Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

You must know that the attribute of facial paralysis and ghost animal is very cheating, but what is even more cheating is that two people with such attributes get together. In fact, this is not the most cheating. What is the most cheating?That is, two people with facial paralysis and monster attributes go crazy at the same time and in the same place.

Kisame believes that he will always remember this picture in his life——

The entire conference room was filled with fierce murderous intent. It was understandable that half of the table in front of Scorpion was broken into dregs, because Scorpion had a violent personality, but the dregs in front of Itachi were really not so easy to explain.The tense atmosphere was like a well-placed fuse, as long as the slightest spark would detonate the audience.

Everyone was very tacit and silent, watching the two people helplessly, one burned the newspaper with the flames that shot out from the palm of his hand, and the other cut the newspaper into tiny pieces with the mechanism hidden in his fingertips.

Suddenly there was a loud noise from outside, which seemed to be some kind of dispute, and it could be heard very clearly in the unfathomable silence of the conference room.

"My lord, please leave, this is not the place for you!"

"Go away!"

"My lord, don't make things difficult for me..."

"Get out!"

"You really can't go in, even if you are..."

"Get out of the way and don't get in the way, or don't blame me for being rude!"

"At least let the little one go in and report..."

"Notify me, don't block my eyes here!"

The door of the conference room was kicked open with a [哐] sound, the white robe of the visitor was blown up by the wind, and the word wind was written on the front of the blue hat, and the murderous aura all over the body made the atmosphere in the room even more can not breathe.

"Jade Zhendi! Look at the good, son, son you have taught!"

Yashamaru gritted his teeth and said these words, strode over aggressively, and unceremoniously threw a thick photobook in front of Fugaku and Mikoto.

The young couple who were called by their names were all shocked, but they didn't feel the excitement of meeting an old friend in a foreign country at all. Instead, they tremblingly flipped through the photo album.

"The photography is pretty good..." Fu Yue wiped off his cold sweat.

"The packaging is exquisite..." Miqin swallowed.

"Or I should call you Fuyue and Meiqin now, and see what your precious second son has done to our little love!"

Angrily turning to the page printed with the word [萱], the delicate and quiet strange boy in the photo made Yashamaru very angry.

As soon as we heard that our second brother was mentioned in their conversation, we Brother Itachi hit him with a stride:

"What happened to my brother?!"

"What's wrong? See for yourself what's wrong with that brat!"

Yashamaru pointed at the photobook with his slender fingers, "Abducted our little love, let alone make him look like this, the most hateful thing is to take him to an unscrupulous place like a nightclub to do something Oiran!"

"You mean, Youguai brought your...?"

Itachi never thought of what to call it, so he simply ended it with a question mark.

Scorpion rubbing his chin thought for a moment, then sneered.

"Speaking of which, Didara was also abducted by your good brother. Isn't your Uchiha family's education always good?"

It's okay not to mention this, but when we mentioned itachi brother, it was a shame, and he slashed at us Mr. Madara without saying a word. Scorpion and Yashamaru saw Itachi's sharp eyes, and they understood a thing or two. , the eye knife between the two passed immediately——

Our Mr. Madara really deserves to be the big boss behind the scenes. In such a big scene, his heart skipped a beat, his brows didn't even frown, and he started pretending to be crazy (...).

"Hey, Fuyue, don't you think that the children are getting more and more beautiful now? They are all like porcelain dolls, and they are no longer the only ones in the Uchiha family who are full of beauties..."

"..."

Looking at Mr. Madara who lowered his head and flipped through the photos, Fu Yue, whose name was called, felt that the pear was very big.

I have to admire Mr. Ban's skill of ignoring others. The three angry people on the opposite side almost poked holes in him with their eyes. With emotion:

"Look how good-looking this kid named Yixi is, and this one named Nan, tsk tsk, he's so young... And this, this, it's really thanks to Taoyuan Township that we can recruit so many beauties..."

After listening to Mr. Ban's words, Jiaodu came to him with a flash of light in his eyes, "...let me take a look."

Mr. Madara generously pushed the photobook to the middle and shared it with Jiaodu.

"Neng, I'll show you too."

"...Taoyuan Township really lives up to its reputation."

"Yes, yes, let me just say, the children nowadays are better looking than each other."

"I see unlimited business opportunities!"

"If this is all pulled into the organization, it will be so eye-catching every day..."

"Oh?! You think so too?!"

Good guy, it doesn't matter if you don't get involved, as soon as Jiaodu gets involved, Gui Jiao even has the illusion of being in a vegetable market.The discussion between the two of them was like Mr. Madara pointing at this and saying that the radish is juicy, and both of them pointing at that and saying that the cabbage is fresh...

Even the leader Payne held his forehead under great pressure.

Finally, Yashamaru couldn't bear it and took the lead in bursting:

"So don't you think you should give me a feasible solution!!!"

"Hmmm... When it comes to feasible solutions, please sit down, Kazekage-sama."

After a series of discussions, Jiaodu finally came up with a solution that had the best of both worlds after careful consideration, but as a punishment for the riot just now, he decided to whet the appetite of the big names—

"Through what you said just now, I have basically learned about your speculations."

Pull out the small blackboard, hold a chalk at the corner and swipe on it with a few strokes to write a detailed diagram of the relationship between the characters. "Although I don't know how you identify them, at least now you think that Xun is Yu, Lan is Didala, and Xuan is..."

"I love Luo."

Yashamaru answered in a timely manner, "My nephew."

"Xuan is Gaara, am I right?" Kakudo asked triumphantly.

Itachi, Scorpion, and Yashamaru all nodded in unison.

"Well then, is there a possibility that they are not?"

"..."

All three were silent.

Judging by body shape and expression alone is indeed not so conclusive, and it does not sound very reliable. After all, there are many people with similar body shape and expression, and the possibility that it is not them is not ruled out.

But then again, how could it be possible that the three oirans are so similar to the person they are looking for? !

What a coincidence, it's a bit weird, bastard!

"So now I have a solution that has the best of both worlds and is beneficial to the organization, do you want to listen?"

The kunai, shuriken, and chakra scalpels inserted side by side on the blackboard have clearly answered Kakuzu's question for the angry trio.

After wiping off his cold sweat, Jiaodu began to describe his method:

"We can let the three of you go to Taoyuan Township in the name of cooperation and negotiation."

"What do you mean?"

Yashamaru narrowed his eyes dangerously, as if he would eat Kakatsu alive if he didn't get a satisfactory answer.

"Since you all feel that the three oirans are very similar to your lovers, and I also think they have great potential for development, so I simply invite you, as representatives of the Akatsuki organization, to invite the three oirans to join."

Seeing that the angry trio were all thinking, Jiao Du hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "This will make it easier for everyone to identify, and secondly, if it is not the person you are looking for, you can also add fresh blood to the organization and create new business opportunities. It's them... what do you think?"

"……I agree."

Itachi thought about it and weighed it, and finally agreed.

Scorpio and Yashamaru also felt that Kakuzu's words were reasonable, so they acquiesced.

"My lord, the Minister of Finance, I apply to go with you."

Mr. Madara, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke. He slowly took off the wicked whirlpool mask. The joints of the hands holding the mask turned white due to the force, and a pair of eternal kaleidoscopes were particularly eye-catching.

For Mr. Madara's sudden stare, it was obvious that Kakudo was not mentally prepared, his eyes darkened and he almost passed out. It took a long time before he was about to say a complete sentence:

"...Okay, you can..."

Itachi noticed carefully that the photo album in front of Madara was unfolding to the page printed with the word "Xun". Although the man in the photo only showed half of his face, he couldn't hide his gentle and soft smile. You can feel embraced by him.

I also heard Madara tell a little about his dead younger brother Quanna before, and it is said that he was also as gentle and jade-like as the man in the photo, maybe Madara also felt that there was some similarity, so he was so excited.

Itachi was guessing secretly like this, Mr. Madara rarely looked at him with a serious face, and his hands on the table were tightly clenched into fists.

"...It's exactly what you think it is."

"!!!"

Mrs. Madara continued to speak on his own, "This kind of gentle expression is so similar to Quanna..."

Facing Mr. Madara like this, Itachi felt for the first time that he was also a good man who loved his brother deeply...

Besides, Yashamaru and Didala here, because they both came from the same Sharen village, they have a good impression of fellow villagers, and they get along quite well.

"Before I came, Grandma Chiyo asked me to greet you."

"Hmph, that old woman still remembers me?"

When it comes to family members, Xie's eyes are full of surly and rebellious.

As Kazekage, Yashamaru would naturally not let the family discord in his jurisdiction go unnoticed, "Don't say that, Grandma Chiyo cares about you very much, and asked me to bring your autographed photo with me when I go back..."

"...I guessed she would say that!"

Slamming the table angrily, the corners of Xie's cold and delicate face twitched non-stop.

"Ah, by the way, she also asked me to give this to you, and there is one more thing I must convey to you..." Taking out three bound scrolls from his bosom, Yashamaru brushed his short golden-brown hair , looking a little embarrassed.

"The original words are like this--'My lovely grandson, now you know the reason why grandma stopped you from making yourself a puppet? Don't you feel aggrieved by not being able to take a photo? Look at the companion with a good figure. Are you going to die? You can’t do anything with that golden-haired kid, are you particularly angry? Young people will regret it if they don’t listen to persuasion... Hurry up and follow the records on the scroll to get yourself back to the flesh and find that kid. Remember to take it with you when you have time. Let the child come back to see grandma."

"...Go to hell, she's an old wretch!"

Although there was unspeakable resentment in his tone, the corner of Xie's mouth was still curved up a bit.

He took the scroll without saying a word, turned around and walked out.

The corner of the brain that had just finished restarting saw this scene, and hurriedly stopped it:

"Scorpion, the departure date hasn't been set yet!"

"Give me three days."

Outlining a mischievous smile, Xie's tone was somewhat arrogant and evil, "I can set off in three days, let me meet that kid Didala, and he will die!"

The author has something to say: I suddenly want to say, my lords, please give me condolences [Mouth Hu