Naruto rises to war

Wen, those who know the plot of course know what Comrade Hashirama is talking about.

It’s nothing more than [It’s nice to live in Qianshou, it’s a good relationship with me, etc.]…

Damn, the blatant oppression in broad daylight, when I and a certain Nine-Tails are the same air does not exist? !Is your obsession with Madara so strong? !Sad Madara, you have been crushed, will you be crushed for the rest of your life...

I hate it, you are so close to Madara (back-entry type), and Madara is so similar to me, I would think it was me who was crushed~

(Turns head, covers face)

wrong!Seeing this scene, for some reason, he remembered the Qidian man who was still occupying Hashirama's body, and the image of the Qidian man pressing down on her immediately appeared in Tobi's mind.

Yuan, who was still covering her face, immediately turned livid, and frantically wiped the images in her mind with the eraser.

Delusional ones are the most annoying!

So the demon king's aura and resentment rushed over there to patronize Hashirama and Tobi who were watching the plot.

Zhu Jian Wei Wei feels bad, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time.

So he decisively made a move that was clever for a while, and will be considered a clever move in the future-jump on the spot, touch the knife and leave.

When Hashirama fled to the window, it happened that the beaten authentic man who was the starting point of where he came from and went back there finally climbed up again, and happened to be a stepping stone for Hashirama who was fleeing.

Hashirama stepped on the fake Hashirama pedal with a smile, Mr. turned back and said, "I will take this away as a token~ The beauty is fierce, I will retire, see you next time if there is a destiny~"

"Get out of here!!! Why didn't you be more ruthless when you just did it!" Madara yelled angrily at Hashirama, who fled away after snatching her sleeve Shirayuki, and then turned her head to lose her temper at Tobi.

"If you don't just pop an ass in front of you, but stab twice more and step on your feet, he won't have the strength to escape and grab the knife!"

Yuan, who put away the big round fan, shrugged and spread her hands, "How do I know that this guy was stabbed five times by me in those two places, and that place was able to recover after being ruthlessly pushed down and back for more than a dozen times?" Run away like this?" Although it was only stabbed at Mufen/body, he himself would have suffered part of the damage, right?

Madara, who was still angry at first, didn't dare to say anything after hearing this.

Are you too cruel? !You got stabbed five times in both places, and then you slammed it down and back for more than a dozen times? !

If the thing is not broken, it is the fate of the guy named Senju Zhuma! !

And the following "Hey!" successfully diverted the attention of the two of them, and there was a big black shoe print on the face of Touhashirama, and he was lying by the window.

It's over... the real ones are gone, the fake ones are still there...

Kite covered her face with her hands speechlessly, he knew the strength of everyone's cat... so this starting point creature would probably die very badly... what the hell? !Died badly? ! =_=|||

Only then did Kite discover the seriousness of the situation. If the starting point man is slaughtered = Hashirama is dead, and Hashirama is dead = Ah Piao Zhuma cannot be resurrected, and then the entire plot will collapse. Konoha's village building plan can Said it was a mess... This kind of thing must never happen! ! !

"Okay... you bastard still dare to come back?" Madara, who was so angry that he almost lost his senses, rubbed the place that was hurt before, slowly got up from the ground, and walked to a certain animal. In front of the pseudo-hashirama, he looked at the pseudo-hashirama from a condescending perspective, with his fists ready, the life of the pseudo-hashirama might be in danger.

"Ah! Keep people under your fist!" Kite blurted out the lines from the ancient TV series, and sat on the sidelines to watch + Kyuubi, who had been in the background for a long time, laughed and laughed.

Movie Emperor mode is about to start~

Kite flew under Madara's body, then hugged the person's thigh, and said softly like a little girl, "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Hero, please forgive him, he was just killed by someone on the battlefield once. The enemy used the thunder escape to strike his clothes, and then fell on an earth escape with unsteady footsteps. Then he was hit by the wind escape and just hit by the fire escape, and then the free fall was attacked by people with no difference. It will be like this now, the hero stays alive..."

Aren't you very tough just now?Even if you are besieged by me and Zhujian, you are still able to handle it with ease?How can I pretend to be weak for me now? !

While hugging Madara's thigh, Kite winked at Hashirama, it's rare that Hashirama didn't turn around and run away decisively this time.

"Don't run, you bastard!!!" He said so, but Madara couldn't catch up, and the other party couldn't really stop him, so all this was as Yuan wanted, and the culprit was done hugging The fox lay down on the bed and went to rest.

"It's all because of you that my brother's birthday gift to me is gone!" Madara glared angrily at the person who was lying on the bed in the pose of a drunken concubine, making a seductive expression with that similar face.

How can this bastard be so leisurely!

"Relax~" Tobi smiled normally and snapped her fingers, Kyuubi easily opened a barrier to isolate the lord, then Tobi continued, "First of all, I'm younger than you, boy .”

It is indeed younger than you, you are 16 years old and I am 15 years old~

"Then let's just sit and wait for the younger brothers from each family to pick them up~"

"That fox..." Madara looked in surprise at the seemingly ordinary, at most rare, fox that actually created an isolation barrier. "Actually, there is no problem with age. One year old."

Madara's eyebrows raised habitually again, "My name is Uchiha Madara, what about you?"

This sentence was only dared to say on the premise that Madara ensured that the lord would not hear it.

"It's just my pet." Tobi raised her hand and brushed her hair, smiling evilly, "If it's my name...you can just call me Tobi~"

At this time, who would say nervously, "Ah~ What a coincidence, my name is also Uchiha Madara~" This is not brain damage, this is a trick.

Madara looked at Mr. 'Kite' with questioning eyes. This was really the first time he saw someone so similar to himself. Although it was known before that this person's personality was so bad that he was out of reach. But on the premise that you can't beat the opponent and the opponent is still so similar to yourself, it's better not to act rashly...

"Ah~ How are you, Ah Fei?"

So I couldn't beat it, Madara resolutely followed this person to act, who wouldn't go crazy and pretend to be two! (╰_╯)#

"Ah~ hello Banban, hello, your whole family is fine" Yuan smiled and fanned the folding fan (Voice-over: Didn't this guy knock off the starting point man? Why did he come back again? Right?) This is as bad as it gets.

Madara never knew that her face could make such a flat expression, and this bastard greeted his whole family as soon as he came up...

"I'm curious why we look so alike..." Although Madara really wanted to beat this person up, his reason told him not to be impulsive, impulsive is the devil, impulsive is the devil... so Madara gritted his teeth, Just go straight to the topic.

"Ah..." Tobi suddenly folded the fan, then turned her head like a machine, which startled Madara.

Where did the monster come from? !The neck twisted 180 degrees, but it didn't break the neck and die? !

"Young man, calm down~ If you don't calm down when you face me, you can go to see the Sage of the Six Paths~" Yuan continued to talk in a tone that was so angry that you didn't pay for your life, it seemed that he was not so angry today that he collapsed, He will not give up when he is so angry that he goes berserk and loses all reason.

You are the one who is calm... whoever meets you, who will be calm, then that person is either your kind, or he is dead!

Unknowingly, even the spotted cats of everyone have learned to complain in their hearts. As the saying goes, those who are close to vermilion are red, and those who are close to ink are black~ this sentence is the absolute truth.

***************So I'm still the dividing line**************

Finally, the next morning, Kite jumped out of the window under Madara's surprised eyes and disappeared instantly, and the words he left when he left made Madara's angry Chakra go berserk.

At that time, Tobi said——

"Goodbye~ my dear little Madara... To tell you the truth, my real name is Uchiha Tobi, and I am the illegitimate child of your father Tsukihiko... And according to your seniority, you have another younger brother~ Come on, come on." ~Don't get angry. Oh~ Don't wink at the sky, the sky won't care about you~ But if you give me a smile for your brother, I will give you a smile~ Okay, don't get angry, hey! Ninjutsu Can’t use it~ Don’t forget that this is your mission, task, place, point~jia~na~”

And when Quanna came to pick up Madara, he was very ashamed to see Madara using the despise method he just learned from Yuan yesterday - putting up the middle finger, and then yelled at the window very unsteadily: "(beep—— ) You (beep——) Ah Fei!!! I’m at odds with you!!! You give me (beep——)!!! Look at me, I’m not (beep——) you, oh, oh, oh, oh!!!”

Hey, hey... Brother, you are swearing...

The poor little brother Quannai stood silently by the side, smiling helplessly against the wind, in a mess.

troublesome aggregate

Madara found that since he had fooled Zhi Ji just now, both of them looked at him with shining eyes.

It doesn't matter that Zhi Ji is shining brightly, it proves that she was successfully fooled by me, but Quan Xiaonai, why are you shining brightly?No matter how shiny your eyes are, there is no sugar for you! [Yuan: You don’t need to eat sugar, just eat you]

Even if there was such an extra episode in the middle, everyone did not forget their original intention.

Zhi Ji smiled very happily, which made Madara feel like he was someone else's experimental guinea pig.

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