Naruto rises to war

To agree to their relationship... eh?Don't you listen, big brother?Brother, don't go! ..."

This is the sky thunder... This thing is definitely the sky thunder... Madara's brain is in a state of insanity.Is this a god horse?Lan likes herself?Still propose marriage?Is he insane?He's definitely insane, right? ?Sage of the Six Paths, this article is 1V1 and absolutely not NP, and you really have to spare me... This kind of halo Mary Sue or Tom Sue needs it, don't give it to anyone...

"En? Madara, are you okay?" Lan seemed to have a shielding function for everyone's eyes, and successfully ignored those strange eyes, but when Madara was drifting over in a trance, he happened to be very rare His facial expression softened a lot.This seemed to make Madara see hell! !

"Uh...that's...Lan...I heard that you have someone you like, Lan..." I don't know how to ask about this kind of thing, so Madara had no choice but to speak casually, but who knew that he would say such a thing as soon as he opened his mouth .

...Why do these words sound like a jealous little shou?My innocence! QQ

Lan raised her eyebrows unhappy, "Where did you hear that, Madara?"

"I just asked someone on the street." God Lan's aura is too BH, and he also has the aura of "subduing the devil", Madara's devil mode is useless~

"Oh, you didn't know before, but now I'll tell you. The biggest hobby of these tribesmen is gossip. You don't listen to it in the future, and you don't hear it if you accidentally hear it." Lan turned around and continued to look down at the book.

"Eh? How could it be like this..." Madara was a little disappointed, he thought Lan would have some interesting answer.But Madara didn't give up, he continued to ask, completely forgetting that he was actually the main person involved in this scandal, "But they said that Lan, you have come to propose marriage, Lan, you don't really like that so-and-so, do you?"

Suddenly, a phantom flashed in front of Madara's eyes.Lan had already come to Madara's back, grabbed Madara's arm with one hand, and twisted very hard into a position that made Madara hurt when he moved.

With Lan's back turned to Madara, Madara couldn't see Lan's expression.Then Lan leaned over to Madara's ear, and Madara's ears turned red in disappointment, "I said... don't take those words seriously. Otherwise, I will be very distressed."

very distressed...

Madara, who never listened to the point when listening to others, still didn't grasp the point this time, the sentence kept lingering in his mind.And it is constantly devouring the tiny sanity of the spot and the brain that is planned to be within the normal range.

"Damn it!! Lan, you rape (beep—) criminal, big pervert, scumbag with a human face and a beast heart!!! Go to hell with me! Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss After a burst of roar, he used time-space ninjutsu to escape, and then a vicious sweeping leg appeared in an instant and swept over.

Lan is not a vegetarian either, although he doesn't understand why Bai Bai is suddenly so angry, but even if he doesn't understand, he doesn't want to be beaten, right?

As soon as his eyes changed, Lan squatted down hard and then jumped into the air to avoid Madara's sweeping legs, and then made a seal, "Fire escape·Phoenix fire art!"

Numerous small fireballs spewed out from Lan's mouth, and Madara raised his head and glared at Lan in disbelief.This bastard hasn't opened Sharingan yet!

"Hmph, small tricks." For Madara who was despised by Lan, he casually pulled out his big iron fan from the scroll and waved it vigorously.Lan's fireballs were all blown away by the sharp wind.Madara smiled provocatively, and threw the iron fan on the ground with one hand. The cracks on the ground showed the weight of the iron fan, and also explained Madana's terrifying power.

"Oh? Not bad? Then how will you deal with this!" Lan landed on the roof, showing approval for Madara's performance.Then quickly seal the seal with both hands again, "Ninjutsu·Mist Hidden Technique..."

"What?!" Madara was startled at first, then calmed down.A thick fog spread over this area, blocking Madara's view. "Hmph~ Do you think I don't have Sharingan? But I'm sorry, I don't want to use my lovely Sharingan just yet. Wind Escape·Frenzy·Zhan!"

Attach the iron fan with chakra, compress the high concentration of chakra in the body and explode through the iron fan at once.The storm comparable to a tornado not only blew away the dense fog, but also made Lan extremely embarrassed.

Madara's eyes revealed his arrogance, "How is it?"

"It's a good technique. It's very powerful and has a large attack range. It's a pity that it consumes too much chakra." The embarrassed Lan disappeared with a puff of white smoke. Madara was taken aback, and then realized that it was a shadow. Body.He raised the iron fan with both hands and quickly circled around him. Lan, who originally wanted to sneak attack, was honored to be blown away.

"Cough cough cough... No more beatings, no more beatings... If the beating continues, the Patriarch will probably pay compensation..." Lan coughed out a mouthful of blood, and then crawled out from the wall.

Ban Sweat, "You should still worry about your body... are you sure you're okay after being pumped like this by me?"

Madara put away the iron fan, walked to Lan's side, and squatted down worriedly.Then he reached out to poke Lan's cheek, but was pushed back to the ground by Lan's backhand.Lan raised the corner of her mouth to wipe off the blood, then sat on Madara's stomach and looked down at him, "How is it? You never tire of cheating, Madara, you lost."

Lan accidentally discovered that Madara's face was flushed red, could it be that she was angry? (Stupid, don't you look at where you are leaning on Madara's body? This baby is shy! >////<) "Okay, okay, you are still young, it's okay to lose now." Lan stretched out his hand to pat Madara's head, and Madara stretched out his neck out of embarrassment to bite Lan's hand, but he couldn't.

"Madara, are you a dog?"

"You die for me!!!"

"Lan, you die for me!!!!"

At the most critical moment, Lan was kicked flying.

With an angry face, Izuna appeared with the ingredients for tonight's cooking in her hand.

【So this is Calvin's small theater.】

Madara: I said... is this scandal believable?

Quanna: How can it be credible to say that it is a scandal? [Suddenly a raging fire ignited in the eyes] Besides, even if this guy Lan really likes you, I will kill him! ! ! ! !

Madara: [Shame] Ha... Izumi Xiaonai, you are the devil... [Confused] Isn't the state of the devil my patent?Why, Izumi Xiaonai, you can do it too? ?

Lan: Madara-sama, in fact, you can consider not having Izumi Xiaonai and my CP.

Madara: [囧] Na, Nani? ?This stuff is not Lan, this stuff is not Lan, this stuff is not Lan, this stuff is not Lan, this stuff is not Lan, this stuff is not Lan, this stuff is not Lan, this stuff is not Lan, this stuff is not Lan, this stuff is not Lan, This guy is not Lan, this guy is not Lan, this guy is not Lan, this guy is not Lan...

Lan: [the face is paralyzed with black lines]...just kidding...I'm a straight man...

Madara/Quenna: This joke is not funny at all! !Also, this is BL Bengwen, what are you doing straight?Waiting to be bent? ? !

Huoyue: Wow~ Such a long sentence can be said exactly the same~ It really deserves to be the mainline CP... [Rangyang]

Kyuubi: I said... Fireworks protested... Who am I CP with?

Madara: ... Kyuubi, your CP is a problem ... and I didn't know in the article that you are not Fireworks ORZ!

Liansheng: Brother Madara, don't be sad... This is all arranged by the author, so let's just scold the author slowly here.

Madara: [QAQ]... Xiao Rensheng... the author of this article is me...

Liansheng: [囧]... I remembered that my training was not finished... [Escape]

Zhi Ji: [Gentle smile] I'm just curious when my husband Zhu Jian will return to normal, I don't like Qi Qimen very much~

Madara: ...You ask me who am I going to ask?

Zhi Ji: Because you wrote it~ I can only ask you.

Madara: [Holding his head and crying loudly] Please forgive me! !I'm just a child who wants to write sad stories and dramas, but when I write, it's full of tragic reminders of collapse! ! ! ! !

This chapter has meat

With an angry face, Izuna appeared with the ingredients for tonight's cooking in her hand.

If the gods give Madara another chance to choose time travel, he will definitely want to wear Hokage...but please let him wear a normal world...

On the originally noisy street, the Uchiha clansmen gradually formed a circle that surrounded three people. We call this situation—crowd watching.

Lan still had a paralyzed face, and he stood up from the ground like a normal person to pat the dust off his clothes.The slender Danfeng's eyes narrowed even more, filled with a sense of oppression, "Uchiha Izumi, Uchiha Madara, are you two brothers out of their minds today? You start fighting every now and then."

"It was you who hit you!" Quan Nai gritted her teeth angrily, her black eyes instantly turned into Sangou Yu, "Uchiha, don't think I didn't warn you, stay away from me brother far away one point!"

"Hmph, a dog that only knows how to bark, but a dog that doesn't know how to bark, won't bite?" The thin lips spit out acrimonious words, 'cold-faced Rakshasa', this is the enemy's confrontation with Lan on the battlefield. title.

"What did you say?!" Furious, Quan Nai was definitely inferior to Lan Di in terms of strength.Quanna made a gesture to rush forward, but Bambi was one step ahead of him.

'Snapped! '

There was a loud slap, and the audience fell silent.

The combination of scarlet and gorgeous patterns full of killings is like the demon king Uchiha Madara slapped Lan with a cold face, "Lan, when is it your turn to teach my brother? This slap I fought on behalf of my long-dead mother, if my mother was still in Quan Nai, she wouldn't have the temper she has now."

Immediately afterwards, Lan wriggled her lips as if wanting to say something else,