Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

"boom--"

Accompanied by an earth-shattering explosion, a huge mushroom cloud appeared in the practice field behind the dormitories of the members of the Xiao organization, and the entire Yuyin Village trembled three times. Immediately afterwards, the villagers heard the codename of the Xiao organization "Zhu" "Dove", the second young master of the Uchiha family roared furiously:

"Damn it! Didara, you kid hacked me!!!"

Then, a chasing battle began in the dormitory of the members of the Akatsuki organization. Indifferently, the protagonists were me and that bastard Didara.

Messed up Kakuto's financial office, stepped on Hua Hidan's evil spirit summoning array, knocked over the dinner plate in Kisame's hand, smashed the specimen of Orochimaru, knocked out the stand-up comedian Jue... I chase Followed Didara and ran all the way back to his and Scorpion's bedroom.

In the dormitory, Xie was concentrating on making a puppet next to the console, and Didara immediately hid behind Xie as if he had met a savior.

"Danna, Dana, save me, yes."

"Didara the bastard! What did you say to show me your new masterpiece, and in the end you insulted me!" With my messy hair like a chicken coop, I wiped the black ash on my face vigorously. "Hurry up and come out from behind Big Brother Scorpion! Let me beat you up and this matter will be over!"

"Who told you to eat the Kanto Boiled Bomb Dana asked you to donate to me last time, eh!" Didara didn't have the slightest repentance.

The puppeteer at work has always had a bad temper, and Xie's cold gaze swept from Didara to me.

"Go out and make trouble, otherwise I will make you two boys into puppets."

"I heard that there is no Didala! Hurry up and let me beat you up, or Brother Xie will make you into a puppet, bastard!"

"Hey! Don't bend the facts! Dana is clearly talking about the two of us, okay... Hey? Brother Itachi, why are you here?"

Didara's big eyes blinked and blinked, pretending to be real.

But want to make a splash?There is no door either!

"I said Didara, who are you lying to? Every fool knows that my brother is not in the village, okay? Besides, even if my brother comes today, it won't work! You..."

"Xiaoyou."

A familiar deserted voice came from behind, and I turned my head stiffly, stuttering——

"Brother, brother, brother...you, why are you here, no, no, aren't you being interviewed in Yunnin Village?"

"I heard that you made such a big mess, I rushed back as soon as the interview was over."

Itachi looked at the scorpion in the room and nodded in greeting. "My brother is giving you trouble."

"It's okay, there is something wrong with Deidara."

Scorpion returned the salute by touching Didara's head, and I even heard a horrifying "beep" when his head hit the console...

Then I was carried out by the scruff of the neck like a kitten.

Because of the moment just now, Didara sat on the ground and counted the stars for a long time before he came over and looked at Xie with resentful eyes.

"Danna, why did you attack me? Hmm."

"You interrupted my work." Xie was so busy with the work in hand that he didn't even raise his head.

"It's been so many years, and still so indifferent...It's not as kind as when we first met..." Didara muttered softly.

"If you have the ability, don't pester me, kid."

Although he said so, Xie's memory still goes back to the day when they first met...

At that time, Xie had already turned himself into a puppet, working as a bounty hunter for his livelihood, and also had to deal with those wanted by sand ninjas, living a life of licking blood on the edge of a knife all day long.

That day, he came to Iwanin Village with a bounty order, and was about to leave the village after finishing the target, but was caught by a battle.

Scorpion has never been a good person, but this battle is indeed very strange-a dozen tall sand ninjas surrounded a little boy. The boy looked only 7 or 8 years old. Her thin body was wrapped in fine clothes, her golden hair was particularly dazzling, and her blue eyes contained tears.

"You actually want to assassinate Lord Tukage, it's an unforgivable crime! Tell me, who sent you here!" The ninja, who also looked like a leader, roared angrily.

"I didn't intend to kill Grandpa Tuying! Hmm!" The blond boy had an aggrieved expression.

"Stop talking nonsense! Obediently let's get caught!"

More than a dozen ninjas swarmed up, and various earth ninjutsu emerged one after another. For a while, sand and rocks were flying around, and there was a lot of smoke and dust. Could there be a few explosions?Xie stood not far away and watched coldly. After more than ten minutes, only the leader who could stand was left, and the rest were either missing arms or legs.

Although the blond boy was covered in bruises, he didn't look fatal.He walked towards the man step by step. The man suddenly sat down on the ground, looked at the boy in panic, and shouted incoherently: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me...I haven't lived enough..."

The blond boy sighed faintly, "You go, I won't kill you, um."

Hearing this, the man hurriedly stumbled up and wanted to leave, but when he saw the boy turn around, there was a look of ruthlessness in his eyes, and he picked up Kunai and rushed over at an extremely fast speed.

Xie originally thought that the child would just die like this, but he didn't expect the man to be tightly bound by the clay centipede that rose from the ground.

"You brat! Don't think you can get away with assassinating Lord Tukage!" Although the man couldn't move, he still shouted, but there was a deep fear in his eyes.

Seeing this scene, Xie couldn't help laughing, a big man would be afraid of a child.

"I said I didn't intend to assassinate Grandpa Tukage, why don't you believe me!" The blond boy turned around slowly, crying angrily with his breath, "Drink!"

After a huge explosion, the man was gone, and the boy passed out due to overuse of chakra.

By coincidence, Xie was surprised that he had saved the child. He also discovered that the child's body structure was different from ordinary people. The boy's hands and heart had a mouth.

After a while, the boy finally woke up, looking at Xie warily with his big blue eyes.

"Who are you? Hmm."

"Boy, who are you?"

Seeing such a scene, Xie couldn't help feeling playful. "I saved you, is this how you treat your savior?"

"My name is Didara, thank you for saving me." Didara raised his chin and looked at the scorpion. "Now can you say who you are? Hmm."

"The Red Sand Scorpion."

Scorpion looked at Didara carefully, and had to say that he was indeed a beautiful child. "I heard that you assassinated Tuying?"

"I didn't!" Deidara yelled.

"Then why did those people want to kill you?"

After hearing Xie's question, Didara was silent for a while before telling the whole story.

"I was just doing a clay blasting experiment, and I accidentally... blew up the Tuying office... But Grandpa Tuying was in there at that time..."

"Pfft..." Xie couldn't help laughing, this kid was probably the most unlucky traitor in the world.

"Hey, big brother... You look so pretty when you smile. Hmm." Didara's little face flushed a little.

Gently touching his blond hair, Xie said something that surprised even himself:

"Boy, do you want to come with me?"

"Hey?!!! Really? Big brother?"

Didara leaped over in surprise and hugged Scorpion's neck, his eyes filled with joy like a pet dog that just needs to be taken out of the house. "Are you really willing to take me away? I'm a traitor now..."

Xie was a little surprised that he, who was always vigilant, let a child get close to him, and he hadn't killed him yet.

"If you are rebellious, so am I."

"Big brother is also a traitor?"

"If you are not afraid to follow me, you may die at any time..."

"I'm not afraid!"

Before Xie could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the confident Didara. "I'm strong and can protect myself. Besides, I'll protect my big brother too."

It was this sentence that caused a crack to appear in Xie's already petrified heart.Ever since he was born, no one has said to protect him. Since he was a child, only the puppet has been with him, and he has always believed that the only one who can protect himself is the puppet.This is the first time that a human has made such a promise to him.

Scorpion's eyes were empty and lifeless like a puppet, with a touch of warmth: "Okay, you will protect me from now on."

……

At the end of the memory, Xie couldn't help but reach out and touch Didara's blond hair that Yunzi complained like he did back then.

"Dan, Dana... what's wrong with you? Hmm..." Didara was obviously flattered.

Xie raised the corners of his lips, did not answer his words, but just sighed to himself.

"Sure enough, it's still a child, a little bit cute..."

Let’s talk about this side again, Itachi took me by the back of my neck and carried me all the way back to the dormitory.Along the way, I was baptized by the pity (relief) eyes of everyone in the Xiao organization, and I trembled as soon as I entered the room.

Itachi threw me onto the soft bed with a flick of his hand, and the familiar refreshing smell hit my face. This is Itachi's bed.

I clutched the collar of my clothes tightly, looked at him in horror (surprise), and stammered involuntarily: "Brother, brother, brother...you, you, you, what are you doing!"

Itachi slowly stretched out his hand to me, I closed my eyes and howled——

"Come on! Kill someone! Set fire! Molested a beautiful boy!!!"

"Xiaoyou..." Itachi sighed helplessly, put two fingers together and poked between my eyebrows. "What's going on in your head all day long?"

"hey-hey……"

I smiled brightly, ran over and plunged into his arms. "Brother is the best~~"

"I'm no longer a child, and I still love to act like a baby."

Folding his arms naturally, Itachi gently stroked the soft long hair of the boy in his arms, this is the unique way of intimacy between the two of them.

"I knew my brother loved me the most~~~" I raised my face and looked at him innocently.

"So that's all for today, right?"

Smart as a ferret, how can he be easily caught in it?

"Depend on!"

I cursed in a low voice, suddenly the evil factor surged up, I cleverly got out of Itachi's arms, and pushed him down on the bed when he was unprepared for a shoulder fall.

Itachi felt the world spinning for a while, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the extremely serious face of his younger brother hanging over him.

"Hey, Itachi, do you like me, or Sasuke?"

Itachi frowned slightly. "like it all."

You seldom call him by his first name, and once you do, you will say some inexplicable but ambiguous words.If it wasn't for him already knowing that he already has someone he likes, otherwise he would really mistakenly think that Yu likes him.

"Do you like me more, or Sasuke more?"

I took the posture of breaking the casserole and asking the end.

"You are all my brothers."

An ambiguous answer, to be honest, Itachi was suppressing the urge to press Yuu down and kiss him hard, he kept telling himself that he couldn't do this, they were just brothers, besides, he also knew that Yuu already had a heart other people.

As soon as his body sank, Itachi found that his younger brother was pressing his whole body weight on him, his warm breath sprayed on his neck, his long jet black hair was spread on his body like a fine tassel, and the bangs blocked the one that was close to him. Itachi couldn't see his expression because of his similar face.

"Hey, Itachi, don't leave me."

The faint sound of mosquitoes and flies reached Itachi's ears, Itachi hugged him almost greedily, and remembered what Madara told him to give up in his mind, but missed hearing the shallow sigh beside his ear...

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