Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

When you are exhausted physically and mentally after a long day of work, it would be such a wonderful thing to soak yourself in the warm hot springs to make yourself smooth and clean!

Anyone can have such an idea, but there are really few people who can actually implement it.

When Mikoto made this wish, Itachi was playing with Sasuke who was crawling all over the ground, I was squatting beside me biting a cucumber and poking Sasuke's little face, Fugaku was studying the report just sent.No one seemed to take Mikoto's words seriously.Facts have proved that we completely underestimated the wife control index and handling ability of this person like Fujigake. Mikoto said this just the day before yesterday. However, itachi and I came home from school yesterday and found that the back garden of the Uchiha Mansion has been reduced to its original size. One third, a huge pit is located there. What's even more frightening is that when I look at it again today, the pit has evolved into a bath, and the water inside is curling and steaming!

Well, I have to admit that Fuyue is an absolute man of action because of his profession. Such a huge project was completed within two days, but where did she get the hot spring water in the pool from? Mouth!

Because of this incident, our whole family looked at Fuyue with a kind of admiration in their eyes.Anyone who comes to our house will praise this pond, but who knows that since the completion of this pond, our family has eaten rice balls and pickles for a whole month, you bastard!It made me lose a lot of weight in this month, seeing food is like seeing relatives, do you think I am easy!If the real Fuyue and Miqin saw their son so thin, they would travel back in grief and indignation!These are my bitter history mixed with blood and tears!

"Xiaoyou, mom has washed Xiaozuo, you can take a bath."

Mikoto's voice sounded outside the door, and it was mixed with Sasuke Yiyi's immature childish voice.

"Got it, Mom."

"Hey, Xiaoyou wants to call mom, calling mom will make you old!"

Rolling my eyes, I replied with a compromise: "Yes, yes, mother, hurry up and go to bed with Sasuke."

Itachi was sitting next to me doing homework, and without looking up, he poked my forehead with his free hand to signal that I had a better attitude.I was amazed at the time - he didn't even look at me and could poke me so accurately, with him this is practice makes perfect!

I stuck out my tongue helplessly, took out the bathrobe from the closet and prepared to take a bath, when I walked to the door, I suddenly remembered something.

"Ah, brother, you...do you want to wash with me?"

"..."

Hearing his younger brother's enthusiastic words, it was Brother Itachi's turn to be surprised.By the way, Brother Weasel has never taken a bath with his little brother since we can remember, and what we do most is to rub his back or something. Now, facing this kind of invitation to wash together for nothing, Brother Weasel's brain suddenly went blank that day , his face was naturally paralyzed because he didn't know what to do.

However, his expression looked to me as if he was thinking deeply and wondering if I had ulterior motives.

"Ah... I mean, it's a waste of time if I take a shower first and then you wash it. It may be too late to affect my parents and Sasuke's sleep... Well, I have to go to school tomorrow morning and I should go to bed early. Anyway The pool is so big, it won't be crowded if two people wash together... Well, if you don't want to, forget it, I'll wash it myself..."

Damn, I'm not plotting against him, I have to explain for Mao!Besides, even if I plot against him, I can't eat him now!

"……it is good."

"Why?!!--"

I thought he could reject me, but I didn't expect, I didn't expect, Itachi, you are quite open.

Itachi closed his homework book, took out his little white bathrobe from the closet, and came to me. "Let's go."

"Ah, um."

I hesitated and followed behind him.

Uh, why, I feel that he seems to be more excited than me! Mouth!Is this an ambiguous little illusion?

Speaking of tonight, the moon is bright and clear, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and the xx treasure particles of the Yueyueshu brand... Ah bah, where is all this going.Anyway, it is a very good day for committing crimes against the wind under the banner of the river crab.Itachi and I came to the small hot spring in our backyard singing "Husband and wife both go to the bath". ...Well, I admit that singing "couples go to the bath" is out of the question.

It is now the middle of summer, and the days are hot and the nights are cool and pleasant.The hot spring is surrounded by fragrant flowers and plants, and the place where the pool connects with the promenade is covered with smooth pebbles, and some hot spring stones of various shapes are piled up scatteredly beside it.A small part of the steps to the entrance of the pool is covered with a thick white blanket, which is very soft to the touch, and it will not feel uncomfortable when walking on it with bare feet.The hot spring water in the pool is steaming, and there will be slight waves when it is blown by the wind.The mansion of the Uchiha family is a very authentic Japanese-style courtyard, simple and simple, and now it has been converted into a hot spring pool by Mikoto. Instead of being messy, it reveals a low-key elegance.The clear water flows from the emerald green bamboo tube to the movable bamboo tube. Due to the gravity, it falls and hits the stone inkstone, making the unique crisp sound of bamboo. (I'm sorry, the goblin really doesn't know what that thing is called...)

This kind of sound echoed intermittently in the courtyard, reflecting the sky full of stars, coupled with the fact that there were only the two of us at this time, it formed an indescribable situation.

"Hey, brother... you, can you turn around?"

I felt a little fever on my face, and scratched my head in embarrassment.For the first time, everyone will be a little nervous...

"I haven't seen you changing clothes."

Itachi looked at me with a smile in his eyes.

"Oh, just turn around if I tell you to. How can there be such nonsense...Let's just say I'm not being shy..."

I turned around him a little bit angrily, but the more I spoke, the more confident I became.

Listening to his younger brother's words against his will, Brother Weasel was in a good mood for no reason, and secretly laughed in his heart.Then I tilted my head slightly, and saw a piece of small clothes thrown messily on the blanket, and the fair skin was gradually revealed - the gracefully curved neck, the small and round shoulders, the snow-white back, like a lotus root Those tender little arms and legs... Brother Itachi gasped suddenly, and then... became nervous.He really didn't mean to peek, it was Xiaoyou's position...... So you know.

(Yao: We know everything...you don’t need to excuse yourself.)

Ever since, Brother Itachi froze on the spot.

I didn't notice Itachi's strangeness, I was like a freshly made dumpling, and I jumped into the pot... No, I went into the hot spring pool.

The water was stirred up into small waves, making a rushing sound, and the warmth gradually filled the whole body.

"Brother, come in quickly, what are you doing standing there?"

"……Ah good."

Itachi shook his head violently, collected his emotions, and began to undress.

One thing—my eyes widen, my face tends to heat up.

Two things - my breathing became short of breath and my heart beat a little faster.

Three—I feel smoke coming from my head and my throat tightening with thirst.

Four - he stripped...

"Xiaoyou, you are going to sink."

Itachi's voice rang in my ears, and at some point, he had come to me.

"Why is your face so red, do you have a fever?"

He stroked the broken hair on my forehead, and put his small white hands on the forehead lightly, feeling slightly cool to the touch.His big black and bright eyes looked a little hazy due to the steam from the hot spring, his white and tender skin was slightly reddened, and water droplets fell from his chin across his slender neck to his delicate collarbone...

I swallowed hard, and slowly approached him, raised my right hand and pointed upwards to the right, and my left hand dived into the water just about to move——

"Look at the handjob——"

Itachi looked to the right reflexively, and immediately received a large piece of rain from the sky...

"Hahahaha... such an idiot will fall for it, hahaha..."

I couldn't help laughing out loud watching Itachi being sprayed all over his head by my mother-in-law's spray.

Gradually, even soaking in the hot springs, I felt a little cold—Itachi looked at me with black lines on his face, and the low pressure around him swept towards me like Typhoon Morakot.

"Haha... Uh, brother, don't look at me with such a scary expression, okay?"

"..." Facial paralysis + speechless.

"Well, brother, I was just joking..."

"..." Black line + silence.

"Don't do this, the nasolabial folds will get deeper..."

"..." The forehead crossroads appeared.

"Brother, your nasolabial folds have reached your chin..."

Itachi finally opened his mouth quietly:

"Hey, Xiaoyou..."

"……I am here."

Hearing his voice call my name gave me a creepy feeling.

"Splashing water is fun, isn't it?"

Itachi's voice still didn't fluctuate.

"No, it's not fun..."

Admittedly, I shuddered, Itachi seemed to be really angry.

"How fun, isn't it, Xiaoyou."

Itachi raised his head and walked towards me slowly.I was so frightened that I stepped back again and again, what frightened me was not his movements, but his expression——

Poker face(……).

"Brother, brother, don't come here... I know I was wrong, I don't dare to do it anymore..."

Back, back, back—well, there's no going back.I just leaned against the edge of the pool, watching him getting closer and closer to me.

"What else are you afraid of?" Itachi stared at his younger brother's face that was quite similar to his own, and tightly held the right hand that was waving around. "It seems that I doted on you so much that I made you so naughty, and now I'm still playing tricks on me... If you don't teach you a good lesson, you won't learn to be good."

Damn, why do I feel like I'm playing with firecrackers.I'm so terrified, I can't help shouting in my heart - Itachi, which bastard did you learn from if you are like this? Mouth!

"No, bro, listen to me..."

Before I could finish the second half of the sentence, I suddenly slipped and fell obliquely into the pool, and the water splashed——That guy Itachi was so quick that he couldn't cover his ears and steal the bell like a broken bamboo, and I tripped!

"Cough, cough... I'm going to choke to death! Cough, cough, cough..."

Itachi deliberately let go of his hand to make me sink. "This is much more fun than splashing water, isn't it, Xiaoyou?"

"Brother...Brother, I was wrong, Gulu...don't dare again! Keke, it's not fun at all!...Gulu..."

In this case, those who refuse to accept softness are called stupid!

"Don't you dare again?"

Itachi looked at the flushed little face in front of him, and raised his eyebrows.

"Ahem...don't dare! Gulu..."

Hearing the answer that satisfied him, Itachi's mouth couldn't help but raise a small arc.

I blushed and coughed vigorously, and burst into tears without any image.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolus ofs of me! How could you treat me like this!

A hand gently patted my head, I desperately tried to wipe away the tears that kept falling, but my vision was still blurred.

"elder brother."

"I'm sorry." Itachi poked me lightly on the forehead, took me into his arms and patted my back gently. "Forgive me, Xiaoyou, it won't be like this next time."

Leaning on Itachi's not very strong shoulders, feeling his warm body temperature, I felt melted all of a sudden, and the tears flowed down even more violently.

"Sure enough, my brother... I hate it the most..."