Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

The days at home are not as tense and exciting as in Kirigakure's daily practice, but a leisurely and undisciplined life that makes people completely relaxed physically and mentally. Every day, I listen to my parents chatting a little, have a small fight with Sasuke, that stinky kid, and wait for Itachi Taking advantage of him when he comes back from the mission... It's really fun day by day.But it's not a good thing to live too leisurely. The so-called calm before the storm, the storm after the calm is even more intense. Look at it, this is coming——

At this time, Miqin was wearing a brand new light pink apron with small white florals, preparing lunch in the kitchen.

"Xiaoyou, Mom has something to tell you."

"Nani?" I picked up a few slices of cucumber and stuffed them into my mouth.

"Xiao Zuo's school will have a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow, but your father is busy with work, and Itachi is too busy in Anbe...I should have gone, but I made an appointment with your aunt Keiko [next door neighbor] for tomorrow We want to go shopping together..." Meiqin looked at me tenderly.

"So you want to leave this on me?"

I raised my eyebrows, and I knew it was not a good thing! ==convex

"Don't say that, Xiaoyou, you are also Xiaozuo's brother, not to mention Xiaoyou is fine..."

Mikoto's big eyes blinked innocently.

I said Mikoto, the second half of your sentence is the key point!

"Then Mom, do you think that brat Sasuke might let me attend the parent-teacher meeting? He can't wait for Itachi to attend."

"Itachi may not be able to come back tomorrow because he has a mission, so I want you to participate."

I had already anticipated this reality.

"You mean, don't you..." I guessed about seven or eight points. "May I go dress up as Itachi?"

"Binggo! Xiaoyou, you are so smart! It's just a transformation technique, it must not be difficult for you, right?"

Mikoto's eyes were full of anticipation.

"Mom, do you think Sasuke is an idiot? He is more than mentally retarded, okay! After living with Itachi for so long, he still can't recognize whether it's me or Itachi? According to the temper of that little ancestor, he still can't stop talking to me. ah."

"Well, Xiao Zuo is a good boy, he won't do this." Meiqin gave me a reassuring look. "The most is to come back and lose your temper with you or something, it's no big deal."

What do you mean it's no big deal to lose your temper?It's not that I lost my temper with you, since you are so not afraid of him losing his temper, why do you want me to pretend to be a ferret?Anyway, he must lose his temper, so why don't I just go?

Seeing that I didn't speak, Meiqin simply said to herself: "Mom knows that you are the most obedient, and you will definitely not refuse, come on, come on... Sure enough, Xiaoyou is the best~~~"

I hold my forehead.Miqin, this is what you said, can I not go?

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I took the hair tie and tied my long hair into a bundle, and I painted a few knots to look like a ferret. "Is that okay?"

"Well, very good!" Mikoto looked at me and nodded in satisfaction. "Be careful not to be discovered."

"understood!"

I said so in my mouth, but in fact, I knew in my heart that it would be a ghost if I didn't get discovered. That kid Sasuke is a monkey and a monkey, and he seems to be recognized if he is not careful. This young master is always a copycat! !

Taking a deep breath, I adjusted my facial muscles, made the Uchiha family's signature paralyzed expression, and walked towards the little figure standing at the gate of Konoha Ninja School very calmly...

"Brother? Why are you here?!"

Sasuke was surprised to see "Itachi" who was supposed to be performing a mission at this time, standing indifferently in front of him.

"Don't you want me to come?"

I imitated Itachi's usual way of speaking, and deliberately slowed down my tone. In fact, my heart was trembling. This young master is not a facial paralyzed person. This young master really feels that the pear is very big...

"Don't you have a mission today? Well... I didn't ask you to come...Well... Actually, there is no need to come..."

"Mission accomplished."

Resisting the urge to laugh, I tried my best to maintain the state of facial paralysis, but I complained crazily in my heart: I rely on Sasuke to help you, why are you so arrogant, you little bastard, look at that suspicious blush on your face, and you That upturned mouth... If it wasn't for the current conditions of my young master, otherwise I would have laughed at you all of a sudden! MD, who stipulated that Uchiha's house must be full of facial paralysis, it's too torturous, Kumei Yalu!

"Then force you to hold a parent meeting for me..."

Sasuke turned around and showed a big smile, which shows that he is in a very good mood now.

When Sasuke and I appeared at the door of his class, all eyes fell on us...to be exact, it fell on me, and the classroom was boiling for a while——

"Ah! Isn't this Anbe's Captain Itachi?"

"Ah~~~ Itachi-sama! So handsome, so handsome, so handsome~~~~"

"Itachi-san! I love you, me!!"

"Itachi Nissan, I want to be your younger brother too~~~"

Hey, good guy, and this room is full of Itachi fans, the man who just said he loves his brother, sigh, the harmonious society saved you!Fortunately, the folk customs are now open. If you were in a primitive society, you wouldn't be dragged out and shot for 5 minutes?And the lord who just said that you want to be the brother of the family, if you are equal, you want to knock me and Sasuke down, otherwise you will have no chance in this life.

"Ahem." Iruka coughed twice while standing on the podium in embarrassment. "Sasuke boy, please take your stunning brother boy and find a seat."

Surprising everyone?Well, Iruka, I thought you were quite serious, but you are so boring and coquettish as a human teacher. Sure enough, this Hokage is a copycat...

So we came to the corner of the last row under the eyes of everyone, because it is relatively low-key here... although we can't be low-key at all.

Iruka watched us sit down, and then began to speak: "Thank you parents for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend this parent meeting. The purpose of this parent meeting is to let you know the situation of your children at school balabalabla..."

Even though Iruka's spitting stars were flying all over the place, and he was moved with emotion and reason, but the young master still lived up to his expectations and wandered.On the surface, I was listening to his speech very seriously, but in fact, my thoughts had long since disappeared into outer space.In other words, this is a skill that was cultivated in a long time ago when I was a student, so long ago that I think it is unreal.

However, it was precisely because I was absorbed in meditation that I didn't notice the black figure falling on the big tree opposite the window.In fact, I only need to turn my head slightly to find out, as long as I find out, I can avoid the next earth-shattering battle... But unfortunately, I didn't turn my head.

Presumably everyone has already guessed who the black shadow on the tree is - that's right, it is the Uchiha family that everyone loves flowers and sees flowers blooming. Weasel young and old.Speaking of which, our Young Master Itachi, knowing that today is the parent meeting of his little brother Sasuke, completed the task assigned by the above at an astonishing speed, and hurried back to the village...but it was already 15 hours late from the scheduled time minute.When Brother Itachi was full of apologies and fell on the big tree to watch his own little brother, he unexpectedly found that "I" was sitting next to Sasuke...

As the so-called younger brother's accusation is not a disease, it is really terrible. Seeing this situation, the weasel's brother's accusation became "hot" - that shameless person who is not open-eyed dared to deceive his own little brother's pure and young heart once again , What if I left a psychological shadow on my younger brother and affected his healthy growth?Even if there is no psychological shadow left, it is not good because this lie makes him feel that the world is gloomy and unhappy.So this kind of person cannot be forgiven!

So our Weasel brother turned over into the school's teaching building after a few ups and downs, and came to the back door of our little brother's classroom to observe the "self" carefully: the erratic eyes were obviously distracted, and the tight lips showed forbearance , as if trying to maintain something.Itachi was familiar with this appearance, after thinking carefully for a while, one of us finally got in touch with a person through the boring gaze - our naughty second brother Yuu Uchiha.

Seeing his second brother with such a forbearing expression but able to sit here patiently and hold a parent-teacher meeting for Sasuke who has always been at odds with him, Itachi suddenly felt in a good mood for no reason.

Realizing the scorching sight from the back door, I broke out in a cold sweat with fright—well, this is all right, if Sasuke sees it, it will be difficult for me not to get rid of it.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Sasuke Boys noticed the strangeness of his brother, and looked outside the door, but found nothing.

"Nothing." I suppressed the twitching of the corner of my mouth. "I'll go out first, and I'll be back in a while."

Then the young master formed a few seals with a certain posture, and turned into a cloud of white mist in a very arrogant manner, and then appeared next to the... next to the wall.

"Brother, you are here."

Seeing him was like seeing a life-saving straw, and my heart was like a chicken jelly. "If I stay any longer, I have to wear clothes."

Itachi looked at his second brother's expression on the verge of crying, but actually wanted to laugh in his heart.However, due to perennial facial paralysis, he behaved very calmly.After holding back for a long time, our Young Master Itachi said something that he thought was comforting, plus a moderate poke on his forehead.

"... Thank you for your hard work, Xiaoyou."

Now that the original one has arrived, my copycat one can retire.Changing back to its original form, I patted Itachi's somewhat thin shoulder sadly, but I didn't notice a trembling voice joining it.

"It's really hard for you to lie to me so hard."

"Wherever you are, don't work hard, and serve the people."

I admit, I regretted saying this.Because the sound of grinding teeth echoed clearly and audibly behind him, as well as the creaking sound of the brackets rubbing against the wood.

"U! Chi! Bo! Yuu!!!"

Sasuke gritted his teeth and called out my name, slurring each word, the voice became louder and louder, and the last crackling sound made my eardrums buzz, and people in several classrooms popped their heads out to see what happened.

"Ah~~~It's Sasuke, Itachi is here, I'm just here to take a look..." I turned around stiffly, and said incoherently: "The weather is really nice today, the sun is shining~~~Look how big the moon is in the sky Ah, the dinner this morning is also delicious, right... ahahahaha..."

Anyway, I've already worn out, this young master should calm down...

Dangerous light emanated from the pitch-black eyes that the master narrowed slightly, gritted his teeth angrily, and walked towards me step by step.

"Then, that... Sasuke, let's talk about something, don't be murderous all of a sudden..."

I was stared at by him so cold sweat broke out on my back, and my heart felt hairy.

Let me go, why is the child so angry now, it should be fine to drink more herbal tea to reduce the fire, bastard!

Just looking at his second brother, Itachi didn't notice when Sasuke appeared at the door.Now that such a situation has arisen, as an older brother, of course he wants to let his younger brothers live in peace, so Itachi stepped forward to protect his second younger brother behind him.

"Sasuke you..."

Itachi just wanted to open his mouth to appease the angry Sasuke, but because he couldn't overcome the relatively slow speech speed of the facial paralysis attribute, his words were interrupted by the violent Sasuke just after he started——

"Uchiha Yuu, I'm going to kill you!!!"

Roaring under his throat, Assistant Zuo rushed over holding Kunai tightly.I dodged around from behind Itachi and copied Kunai to block the attack.

In fact, the reason why Sasuke was angry was not because Yu lied to him... Although this is also part of it, but the most important thing is that his most important brother protected the people who did not deal with him...

The crisp sound of metal colliding with each other echoed in the corridor of the teaching building. The parents and students present couldn't figure out what kind of situation it was.

Here, Sasuke and I were fighting angrily, and it was like a dark sky and dark sky, the sun, the moon, the light, the sand, the rocks, the wind and the water... There were dense and crisp collision sounds, and the kunai shuriken and other ninja tools were scattered all over the ground. The originally clean and tidy teaching building has long been broken into pieces, and some places are still "pibo" braving sparks. The center of our two battles can no longer see each other. The dust that was spread around by the explosion.

Sasuke, that unlucky kid who didn't hit me again and again, wore a blasting charm on Kunai, and then I also got hotheaded and used his own way to treat him...well, more than once... ...So the Konoha Ninja School became an open-air hot spring pool. I think the third generation must be very happy to see the reconstruction bill.

But there is one thing to celebrate, that is, no one died... (the injured one?!!)

Now let's talk about Brother Itachi, who was ignored by his two disobedient younger brothers, that is called anger, and the nasolabial folds became deep and long due to anger, as if carved by a knife. The 3D effect is coming out soon.The handsome face that has been paralyzed all year round has turned more than half black, and the black air on his head has already materialized... (What a resentment this is.)

How dare he disobey his advice and make a mess in front of him, ignore him, and challenge his authority as an elder brother. It seems that his younger brothers are really spoiled by him.Now that he has reached this point, if he doesn't take some measures, it's really that the elder brother will use him as a three-color ball if he doesn't show his power!

Brother Itachi just covered his head with black air, releasing a large amount of ultra-low air pressure, and approached the fighting circle of his younger brothers step by step.Good guy, our Weasel brother launched Wei Lai, it was not a joke, even without connecting the seals, he just fixed the younger brothers there and couldn't move.

Coming in front of the younger brothers, Itachi raised his head that had been lowered, a pair of red rabbit eyes that were about to bleed were exposed in front of the younger brothers, and the corners of his lips were turned up, outlining a nice arc.

"Brother, brother... Brother, can you stop laughing... It's scary..."

I have always stuttered when I was eloquent.Sasuke swallowed a big mouthful of saliva while maintaining a posture ready to leave Kunai behind.

"Even if you don't listen to me, what do you have to be afraid of?"

The corners of Itachi's lips continued to rise, and a large amount of red fighting spirit gradually appeared beside him. "If I don't teach you a lesson, I don't think you will learn to be good, so my heart, love, brother, brother! Come and taste the result of not listening to brother!"

The black and exquisite hook jade turned rapidly, bringing the two of them closer to the world of illusion in an instant...

Then came two screams:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"