting alone on the side of the boat, after hearing the servant's report, Takasugi Shinsuke immediately crushed the porcelain cup in his hand.
His face turned completely blue...
—————————— I am the dividing line in the water—————————————————————————
On the other side, forced to soak in the icy water, Zhou Quan's expression was not very happy.
If swimming is more or less a pleasure, then after the auxiliary system is activated, this behavior will be directly promoted to boring waiting.
Silently feeling his body cut through the water surface automatically, shuttling through the waterway, the bored A Zhai almost dozed off.It was also at this time when he was drowsy that the sub-system intelligence brain assigned to Zhou Quan suddenly said:
"Host, it has been determined by the scanning system that only one ship will pass within the five nautical miles from you in the next half hour."
And as if to verify its words, a small red dot suddenly appeared on the upper right of A Zhai's vision.Different from the orange dots that were fixed and symbolized obstacles, this red spot was slowly approaching the very center of the map, Zhou Quan's current position, and was approaching.
Seeing this image, A Zhai looked up at the still dark sky, and ordered decisively:
"Search for the best route. We need to avoid this ship. Taking advantage of the darkness, Takasugi's ship will probably find it soon. If the target is too big, we will definitely be caught."
"Yes, Mr. Zhouquan."
The system responded respectfully, and immediately, a gray dotted line quickly spread across the light green map.
Seeing this, Zhou Quan just adjusted his direction and swam according to the dotted line.
Speaking of which, what is currently carried on the man's body is actually not the previous main system.
After realizing this, A Zhai didn't believe in the reliability and accuracy of this 'new system' for a while.However, after a period of running-in, he found that the current No. 357039510 is far inferior to the main system in terms of function alone.After all, except for the different responsible objects and different implementation attitudes, this thing is exactly the same as the damn main system before.If he hadn't been sure that the main system wouldn't be so polite, he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the two?
Hey, not to mention, A Zhai has really been high for a while, thinking of the main system's "low voice"!
"Hey, do you have any good suggestions about the task at present?" Zhou Quan asked casually, glancing at the unobstructed road ahead.
"Yes! After analysis, the system suggests that the host return to the target person immediately, which will help improve the success rate of the mission."
Hearing this, Zhou Quan immediately rolled his eyes: "Hey, we can't leave after we go back, okay? Our mission target is not just Gao Shan, that dead brat?"
"The host made a wrong decision! After screening, it can be determined that the approaching difficulty of the target [Shinsuke Takasugi] is one star, so it is recommended that the host complete this task first." The sub-system seemed to have no idea what happened just now. matter.
"Really, the extension is really a low-level AI!" Zhou Quan complained casually, seeming to have forgotten who was so happy that tears filled his eyes after he figured out the characteristics of the extension.After figuring out the 'good temper' of his own extension, he got along with this stupid system a little more casually.
Before he could continue complaining, a strange orange dot suddenly lit up on the map.Obviously it was an 'obstacle' that appeared suddenly, but in an instant, this thing was already by Zhou Quan's side?
【This unscientific? ! 】
Surprised, he asked the system to stop assisting, floating on the water, Zhouquan poked the map in the void in surprise.Following this action, several secondary interfaces quickly popped up, flashing detailed data——
"Huh? Is this an obstacle?" Zhou Quan was taken aback for a moment, staring directly at the magnified rendering, a little unbelievable.
According to the results of the system's sonic scan, that thing was a curved metal object with a size of no more than three centimeters.
'Hehe, is this an emergency obstacle in your eyes? '
"Please be vigilant, host!" The boring prompt sound was played unconsciously, and the subsystem reported the parameters in a rigid manner, "According to the database analysis, this object will pierce the upper jaw of the organic life form, so as to achieve the purpose of hunting... ..."
"Shut up, idiot!"
Resolutely interrupting the system's report, Zhou Quan snorted coldly, half mockingly,
"Do you think I'm going to be hunted by piercing my jaw with something three centimeters long?!"
"Please note that the target distance is getting closer..."
"Shut up..."
Before Zhou Quan finished speaking, he suddenly felt a tugging sensation at the end of his hair.
Surprised, he turned his head away with force, and Azhai found that a shiny fishhook was firmly entangled in his long hair that was scattered like seaweed.
Following the ups and downs of the water, one person, one system suddenly fell into an awkward silence.
Swollen and broken?
Hair caught by the hook!
asshole!Which brat is this playing with a fishhook at night!
It's so annoying!Doing so will cause trouble for everyone who is swimming at night, you know? !
Silently lifting the wet long hair, Zhouquan pinched the fishhook in the middle, whose whole picture could no longer be seen clearly, and sighed deeply.
In the next second, he twisted the thin thread at the end of the hook, and slowly paddled the water against it, tracing the source upwards.There was no way, Zhou Quan could only solve the problem at its root when he was unable to untangle his hair and fishing line - find the owner of the hook and borrow a pair of scissors from him along the way.
Hey, the hair that has been raised for more than ten years is about to be cut short, not happy!
Not to mention, Zhou Quan's luck today is rare,
This hook was not a dark hook that the boatman had set up earlier. Along the fishing line, he managed to find a medium-sized passenger ship not far away.Before he swam too close, he heard the sound of toasting and clinking from the deck of the boat.
"What the hell, they were playing fishing during the banquet, do you think their skulls are broken, system?" Zhou Quan cursed in a low voice while tugging at his tangled hair in displeasure.
"Host, it is said that this is an elegant custom that has been passed down for several years. You can recall a similar plot from your memory."
"...What the hell did you call out?"
"Memory information file 03840, [Catch first and bake now · 50 yuan per person]"
"...No! You read it wrong, this is not the same thing at all?!"
Silently block the idiot system of myself, make a thorough decision, and never discuss things other than missions with the other party again.
Complaining about the unreliability of the system, Zhou Quan finally touched the wooden hull.
Looking at himself covered in water and being extremely embarrassed, and then at the incredibly tall hull in front of him, Ah Zhai swallowed, and raised his throat desperately:
"Help!!! Someone fell into the water!!!"
"...According to the general situation analysis, the probability of the successful implementation of the host's scheme is 32.11%"
"Hmph, stupid system, you won't understand the kindness of creatures like humans!"
All the people were turned on their backs, and Zhou Quancai was finally 'rescued' by the kind-hearted people on board the ship.Secretly complaining about the system's predictions, as soon as he stepped on the side of the ship, he found that he was held against his chest by a dozen guns?
It seems that there are some important people staying on this ship?
"According to the system analysis, the probability that the host is safe and sound is 11.24%"
"...shut up!"
Silently raising his hands, he picked up the tangled hair that was entangled with the fishhook in his hands, and Zhou Quan, who seemed honest, had already begun to secretly calculate whether he could successfully replace this damned subsystem...
The author has something to say: I am happy LZ, sorry, the reply has been delayed for two days QAQ,
LZ was temporarily working on document translation yesterday, I accidentally forgot, sorry...
Hey, today is on time, Alu!
Can you guess who the bear kid is?
Silently squatting at the stern of the boat, after making sure that no one could sneak close, Ah Zhai opened his operation panel neatly.
That's right, after passing the test given by Mr. System, Zhou Quan can finally get rid of the title of waste wood o(≧v≦)o~~!With the help of the main system, he combined the experience of several worlds and successfully obtained some good skills.For him at present, as long as the skill tree recognized by the system is not restricted by the system, leaving here is only a matter of minutes.
Fingertips lightly slid across the light screen that ordinary people cannot see, and Zhou Quan pulled up a distorted smile: "Damn kid, don't think that the teacher is still the teacher of the past! Hmph, how can it be me now? !"
As he spoke, the familiar icon he was looking for appeared under his fingertips.After seeing the light blue skill icon, Azhai immediately smiled and said:
"Hey! No. 357039510, activate swimming assist skills!"
At this moment, Zhou Quan's order is full of confidence, and there is a taste of domineering sideways.This is actually very easy to understand. Let’s use an analogy: If A Zhai had to worry about his physical strength when he was swimming before, but after becoming an NPC under the system completely, this consideration is no longer a problem worth worrying about. - After all, have you ever seen an NPC who had to take a break before continuing while teaching the player?The current A Zhai is also in the same state, just like the NPC in the virtual online game will not feel tired at all and is only responsible for performing tasks day after day, he actually has similar guarantees.
But at the same time, an indescribable unreality almost completely submerged A Zhai's heart.If he hadn't immediately put all his attention on the tasks given by the system, it is estimated that this man would have completely collapsed because of this huge gap in self-cognition?
Until now, Zhou Quan has not figured out whether his changes are good or bad.
Before the man could wake up from his memories, a mechanical voice suddenly interrupted his thinking: "Yes, the swimming assist skill is currently being activated for you—"
After being interrupted by this accident, Zhou Quan casually shifted his attention to the present moment: "Oh, that's right! Don't forget to open the mini map for me."
"Yes! The small map is starting——"
In the next second, a small hourglass appeared in the upper left corner of Zhouquan Vision.After confirming that the last drop of fine sand has fallen, he immediately supported the side of the boat with his backhand and jumped into the icy water under the horrified eyes of everyone——
【Pfft! 】
"...No, it's not good!!! Takasugi-sama... Yoshida-sama fell into the water!!!"
After seeing this scene, the servants who dared not approach in the distance started screaming and running.All of a sudden, there were crowds of people on the boat!The screams were intertwined with the rushing crowd, completely drawing an unsatisfactory end to the tranquil night.
Sitting alone on the side of the boat, after hearing the servant's report, Takasugi Shinsuke immediately crushed the porcelain cup in his hand.
His face turned completely blue...
—————————— I am the dividing line in the water—————————————————————————
On the other side, forced to soak in the icy water, Zhou Quan's expression was not very happy.
If swimming is more or less a pleasure, then after the auxiliary system is activated, this behavior will be directly promoted to boring waiting.
Silently feeling his body cut through the water surface automatically, shuttling through the waterway, the bored A Zhai almost dozed off.It was also at this time when he was drowsy that the sub-system intelligence brain assigned to Zhou Quan suddenly said:
"Host, it has been determined by the scanning system that only one ship will pass within the five nautical miles from you in the next half hour."
And as if to verify its words, a small red dot suddenly appeared on the upper right of A Zhai's vision.Different from the orange dots that were fixed and symbolized obstacles, this red spot was slowly approaching the very center of the map, Zhou Quan's current position, and was approaching.
Seeing this image, A Zhai looked up at the still dark sky, and ordered decisively:
"Search for the best route. We need to avoid this ship. Taking advantage of the darkness, Takasugi's ship will probably find it soon. If the target is too big, we will definitely be caught."
"Yes, Mr. Zhouquan."
The system responded respectfully, and immediately, a gray dotted line quickly spread across the light green map.
Seeing this, Zhou Quan just adjusted his direction and swam according to the dotted line.
Speaking of which, what is currently carried on the man's body is actually not the previous main system.
After realizing this, A Zhai didn't believe in the reliability and accuracy of this 'new system' for a while.However, after a period of running-in, he found that the current No. 357039510 is far inferior to the main system in terms of function alone.After all, except for the different responsible objects and different implementation attitudes, this thing is exactly the same as the damn main system before.If he hadn't been sure that the main system wouldn't be so polite, he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the two?
Hey, not to mention, A Zhai has really been high for a while, thinking of the main system's "low voice"!
"Hey, do you have any good suggestions about the task at present?" Zhou Quan asked casually, glancing at the unobstructed road ahead.
"Yes! After analysis, the system suggests that the host return to the target person immediately, which will help improve the success rate of the mission."
Hearing this, Zhou Quan immediately rolled his eyes: "Hey, we can't leave after we go back, okay? Our mission target is not just Gao Shan, that dead brat?"
"The host made a wrong decision! After screening, it can be determined that the approaching difficulty of the target [Shinsuke Takasugi] is one star, so it is recommended that the host complete this task first." The sub-system seemed to have no idea what happened just now. matter.
"Really, the extension is really a low-level AI!" Zhou Quan complained casually, seeming to have forgotten who was so happy that tears filled his eyes after he figured out the characteristics of the extension.After figuring out the 'good temper' of his own extension, he got along with this stupid system a little more casually.
Before he could continue complaining, a strange orange dot suddenly lit up on the map.Obviously it was an 'obstacle' that appeared suddenly, but in an instant, this thing was already by Zhou Quan's side?
【This unscientific? ! 】
Surprised, he asked the system to stop assisting, floating on the water, Zhouquan poked the map in the void in surprise.Following this action, several secondary interfaces quickly popped up, flashing detailed data——
"Huh? Is this an obstacle?" Zhou Quan was taken aback for a moment, staring directly at the magnified rendering, a little unbelievable.
According to the results of the system's sonic scan, that thing was a curved metal object with a size of no more than three centimeters.
'Hehe, is this an emergency obstacle in your eyes? '
"Please be vigilant, host!" The boring prompt sound was played unconsciously, and the subsystem reported the parameters in a rigid manner, "According to the database analysis, this object will pierce the upper jaw of the organic life form, so as to achieve the purpose of hunting... ..."
"Shut up, idiot!"
Resolutely interrupting the system's report, Zhou Quan snorted coldly, half mockingly,
"Do you think I'm going to be hunted by piercing my jaw with something three centimeters long?!"
"Please note that the target distance is getting closer..."
"Shut up..."
Before Zhou Quan finished speaking, he suddenly felt a tugging sensation at the end of his hair.
Surprised, he turned his head away with force, and Azhai found that a shiny fishhook was firmly entangled in his long hair that was scattered like seaweed.
Following the ups and downs of the water, one person, one system suddenly fell into an awkward silence.
Swollen and broken?
Hair caught by the hook!
asshole!Which brat is this playing with a fishhook at night!
It's so annoying!Doing so will cause trouble for everyone who is swimming at night, you know? !
Silently lifting the wet long hair, Zhouquan pinched the fishhook in the middle, whose whole picture could no longer be seen clearly, and sighed deeply.
In the next second, he twisted the thin thread at the end of the hook, and slowly paddled the water against it, tracing the source upwards.There was no way, Zhou Quan could only solve the problem at its root when he was unable to untangle his hair and fishing line - find the owner of the hook and borrow a pair of scissors from him along the way.
Hey, the hair that has been raised for more than ten years is about to be cut short, not happy!
Not to mention, Zhou Quan's luck today is rare,
This hook was not a dark hook that the boatman had set up earlier. Along the fishing line, he managed to find a medium-sized passenger ship not far away.Before he swam too close, he heard the sound of toasting and clinking from the deck of the boat.
"What the hell, they were playing fishing during the banquet, do you think their skulls are broken, system?" Zhou Quan cursed in a low voice while tugging at his tangled hair in displeasure.
"Host, it is said that this is an elegant custom that has been passed down for several years. You can recall a similar plot from your memory."
"...What the hell did you call out?"
"Memory information file 03840, [Catch first and bake now · 50 yuan per person]"
"...No! You read it wrong, this is not the same thing at all?!"
Silently block the idiot system of myself, make a thorough decision, and never discuss things other than missions with the other party again.
Complaining about the unreliability of the system, Zhou Quan finally touched the wooden hull.
Looking at himself covered in water and being extremely embarrassed, and then at the incredibly tall hull in front of him, Ah Zhai swallowed, and raised his throat desperately:
"Help!!! Someone fell into the water!!!"
"...According to the general situation analysis, the probability of the successful implementation of the host's scheme is 32.11%"
"Hmph, stupid system, you won't understand the kindness of creatures like humans!"
All the people were turned on their backs, and Zhou Quancai was finally 'rescued' by the kind-hearted people on board the ship.Secretly complaining about the system's predictions, as soon as he stepped on the side of the ship, he found that he was held against his chest by a dozen guns?
It seems that there are some important people staying on this ship?
"According to the system analysis, the probability that the host is safe and sound is 11.24%"
"...shut up!"
Silently raising his hands, he picked up the tangled hair that was entangled with the fishhook in his hands, and Zhou Quan, who seemed honest, had already begun to secretly calculate whether he could successfully replace this damned subsystem...
The author has something to say: I am happy LZ, sorry, the reply has been delayed for two days QAQ,
LZ was temporarily working on document translation yesterday, I accidentally forgot, sorry...
Hey, today is on time, Alu!
Can you guess who the bear kid is?
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