Yuu Uchiha is not Itachi

"Hey, look! That adult is enjoying the cherry blossoms again."

"You can never get tired of watching it, it's so eye-catching! You're only 12 years old!"

"Nonsense, that adult has been very cute since he was a child...Shh, don't let him hear..."

The three Wuyin female ninjas were lying on the roof and talking carefully about the young man sitting under the cherry blossom tree in the courtyard, who was as beautiful as an ink painting.

The boy's skin was creamy, his eyebrows were like willows, his face was soft and delicate, and his waist-length black hair fluttered in the breeze like a waterfall.The slender eyes have a strange beauty, and the pupils are more beautiful than the dark night.The bridge of the nose is high and straight, and the slightly pursed lips are glowing with a girlish cherry blossom color.It was the beginning of spring at this time, and the young man was only wearing a jet-black simple kimono. His tall and slender body was leaning lazily on the tree trunk. The alluring meaning of tempting to commit crimes, but one can clearly see the indifference and alienation in it.

At this time, the boy was staring at a plate of three-color meatballs on the square table beside him, his eyes were far away and unfocused.After a long time, it seemed that he suddenly thought of something interesting, his indifferent expression suddenly softened, and even his slightly pursed lips rose slightly, outlining a beautiful arc, which complemented the falling cherry blossoms.

"Hurry up and take a picture! Take a picture! His smile is so beautiful... Puff!"

"It's clearly the reincarnation of an evildoer...so handsome...poof!"

"It's really useless, the sisters are still waiting to share photos! It's so handsome... Poof!"

With three bangs, the three voyeurs rolled down from the roof, and immediately a pool of red liquid (nosebleed) fainted on the green lawn...

"grown ups……"

"grown ups?"

"Master Yu!"

A voice that gradually turned up the volume interrupted my thoughts. "What happened?"

"I want to remind you again... Could you please pay attention? This is already the sixth batch today..."

I looked in the direction of the aspirants beside me, and I found "corpses" one after another.

"Well, it can't be my fault." Playing with a lock of black hair, I rarely smiled harmlessly. "You know I'm just in a trance, Chojuro."

"Then please at least wear a coat, this season is really not suitable for wearing so little." Chojuro pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and put the white kimono top on me. "And there are always women staring at you."

By the way, this Chojuro is sent by Madara to take care of my daily life. Don’t look at him as a “little devil” who looks like a housekeeper and looks much weaker than me and is not a few years older than me. .The reason why Madara sent him to take care of me must be because he should be regarded as the kindest and easy-going person among the seven people-of course, compared to those wicked uncles and the ghost fish full of ocean breath...

"Huh? Listen to your tone... Chojuro, you are not jealous, are you?!"

"How, how is it possible! Master Yu, don't talk nonsense!"

Chojuro blushed and quickly waved his hands to explain.

Seeing his embarrassment, I couldn't help laughing.

"You are really shy... It's been so many years, and this problem has not been corrected..."

As soon as this was mentioned, Chojuro wanted to die.

I remember that this adult was only seven years old when he was brought back by Mizukage-sama, he was so cute and pink, he looked like a good boy at first glance.Unexpectedly, what Mizukage-sama brought back was an out-and-out little devil, and it took less than a week for the entire Wuyin Village to make a fuss.The target of his tricks is not only the Seven Ninja Swordsmen and the internal members of Kirigakure, but even ordinary villagers are doomed!For a time, the reporting rate in Wuyin Village skyrocketed, and the politics and security were unprecedentedly chaotic, and even that period was called the "Blood Fog Period"... The most unlucky thing was that he, Changjuro, was sent to be the nanny of this little devil. I can't complain about being teased by him - because he always does things that make me blush and heartbeat, such as going to the hot spring with him, and pushing him into the hot spring female soup...

Even Mizukage-sama can't do anything about this lord's bad deeds, so it is worth assigning him high-intensity training in desperation, hoping that he will be exhausted and have no energy to continue to punish him.But I didn't expect him to be very talented, and he can master ninjutsu, and with the teaching of Mizukage-sama, his progress is even more rapid.

"My lord, don't make fun of me."

Chojuro's voice continued to be gentle, and he extended his hand towards me with a smile.

Putting on that hand, I stood up with strength, and reluctantly picked up the red hair rope with two bells hanging on the table and tied my hair into a bunch.

In fact, I have no dissatisfaction with the red-headed rope, but I have some complaints about the two bells-the "bells" ring when they are tied on the head, like a woman. [My son has completely forgotten that he used to be a bitch...] In fact, the bell is a small monitor, and the chakra on it has a sense of Madara, in case I cause him any trouble.

At the beginning, I refused to wear it no matter what, but after Madara told me, "Since you don't want to wear it on your head, I'll tie it around your neck", I decisively chose to wear it on your head...

"Maara... Mizukage-sama is in the office, right?"

"Yes, my lord. What can you do?"

"I have something to tell him." Looking at the untouched three-color meatball on the plate, the image that I have been thinking about for these years immediately appeared in my mind-a little girl who was very similar to me but with mature nasolabial folds. Face.

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When I passed the corridor leading to Mizukage’s office, several Anbu members greeted me:

"Master Yu, come to find Mizukage-sama?"

I habitually responded, and the moment I pushed open the office door, I seemed to hear the sentence "No wonder Mizukage-sama dismissed the meeting in a hurry, so I knew that Yu-sama was coming"...

"What's the matter, tell me."

Madara sat on Mizukage's big chair, and the mask that had just been taken off was placed on the table.

"I want to apply to go home." Pulling out the chair, I sat across from Madara, and straightforwardly stated my purpose. "You have kidnapped me for so long, you should let me go home to visit relatives."

"...Abduction?"

Mr. Madara's facial expression twitched a little, God knows how much retribution he suffered because of this so-called "abduction"——

I remember the mass parade of the entire Kirigakure village, from the ninjas down to the villagers. Everyone held brightly colored signs that read "Fight Uchiha Yu" in their hands, and gathered under the Mizukage office building.If you take a closer look, 85% of them are disabled people with bandages, crutches, and wheelchairs...the blackness is mixed with different whites, and it is really spectacular when you look at it.Everyone had an expression of grief and indignation about dying for the country. He thought there was going to be a big riot, but he didn't expect that when the culprit came out of the office building yawning and rubbing his eyes, he just said, "Why are there so many people?" "People", the crowd immediately scattered like birds and beasts, leaving a mess...

"Hey, have you heard that Yu-sama is actually Mizukage-sama's illegitimate son!"

The voice of Anbe A who greeted me just now came from the roof, as if he was talking to someone.

Madara and I didn't say a word, we just listened quietly.

——Please, you have been working in Anbu for so many years, don't you know that this position is Mizukage's office?Gossiping should also find a place where the person concerned can't hear it, okay?

"Hey, you've heard that too... It is said that the two of them look very much alike."

Anbu B continued.

He glared fiercely at the evil-faced and immortal Ban-I don't look like him!

"Where did you hear the gossip... It's completely wrong..."

Anbu C interrupted—that's a good sentence, I'd like to see what he can come up with.

【A&B】"Could it be that you have an official one?"

【C】"Shh...keep your voice down, this is what a friend of mine who accidentally saw Mizukage-sama taking off his mask told me. He said that although Mizukage-sama and Yu-dai have black hair and eyes, they also have the same appearance. Very handsome type, but nothing like it!"

【A&B】"Really?!!"

"Really, so it is impossible to say that Yu-sama is Mizukage-sama's son or something." Anbu C said very firmly. "Since Master Yu was brought back by Mizukage-sama since he was a child, I guess that Master Yu is Mizukage-sama's child, adoptive, and daughter-in-law!"

I tried my best to suppress my urge to strangle them, telling myself that the world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, it's not good... But the "crossroads" that popped out of my forehead clearly showed that I was very unhappy.

[A] "Tong, Yang, daughter-in-law?! It turns out that Mizukage-sama has this hobby, it's too powerful!"

【B】"Didn't there be men and pets in ancient times? Besides, Mr. Yu is such a beautiful woman, it would be a loss if she doesn't become a child bride!"

"Child bride..."

Ka——The armrest of the chair I was holding broke violently.

With my lips trembling in anger, I took a deep breath and suddenly smiled. "Hey, Ban-san, you don't mind if I do something, do you?"

"...please."

Madara's complexion was naturally not much better, and she simply agreed.

As Mizukage, of course he can't do anything, but I'm different!Anyone who slanders this young master behind his back—all, damn, die!

Opening the window, I quickly climbed up to the roof, and the three Anbu, who didn't know what to do or what to do, were still happily discussing together, and didn't notice my arrival at all.

Anbu who was the closest to me was caught and beat him up in front of his face, cursing at the same time: "You are the fucking child bride, and your whole family is a child bride! It's cool to slander my young master here, isn't it? This young master will let you have a good time today! If the tiger does not show its power, you will treat me like a little jingle?! Today, if the young master does not beat you, you are full of peach blossoms, you don’t know why the flowers are so red! With the two of you, if you dare to escape, don’t blame this young master for arresting your subordinates and not keeping your life!”

However, when I threw Anbu, who was already unrecognizable to his mother wearing 1000-degree reading glasses, downstairs, I realized that the other two had long since disappeared...