Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

"……elder brother……"

"Slow, slow down... um..."

"Don't mess with me brother... I have to go to work tomorrow, tomorrow..."

"One last time, Yuu, I promise."

——Believe it or not!

"Hey, Sasuke... ah..."

"...uh...let me catch my breath, uh..."

"No, um... I'll be late for work tomorrow..."

"Sleep if you do it again, I mean what I say."

——Then what a ghost!

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Mitarai Anko has never been so grateful that she is a woman. From a ninja's point of view, women's physical fitness is always a little worse than men's. There are so many outstanding male ninjas in the village, but she was chosen. It is precisely because she is a woman that she came to be the assistant of Naruto.

Speaking of which, what she does as Hokage's assistant is really leisurely——

Itachi Uchiha, the head of the Anbu Headquarters, and Sasuke Uchiha, the Minister of Police for the daily security work, organized and screened village affairs by Naruto Uzumaki, the Sixth Generation candidate, and Mitomon Yan and the transfer agent if there was a problem. Sleeping Haru...you don't need Fifth Hokage-sama to worry about anything, let alone her as an assistant.

But she still couldn't figure out why the fifth generation who had been Hokage so smoothly was always depressed and sighed.

Finally on this day, Hongdou decided to ask for clarification:

"Master Yu, what's wrong with you?"

"...Ah, it's okay."

Hong Dou poured a cup of hot tea for his adults while sorting out the documents, "If you are tired from work, you can go for a walk."

"Compared to me, Naruto-kun is really tired."

As if thinking of something, the young man's brows and eyes were curved, "After all, all the documents have been screened by him before they are sent to me. The 'training' of the advisory group is really comprehensive, and it may not be necessary soon. Fuck me."

"How come, Muye Village needs you very much—the regulations you promulgated at the succession ceremony, it's only been a week, the threshold of the household registration office is almost broken, the number of residents has doubled, and the new residential area has already We are building fast.”

"Tell Naruto to pay attention to adjusting the housing price, ah, by the way, how is Akatsuki's transfer work going?"

"It has been basically completed, and the follow-up work is also being coordinated."

"That's good."

Fifth Hokage, who was leaning on the special soft sofa, supported his waist, changed his posture stiffly, and pinned back the short knife that had slipped out of the waistband of his uniform.

Looking at this scene, Hongdou couldn't help but twitched the corner of her mouth:

"The Konoha office building is the most well-defended place in the whole Konoha village. If someone really wants to assassinate you, he will be killed by the villagers before he gets close to the office building. You really don't need to carry a knife with you."

"No, no, no, this is the only security item I can guarantee that I won't be attacked by Itachi and Sasuke in the office, and I can cut my wrists if nothing happens."

"Don't worry about it! If you have something you can't say, it will be better if you write it on paper and burn it!"

"I'm afraid if I write it down, it will become my suicide note."

"!!!"

It was the first time Mitarai Anko saw such an expression on the face of the flamboyant fifth-generation adults...

It seems that he has been devastated and has no attachment to this world...

The young man sighed slowly, raised his hand to brush up the loose black hair, and looked sad and sad, no one could bear to see it.

The only thing to blame is that there are two young and energetic lovers who are disastrous to the country and the people...

There was a knock on the door of Hokage's office, and an Anbu member came in politely and knelt down on one knee to salute the young man. A well-trained and rigid voice came out from behind the cat-face mask:

"Master Five Dynasties, Lord Commander-in-Chief asked his subordinates to pass on the message."

"what's up?"

"What would you like for dinner?"

As soon as the words came out, the tea that the young man had just drank immediately stuck in his throat, neither spraying nor—

Hello!But is it necessary to send Anbu to spread the word about this matter!

Anbu is sending messages to defend the village, not the existence of the parents asking what to eat for dinner!

"...Anything is fine."

"Yes, the Chief Commander also said that if your back hurts badly, he will pick you up later after work, and the Chief Chief will accompany you tonight."

"!!!"

"Fifth, five generations of adults..."

The air pressure suddenly dropped by a few percentage points, and Mitarai Hongdou quickly cleaned up all the documents on the desk to avoid being affected, and then kept a safe distance from the adult who released the low air pressure.

After standing still for 2 minutes, the lifted desk directly blasted the door of Hokage's office into pieces——

"You tell him to die for me!!!!!!"

The next day, members of the Konoha Police Department also encountered the above-mentioned scene. Of course, in the end, Mr. Gothai was taken away by their police minister.

Finally, a week after such a day, our five generations of adults started his wit (zuo) wit (si) counterattack.

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The dim sunlight in the early morning shone into the room through the carved window lattice, and the person on the bed frowned and opened his eyes.

The person who is supposed to stay in bed on weekdays looks like he just got out of the shower at this moment. He is flipping clothes in the closet with his bare upper body. His white upper body is half-lit in the sun, and his smooth muscles are buried in the Thin body surface, jet black long hair flowing in the morning light with the selected movements, the black and white are so clear that it is confusing.

Sasuke smiled and didn't speak, got out of bed, picked clothes and put them on, walked around the bed and walked towards the man, just as he was about to put on his belt when he got behind, he wrapped his arms around his waist and rested his head on his shoulder Go up, hold his hand, and help him tie it.

"The weather has been abnormally hot recently, what should I do?"

The man was not annoyed, he leaned on his shoulders, straightened his clothes in front of the mirror, and said with a half-smile: "The weather is dry, just drink more water."

Sasuke turned back with a smile, and pushed open the door. Itachi was already waiting there, holding the comb and hair rope that he usually used.

The man didn't move, with his hands down, allowing Itachi to comb his waterfall-like long hair little by little, and tie it up meticulously. Then the three of them had breakfast together, and the morning's work was considered complete.

Nothing to do in the afternoon, sitting leisurely in Hokage's office, watching Naruto's recent work report, Akatsuki's new album was placed in the room, and Mitarai Anko was also happy and leisurely sorting out the files.

"Red beans, the tea is cold."

"I'll change it right away, Hokage-sama, please wait a moment."

After receiving the order, the red beans re-brewed the tea, and secretly lamented that it was indeed a special product brought back from the country of tea sent by Mr. Quan Nai of the Akatsuki organization. The aroma diffused the whole room.

As if thinking of something, the arc of Yu's mouth suddenly widened, and the whole person was full of joy, holding a teacup and pacing up and down the room, and the last sentence he said almost made Hongdou's foot slip and fall into a somersault :

"Go and make arrangements. Tonight I will personally lead a team to conduct a security inspection."

"My lord! Are you serious!"

"Looks like I'm joking?"

"...No, no... This subordinate will make arrangements..."

That night.

The second patrol team of the police department has never received such attention.

Although Hokage-sama is in the village every day, the crowd who come to watch can be regarded as three floors inside and three floors outside.

A member of the second team was a little nervous, his feet slipped, and his body just tilted, a hand pulled him:

"Look at the road." Master Wudai's voice was the same as in the impression, gentle and cold.

"Yes Yes……"

The team member agreed, and the moment he looked up, he was almost poked into a sieve by the eyes of the surrounding villagers.

Suddenly, an Anbu member descended from the sky, and after saluting, he whispered something to Lord Wudai.

With an amiable smile, Lord Wudai glanced at the crowd of onlookers who didn't know the truth, waved his hand and said:

"The villagers of Muye are the first. I am going to patrol all night to ensure the safety of the villagers' lives and property!"

"..."

Afterwards, the members of the Anbu disappeared after a few ups and downs, and the members of the Second Inspection Team of the Police Department did not notice that the corners of Lord Wudai's mouth could not be closed!

No!

So Konoha's number one courtesan... Ah bah, it was Hokage-sama who held his head upright and led them through the streets and alleys of Konoha, the white robe with [Fifth Hokage] printed on the back that was blown by the night wind. Loud, quite heroic taste.

However, half an hour later, after a burst of white mist, Police Minister Uchiha Sasuke appeared in front of the second team together with the rumored Anbu Captain Uchiha Itachi with a "you're dead" expression on his face.

Lord Wudai trembled like a reflex.

Sasuke raised his eyebrows, and said: "The second team will continue to patrol with me, all night long!"

"Wait! I want to lead the team myself... Uchiha Itachi, don't pull me!"

"You."

Itachi only called his name, and rubbed his cheeks with his fingertips. Goosebumps appeared on his cold fingers, as if being pointed at by the tip of a knife.

Yu's smile froze on his face.

Later, I heard that their wise and mighty five-generation adults had not been able to go to work for three days.

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Finally able to sit in the office, the fifth-generation adult supported his waist, gritted his teeth, and summoned the default Naruto Uzumaki, who was burdened by the documents and had a sore back.

"Naruto-kun, you have really worked hard recently."

"The masters of the Five Dynasties have worked hard."

"...where, to serve the people..."

Uzumaki Naruto glanced at Yu who couldn't even straighten his waist, and said in his heart that every family has a difficult scripture to recite.

"In view of your good work performance, I decided to give you a vacation."

"!!!"

Naruto, who has been squeezed for a long time, his eyes turned green when he heard the word "holiday".

Yu took out a letter from the drawer and threw it to him:

"Don't you always want to visit Taoyuan Township? I've already arranged it for you. You can take a vacation there with peace of mind."

"So when is the vacation time?!"

"Today, you can leave now, and I will notify you when you come back."

"Long live the fifth generation of adults!!!!"

After taking the letter, Naruto ran away without even packing his luggage.

And our fifth-generation adults smiled sinisterly in a place where no one could see.

That night, the Uchiha family received a message from Mitarai Anko:

The adults of the Five Dynasties have a lot of things to do every day, and they need to work overtime, so they can't go home.

Fuyue and Miqin stopped the two sons who wanted to rush to Hokage's office and said that Hokage exists for the villagers, so it is better not to disturb the work of their second son.

The next day, another message came from Mitarai Anko: The fifth generation cannot go home after working overtime.

The next day, Mitarai Anko sent another message: Five Generations cannot go home after working overtime.

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A week later, under the severe torture (?) of the two Itachi brothers to extract a confession, Hongdou said that the main reason for Godai to work overtime was because Naruto-kun was on vacation, and the two brothers suddenly realized something.

In the evening of the same day, Uzumaki Naruto-kun, who was supposed to be on vacation, was escorted back to his post by the head of the Anbe Commander-in-Chief. At the same time, the door of Hokage's office was kicked to pieces by Sasuke.

"Yu, you're good."

"What, what!"

"Go back to bed and explain to me."

"What bed?!... I am Hokage! You can't do this to me... I am Fifth Hokage...!"

Later generations heard that the phrase "I am the Fifth Hokage" echoed over Konoha Ninja Village that day, and it lasted for a long time.

The author has something to say: The next chapter will be the end~ The final chapter after two years... I can only say that everyone has worked hard! ! !