Naruto rises to war

read.Such a good person like Zhi Ji was ruined like this... Just when Madara felt sorry for such an excellent doctor being ruined, that person appeared quite consciously...

"Honey! I'm here!" Fake Bashirama came in from the window with a wretched smile on his face, and was greeted by Quanna's Kunai as soon as he stepped in.

Fake Hashirama was about to fight back, but saw Quanna and Madara alive.The images of those stumps flooded into his brain again, and he yelled while holding his head, and then fainted automatically.

"Wow... so self-conscious... It seems that my illusion effect is not bad, but there are still sequelae." If Comrade Madara was not paralyzed, he probably would have walked over to gloat and kicked the false pillars a few times.But now he is Zhi Ji's husband anyway, so if he wants to kick him, he can't kick him in front of Zhi Ji.

"Brother, your illusion skills are of course powerful. I was almost frightened." The stumped limbs and trampled organs all over the ground, coupled with the shattered face, such an impactful picture, even Quan Nai on the battlefield can't stand it. Haven't seen it before?

"Oh~hahaha..." Binder chuckled, and then he realized how horrible the sound wave pollution his laughter was, so he immediately shut up. "Ha... sorry... I laughed too hard..."

Zhi Ji shook her head, "It's okay, are we going to ignore Hashirama like this?" She tilted her head and looked at the fainted Hashirama, and what she saw told Zhi Ji that there was nothing wrong with Zhuma, otherwise she would have considered it so calmly. Don't find a place to put it between the pillars?

"It's okay~ ah..." Madara said half a sentence, but was gagged by the food that Quanna fed to his mouth, and then swallowed the food in his stomach with a few babbles, "This guy can Would someone who is against the head of the Uchiha clan be so inferior?"

[So I still want to know what will happen next, please read the next chapter 0-0 Next, I seem to be addicted to writing a small theater, and I will send you a spoof small theater "A Question About the Secret Technique (beep-)"]

Quanna: Brother, what did you say (beep—) earlier?Is it really a secret technique?

Madara: [guilty] Ah... ha, ha... yes, yes...

Quan Nai: ...the truth is doubtful...【Walk to find father Huoyue to answer】

Quanna: Father, I have a question I want to ask.

Huo Yue: [Drinking tea] Well, you can tell.

Quanna: (beep—) What do you mean?

Huo Yue: [All the tea in his mouth is sprayed out] Poof! ! ! ! ! ! !Quanna, who did you listen to? !

Quan Nai: [Confused] Brother, he said that this is a secret technique that can only be used between brothers...

Huo Yue: [Consolation] Yes, yes, you can use it on your brother~

Quan Nai: [Helpless]...but I don't know how to use this secret technique at all...

Huo Yue: [Smiling] Come, come, come, let me tell you, your father, (beep—) It’s like this, this, this, this, this... Do you understand?

Quan Nai: [blushing]...so that's the case...

Huo Yue: Come on!Give me more grandchildren!

[So starting from Quanna's generation, (beep—) has become the Uchiha's family's secret art of childbearing...]

The above is purely a spoof by the author, please don’t take it seriously-wb

defect like this

"It's okay~ ah..." Madara said half a sentence, but was gagged by the food that Quanna fed to his mouth, and then swallowed the food in his stomach with a few babbles, "This guy can Would someone who is against the head of the Uchiha clan be so inferior?"

"Eh? Are Hashirama and Uchiha's patriarch rivals?" Zhi Ji's eyes were full of curiosity again, "I've heard of Uchiha, they are all masters of illusion, and the pair of sharing eyes can still With the continuous evolution of combat experience, it can also copy ninjutsu. It can be said that it is a family that everyone is afraid of on the battlefield. I really didn't expect Hashirama to be so powerful, and he could be an opponent with Uchiha's patriarch!" Zhi Ji Excitedly clutching the plate in his hand.

This girl who was only known to be nested in the village...

Ah... It should be said that Zhi Ji, who is about to become a mother-to-be, is so looking forward to the outside world for the first time.

The cataract Hyuga family with abilities similar to her own, the mysterious Senmu clan's (beep-)jutsu, the war god-like Uchiha clan, the Senju clan who can rival Uchiha... There are many, many Ji Ji that she doesn't know family.

"Ah Ban, tell me. Shall I go out with Hashirama?" Zhi Ji turned her head and looked at the peaceful village outside the window, her eyes were a little bit reluctant, "The outside world is so charming, and this village is peaceful and boring Woolen cloth."

Ban said nothing, he swallowed another mouthful of food, and then said seriously, "Are you sure, Zhi Ji? It's very dangerous outside, and it's bloody every day. Can you bear it?"

"Well, no matter what, I'm also a doctor. Although I may not be used to blood at first, I'm very good at saving people." Zhi Ji raised her head confidently, with her hands on her hips.In a daze, Madara seemed to see the shadow of Princess Tsunade Hime many years later.

Uh...how did he forget... Zhi Ji seems to be Tsunade Hime's grandma...

Thinking of the terrifying woman who punched a big hole, Madara blushed faintly.

How many BH grandmas have such BH granddaughters...

"Eh? Eh?? Zhi Ji Zhi Ji?" No matter how bad the Qi Qi man's mental strength is, the physical quality of this Zhu Jian is not bad. The fake Zhu Jian woke up before the meal was over.

"Ah, Hashirama, you're awake~" Zhi Ji smiled cheerfully, then pointed at Quanna and Madara and said, "You're not here, I met two new friends today. This is Chime Madara, this The first is Qianmu Quanna, and the two of them are brothers."

Hearing this familiar name, Fake Hashirama turned his head to look at the place Zhi Ji was pointing at, only to see Quan Na with a very, very blackened face, "I said, it's very impolite to faint when you see us." Is the behavior right? We don’t know each other at all!” If we don’t know each other, then there will be ghosts!Encountered once on the battlefield, once in a mission, and once in a dungeon, how many days has it been?Just met so many times.

Quanna lingered in a rather unhappy stomach.But he didn't want to cause any trouble, so he refused to admit that his surname was Uchiha, and denied the fact that they had met many times.

"By the way, Zhujian, can I marry into your clan?" Although Zhi Ji already had a child from Zhujian, she didn't want to rely on this to make him marry her. Very confident, "If it doesn't work, it doesn't matter. At worst, I will go to the Qianmu family as a military doctor. Then we can meet again on the battlefield sooner or later, right?"

Zhi Ji's smile made Madara cold, why didn't he see that this woman is actually a black belly...

"Ah... I didn't say no, Zhi Ji, let's get married!" Fake Zhujian, who never refuses beauties, was completely unaware of a fact.

——In this period, although three wives and four concubines are not very disgusting, if someone really does this, and that person is just a ninja, even if you are the patriarch of a clan, you will be cast aside.

After all, in people's eyes, ninjas are just tools for war, and it would be nice to give them the right to have children.You still want to find many beautiful women to have three wives and four concubines?

Don't even think about it!

So Madara, who knew it, looked helpless, of course, if he could move now, he would probably shrug his shoulders.Poor Ah Piaozhujian, now you won't be able to go even if you meet the woman you like~

[Madara... why do you think I have such a hard life...] A Piao Zhujian squatted in a corner and drew a circle, [Oh... Actually, I think Mito, the head of the Uzumaki clan, is very appetizing to me. It's all over, even if I want to marry, I won't be able to marry...]

[Ah... Don't tell me, I really forgot about this. ] Madara glanced faintly at the place where Apiaozhu was squatting, [I almost forgot to find a companion for Miss Mito, who do you think is suitable in our clan? ]

These words hit A Piaozhu with even more resentment, 【... Madara, are you trying to piss me off on purpose? 】

[Ah... Hashirama became smarter, and actually discovered it! ], Madara put on a surprised expression.

【... I won't talk to you anymore... I'll be pissed off sooner or later when I'm with you...】 Hashirama held his forehead, but with his Q version of the two-headed figure, he really can't do anything' I'm very Distressed, I have a headache' feeling.

[Hey, hey... don't take you like this! ] Madara lying on the bed bitterly, shouting in her heart, [Damn it!Ah Piaozhujian, before you squat back and draw circles, at least tell me how to make me stop being paralyzed?You live in mine, eat in mine, and wear in mine. If you want to eat, live, and wear for free, there is no way! ! ]

The helpless A Piao Zhujian could only turn back, 【Madara...you are just using too much chakra and causing muscle contraction, temporary rigidity, it will be fine after a day of rest, what are you worried about? 】

[ha?Just take a day off, right? ...]

【nonsense!What do you think this is? 】A Piao Zhujian made a bitter face with his Q version of the steamed stuffed bun face, which can only achieve the effect of being laughed at by Madara, but in order not to attract the attention of Zhi Ji, Quan Nai and Tou Zhujian, Madara can only hold back his smile.

A Piao Zhujian, he should really be thankful that no one can see him except Madara...

"Brother, brother..." Quan Nai's voice brought back Madara's consciousness, and he realized that he and A Piao Zhu seemed to have been chatting for a long time, "Eh, um?? What's the matter? Quan Na."

Quan Nai had a completely relieved expression, "Brother, you just half-opened your eyes and didn't move at all.