Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

"Cough um..."

A clear cough sounded suddenly, and Sasuke and I turned our heads and squinted at the person who appeared quietly.

"I'm sorry to bother you..." Orochimaru thought about the wording for a while, "... a passionate meeting. I just want to say that I have something urgent to go out of the village, so please take care of me, Sasuke-kun."

"Hmph, does a brother who is not as tall as his younger brother still need a 'brother' to take care of him?"

Sasuke snorted coldly, and deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "brother", making it clear that he used what I just said to block me.

I was upset at first, but I was even more upset when he said this:

"Hello, Uncle Snake. Goodbye bye, Uncle Snake. It's too late to shake hands. I can take care of myself, and I can also take care of my 'brother'. You can go after your husband and ask for a baby with peace of mind..."

"Then...then I'll go with peace of mind..."

Orochimaru looked at the young man whose mouth was twitching uncontrollably and seemed about to enter a state of blackening, he didn't even think about the other meaning of this sentence, and he lost his head when he answered it.

"Uncle Snake went with peace of mind, so you can go with peace of mind too!"

I clasped his neck tightly, staring at him with vacant eyes and gnashed teeth.

Looking back at the young man without fear, Sasuke curled his lips in a good mood, and he stretched out his hand to grab that wrist, his tone could not be more arrogant:

"If you have the ability, you will strangle me here."

"!!!"

I almost suffocated when I said this.

This guy is arrogant, this guy is really arrogant, what else can I say if he took my chance to be arrogant!Doesn't this just make it clear and make up my mind that I dare not really make a move!

...Actually, to be honest, I really didn't dare to do it.

However, since this kid took my chance to be arrogant, I decided to frighten him——

"You really think I can't do it?"

"You don't have the intention to kill," Sasuke easily moved the white wrist aside, "Even if you had the intention to kill me, you couldn't do it."

"Then you have to thank Quan Nai for stopping me at that time." I curled my lips and pulled my hand back twice.

Sasuke suddenly propped his upper body up on the ground, his handsome and handsome face suddenly magnified in front of his eyes, his warm breath hit his face unexpectedly, my whole body trembled in shock, and I took a few steps back in embarrassment.

This action made Sasuke frown in displeasure.

——What does this action mean?

——It was clearly agreed before...how now...

——what on earth does this mean!

Scratching my head in embarrassment, I naturally felt Sasuke's sudden burst of low pressure, but I didn't know why, so I had to pretend to be nonchalant and get up to pat the dust off my body.

"Hey, I'm hungry, I'm exhausted after driving for so many days..."

"……follow me."

Picking up the Grass Pheasant Sword, Sasuke walked forward without looking back. When he heard the people behind him lazily complaining to walk slower, he still felt that he slowed down.

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"Sa~su~ke~ Is the meal still ready? I'm going to starve to death!"

In Sasuke's separate room in the underground base of Yinyin Village, I felt a pain in my back within 5 minutes of lying on the couch, "Oh my God... this is really the hardest bed I've ever lay on, bar none."

"Then go to hell." Sasuke waved the spatula in the small kitchen while lowering the air pressure, "You say the food in the cafeteria is unpalatable, and you think the bed is hard when you lie down, and staying in the Akatsuki organization makes you feel worse. Delicate."

"It's not delicate or not. I think the conditions were bad enough when I first worked in public relations in Taoyuan Township. I didn't expect it to be even worse here. Uncle Snake really spent all his money chasing after her husband. gone."

I sat up and pressed my shoulders, looking at the dark and somewhat damp and cold environment, I couldn't help feeling full of complaints.

Sasuke squinted at him, his thick eyelashes were like two small cattail fans.

"You? PR?"

"Haven't you heard of Xun, one of the four oirans in Taoyuan Township?"

"Have not heard."

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The above is my expression at the moment.

Sasuke, you won, really... just pretend I didn't say anything.

Looking at the twitching corners of the young man's mouth, Sasuke secretly laughed in his heart—it was him who talked about himself being fried for so many years, and finally he himself was deflated.

Our young Sasuke is immersed in the sense of accomplishment of being a turned serf and making a house, apparently forgetting the fact that his second brother is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Indeed, our Xiaoyou children's shoes are definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp. He has thought of a good topic now, yes-a topic that can choke Sasuke back in a second:

"By the way, Sasuke, I remember you said just now that I thought the canteen food was tasteless and expensive, right?"

I walked slowly to his side, took a bite of the tomato on the plate, and looked at the small kitchen with all the pots and pans, "Don't you also think that the food in the cafeteria is unpalatable, so you make enough food yourself, my delicate Master Sasuke?"

"!!!"

As soon as these words came out, Sasuke shook his hand shaking the frying spoon, and almost dedicated the dish that was just about to come out of the pan to the earth.

He took a deep breath and raised the corners of his mouth mockingly, "That's much better than some people who can't even rely on themselves."

"Are you despising that I can't cook?"

"It seems that someone is a little self-aware." Sasuke snorted coldly, skillfully poured the dishes into the plate and put them on the table. "time to eat."

My second brother, who had been yelling about being hungry just now, didn't move, his long narrow eyes were charming and deep, and a frivolous smile gradually emerged from the corner of his mouth.

Sasuke naturally knew that this iconic smile was the prelude to the blackening of his second brother, so he chose to attack first——

"What, want to fight?"

"What are you thinking my dear brother, of course my brother won't fight with you..."

At this moment, I don't need to show me a mirror, I know that my smile is very gentle and amiable, even though I said so, I still pinch Sasuke's face with my hand and shake it back and forth.

Sasuke took my hand off his face, and if you ignore the fact that he was clasping the Vital Gate of my wrist, he was also very gentle and kind.

"Then what are you doing, my dear second brother?"

"Oh, little Sasuke, how many times has my brother said to remove the word 'two', have you forgotten?"

I flipped my wrist, shook off his hand, and continued to pinch his face persistently.

Sasuke saw every move and avoided my attack. I was indomitable and had a great time playing close combat in the kitchen.

"Aren't you my 'second' brother?"

"I'm your brother, but I'm the same."

Dodging Sasuke's volley kick, I slashed with a knife in my hand and was blocked.

Holding the slender and strong wrist with his backhand, Sasuke also restrained my hand while losing freedom with one hand.

Naturally, I was unwilling to be restrained like this, so I used all the things that could be used in the kitchen - such as chopsticks, which became a substitute for short knives in my hand, and scratched Sasuke's neck, The wooden chopsticks were forced by me to draw a white light in the air like a knife, and the fight was instantly upgraded to a weapon fight.

Sasuke was even more nimble. When he let go and dodged it, the remaining chopstick immediately turned into a thousand copies in his hand. It was stuck against my cheek and nailed to the wall with such force that only a small section was exposed on the wall.

Covering the burning and stinging cheeks, I used my toes to realize that I was disfigured:

"Damn it! Satoshi Uchiha helped you to die? He was so ruthless that he wanted to kill someone..."

"You didn't kill him first!" Sasuke narrowed his eyes dangerously, touching the red marks on his neck, "I don't know which idiot is really going to die!"

"Hey, please figure it out, you messed with me first, okay?"

"I didn't say who it was, and you can't blame me for being an idiot."

"Who are you calling an idiot? Bastard!"

"It's you, don't you understand people's words?"

"Hey, I think you're really going to die, you brat!" I gritted my teeth, and the dazzling thunder condensed on my fingertips, "Young master, if I don't teach you a lesson, you won't know that I'm still you!" elder brother!"

"Of course I know you are my brother, Yuu Uchiha."

Sasuke was not afraid, and even slightly raised his head with some contempt, the lines of his snow-white neck were exceptionally graceful.

His slender hands also gathered aqua blue Chakra, making a cry like a bird's neighing, and his fair and delicate face was a bit unreal under the flickering aqua blue light.

I unconsciously closed my eyes, and a golden crescent-shaped thunder flashed out: "Thunder Dungeon Shining Spirit!"

"Thunderbolt Qiandori Sharp Spear!"

Almost at the same moment, Chidori from Zuo Assistant came straight to me as the name suggests, collided with Shining, and exploded instantly in the small kitchen.

I managed to dodge the explosion with a few blinks in succession. Sasuke stood in front of me and blocked a lot of flying masonry debris for me.

"Are you OK?"

He turned his head, Sangouyu's Sharingan was extremely dazzling in this scene.

Hiding behind him, my breathing became stagnant for no reason, and my nose was a little sore.

——The little Baozi who bickered with himself when he was young has really grown up.

——The child's back is actually so solid and warm.

Seeing that the young man behind him didn't answer, Sasuke frowned and asked again:

"Yu, are you alright?"

"Ah...no, nothing."

It was hard to put away this inexplicable emotion, and I pointed to the unrecognizable kitchen, my hands were trembling: "... The violent things! I didn't move a single bite of the dishes on that table!"

"..."

The corner of his mouth twitched twice, Sasuke thought to himself, so you care about this, "That's not what you idiot did."

"You are the one who..."

Before the word 'crazy' came out, I suddenly realized that this conversation continued, and the result was still the same.

Then, I looked at Sasuke very seriously, and Sasuke was so pissed.

"You, what are you going to say?"

"Sasuke, besides scolding each other, can't we talk properly?"

"..." Sasuke fell silent.

"I don't ask us to be brothers and sisters, but at least we don't want to quarrel anymore. If we go on like this, Yinyin Village will be gone! Even if I don't starve to death, I will be eaten alive by Orochimaru!"