Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

Speaking of longlongago... ah sorry, I read the wrong script...

It was less than six months since the book "Traveling in Taoyuan Township" was published, and the four well-known oirans gave the Taoyuan Township turntable to Kazekage Yashamaru to wash their hands in the golden basin. .

Although it is a great pity that Taoyuan Township lost the oiran, the Xiao organization entertainment agency spent a lot of money to build an ultra-luxury lineup to shoot the TV series "Oiran" with Yoshihara as the background, including Uchiha Yuu and Didara who returned to the organization in a low-key manner, And two new generation idols - Quan Na and Gaara.

As soon as the show was broadcast, it immediately set off a frenzy of ratings, and the audience responded with letters. It was very lively, and various brokerage companies rushed to follow suit. Therefore, Taoyuan Township was pushed to another peak.

The business opportunities brought by this play are far more than these. Xiao organized the entertainment brokerage company to launch the "Oiran" series of costumes and accessories during the broadcast of the play. For a time, brightly colored, exquisitely crafted and luxurious kimonos became popular in the ninja world. Shinobu Village went to have a look. On the street, men, women and children were all dressed as oirans, and the long or short cigarette sticks in their hands carried indescribable dust.

This fascination caused Hsiao to organize everyone to appear in the show, and the audience strongly asked them to change into costumes, revisiting the classic play "Oiran".

The overly complicated and gorgeous decoration is really eye-catching, but it also caused trouble for some people. After the program was recorded, there were wailing sounds in the locker room one after another——

"Danna, quickly help me take off the girdle, it's really strangling... um."

"Naga, Nagato, I can't take off too many layers of clothes..."

"The headgear is too heavy and my neck is about to break...Brother, help me..."

…………

Today is a rare public holiday for the Akatsuki organization. Kisame got up early and went out to practice until it was three o'clock in the sun before returning to the dormitory building of the Akatsuki organization members. I saw some members who were still closed at this time—such as Nagato and Yahiko, Scorpion and Dida Ra's, Kakuzu's and Hidan's, Madara's and Quanna's, and of course Itachi and Yu's room door, our big brother Kisame suddenly felt that the Yali mountain was big.

——Love is common in the organization, should I also find one?

This idea really startled Kisame himself, but when he saw Jue coming out of the room, he suddenly became very interested...

Jue was shocked by Kisame's laser-like gaze, and his lips trembled for a long time before he uttered a word:

"Don't look at me... I'm self-inflicted..."

"!!!"

At this time, one of the closed doors of the room was carefully opened, and a young man with dark hair and long hair crept out of the crack like a piece of paper. His face was gritted with a bit of tension, and he closed it gently. After coming to the door, he gestured softly to Kisame and Juebi.

The young man's cheeks were flushed, and the collarbone exposed from the neckline of the black T-shirt was still dotted with red marks. Coupled with the movement of supporting his waist, the titanium alloy eyes of these two people were instantly blinded.

"Don't tell my brother that he met me, or don't blame me for turning my face and denying people!"

"Looking at you like this, are you going to run away?" Guixie asked with the corners of his mouth twitching.

"Nonsense! It's all the fault of that damn Yuqiu dissatisfied with the party all night, I'm going to fall apart..."

Staring at a pair of scarlet kaleidoscopes, the young man's posture was quite tragic, "If I don't run away again, I will be killed by him..."

Bai Jue frowned, "It's not that exaggerated, is it?"

"You and your Xiaohei will know if you are so exaggerated after you have done it yourself!"

"!!!"

After all, the young man was about to walk out with his waist supported. Before he could take the first step, he heard the door behind him [squeak] being opened. At the same time, the young man froze there as if the pause button had been pressed.

The young man with black hair and black eyes leaning against the door looked at Yu with a half-smile, without saying a word.

Turning back slowly, Juehe Kisame at the side even heard the sound of bones rubbing against each other, he made a doggy smile and started talking nonsense:

"Wow~~Brother, you woke up... The weather is really nice today, the sun is shining brightly, the moon is big outside, are you hungry? I'll go get you some dinner..."

"After you say that, I'm a little hungry."

Itachi brushed his somewhat messy black hair, and stretched out a slender hand to his younger brother, with a bewitching tone in his tone. "come over."

Yu took a deep breath, put his hand on his, and then watched the knife-sharp handsome face approach a little bit, narrowed his narrow eyes, looking dangerous and charming.

"You, what kind of eyes do you have..."

"Hungry eyes."

"Hungry is hungry...what are you doing so close..."

"I want to eat you."

"!!!"

Seeing that they are about to enter the restricted level, Jue and Kisame are either walking or not. Itachi just glanced at them from the corner of his eye. One of the two people looked up at the ceiling very knowingly, and the other One looked down and counted the floor tiles, and then heard the slamming of the door and curses that became more and more indistinct——

"Uchiha Itachi, you are going to die!"

"Don't, don't do this...uh..."

"Brother...I was wrong, I dare not do it again...um..."

Jue and Kisame outside the door looked at each other, and they both bowed deeply to the door with mournful expressions on their faces.

……

Uchiha's dinner time.

Fuyue and Mikoto set up the table, watching their eldest son carry their second son to the table and prepare the dishes as usual. They are diligent and gentle in serving dishes, but their second son picks and picks with chopsticks to be lazy. Eat a few mouthfuls triumphantly.

"Xiaoyou, you can't be picky at your age."

Looking at the state of his second son without money, he was a little worried, "No one took good care of you during the days in Wuyin, and now you are busy with work and announcements, and you have a lot of nightlife. Your health is not good, so you have to be careful."

"Mom, you can stop talking about the phrase 'rich nightlife'..."

I changed my posture stiffly, propped my limp waist with my hands, half-closed my eyes and fell asleep.

Itachi gently pressed the acupuncture points on his younger brother's waist, and his tone was so gentle that it was a foul——

"If you want to sleep, I will carry you back to the bedroom."

"do not……"

When the word bedroom is mentioned, I can't help but shiver.

"I think I'd better go out for a walk and lie down again. I'm afraid that if I can't get up tomorrow, my salary will be deducted."

"Then I will accompany you..."

"Itachi," Fuyue coughed lightly, and acted like a patriarch, "Let Yu walk by himself, Dad has something to say to you."

As smart as a ferret, he naturally understood the meaning of his father's leaving him behind, so he pampered his younger brother's soft hair, sent him to the door and gave him a few words to watch him leave.

With one hand on my waist and one hand on the wall, I walked forward slowly like a snail, holding the corners of the ledger, they all came to see me like this, and hurriedly helped me to sit aside and sighed——

"I haven't seen you for a few hours, why are you almost paralyzed?"

"Why don't you say that the coffin soil is buried up to my neck now? I really have pity on my little waist..."

At this moment, I was just short of singing a couple of lines to express my miserable situation with the steamed buns in my hands without a single drop of oil in them. Before I could finish vomiting my bitterness, the corners of my mouth were pressed against my throat.

"Tell me, you won't ask for leave tomorrow."

See, he's a declarative sentence.With such a firm tone, does this person have any conscience?In other words, his conscience has already been eaten!

"probably not……"

"should?"

Jiaodu's expression was very bad, and I even had the illusion that he would stab me to death as long as I nodded.

To be honest, rather than asking for leave, I would rather take a long vacation alone to go on a trip or something to take a good rest...

——Wait, long vacation? !

Thinking of this, I looked at Kakuzu's eyes KIRAKIRA flashing, Kakuzu's arrogance suddenly dropped by half.

"You, what are you doing?"

"Jiaodu, brother Jiaodu... No, Mr. Minister of Finance!! I voluntarily apply to collect scenic spots for the organization and find new generations, hope for approval!!"

"No, no, no, this is more unreliable than asking you to ask for leave tomorrow." Jiao Du firmly shook his head.

This kind of refusal was completely expected. I stretched out my trembling hands and grabbed his sleeves, and immediately burst into tears:

"Brother Kakuto, you also know that my brother, that superficially paralyzed guy, has been oppressing me since I came back, and his strong aura forcefully suppressed my attack attribute into a suffer attribute...Look at how well-behaved I am now You're obedient, I really don't know how many fans' hearts I have hurt, if this continues, my innate temperament will definitely be worn out..."

"... When did you attack?"

"!!!"

Although he refuted with his mouth, Kakudo couldn't help thinking in his heart.

Yuu and Itachi are twins, and they have almost the same appearance, but he and Itachi's active and unassuming, strong but not arrogant temperament are completely opposite, and in a sense it can even be said to be sharp.He did restrain himself a lot when he came back this time, but it was not as good as he said, but he also had to consider the possibility of losing popularity in the long run...

Seeing that the corners of my mouth were a little shaken, I suppressed the rising trend of the corners of my mouth and chased after the victory: "I can do it at my own expense!"

— at your own expense? ! !

This word completely hit Jiaodu's weakness, but he felt that it would be too much to lose his status as the Minister of Finance if he just agreed, so he pretended to greet him:

"Well, what you said is also reasonable. The next filming location of the organization really needs someone to scout the scene... The organization is now big, and there is no shortage of money for members to go out, but if you insist on paying for it yourself..."

"Since the organization is strong, I'm sure I'll be embarrassed to let me personally pay for it, so it's decided that I'll set off to collect the scenery immediately, please tell my brother to go slowly and say goodbye to you~~~"

After all, I made a few seals and a blinking technique to quickly flash away. I was so happy that my waist didn't hurt and my legs didn't hurt anymore, and I was more energetic than eating a new cover.

After the wisp of white smoke disappeared, Kadotsu realized the fact that he had been tricked again.

How can this bastard be restrained, and he is obedient?It's completely like a liar!He is obedient and obedient only in front of his brother, bastard!Yes, his brother!Very good, fortunately there are still people in the organization who can treat him.He vowed to make that bastard look good!

Let's talk about this side.

Fuyue left Itachi alone to talk for other reasons, "Itachi, you see, it's been a while since Xiaoyou came back, and he's busy with work every day. It's not that Dad said you, um... It's always better to be restrained." of."

"My father taught me that."

"Don't worry about Itachi, the two of you have passed five levels and recruited six generals, and finally achieved a positive result, and Yu won't run away again."

"..."

"Well, son, you also know that Xiaoyou is like that, he is dissolute by nature and loves freedom," Meiqin seemed to think of something, her eyes were far away and deep, "He has not been with his parents since he was a child, although he did not suffer much in Kirigakure, But it is inevitable that he will be lonely, so he always makes troubles to attract the attention of others. In fact, he is more sensitive and fragile than anyone else. .”

Itachi lowered his gaze, "Recently, I lost my sense of proportion and made you worry, my lord father, my lord mother."

"Don't worry, Itachi," Fuyue said earnestly, patting his eldest son on the shoulder, "Your parents can see how much Yu loves you. Believe in father, Yuu's child will never run away again."

"……Um."

A sudden knock on the door interrupted the conversation at Uchiha's house. After Mikoto opened the door, she saw Kakuto, the Minister of Finance, standing at the door with a stern face.

"I'm sorry to bother you, I'm here to tell Itachi that your brother slipped away under the pretense of going out to collect scenery."

"!!!"

This explosive news made Fu Yue and Mi Qin gasp.

Miqin's hands holding the door panel trembled, yes, that's right, she was angry.

This kid is so upbeat!He slipped away within 2 minutes of saying that, in vain she and Fuyue were smacking their chests at their eldest son just now, so not many people were killed like this!

Itachi turned his head and looked silently at Fu Yue, who was immersed in the shadows, but received a low growl of gritted teeth——

"Just pretend I didn't say that! When you catch him back, just break his legs!"

The author has something to say: It took me a month to hold back all this...what the hell is wrong with me...

Forgive me dear...