mayfly era

"I'm on vacation, and I only take it once a year." Chen Li said in a bad tone.

"I know, I know..." Marshal Wen's voice on the other end of the channel was a little fuzzy, with twists and turns from time to time, obviously the signal was not good.

Chen Li looked around. There were a few crooked broad-leaved trees on the flat beach, and behind him was a virgin forest with the same tree shape—a reasonable image of plants that have not been artificially cultivated and pruned.

This small island is an unregistered desert island, and even the people have just landed, so there is no way there is a signal base station - what kind of tricks did Wen Xingzhi use against him?After all, this guy had installed a tracker in Chen Li's knife before.

"Say something quickly." Chen Li urged coldly.

"There is something wrong, Cong Shanqin's super mastermind, the result of our review is - to stay."

"Don't stay." Chen Li was categorical.

Wen Xingzhi's voice was even more vague, and several other voices could be vaguely heard chattering, "...I know that the equipment fee needs to be cut, but everything must be done step by step... The balance is long, and I think the question of keeping the Super Mastermind still needs to be discussed... ... At the beginning of the month, you shut up and publicized that the proportion of funds is low and you can't pay wages—"

Chen Li hung up the channel directly. He dug a small hole on the beach with one hand, buried the phone in it, and then covered it neatly with sand, without any hesitation.

When the smoker came over with a paper bowl, he saw Chen Li burying his cell phone, and couldn't help laughing—a certain new Tian Ping had a lot of work all day long, and even if he went to an unregistered island for vacation, he would be hunted down by the phone.

"They are discussing that if you don't build a house again, they won't give you meat at night." Smoker said with a smile, "So I'll grab some yuan for you in advance."

Chen Li opened his mouth to bite off the barbecued meat on the fork of the bong, and said vaguely while chewing, "I told you I slept in a tent."

"That's what I said too. Didn't I get caught to work? Bulbul said that it wanted to build a townhouse, and it was very sick." Smoker shrugged, "Is it delicious? Is it salty?"

"Not salty."

The smoking gun suddenly turned the fork in the other direction, "That side is a bit burnt, eat this side."

Chen Li glanced at him, "It's really particular."

"I am willing, I just like to make you so delicate and flawed." Smoker said with a smile.

"You're the one with all the problems." Chen Yue took all the meat in one gulp.

Smoker casually put the empty bowl on the beach, Chen Li lay down on his lap as a pillow, put the hand that took the smoker on his forehead, and said in a low voice, "Press me."

The smooth skin under the fingertips was slightly hot, Chen Li closed his eyes, and the tiredness lingered on his face.

The smoking gun massaged Chen Li along the acupuncture points on his eyebrows. The technique was skillful. Soon Chen Li's throat rolled, making a small low hum, and a string that had been stretched for a long time relaxed. Apart from being tired, it was also inexplicably seductive. .

"Boss Chen, how is my service?" Smoker deliberately lowered his voice.

"Hmm." Chen Liwen snorted inappropriately.

"Is it comfortable?" The smoking gun worked hard.

"It's okay." Chen Li closed his eyes and spoke indifferently, like a difficult guest.

Smoker suddenly stopped talking. He stared at a spot on Chen Li's head, changed direction, and changed direction again. After a while, he said in disbelief, "Fuck...you have gray hair."

Chen Li was also taken aback when he heard the words, he plucked his hair, "Did your hair fall on my head?"

"No." Smoker picked out the glaring white hair and held it on his fingertips, heartbroken, "How did the surname Wen torture you, you are only 27 years old."

Chen Li smiled, not taking it seriously, "One hair, what a big deal, pull it out."

"No, the second half is still dark, I'll cut it for you." He moved his legs to signal that Chen Li would get up to find the knife.

Chen Li held him down, "Don't make trouble."

Smoker touched Chen Li's thick black hair, and he felt uncomfortable no matter how he looked at the white hair inside, so he had to cover it and pretended not to see it.

"Maybe my family has this gene, and Chen Que will be completely white before fifty." Chen Li said.

"I don't care about her." Smoker said angrily, while gently pressing Chen Li's temple.

"Well...the point...you didn't eat."

"I really haven't eaten, I'll feed you all."

Chen Li turned over and arched on the stomach of the smoking gun.

Smoker couldn't laugh or cry, "Do you know where your pillow is?"

"Well, you must have the spirit of service." Chen Li's voice was muffled by the fabric, a little vague.

"I work hard, don't I, Boss Chen."

"good."

The pipe looped over Chen Li's back, smoothing the shallow wrinkles on his body blown by the moist sea breeze, "Is it just okay?"

"Tell me what you want."

"I want to hold you."

Chen Li turned half of his face lazily, "That's it?"

"It's been a long time since I hugged you, you are so busy every day like a ghost chasing you..." Smoker muttered.

"No, the one surnamed Wen is scarier than ghosts, and there are a bunch of ghosts, men, women, children, and children behind him." Chen Li got up with support, and sat in his arms with his arms around the neck of the pipe.

Finally hugging his warm and living wife, Yan Qiang was silently moved to tears in his heart, and cheered for joy.

"Old Yan." Chen Li leaned his head on the shoulder of Yan Qiang.

"Ok?"

"I changed my mind."

"what?"

"Go into the balance and help me."

The smoker's face was slightly condensed, "You know I can only fight and drive, and I don't know anything about data."

Chen Li played with the silver-white hair tail of the pipe, and said slowly, "There is a space in the balance, and that position is very important, and it must be filled with a safe person."

Smoker laughed, "Me? My name is not right, so don't cause trouble for you."

"There is nothing right or wrong, as long as you pass the assessment."

"Fuck, I am a child who is out of school, and you still let me take the exam!"

Chen Li tugged at the end of the pipe's hair, "Don't pretend, just tell me if you don't want to work for me."

"No, it's only natural to work for my wife..." The voice of the smoking gun was as low as a mosquito humming.

Chen Li said angrily: "Anyway, you will take the exam for me when you go back, and I will not let you go."

Smoker sighed, "Suddenly the pressure is great."

At this time, a small blue crab "plopped" into the empty paper bowl next to it, and immediately turned its white belly to the sky, stretching out its eight crab legs and scratching wildly.

"Don't worry, I'll roast you soon." Chen Li said to the crab.

Smoker suddenly slapped his forehead, "That's right, this is an island, why do you still eat frozen meat, let's go fishing!"

"Let's go." Chen Li also came alive.

In the past, the most popular recreational activity on the high seas was fishing and catching shrimp, except for bickering and mutual damage. Their average crew members were full of skills.

Taking advantage of the fact that everyone in rc who was building a "townhouse" not far away didn't pay attention, the two men followed two metal hollow rods and small rollers from the "construction site".

It is easily assembled with a hot-melt device, and then wound with a transparent plastic line. The hook is removed from the flying claw-to get two fishing rods that look neither fish nor fowl.

"Such a big hook indicates that our fish will not be small." Smoker said cheerfully.

Chen Yue had already boarded the speedboat, stretched his shoulders against the refreshing sea breeze, and for the first time after several months of busy work, a smile appeared on his face.

"Let's go!" The bong turned on the power valve, pressurized the stern of the speedboat, and pulled it out instantly.

In the distance, the roar of the bulbul came from the shore, "These two people are lazy, they just ran away now—"

Chen Li turned around and waved at the bulbul, with a big smile.

Seeing that the bulbul was about to rush over and dive into the water angrily, the handsome Buffalo guy who was abducted by the bulbul hurriedly grabbed his arm.

"Don't tell me, Bulbul's partner is really handsome." Chen Li turned around and held on to the safety handle of the speedboat. After all, they were on the waves, and he didn't want to fall down and drink a few mouthfuls of sea water.

"Handsome?" Smoking Gun perfectly explained what it means for a character to embody yin and yang.

Chen Li nodded, "It's a pity to match him."

"Who should it be?"

"What do you mean who should be matched?" Chen Li laughed angrily, "Am I in charge of marriage? I say whoever should be matched?"

Smoker simply expressed his dissatisfaction openly, "It's the first time I hear you praise others for being handsome, and I'm very unhappy."

Chen Li nodded and said yes, "It's my problem. I don't know how to praise people. I will learn more in the future, and I will praise people when I meet... You won't be mad at you."

Yan Qiang's eyes widened suddenly, and he rushed towards Chen Li.

There was water under their feet, and Chen Yue couldn't stand still. Both of them fell on the small deck of the speedboat.

Chen Li raised his foot and kicked him, "Damn, this place is still noisy, I will fight with you in the sea later."

The bong was choked hard, coughing for a while, the throat was bitter and hot, but it didn't feel salty, "cough...cough...I didn't know you couldn't stand up."

Chen Li kicked him again, "What do you think, I'm so tired that my hair grows white."

What he said was only [-]% fierce, and the other [-]% were acting coquettishly. When he thought of Chen Yue being coquettish to himself, Yan Qiang felt that his whole body was covered in wolf blood, the bumpy waves, the scorching sun, and the warm current that was slightly salty and slightly fishy...

He held Chen Li's face in one hand, lowered his head and kissed those two pale lips.

Because I haven't kissed for a long time, I was a little nervous when we touched each other for the first time, and we only took a light dip before we separated. Chen Li opened his eyes and looked at the pipe, his dark eyes were full of tiredness and gentleness.

"Can I kiss you in your office?" Smoker's voice was hoarse.

"We work collectively..." Chen Li smiled slightly, "But it's okay."

"Thank you."

Smoker lowered his head and kissed it again, there seemed to be tiny scales on Chen Yue's dry lips, which made him painful and excited.

Chen Li wrapped his arms around the waist of the smoking gun, stepped on the side of the boat with his straight long legs, and knocked on the side of the smoking gun's legs with his knees following the waves.

I don't know if it was the long-lost kiss that made him dizzy, or it was the swaying boat.Chen Yue closed his eyes again, his lips and tongue were now his only sensory organs.

"Old Yan..." All the words he wanted to say later were swallowed by the pipe, and he didn't really want to say anything.

Just want to call someone.

The speedboat didn't continue to increase its power, and began to circle slowly with the waves. It was okay at first, but the two had to end their intimacy early—they would throw up regardless of the spinning boat.

"We're still near the sea." Smoker looked back at the shore.

"Catch two pomfrets at most, and I still want to eat jellyfish skin." Chen Li said.

"It's hard to guess. I suddenly miss our previous boats. I want to catch whatever I want with the wire arch net."

Chen Li got off the hook, sat cross-legged on the deck, and suddenly showed a cool smile, "Old Yan, the happy days are over, prepare to suffer with me."

The smoker also laughed, completely unafraid, "In two days, I will go to have an office romance with you, and I will piss off those old bachelors in Tianping."

"It's a good idea, and my father agrees with it." Chen Li said.

"Go down and drink the sea water!" The smoking gun swooped over.

The two were fighting together on the speedboat, and the sound of laughter was flying over the empty sea level... So they couldn't catch any fish. Seeing that the sky was getting dark, they had to go back to the island.

As soon as I landed, I heard the bulbul shouting loudly, "There are wolves! There are wolves in the woods!"

There is still a little excitement faintly.

The two became interested as soon as they heard it, and immediately followed the bulbul into the woods, and saw a group of people forming a semi-circular encirclement in the form of a gang fight from a distance.

"This is Gray Wolf?" Crow said as a small mortar appeared in his metal palm.

"It might just be dirty." Kujira observed for a while, then whispered to the crow.

There are seven or eight guns beside them, such as pistols, long-barreled guns, and medium-sized sniper guns... all pointing at this disheveled wolf.

Gray Wolf opened a pair of wet round eyes, turned his head and looked around, innocently looking at the spears/guns and short guns around him, his slender body kept curling up, looking pitiful.

Smoker also pulled out his pistol/gun from his pouch to join in the fun, but he was held down by Chen Li just as he raised his hand.

"This is a dog." Chen Li paused and said, "Let's stew it."

"So it's a dog." Crow curled his lips in disappointment.

"Shame, shame..." Bulbul muttered.

Everyone complained about putting away their weapons, but after all, there were very few animals in the central city, and they had never encountered animals on the sea before, so they gathered around to observe.

Greyhound made a "snoring" sound in his throat, and kept shaking his head, trying to avoid the evil hands extended to it by humans.

"This is a serious wild dog." Smoker looked at it for a while, then turned his head and said to Chen Li with a smile.

"I'm wondering whether it's better to stew or bake." Chen Li said.

At this time, the Greyhound who was molested by the crowd managed to shake off someone's hand, and suddenly turned his head and ran towards them.

"Come to find the same kind?" Chen Li teased.

As the greyhound ran closer, the size became real, and the four kicks landed half a person's height.It raised its head and carefully touched Chen Li's fingers hanging by his side with its nose.

"Huh?" Chen Li was puzzled.

Smoker froze for a moment, then came to his senses, and smiled, "That's right, after all, you're the only one who didn't draw a gun on it."

Chen Li lowered his head and said to Greyhound, "But I'm going to stew you."

Smoker laughed loudly, "It's a pity that it can't understand human speech. If it can understand, it will definitely hide from you the farthest."

Chen Li touched the dog's nose with his fingertips. He remembered that the nose is one of the most vulnerable parts of a dog. If it hits you with its nose, it is probably showing its favor.

"Do you like it?" Smoker touched the dog's head, got his hands dirty, and couldn't help but "tsk".

The Greyhound was so dirty that it looked like it had been beaten in the mud for two hundred times, and it couldn't tell whether its original color was black or white.

"I don't like it." Chen Li flatly refused.

At night, after they ate barbecue, they were bored on the wilderness island, so they gathered together to wash the dog and play. The seawater converter "gulped" to purify the thick and salty seawater, and the narrow water in the pipe fell on the greyhound, splashing Blossoming bright water flowers.

Chen Li and Yan Qiang were drinking on the beach. They turned their heads and took a look. After being baptized with all kinds of hands and feet, the gray-faced big dog could gradually see its original appearance.

It is a big white dog with a strong frame and long and fluffy hair.

"Like it now?" asked Smoker.

"I was thinking, how big a pot should be for such a big pot."

Smoker couldn't laugh or cry, "You didn't eat enough just now."

After taking a bath, the big dog ran over again, circling around Chen Li, with its big tail cocked behind it and shaking back and forth.

Chen Li played with it casually for a few times, then pushed it to the side of the smoking gun. The smoking gun raised his arms to clamp the dog's body, and buried his head in rubbing the warm and soft white hair after washing. One person and one dog reflected the great harmony of nature. .

"Yo, their townhouse is done," said Smoky, stroking the dog.

Chen Li looked back at the row of simple board houses, "It's not much better than tents."

An hour later, Chen Li began to reflect deeply on how rash his cognition was.

He was just about to have a small fight with Lao Yan at close range to relieve the pressure of recent work, when he felt a violent shock around him, and the walls of the tent were squeezed by external forces and swayed to and fro.

The thing outside hit the tent while "wooing" and "barking"—if this was a simple board house, it would definitely not dare to hit like this.

"It likes you so much, it probably wants to sleep with you." Smoker said helplessly.

Chen Li pushed the pipe away and got up, "I'm looking for a pot."

"It's really stewed." The smoking gun quickly grabbed him.

"Why, the same breed is so sympathetic to each other?"

"I heard that dog meat is not good to eat," said Smoker.

Chen Li lowered his head and took a bite of the pipe's neck. His snow-white teeth glistened in the night. He laughed, "I think it's delicious."

"I want to raise it." Yan Qiang put his arms around Chen Li.

Chen Li was silent for a while, then gradually softened, and leaned against Yan Qiang's arms. He remembered that Yan Qiang said that he wanted to live by the sea and raise a big dog. He couldn't satisfy the former wish, but at least the latter one.

"Then raise it."