Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

The last book said that Sasuke Uchiha had to accept the burden of producing the show due to the tragic signing.He was forced to be a sparring partner... Oh, no, it was a collaboration, performing a show with Sasuke.

It is said that when our Sasuke children's shoes saw that it was the second brother and his partner, it was called a life-and-death resignation, so he almost cried, made trouble, and hanged himself to express his strong indignation.Later, under our mother Mikoto's excellent coaxing skills and Fu Yue's father's strong patriarchal aura, our Sasuke children's shoes finally compromised... Oh, no, I agreed.

Although he didn't cooperate very much at the beginning, but one day without knowing what Mikoto said quietly, Sasuke suddenly actively participated and tried his best to cooperate with the rehearsal.Then, after rehearsal and dinner that day, when it was confirmed that Sasuke had fallen asleep and would not wake up for various reasons, Mikoto and Fugaku dragged me into their bedroom to try to kill someone... Wrong again, it was because I knew Sasuke cooperated The reason for this is that Mikoto actually told a big lie, that is, he actually said Itachi would come back to watch his show!

However, if you think about it with your toes, you will know that Itachi will never come back that day!Well, Sasuke, I really overestimated you when I said you were bigger than the mentally handicapped young master...

Afterwards, Fuyue looked at me with a serious face, and Mikoto told me very seriously something that almost caused me to vomit blood and die - that is, on the day of the interactive performance at the school festival, Sasuke and I both wore women's clothing on stage!I just said why the clothes look so weird!

So for this reason, Sasuke specially learned the seduction and seduction technique from me for a whole day... Well, I admit that this seduction and seduction technique is secretly copying Naruto's crane tail...

After a week of intensive rehearsals, the weather has gradually entered midsummer.In July, the blue sky, the sun hanging like a fireball, the clouds seemed to be burnt by the sun, and disappeared without a trace, and the air was full of sweet and intoxicating fragrance of flowers.All the trees stood there listlessly and lazily, the sun shone through the dense layers of branches and leaves, and the ground was covered with cracked light spots the size of copper coins.

It was such a horrible weather where the heat was so hot, there was no wind, and even dragonflies only dared to fly close to the shade of the trees, as if they were afraid that the sun would hurt their wings. The NPC I visited, and then came a hidden mission, which caught me off guard.

The thing is like this - On this day, a masked uncle with a hunched back and a very unique hairstyle came to the door of Uchiha's house. He happened to meet Mikoto who had just returned from shopping. He thought this person looked familiar, so he asked him Find someone and ask him to come in and sit down.

The man and Mikoto entered the room, and then explained the reason for their visit:

"I'm here to find your son to shoot an advertisement, Mrs. Meiqin."

"Commercials?!!"

Meiqin repeated it word by word, and then looked back and forth at the uncle...

Seeing that Miqin was a little tempted, the man hurriedly handed over a card.

"Yes. Here's my business card."

It's okay if you don't read the business card, but Mikoto shivered when she saw it: "You, you... what's your name?!"

"Isn't the business card printed clearly enough? Hmm... the printing is not clear, and the customer can't see clearly. I'm going to go to the boss and ask for compensation." The man took out a small black leather book from his pocket and started Swish record. "Then, Mrs. Miqin, let me introduce myself. My name is Koto, and I'm a manager."

The business card that was originally in Miqin's hand fell to the ground after listening to this self-introduction, and the small white card had the words "Jiaodu" written on it impressively.

"Then, which of my sons do you want to shoot commercials with?"

Mikoto's mouth twitched.

"I want to ask your eldest son Uchiha Itachi to shoot this commercial. This is the script. Please read it."

Taking out the script from the briefcase next to him, Kakuzu patiently waited for Mikoto to finish it.

What I didn't expect was that Meiqin threw down the script angrily after reading half of it, which made the unprepared characters suddenly refreshed in this lazy summer day.

"It's all messed up. There is no innovative idea or cuteness at all. How can a product sell well with such an advertisement? I really don't know what the manufacturer thinks. Such a vulgar advertisement dares to find my son. to shoot?"

As a top graduate of the screenwriting department of a prestigious university, Meiqin hated this kind of garbage script with no technical content to the extreme, but she really deserved him for throwing the script.

"So you have a new subject?"

The shrewd Kadotsu also became interested, and Mikoto narrated his great idea from beginning to end. Unexpectedly, the two chatted happily and became more and more speculative. .

So Kakuto immediately decided to write Mikoto's idea into a script and made an appointment tomorrow to discuss the details.

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The next day, when Kakuzu came to Uchiha's house again with the newly written script, besides Mikoto, he also met Uchiha's Patriarch, Uchiha Fugaku.

What he didn't expect was that Uchiha Fugaku, like Mikoto, is an innovative person who is good at grasping business opportunities. He not only put forward a number of very novel suggestions for this cooperation, but also implicitly expressed that he still has many Very constructive project.After several conversations, he and Fuyue started to call each other brothers:

"I said Brother Fuyue, your opinion is very feasible!"

"That's right, Brother Kakuzu, I'm not boasting, this advertisement will definitely become popular in the ninja world!"

The three of them chatted and laughed, and unknowingly got involved in the price distribution of this advertisement.

Fuyue used his lawyer's mind to immediately seize the opportunity to bid: "We will split the price at [-], you two and we [-]."

"The price is a bit high, Brother Fuyue, we should split the bill fifty-fifty."

Frowning slightly, Jiaodu resorted to devious tactics.

"Brother Kakuto, you are wrong. We have a lot of people coming out here... Needless to say, the actors, the screenwriter Mikoto must be present, and besides the commercial director, I don't think anyone but me can take on this important task, right?"

"Then... forty-six?"

"Various scene special effects and post-editing work also require me as a professional..."

"... Sanqi."

"And the training of the actors and the make-up and costumes..."

"... Then twenty-eight."

Hearing his satisfactory answer, Fuyue immediately stopped the liquidation and showed a satisfied smile.

joke!I don't even think about what he was doing before!As a professional director, actor and amateur lawyer, it would be a shame if he didn't have this ability.What scripts did he not shoot when he was a director, and what plots did he not act in when he was an actor?The basics of scene layout, action special effects and so on are all out of the question.Besides, if you can't even do this, how can you be regarded as the head of the Uchiha family?

"Brother Fuyue, now I want to see the actor."

The corner who had just been squeezed and was in extreme pain had to find something to divert his attention.

Meiqin was very understanding and took our second and third children from upstairs, and was satisfied to see his surprised and puzzled expression.

"Um... Mrs. Meiqin, this is not your eldest son..."

"This is my second son Yuu Uchiha, who is Itachi's twin brother. Itachi can't come back from a mission, and Yuu can replace him."

"But the sponsor requested Uchiha Itachi by name..."

Before Kakuto finished speaking, Mikoto gently interrupted: "Xiao Yuzai is equivalent to Itachi, he and Itachi are [-]% similar, and the remaining [-]% ​​can be made up through makeup."

I am somewhat indignant about Fuyue and Mikoto Tanuki's behavior of changing the prince. Of course, I am just making an analogy.But since Miqin had told me about this before, it was not easy for it to happen.Looking at Kakuto, I couldn't help being a little curious.

"Brother Jiaodu, aren't you a bounty hunter? How did you come here to be a broker?"

"Hey, it's hard to do anything these days. Now that the world is peaceful and there are fewer people who commit crimes, I can't continue working as a bounty hunter, so I changed my job and became a broker."

Jiaodu sighed, lamenting the cruelty of the world.

Not willing to accompany his old man to mourn the spring and autumn, I picked up the script and read it.

After reading it, she leaned close to Meiqin's ear and whispered, "Mom, you are Hong Guoguo's plagiarism..."

"Shhh... low key, low key... I'm not thinking of you, you haven't read the original script of the blood..."

After carefully looking at Yuu, who was whispering with Mikoto, and Sasuke, who was bewildered, Kakuto was very satisfied with the two, and immediately brought the Uchiha family to the set to start filming.

Two days later, an advertisement that shocked the entire ninja world quickly spread across the country. This advertisement was played everywhere on the TV where advertisements were needed, and billboards with "Itachi" and Sasuke were hung in every ninja village. ——The black hair of "Itachi" on the billboard is scattered and slightly messy, his eyes are full of tenderness, Sasuke next to him has a delicate little face with a slight blush, and his lips outline a nice arc.Assistant Sasuke was holding a steaming white porcelain cup, and the hand of "Itachi" was lightly covering Sasuke's small hand. The two looked at each other affectionately (...). There was a row of beautiful cursive characters beside it, which read : You are my cup...

Itachi, who was on a mission outside, once stayed in a hotel with his teammates. At night, his teammates ate together in the restaurant of the hotel. It happened that this commercial was playing on the TV that was on. Itachi, who never watched TV, watched in surprise. I don't know what to say when I talk to Sasuke on TV——

"Hey, brother, what do you say I am yours?"

"You are my Yulemi."

"Ah~ So I'm just milk tea."

"No, no, you are the cup that holds the milk tea."

"..."

"So I can hold you in the palm of my hand."

Then our brother Weasel sadly discovered that the utensils used by everyone on the dining table to hold water were the so-called cups on TV... So the team members, who knew that their captain had a serious plot to control his younger brother, pushed down all the cups very considerately Itachi walked up to them, looked at each other, and said in unison: "Captain Itachi, this is your tragedy..."