Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

When my stomach gurgled for No. 13 times, I finally couldn't stand it anymore. I got up from the sofa and walked to the refrigerator flickeringly (...), and then opened the refrigerator door to find that it was empty. Shake, shake, shake...

It's just that Sasuke didn't come here for two days, so I've already run out of food... Does this prove that I'm a full-fledged foodie==.

I’m hungry, but it’s not a problem for me to stand in front of the empty refrigerator all the time, so I walked to the sofa again with erratic steps, and began to practice the legendary method of diverting attention, which is the most effective cure for hunger—— watch TV.

However, an accident happened again. When I pointed the remote control at the TV and pressed the standby button, the color screen appeared on the screen for less than five seconds, and then returned to a black screen again. There are wisps of white smoke...

Although I have mastered the mysteries of lightning-type ninjutsu, I still haven't cured my problem of breaking electrical appliances that are not of good quality. If Miqin is here at this time, I will definitely ask her to find the manufacturer of this inferior product to lose money. But now I just want to say one thing:

Boss, bring me a bowl of Nei Niu Man Mian. TAT

I still remember that when I first returned to Konoha, I attacked Itachi in the middle of the night but was attacked (...), I felt so far away, as far away as I had lived in the real world, so unreal.Although the damn copycat plot has collapsed, it is still methodically approaching the original plot in its own way. If it really collapses completely, I don't have to hide like this.

Recently, it seems that something big is going to happen in the village, and Sasuke's practice time has been extended more and more. From the first three meals to the current daily non-return, it only took two short weeks.I just waited for him (to bring food) back at home like a little daughter-in-law. Well, I admit that this metaphor is not very appropriate, if it is not because of Danzo's Anbu eyeliner that spreads all over Konoha , I have already gone out to look for food.

And every time the master came back, without exception, he was covered with wounds of different shades and tiredness that could not be concealed on his face. When asked him what happened, he refused to say, and went out the next morning with great enthusiasm. Return date is uncertain...

At present, I have no choice but to be hungry and close my eyes, and be my little daughter-in-law peacefully (...).

It’s true that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here. As soon as he thought of this, Sasuke walked in with a bag of bonito rice balls:

"Hey, get up and eat."

"time to eat!!!!"

Looking at him (the rice ball in his hand), I really wiped away the weakness I had just now. Immediately, my waist was no longer sore, and my legs were no longer hurting.

As soon as I got up, I made a move without saying a word, but Sasuke kept looking at me with a kind of hesitant eyes.

Seeing him as a little guilty, I reluctantly took out a rice ball and handed it to him, saying inarticulately:

"Don't, don't look at me...you should eat, eat yours..."

"That, Yuu..." Sasuke paused for a long time, as if he had made up his mind, he said again: "After eating, can, can you...help me practice, practice..."

"Cough cough cough..."

As soon as this remark came out, I choked to death, coughing until my tears fell.

Seeing this, Sasuke hurriedly tried to comfort me while taking the time to squeeze me: "You are so grown up, you can still choke after eating... It's really embarrassing to say it."

"Cough cough cough... no, no fever cough cough... fever, you."

After finally recovering, I put one hand on his forehead and the other on mine, and seriously drew conclusions.

Sasuke froze for a moment, half of his face turned black, and the corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably: "You, what do you mean..."

"You offered to ask me to help you practice or something. Isn't it a stupid thing to say when you have a fever... This temperature is as normal as mine, and I don't have a fever. Tell me, are you crazy or am I crazy?"

"You are crazy, you bastard! I think you are not only crazy, but also dying!"

The Sasuke boy who was stimulated by his second brother's words immediately blew his hair, stepped on the table with one foot in frustration and yelled at the young man in front of him.

The young man completely ignored his anger, smashed his right fist on his left palm, and said with a dazed expression:

"That's right, look at this rogue-like tone and demeanor just like me, this is what you should have, Sasuke. I'm really not used to being literary all of a sudden..."

"!!!"

He won, he really won, his second brother completely won with his natural dumb look and these words, and the other half of Sasuke boy's face also turned black successfully.

What do you mean by the same tone and demeanor like a hooligan?How does Sasuke look like a hooligan? !You must know that they come from a famous family, the second and third young masters of the Uchiha family in the Megatron Ninja world, unlike their own elder brother who is an outstanding example, how can they be like those low-level characters!Besides, he's not exactly like him—he's not a little happy about the word!Absolutely not!

"Just tell me whether you can help or not!"

"Is this how you beg for help?" I raised my eyebrows.

Sasuke glared at me and turned his head resentfully: "Do you like to help?"

"Hehe, I'm not short-tempered." I was full of wine and food, and I leaned on the sofa contentedly, without the erratic look just now.

"It's not impossible to help you, but in return, first tell me what happened recently that deserves your hard work?"

"...Are you a Chunin?"

"what?!!!"

Regarding Sasuke's sudden and endless question, I didn't have time to respond and I only uttered a questioning syllable.

He repeated patiently: "Are you a Chunin?"

It was hard to keep up with his nonsensical jumping thinking, and I was filled with emotion.

"I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, your brother, I haven't even been to a ninja school, let alone a Chunin. But Anbu's mission has been done a few times, and that's thanks to the hand-picked selection of the third Hokage, otherwise I would never I haven't even participated in group missions... You know that the bastard Madana, uh, my master is really cheating. I remember when I said that I was going to test a Chunin. Guess what he said? He said he wanted those A false name is useless because I didn't even let me go in a form..."

Speaking of this, I suddenly caught the point of Sasuke's words: "Hey, kid, aren't you going to take the Chunin exam?"

"Well, Kakashi recommended our class to participate."

"What a joke...how did I catch up with the plot again..."

"what?!!"

This time it was Sasuke boy's turn to pronounce the monosyllable.

My brain hurts when I think of the goddamn Chunin exam, but adhering to the life purpose of "my brother bullies me", I still don't blush and start spoiling:

"Although I haven't taken the Chunin exam, I still know the general process. The first round is a written test, and the second round of Konoha will be a group survival knockout match in the Death Forest. The third round should be a one-on-one battle , maybe it’s possible to cause a big commotion..."

"How do you know?" Sasuke frowned in disbelief.

"Ah, I forgot to tell you, I once served as the examiner for the first Chunin exam in Wuyin Village, and the person who wrote the written exam questions was Master Ben."

Thinking of that time when I was in the middle of the exam because no one could answer all the questions I asked correctly, I wanted to laugh with the expression on my face that I ate shit, "By the way, almost all the candidates that year were hanged in my exam room. superior."

Sasuke pointed at me tremblingly: "What's wrong with you?"

Thinking back a bit, I gave several examples at once: "What would happen to the fat man if he fell from the 12th floor?"

"……meat pie?"

"Wrong, it's a fat man."

"!!!"

"A deaf-mute went to a hardware store to buy nails. He stretched out the middle fingers of his left hand to make a nail, and then stretched out his right hand to make a hammer. The waiter took out the hammer for him. He shook his head and gave He brought nails, and he bought them with satisfaction. Then a blind man came, how can he buy scissors?"

Sasuke stretched out two fingers and gestured like scissors.

I gave him a blank look, "You are stupid, blind people can talk."

"!!!"

"There were two prisoners locked up in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door to see. Why was there another prisoner inside?"

"The prisoner came back because of his conscience."

"Mouth! The name of the escaped prisoner is 'All'."

Sasuke endured, endured, endured, and finally couldn't hold back: "What kind of exam question is this, it's no wonder that everyone answered it correctly!"

"Why is this not an exam question? Practice your reflexes more." I didn't think so at all.

Quite resentful, he wanted to run on the young man with a few words, but after holding it in for a long time, he couldn't think of any words with great lethality. Sasuke said this in a frenzy, and it was because of this sentence that he was often used by young people for this matter in the future. out of damage.

"...Anyway, Konoha's Chunin exam will never ask such questions!"

%...%...%...%...%

It is said that the golden rooster sang three songs... Ah no, it was a sunny day with fine weather, and the boy Sasuke ushered in the long-awaited Chunin exam.

After successfully passing a series of boring pre-selection tests, Sasuke had a moderate conflict with a thick eyebrow (Locke Lee of the third class insisted on challenging Sasuke), just as Sasuke was about to use a few big moves taught by Itachi before. When the thick eyebrows were reached, a young man with a forehead guard tied in the Wuyin Village suddenly appeared, and before the thick eyebrows had time to react, he was knocked down by a sharp hand knife.

"Hey, you two hurry up and take him away, don't put him here to block the way." The boy pointed to Ning Ci and Tian Tian who were watching the battle, and then turned to greet the seventh class, "What are you still doing standing here? , don’t blame me for being late for the exam.”

"You, who are you..." Sasuke wiped the ashes from his face, although he was out of breath, he was still vigilant.

He saw the boy narrowing his eyes dangerously, with a familiar frivolous arc drawn at the corner of his mouth, walking slowly to her side, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear clearly:

"Is this why people can't come out, my stupid brother?"

"Yu, Chi, Bo, Yuu! What are you doing here!" Sasuke turned his head and glanced at his second brother, gnashing his teeth in a low voice.

"Can you control what I do here?"

Seeing his expression of wanting to eat me alive, he was in a good mood for no reason, "Then, I'll go first."

——What a bastard this person is!

Sasuke was so angry that his hands were trembling. Unexpectedly, two teammates came over to add fuel to the fire——

Naruto's loud voice deliberately lowered his voice: "Sasuke, that's Yu-senpai, right? I can tell by the smile on that signboard! He really cares about you, even came to cheer you on for the Chunin exam..."

Sakura looked left and right like a thief for a while, and whispered the truth: "Naruto, you must know that this is brotherly love!"

After living such an old age, Sasuke felt his brain hurt for the first time...

In the examination room of the first exam, due to the late arrival of the invigilator, the room was noisy. Sasuke caught a glimpse of Yu sitting five people away from him. The corner of his mouth made a mouth shape - "I, stupid, stupid, my, brother, brother, ah".

Sasuke slammed his fist on the table to show his anger, the neighbor was so frightened that he sat down under the table, and the examination room fell silent for an instant... However, the instigator still closed his eyes and meditated.

The belated examiner, Morino Ibiki, led all the invigilators and finally appeared. Sasuke was not surprised when he announced that it was a written test, but when he saw the test paper, he was immediately dumbfounded——

The third big question: Questions and answers (5 points for each question)

Q1: What will happen if the fat man falls from the 12th floor?

Q2: A deaf-mute went to a hardware store to buy nails. He stretched out the middle two fingers of his left hand to hold the nails, and then stretched out his right hand as a hammer. The waiter took out the hammer for him, and he shook his head. Brought him nails, and he bought them with satisfaction.Then came a blind man, how can he buy scissors?

"..."

Sasuke twitched the corner of his mouth and turned his head to look at Yu who was not far away. It was obvious that he was also shocked——

"Pfft...cough...cough..."

The sip of water I just drank didn’t flow into my throat, so I dedicated it directly to the test paper... I bit the bullet and raised my hand to ask the invigilator to change a test paper, and then guessed who was so talented to ask the same question as me, but when I After seeing the two lines of small characters at the bottom of the test paper, I immediately lost my composure——

The author of this test paper: A Fei, a member of the Akatsuki Organization

The final interpretation right of this question belongs to A Fei. The author of the question appeals: resolutely crack down on piracy!

Just these two lines of words made my teeth itch, so I flipped the table over:

"Pirate your sister! Pirate! You are a complete pirate! Why don't you die, you bastard!!!"