Ancient courtiers are chasing me to modern times

In Daxia, there is such a thing as martial arts, even Xie Yun knows some light skills, let alone the old general Zhao who killed one hundred enemies in battle.It was easy for old general Zhao to split a stone lion half a person's height with his hands, but it is somewhat unreasonable for modern people.

Seeing this, Eunuch Li hurriedly opened his mouth to cover up: "This stone lion must be too weathered, otherwise..."

Huo Yi looked at the shattered stone lion expressionlessly, no matter how he explained it, he was very pale.Therefore, Huo Yi set his sights on Xie Yun.

And Ms. Xie at the side quickly pulled Xie Yun over and said, "Son, tell me who that old man is? Isn't this the cleaner you hired to clean the garden of the villa?"

Eunuch Li cooks for Xie Yun, so Ms. Xie took it for granted that General Zhao was hired by Xie Yun to clean up.

Xie Yun looked at Huo Yi who was standing beside him with an expressionless face, then pulled Ms. Xie further away and said, "Mom, in fact, Mr. Zhao is my bodyguard."

Ms. Xie froze for a moment when she heard the words, an elderly person as a bodyguard?but……

Ms. Xie looked at the pile of shattered stone lions. It was enough to be a bodyguard with this kind of ability.

"Actually, Mr. Zhao comes from a hidden family. He is a descendant of ancient martial arts. He was rescued by me the first time he came out and then..." Xie Yun couldn't believe it halfway through. This is more like saying that General Zhao is a foreign mercenary. It's even more outrageous, the elements are too complete, it seems like an urban martial arts novel, a normal person would not believe this kind of nonsense!

Just when Xie Yun had given up struggling, Ms. Xie actually believed it.

"There are still ancient martial arts successors." Ms. Xie showed a look of surprise.

Xie Yun couldn't help looking at the sky, Mom, do you believe such outrageous things?

"Actually, I also know a few people who know martial arts, and none of them are as good as Mr. Zhao." Ms. Xie said while brushing her hair.

Xie Yun: ... Mr. Zhao is a general with one against a hundred on the battlefield, and he can beat tigers with his bare hands. Naturally, ordinary people are not as good as him.

After Ms. Xie finished speaking, she glanced at the dazed old Zhao and said, "Mom can rest assured that you have such a person protecting you."

As she said that, Ms. Xie reached out and hugged Xie Yun and said, "It's all my mother's fault. I didn't think of hiring a bodyguard for you."

Xie Yun: ...Actually, in the eyes of others, you have already spent huge sums of money to hire me a mercenary bodyguard from abroad who loves Chinese culture and is super powerful. Don't feel guilty.

After Ms. Xie said this, she took Xie Yun's hand and walked up to Old General Zhao and said, "A Yun will ask you to protect me from now on."

Seeing that Old General Zhao's expression became serious in an instant, he said loudly: "It is our duty to protect Your Majesty, and we will certainly live up to the Queen Mother's entrustment!"

Ms. Xie: ... come from the hermit family, do they all speak so strangely?

"Just call me Mr. Xie." Ms. Xie corrected.

"Yes, Mr. Xie!" Old General Zhao immediately changed his words, as long as the queen mother doesn't want to be called emperor.

Xie Yun looked at Old General Zhao who changed his words quickly, and wondered when Old General Zhao would stop calling him His Majesty.

"Aunt Xie, let's go in." Huo Yi who was on the side said.

"Okay." Ms. Xie took Xie Yun's hand and walked towards the gate of her villa.

Halfway through, Xie Yun couldn't help asking: "Is that stone lion really left alone?"

Ms. Xie sneered and said, "What do you care? The Jiang family does not lack money for a stone lion."

If possible, Ms. Xie wished that the smashed stone lion was the head of the Jiang family.

Xie Yun glanced at the pile of broken stones and thought, that's fine.

Ten minutes later, when Xie Yun was sitting on the sofa with Ms. Xie doing nail art, she heard a scream.

"Who broke my stone lion!"

However, the people sitting in the living room ignored him. Huo Yi read the report carefully, Ms. Xie closed her eyes and rested, Eunuch Li focused on making Ms. Xie's manicure, and General Zhao wiped his knife as usual every day.

Xie Yun, who was holding the water, gave the outside a look and thought, how pitiful!

When Jiang Sheng came back from discussing business outside in the middle of the night, he found that his stone lion had been smashed to pieces. Thinking of his son being trampled and broken by a horse, he felt that something was going wrong recently.

In front of the gate of the Jiang family, Jiang Sheng pointed at the stone lion in front of the door with a shaking face and said, "This must be the bad luck brought by Xie Ruo's mother and son! It must be!"

Xie Yun, who was standing by the window, looked at Jiang Sheng and said, You really guessed it right.

"I just said that I shouldn't agree to that woman Xie Ruo's marriage recognition banquet. She must be upset and kind! But my father insisted on agreeing!" Jiang Shengyue said, his face became more and more distorted.

For a while, Xie Yun felt that if he insisted on choosing a father, he should choose the first emperor. Apart from his love of playing tricks, the first emperor was not as low as Jiang Sheng.

At this moment, Ms. Xie couldn't help but clicked her tongue, obviously she heard what Jiang Sheng said.

Afterwards, Xie Yun heard Ms. Xie say to Huo Yi: "Xiao Huo, help me inform those people that the relative recognition banquet will be held in advance."

As soon as the words fell, Eunuch Li, who was painting manicures, couldn't help shaking his hand, and General Zhao, who was wiping his knife, was almost hit by the knife.

At the same time, they glanced at Xie Ruo sitting on the sofa with closed eyes and meditating. She was so powerful that she dared to order the regent to do something.

At the same time, Eunuch Li hurriedly drew the stroke that his hand was shaking.

"Well, I will notify you." Huo Yi who was reading the report raised his head and said.

After the manicure was finished, Ms. Xie looked at her hands with satisfaction. The color of the nails on her hands was gorgeous but not tacky, so perfect that it would be popular on the Internet when photos were posted.

At this moment, Ms. Xie has a new understanding of Li Gonggong's aesthetics and craftsmanship, so she said to Li Gonggong: "Tomorrow I will ask my personal stylist to help me design the shape, and then you will help me do it together with him." Style it."

Hearing this, Eunuch Li immediately said: "It's my...my honor to be able to serve Mrs.... Mr. Xie!"

Xie Yun looked at his mother's expression, he looked very happy, as if Eunuch Li was born to make women happy.

It seems that it was Qu Cai that Eunuch Li had been by his side all the time.

"Then, good night everyone, I'm tired too." After speaking, Ms. Xie stood up and went back to her room.

Xie Yun silently glanced at the clock hanging in the living room. It was already twelve o'clock, and she was only tired after more than ten hours of flying. Ms. Xie's energy was really good.

At this moment, Huo Yi changed into the notebook in front of him and said to Xie Yun: "Go to sleep too, you have been sleepy since just now."

"Then... good night." Xie Yun tilted his head and said.

Huo Yi looked at the back of Xie Yun going upstairs, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart. He had to find a way to prevent those people from staying by Xie Yun's side for a long time.

In the room between Eunuch Li and Old General Zhao, Eunuch Li clenched his fists excitedly and said to Old General Zhao, "As long as you please the Queen Mother! The Regent can't do anything to us!"

Old General Zhao agreed with Eunuch Li's words, and then he saw Eunuch Li start to toss about again.

"What are you doing?" Old General Zhao asked.

Eunuch Li replied without raising his head: "Tuning incense."

When he got along with the queen mother, he had already smelled the fragrance of the queen mother. He thought he had a good skill in perfume mixing, how could he not come forward and show it.

"Scenting?" Old General Zhao was stunned.

"Of course it's to curry favor with the Queen Mother." Eunuch Li said Zaibide.

Old General Zhao: ...

Early the next morning, Eunuch Li presented his own incense to Ms. Xie. Before Ms. Xie could taste it carefully, the doorbell of the villa was rang.

Eunuch Li gritted his teeth angrily, who is so ungrateful, didn't he see that he was currying favor with the empress dowager?

However, his body could not help opening the door.

I saw a tall man with blond hair and blue eyes standing at the door, and Ms. Xie rushed to meet him when she saw him.

So, Eunuch Li watched helplessly as the queen mother embraced the strange man.

The stunned Eunuch Li:! ! !Will I be silenced when I see this scene.

"Dear Xie, long time no see, when did you come back." The blond man said in a substandard Chinese language, with countless affectionate eyes.

However, before Ms. Xie could answer, the man suddenly asked: "Xie, what kind of perfume do you use? This is the first time I have smelled a perfume that is so similar to the fragrance of plum blossoms. You must know that even big brands cannot match plum blossoms. The incense is 80.00% similar, where did you find this treasure?"

After hearing this, Ms. Xie raised the sachet in her hand and said, "Ax, is this what you're talking about?"

Akes immediately snatched the sachet from Ms. Xie's hand and sniffed it affectionately, while Eunuch Li at the side saw that the things he gave to the queen mother were being sniffed by such a dirty man, he really wanted to kill him.

"Thank you, tell me! I want the perfumer's contact information." Akers looked at Xie Ruo expectantly and said.

"It's me!" Eunuch Li said through gritted teeth, his face completely darkened.

As soon as the words fell, Eunuch Li was hugged by Ax, and then he was suddenly held by someone's hand.

"From now on, you are my best friend, can you tell me your name?" Akers looked at Eunuch Li with his affectionate eyes.

Eunuch Li: ...This barbarian probably has something wrong with him.

"...Li Shunfa." Eunuch Li said indifferently.

"Oh! Dear Li, how did you make such a plum fragrance?" Akers asked.

Ms. Xie, who was left on the sidelines, rubbed her forehead and said, "Ax, the reason I called you to come is to do my makeup!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Ax apologized quickly, and then said to Mr. Li, "Remember to give me your contact information."

"Okay, one of you is in charge of my makeup, and the other is in charge of my clothes." Xie Ruo said.

"Ah! It's actually working with Li today! I'm so happy." Akers happily began to write an [-]-character essay praising Eunuch Li.

"Stop talking nonsense, start now." Xie Ruo said.

Xie Ruo didn't like the European and American makeup painted by makeup artists, nor did she like the popular makeup looks now, so she asked Eunuch Li to try it.

Eunuch Li put up 12 points for this, and took out his skills that he had practiced for a long time, preparing to paint Xie Ruo with an extravagant but feminine makeup.

An hour later, Xie Ruo was very satisfied with himself in the mirror.Compared with the sharpness of European and American makeup, this makeup is more suitable for oriental women. It expresses the softness of women just right, and at the same time it is very noble without losing its aura.

And Akers has already started to shoot Eunuch Li's rainbow fart, and then began to send invitation letters to Eunuch Li: "Dear Li, do you know that the fashion industry without you is like having no color, my studio is the world's top Makeup studio! Join my studio, I seem to have seen a new fashion star rising! Your aesthetics, your ability, will surely amaze all beings!"

Eunuch Li, who was standing aside to pack his tools, said indifferently, "I refuse."

"Why!" Akers was about to cry when he asked, "Joining my studio won't affect Xie's makeup!"

"Because I want to be the young master's housekeeper, and for this I have to learn five foreign languages ​​in a short time." Eunuch Li said with a serious expression.

Ax: "Huh?"

"Well, Li, do you want to learn about machine translation?"

After finishing speaking, Ax took out his mobile phone and opened an app and said, "There are more than five foreign languages ​​here."

Immediately afterwards, Ax took Eunuch Li to experience the advancement of the machine.

After feeling it, Eunuch Li looked stiff, and he only had one thought in his mind, the regent will die for me!

Ax looked at the crushed smartphone in Eunuch Li's hand and couldn't help but let out a cry of how cool!