Lord, pay for the wine
Chapter 23
At the beginning, according to Lin Yuehua and Lin An's standpoint, they were often 'bullied' by the chef and the waiter.In fact, Chef and Xiao Er had no intention of bullying them both.
But the chef saw that these two people were eating free food, wasting the shopkeeper's hard work, and ordered Lin Yuehua and Lin An to do some unnecessary things for Yan Anxuan's sake.Xiaoer's purpose is relatively pure, he just simply looked at these two people, especially Lin Yuehua, who was unhappy, so he simply sneered at Lin Yuehua and Lin An, and from time to time induced the two of them to do some things where wages were deducted, and all of them All of these are unconscious, Xiao Er said.Little San has always been towards his little brother, so he adopts a default mode of behavior towards Xiao Er and Chef.
Thinking of those behaviors in the past, and looking at Zong Jinyu who was still drinking tea, they really couldn't do those behaviors again.
Before a few people could figure out how to treat Zong Jinyu kindly in the future, some guests came to the door.
"Oh, shopkeeper Yan, long time no see!" It was Yezhen's famous "runner" Xie Erduo who came.
Xie Er, its real name too!After he was born, his parents named him Xieldo because his ears were larger than ordinary people, and Erdo has the same pronunciation as ears.It contains the beautiful wishes of his parents for him to obey the teachings and never forget them!After growing up, Xie Er really never forgets anything, what a genius!He'd be a very good chronicler if he didn't gossip about what he heard!It's a pity that a prodigy can be so eloquent, so everyone calls him "running wind mouth" Xie Er, but forgets his real name.
"Yo! Run, no, Xie Er, why are you free today?" Yan Anxuan said pleasantly.
"Isn't this hungry?"
"Dare you not eat a while ago?"
"Where can it be? Isn't the bandit gone? I miss the chef's craftsmanship."
"The bandit has been gone for two days."
"...Didn't I go out for a few days?"
"Paofengzui, you also went out to hide from bandits? You are still so timid and troublesome! Haha..." Xiao Er laughed loudly.
"Who are you talking about, who is cowardly? Who is afraid of trouble? Damn Xiao Er!" Xie Er retorted with the same loud voice.
Xiao Er stood in front of Xie Er and said, "Didn't I just say that? It was you who was talking about——Run Fengzui! What's wrong? After hiding for a while, the ability to never forget has disappeared! Run~Feng ~ Mouth!" Xiao Er specially elongated her voice when she said the last few words.
Then the two stared at each other fiercely.
It stands to reason that as an inn clerk, especially under Yan Anxuan's teaching, it would be taboo to be so sneering at the guests!The fact that Xiaoer can attack Xie Er like a gentleman even at the risk of being deducted from wages is actually because of the incident a year ago:
A year ago, Xie Er opened the curtain after dinner and went for a stroll in the back yard, and saw Xiao Er was washing the sheets, and Xiao San was drying underwear.
Xie Er walked over to say hello: "Little Er, Xiao San, you were fined to wash the sheets?"
Xiao Er lowered his head and replied, "No, it belongs to me."
Originally, the conversation could stop here. Isn't it just washing your own sheets, which is a very normal thing.But Xie Erdou drank two more glasses that day, so he talked a little too much, even though he usually talked a lot, he continued to ask: "Why did you choose to wash the sheets today? Er Mazi said it might rain today."
Xie Er wanted to continue nagging, but Xiao Er interrupted him just in time: "It's raining today, just kidding! When will Lin Ermazi calculate? Now the sky is clear and the sun is shining! It's still raining, and thank you Er, you, go back to sleep if you drink too much—" Before Jue could say a word, a flash of lightning struck, and the rain started to fall, and the three of them were drenched heavily.
Hurriedly holding the basin and clothes, I hid in the house.
"Ahaha, I'm not wrong! It's raining!" Xie Er laughed out loud with joy.
Damn it, why is it raining?Xiao Er thought angrily: When will the bed sheets be able to do it?And my panties!
"By the way, Xiaoer, you haven't said why you washed the sheets today, and you washed them with your underwear, hehehe, what's wrong?" Xie Er still grasped the question
"...It's raining so hard!" Xiao Er avoided his question.
"Little San, isn't your second brother wet the bed?" Xie Er turned to Xiao San with a playful smile.
"He..." Xiao San looked at Xiao Er blushing, and said softly, "No."
"Really? I don't believe it! If that's the case, why is Xiaoer so secretive? You are also evasive." Xie Er ignored his wet body and continued to ask the bottom line.
"...Why are you asking so many questions? Go back to your house!" Xiao Er was a little anxious.
"You actually drove me away! It seems that I need to talk to your shopkeeper." Xie Erdu took out his trump card.
"Okay, okay, Xie Er, Brother Xie, why did you leave?" Xiaoer compromised.
"Tell me why you need to wash the sheets!" Sheldon was still holding on to the question.
"Why do you have to know?" Xiao Er couldn't understand.
"Yes, thank you, why?" Xiao San didn't understand either.
Xie Er smiled drunkenly and then said: "I didn't want to know at first, but I said it too quickly without thinking. Now that I have said it, I think it is God who pointed me out, so I really want to know , I always feel that I don’t know, I can’t live without knowing, but you always hide and don’t tell me.” Xie Er covered his eyes and looked injured: “Well, I still think I need to talk to your shopkeeper. Let's talk." He gestured to leave.
Xiao Er and Xiao San hurriedly stopped him: Just kidding, if everyone knows about such a thing, how can he mess around?
"Thank you ear, brother thank you, you... just wait a moment." Xiaoer was helpless: It's better to be known by one person than by the people in the inn.
The anxious two forgot that Xie Er was a man who claimed to be a talker.
"Actually," Xiao Er said coyly, "There is something on the bed sheet."
"What? Pee?"
"It's not that, it's... the one that men have."
Xie Er thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Men have everything, isn't that just peeing?"
Xiao Er was a little anxious: "It's not that, it's——"
Xie Er patted him understandingly: "I understand, isn't it just wetting the bed? A man, it's just wetting the bed, what's the matter, hahahaha." Laughing, he strode forward and waved his hands away up.
Xiao Er wanted to stop him to explain that it was not bed-wetting, but Xiao San stopped him.
Xiao Er turned around and asked incomprehensibly, "Little San, why are you dragging me?"
"Second brother, let Xie Er mistake it for urine, uh, bedwetting is better than that, cough cough, that's okay!" Xiao San said with a blushing face.
Xiao Er thought for a while: That's right!Then he hugged Xiao San, rubbed his chin against Xiao San's hair, and said happily: "Xiao San is right! Let's go back to the room and change clothes! We're all soaked."
"These sheets?"
"I'll wash it tomorrow, isn't it raining today?" After speaking, he put his arms around Xiaosan's shoulders and went back to their room.
"Ah."
Originally, this incident seemed to have passed, and Xie Er seemed to have forgotten what he heard when he was drunk, but this was too much for Xie Er's talent.
Xie Er remembered this incident after waking up one morning and found that there were marks left after having a sexual dream on the bed sheet. At that time, he was expressionless, after all, there were many such things.He picked up the sheets and went to wash them, washing them in the yard, he suddenly remembered that a similar thing happened one day after dinner at the inn.
Then he looked up and saw that the wife of the neighbor Lin Ermazi was washing diapers, so he couldn't help but ask, "Mrs. Lin Ermazi, your child still wets the bed?"
The ten-year-old child standing next to Mrs. Lin Ermazi glared at him.
Lin Ermazi's wife raised her head with a smile: "I ate too much liquid food last night."
Xie Er smiled and looked at the child, and said loudly: "Children, there is nothing to be ashamed of wetting the bed at the age of ten." Why do you say so loudly when it sounds comforting?Then he said in passing: "The guy who came to the inn for the wine money, Xiaoer, is so old and still wets the bed." This sentence is very straightforward, as if it has been deeply imprinted in my mind from a long time ago.
After saying that, Xie Er immediately remembered this matter, he finished washing the sheets with a smile, and then started to stroll around.
Rumors spread very quickly, especially now that the folks in the town are so leisurely.
When the news of "Xiao Er wets the bed every day and asks Xiao San to wash the sheets for him every day" reached Xiao Er's ears, basically everyone in the town knew about it.
At that time, Xiao Er was so angry that he almost attacked Xie Er's house at night with a kitchen knife. In order to prevent the situation from getting worse, Yan Anxuan could only make people watch Xiao Er every day. Wang Ran was alarmed. During that time, Yan Anxuan's temper had been restrained. After the incident was over, Yan Anxuan severely withheld a large amount of the junior's wages.
In short, Xiao Er and Xie Er's Liang Zi were thus formed.
Seeing the two staring at each other, Yan Anxuan felt a headache: "Xiaoer, you go to the back hall to help the chef, and Xiaosan also goes."
Hearing Yan Anxuan's words, Xiao San took Xiao Er's arm and went to the back hall, while Xiao Er moved her steps, she turned her head and still stared fiercely at Xie Er.
The same is true for Xie Er, Yan Anxuan stood at the intersection of the two people's eyes, and said with a smile: "Xie Er, sit down first! Tell me what you want to eat, you are the first guest of our inn after reopening, and there is a discount!"
Xie Er looked away and responded: "The shopkeeper is so generous, then I will not be polite!"
"Good talk, good talk."
After ordering, Yan Anxuan ordered Lin An to tell the chef.
Xie Er finally separated his eyes and saw Zong Jinyu who was still sitting firmly.
"This is..." Xie Er asked, pointing at Zong Jinyu.
But the chef saw that these two people were eating free food, wasting the shopkeeper's hard work, and ordered Lin Yuehua and Lin An to do some unnecessary things for Yan Anxuan's sake.Xiaoer's purpose is relatively pure, he just simply looked at these two people, especially Lin Yuehua, who was unhappy, so he simply sneered at Lin Yuehua and Lin An, and from time to time induced the two of them to do some things where wages were deducted, and all of them All of these are unconscious, Xiao Er said.Little San has always been towards his little brother, so he adopts a default mode of behavior towards Xiao Er and Chef.
Thinking of those behaviors in the past, and looking at Zong Jinyu who was still drinking tea, they really couldn't do those behaviors again.
Before a few people could figure out how to treat Zong Jinyu kindly in the future, some guests came to the door.
"Oh, shopkeeper Yan, long time no see!" It was Yezhen's famous "runner" Xie Erduo who came.
Xie Er, its real name too!After he was born, his parents named him Xieldo because his ears were larger than ordinary people, and Erdo has the same pronunciation as ears.It contains the beautiful wishes of his parents for him to obey the teachings and never forget them!After growing up, Xie Er really never forgets anything, what a genius!He'd be a very good chronicler if he didn't gossip about what he heard!It's a pity that a prodigy can be so eloquent, so everyone calls him "running wind mouth" Xie Er, but forgets his real name.
"Yo! Run, no, Xie Er, why are you free today?" Yan Anxuan said pleasantly.
"Isn't this hungry?"
"Dare you not eat a while ago?"
"Where can it be? Isn't the bandit gone? I miss the chef's craftsmanship."
"The bandit has been gone for two days."
"...Didn't I go out for a few days?"
"Paofengzui, you also went out to hide from bandits? You are still so timid and troublesome! Haha..." Xiao Er laughed loudly.
"Who are you talking about, who is cowardly? Who is afraid of trouble? Damn Xiao Er!" Xie Er retorted with the same loud voice.
Xiao Er stood in front of Xie Er and said, "Didn't I just say that? It was you who was talking about——Run Fengzui! What's wrong? After hiding for a while, the ability to never forget has disappeared! Run~Feng ~ Mouth!" Xiao Er specially elongated her voice when she said the last few words.
Then the two stared at each other fiercely.
It stands to reason that as an inn clerk, especially under Yan Anxuan's teaching, it would be taboo to be so sneering at the guests!The fact that Xiaoer can attack Xie Er like a gentleman even at the risk of being deducted from wages is actually because of the incident a year ago:
A year ago, Xie Er opened the curtain after dinner and went for a stroll in the back yard, and saw Xiao Er was washing the sheets, and Xiao San was drying underwear.
Xie Er walked over to say hello: "Little Er, Xiao San, you were fined to wash the sheets?"
Xiao Er lowered his head and replied, "No, it belongs to me."
Originally, the conversation could stop here. Isn't it just washing your own sheets, which is a very normal thing.But Xie Erdou drank two more glasses that day, so he talked a little too much, even though he usually talked a lot, he continued to ask: "Why did you choose to wash the sheets today? Er Mazi said it might rain today."
Xie Er wanted to continue nagging, but Xiao Er interrupted him just in time: "It's raining today, just kidding! When will Lin Ermazi calculate? Now the sky is clear and the sun is shining! It's still raining, and thank you Er, you, go back to sleep if you drink too much—" Before Jue could say a word, a flash of lightning struck, and the rain started to fall, and the three of them were drenched heavily.
Hurriedly holding the basin and clothes, I hid in the house.
"Ahaha, I'm not wrong! It's raining!" Xie Er laughed out loud with joy.
Damn it, why is it raining?Xiao Er thought angrily: When will the bed sheets be able to do it?And my panties!
"By the way, Xiaoer, you haven't said why you washed the sheets today, and you washed them with your underwear, hehehe, what's wrong?" Xie Er still grasped the question
"...It's raining so hard!" Xiao Er avoided his question.
"Little San, isn't your second brother wet the bed?" Xie Er turned to Xiao San with a playful smile.
"He..." Xiao San looked at Xiao Er blushing, and said softly, "No."
"Really? I don't believe it! If that's the case, why is Xiaoer so secretive? You are also evasive." Xie Er ignored his wet body and continued to ask the bottom line.
"...Why are you asking so many questions? Go back to your house!" Xiao Er was a little anxious.
"You actually drove me away! It seems that I need to talk to your shopkeeper." Xie Erdu took out his trump card.
"Okay, okay, Xie Er, Brother Xie, why did you leave?" Xiaoer compromised.
"Tell me why you need to wash the sheets!" Sheldon was still holding on to the question.
"Why do you have to know?" Xiao Er couldn't understand.
"Yes, thank you, why?" Xiao San didn't understand either.
Xie Er smiled drunkenly and then said: "I didn't want to know at first, but I said it too quickly without thinking. Now that I have said it, I think it is God who pointed me out, so I really want to know , I always feel that I don’t know, I can’t live without knowing, but you always hide and don’t tell me.” Xie Er covered his eyes and looked injured: “Well, I still think I need to talk to your shopkeeper. Let's talk." He gestured to leave.
Xiao Er and Xiao San hurriedly stopped him: Just kidding, if everyone knows about such a thing, how can he mess around?
"Thank you ear, brother thank you, you... just wait a moment." Xiaoer was helpless: It's better to be known by one person than by the people in the inn.
The anxious two forgot that Xie Er was a man who claimed to be a talker.
"Actually," Xiao Er said coyly, "There is something on the bed sheet."
"What? Pee?"
"It's not that, it's... the one that men have."
Xie Er thought for a while, then suddenly said: "Men have everything, isn't that just peeing?"
Xiao Er was a little anxious: "It's not that, it's——"
Xie Er patted him understandingly: "I understand, isn't it just wetting the bed? A man, it's just wetting the bed, what's the matter, hahahaha." Laughing, he strode forward and waved his hands away up.
Xiao Er wanted to stop him to explain that it was not bed-wetting, but Xiao San stopped him.
Xiao Er turned around and asked incomprehensibly, "Little San, why are you dragging me?"
"Second brother, let Xie Er mistake it for urine, uh, bedwetting is better than that, cough cough, that's okay!" Xiao San said with a blushing face.
Xiao Er thought for a while: That's right!Then he hugged Xiao San, rubbed his chin against Xiao San's hair, and said happily: "Xiao San is right! Let's go back to the room and change clothes! We're all soaked."
"These sheets?"
"I'll wash it tomorrow, isn't it raining today?" After speaking, he put his arms around Xiaosan's shoulders and went back to their room.
"Ah."
Originally, this incident seemed to have passed, and Xie Er seemed to have forgotten what he heard when he was drunk, but this was too much for Xie Er's talent.
Xie Er remembered this incident after waking up one morning and found that there were marks left after having a sexual dream on the bed sheet. At that time, he was expressionless, after all, there were many such things.He picked up the sheets and went to wash them, washing them in the yard, he suddenly remembered that a similar thing happened one day after dinner at the inn.
Then he looked up and saw that the wife of the neighbor Lin Ermazi was washing diapers, so he couldn't help but ask, "Mrs. Lin Ermazi, your child still wets the bed?"
The ten-year-old child standing next to Mrs. Lin Ermazi glared at him.
Lin Ermazi's wife raised her head with a smile: "I ate too much liquid food last night."
Xie Er smiled and looked at the child, and said loudly: "Children, there is nothing to be ashamed of wetting the bed at the age of ten." Why do you say so loudly when it sounds comforting?Then he said in passing: "The guy who came to the inn for the wine money, Xiaoer, is so old and still wets the bed." This sentence is very straightforward, as if it has been deeply imprinted in my mind from a long time ago.
After saying that, Xie Er immediately remembered this matter, he finished washing the sheets with a smile, and then started to stroll around.
Rumors spread very quickly, especially now that the folks in the town are so leisurely.
When the news of "Xiao Er wets the bed every day and asks Xiao San to wash the sheets for him every day" reached Xiao Er's ears, basically everyone in the town knew about it.
At that time, Xiao Er was so angry that he almost attacked Xie Er's house at night with a kitchen knife. In order to prevent the situation from getting worse, Yan Anxuan could only make people watch Xiao Er every day. Wang Ran was alarmed. During that time, Yan Anxuan's temper had been restrained. After the incident was over, Yan Anxuan severely withheld a large amount of the junior's wages.
In short, Xiao Er and Xie Er's Liang Zi were thus formed.
Seeing the two staring at each other, Yan Anxuan felt a headache: "Xiaoer, you go to the back hall to help the chef, and Xiaosan also goes."
Hearing Yan Anxuan's words, Xiao San took Xiao Er's arm and went to the back hall, while Xiao Er moved her steps, she turned her head and still stared fiercely at Xie Er.
The same is true for Xie Er, Yan Anxuan stood at the intersection of the two people's eyes, and said with a smile: "Xie Er, sit down first! Tell me what you want to eat, you are the first guest of our inn after reopening, and there is a discount!"
Xie Er looked away and responded: "The shopkeeper is so generous, then I will not be polite!"
"Good talk, good talk."
After ordering, Yan Anxuan ordered Lin An to tell the chef.
Xie Er finally separated his eyes and saw Zong Jinyu who was still sitting firmly.
"This is..." Xie Er asked, pointing at Zong Jinyu.
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