After Lianzong opened, I broke the actor
Chapter 19 The film king of Lu Da has also become an "ear rake"
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Bai Rongxia wanted to say something, and tried to reach out to pull Lu Tingzhou's sleeve, but Lu Tingzhou turned slightly, and walked away calmly.
Bai Rongxia was a little anxious, he hesitated, and kept looking at Qi Yu.Qi Yu said wittily, "You guys talk, I'll go clean up the house."
After Qi Yu left, Bai Rongxia took another step towards Lu Tingzhou, looking at Lu Tingzhou with watery eyes: "Brother Lu, please listen to my explanation about the voting on the last episode. Fair told me that he wanted to stay on the show. I I'm also afraid that if no one votes for me, I won't be able to see you in this episode, so..."
"You don't need to explain to me." Lu Tingzhou interrupted him neatly, "Whoever you want to vote for is your freedom."
Bai Rongxia avoided Lu Tingzhou's gaze: "Brother Lu, are you angry?"
Lu Tingzhou smiled: "No, I'm not so easy to get angry with anyone."
Bai Rongxia was stunned, Lu Tingzhou nodded politely, and left him to enter the room.
When Lu Tingzhou entered, Qi Yu was squatting in the corner looking for something.The lights in the room have been turned on, and the electric kettle has been heated with hot water. After hearing the sound, Qi Yu raised his head and smiled at him: "Are you back?"
Lu Tingzhou had an illusion in a trance, as if he came back from get off work, and his lover at home was waiting for him to go home.
Lu Tingzhou hesitated for a while, put away his suitcase, and walked to him: "What are you looking for?"
Qi Yu held a piece of plastic sheet in his hand, looked left and right: "Ms. Centimeter's room is a bit leaky, I want to help them nail the windows."
Although Lu Tingzhou didn't understand the connection between air leakage in the room, nailed windows and plastic sheeting, he still squatted down next to him: "I'll help you."
Qi Yu was very happy: "Great, you are tall and can go up there."
Qi Yu found hammers and nails again, but after entering the "lower class house", Qi Yu found that the condition of the house was much worse than it looked from the outside, with low eaves, dim lights, exposed wires, and the whole house was freezing Like an ice cellar.Li Mi was wrapped in a quilt and sat on the bed shivering. In just a short while, his nose froze.And Heiyu squatted by the stove, trying to light a fire while being scolded.
"Let me do it!" Seeing that Heiyu was at a loss, Qi Yu tore off a calendar from the wall and walked to the stove.
"It can't be burned so directly. You need to find something flammable to start the fire." Qi Yu explained while demonstrating, skillfully picking and pulling firewood, and the stove quickly lit up.
Hei Yu wished he could kneel down and kowtow to him: "Qi Yu, you really saved my life. If you don't come again, I'm afraid Xiaomi will get sick."
Qi Yu pointed to the plastic sheet that Lu Tingzhou was holding in his hand: "Let's nail the windows for you."
Although Hei Yu didn't know what "nailing a window" was, he immediately thanked them and followed them outside the house.
Qi Yu compared the size and spread the plastic sheet on the window, which was a little out of reach. Qi Yu tried to stand on tiptoe, and Lu Tingzhou stretched out his hand from behind him to help him press it.
Lu Tingzhou stood behind his back with his hands open, which was equivalent to wrapping Qi Yu in his arms. Qi Yu didn't dare to turn his head back, trying to pass the nail to him as if nothing had happened, and Lu Tingzhou began to "clang" on top of his head. Clang" to hammer a nail.
Netizens who are watching the live broadcast are simply intoxicated——
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】
Heiyu followed suit, unfolded the plastic sheet and began to nail another window.After a while, both windows were nailed up.There was still a lot of plastic sheeting left, so I simply nailed two layers. The thick plastic sheeting kept the cold outside firmly.
The three of them walked into the room with a sigh of relief, and the heat from the stove also turned up, and the room became much warmer immediately. Li Mi's red nose also eased a little, and he grabbed the quilt aggrievedly: "I'm hungry."
Heiyu hurriedly rummaged through the suitcases to eat, but their suitcases had been checked in advance by the program crew, and all the food was confiscated.Heiyu was so angry that he jumped up and cursed, and the program director timidly stuck out his head and shouted through the loudspeaker: "Please send a representative from each family to compete for dinner ingredients!"
The game location was arranged at Fair and Bai Rongxia's house, everyone was a little strange, after all, Qi Yu's house had the largest yard area.
Everyone thought that the competition should be chopping firewood similar to rubbing corn, but the program team suddenly opened the door of the chicken coop in the corner of the yard, and with a loud "cluck—" the program team announced: "The competition Content: Catch a chicken! Whichever one you catch, you can eat it tonight!"
As soon as the content of the competition was released, the faces of several people turned green, especially Lu Tingzhou, who was wearing a tens of thousands of black coat and was spotless, stood beside the dirty chicken coop with an incredible expression on his face.
And the netizens on the barrage are happily yelling——
[Chong Duck, I want to see the actor catch chicken! ! ! 】
Li Mi jumped back suddenly and pushed Heiyu: "Go! I'm afraid of chickens!"
Heiyu immediately put on an expression of a hero saving the beauty: "No problem baby, leave it to me!"
The barrage is shouting "So sweet, so sweet!"
Qi Yu is not afraid of chickens, let alone chickens, he will let go of cows.But he glanced at Li Mi, remembered his business tasks, tugged at Lu Tingzhou's sleeve, and whispered like Li Mi: "Teacher Lu, I'm afraid of chickens..."
He expected Lu Tingzhou to stand up like Heiyu, and say "don't be afraid, leave it to me", and today's business task will be completed.
Unexpectedly, Lu Tingzhou froze there, motionless: "...I'm afraid too."
Qi Yu: ...
Teacher Lu, do you want to be human?Let me do this job?Dozens of cameras are facing it!
Qi Yu pointed at the chicken coop bitterly, "Rush in and find someone who can run slower than you!"
Heiyu was already fighting the chickens inside, causing more than a dozen chickens to scream, chicken feathers and straw flying all over the sky. Fair and Bai Rongxia were already standing at the door of the chicken coop, eager to try, but Lu Tingzhou's feet were still stuck to the ground, and he refused to take a step forward.
Qi Yu closed his eyes and pushed hard from behind, Lu Tingzhou staggered and fell into the chicken coop.
Qi Yu kept thinking of Amitabha Buddha in his heart: Mr. Lu, I'm sorry, I did this for your character.On the surface, he made an appearance of admiration, clapped outside the chicken coop and shouted: "Teacher Lu is amazing!"
As soon as Lu Tingzhou entered, his shiny Prada leather shoes stepped on a pile of chicken feces, and Lu Tingzhou's face immediately froze.Heiyu was chasing chickens inside, and a dozen chickens flapped their wings and flew towards the door, and another one took off directly on the spot, and crashed into Lu Tingzhou's arms with a huff.
"Ah, I'll go..." Lu Tingzhou was taken aback, he quickly shrunk his neck and bent over, covered his head with his hands, and hid to the side. A big man of 185 was bullied by a chicken.Qi Yu couldn't bear to look at this expression of Huluopingyang being bullied by chickens, so he...
He quickly covered his eyes with his hands.
The barrage is laughing like crazy——
[Whatever film king you are outside, you still have to catch chicken for Qi Yu when you get home! 】
Soon, Heiyu came out happily carrying two chickens, one in each hand, and Bai Rongxia and Fair also held down one together.Only Lu Tingzhou stood in the corner with raised eyebrows, pointing at the chicken closest to him with bluff, and stopped seriously: "Don't come over, I warn you, don't come over."
Several chicken feathers were stuck to Lu Tingzhou's fine cashmere coat, and chicken feces were also stained on the bottom of his trousers. Although he pointed at the chicken with a vicious expression, when the chicken flapped its wings, he immediately retracted his hand in fright: "Hey Hey, I'm just kidding, don't come here."
Outside the chicken coop, Qi Yu, who was leaning against the low wall to watch the fun, burst out laughing, and deliberately teased him: "Aren't you the actor? Use your strengths! You play with it first, pretending that you don't want to catch it at all , and then took advantage of the unpreparedness to sneak attack."
Lu Tingzhou was so confused that he almost believed it. He was almost going to have an actor-level rivalry with the chicken, but he suddenly came to his senses and felt that it was ridiculous.
After a staring scene with the chicken, Lu Tingzhou looked back at Qi Yu very aggrieved: "Can I stop eating the chicken? Have something else for dinner."
Qi Yu propped his chin with his hands on purpose, and nodded in agreement: "Okay, there are wild boars in the mountains, do you know how to hunt them?"
Lu Tingzhou choked, and reluctantly lowered his head to look at the chicken: "Wouldn't it be better to eat something vegetarian? It's not easy to digest meat at night."
Qi Yu repeatedly said "Mmmm", pointing to the dark mountains in the distance: "Then shall we go dig wild vegetables later?"
Lu Tingzhou choked again, Qi Yu held back a smile: "How about...we fast today? Clear the intestines."
Lu Tingzhou stood there in embarrassment, a bold chicken saw that he was a soft persimmon, and began to provoke him, pecking at Lu Tingzhou's leather shoes.
"Oh my god..." Lu Tingzhou yelled in panic, and was forced to perform a tap dance on the spot, trying to drive the chicken away.
The roosters were just being bullied by Heiyu and the others, and they were angry. Seeing that Lu Tingzhou was being bullied, they rushed over and surrounded him.Lu Tingzhou panicked, Qi Yu was the only one left on the sidelines, so he turned to Qi Yu for help.
Qi Yu propped his chin with his hand, tilted his head: "Please!"
Lu Tingzhou pursed his lips and had no time to resist. Seeing that the chicken was about to come over again, he could only yell, "Please, help me!"
Qi Yu laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. She didn't open the fence door slowly until she had seen enough of the play.
Lu Tingzhou immediately stood behind him, Qi Yu rolled up his sleeves, took aim at the biggest rooster, and with a quick stride, he clasped its wings tightly, and he got a big fat rooster.
10 seconds before and after.
He raised his head, suppressed a smile, and said to Lu Tingzhou, "Let's go."
Lu Tingzhou gave a dry cough, and followed Qi Yu out of the chicken coop disheveledly.
Qi Yu was like a general returning from victory, grabbing a big fat chicken and walking home, Lu Tingzhou followed behind with a shy brow and drooping eyes, without saying a word.
Although "Heroes to Save the Beauty" did not appear, the barrage is still crazy——
【The only one who can cure Lu Tingzhou is my little hamster! ! 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】
The author has something to say:
Note:
"Raking ears": Sichuan dialect, a man who is afraid of his wife.
Bai Rongxia wanted to say something, and tried to reach out to pull Lu Tingzhou's sleeve, but Lu Tingzhou turned slightly, and walked away calmly.
Bai Rongxia was a little anxious, he hesitated, and kept looking at Qi Yu.Qi Yu said wittily, "You guys talk, I'll go clean up the house."
After Qi Yu left, Bai Rongxia took another step towards Lu Tingzhou, looking at Lu Tingzhou with watery eyes: "Brother Lu, please listen to my explanation about the voting on the last episode. Fair told me that he wanted to stay on the show. I I'm also afraid that if no one votes for me, I won't be able to see you in this episode, so..."
"You don't need to explain to me." Lu Tingzhou interrupted him neatly, "Whoever you want to vote for is your freedom."
Bai Rongxia avoided Lu Tingzhou's gaze: "Brother Lu, are you angry?"
Lu Tingzhou smiled: "No, I'm not so easy to get angry with anyone."
Bai Rongxia was stunned, Lu Tingzhou nodded politely, and left him to enter the room.
When Lu Tingzhou entered, Qi Yu was squatting in the corner looking for something.The lights in the room have been turned on, and the electric kettle has been heated with hot water. After hearing the sound, Qi Yu raised his head and smiled at him: "Are you back?"
Lu Tingzhou had an illusion in a trance, as if he came back from get off work, and his lover at home was waiting for him to go home.
Lu Tingzhou hesitated for a while, put away his suitcase, and walked to him: "What are you looking for?"
Qi Yu held a piece of plastic sheet in his hand, looked left and right: "Ms. Centimeter's room is a bit leaky, I want to help them nail the windows."
Although Lu Tingzhou didn't understand the connection between air leakage in the room, nailed windows and plastic sheeting, he still squatted down next to him: "I'll help you."
Qi Yu was very happy: "Great, you are tall and can go up there."
Qi Yu found hammers and nails again, but after entering the "lower class house", Qi Yu found that the condition of the house was much worse than it looked from the outside, with low eaves, dim lights, exposed wires, and the whole house was freezing Like an ice cellar.Li Mi was wrapped in a quilt and sat on the bed shivering. In just a short while, his nose froze.And Heiyu squatted by the stove, trying to light a fire while being scolded.
"Let me do it!" Seeing that Heiyu was at a loss, Qi Yu tore off a calendar from the wall and walked to the stove.
"It can't be burned so directly. You need to find something flammable to start the fire." Qi Yu explained while demonstrating, skillfully picking and pulling firewood, and the stove quickly lit up.
Hei Yu wished he could kneel down and kowtow to him: "Qi Yu, you really saved my life. If you don't come again, I'm afraid Xiaomi will get sick."
Qi Yu pointed to the plastic sheet that Lu Tingzhou was holding in his hand: "Let's nail the windows for you."
Although Hei Yu didn't know what "nailing a window" was, he immediately thanked them and followed them outside the house.
Qi Yu compared the size and spread the plastic sheet on the window, which was a little out of reach. Qi Yu tried to stand on tiptoe, and Lu Tingzhou stretched out his hand from behind him to help him press it.
Lu Tingzhou stood behind his back with his hands open, which was equivalent to wrapping Qi Yu in his arms. Qi Yu didn't dare to turn his head back, trying to pass the nail to him as if nothing had happened, and Lu Tingzhou began to "clang" on top of his head. Clang" to hammer a nail.
Netizens who are watching the live broadcast are simply intoxicated——
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 】
Heiyu followed suit, unfolded the plastic sheet and began to nail another window.After a while, both windows were nailed up.There was still a lot of plastic sheeting left, so I simply nailed two layers. The thick plastic sheeting kept the cold outside firmly.
The three of them walked into the room with a sigh of relief, and the heat from the stove also turned up, and the room became much warmer immediately. Li Mi's red nose also eased a little, and he grabbed the quilt aggrievedly: "I'm hungry."
Heiyu hurriedly rummaged through the suitcases to eat, but their suitcases had been checked in advance by the program crew, and all the food was confiscated.Heiyu was so angry that he jumped up and cursed, and the program director timidly stuck out his head and shouted through the loudspeaker: "Please send a representative from each family to compete for dinner ingredients!"
The game location was arranged at Fair and Bai Rongxia's house, everyone was a little strange, after all, Qi Yu's house had the largest yard area.
Everyone thought that the competition should be chopping firewood similar to rubbing corn, but the program team suddenly opened the door of the chicken coop in the corner of the yard, and with a loud "cluck—" the program team announced: "The competition Content: Catch a chicken! Whichever one you catch, you can eat it tonight!"
As soon as the content of the competition was released, the faces of several people turned green, especially Lu Tingzhou, who was wearing a tens of thousands of black coat and was spotless, stood beside the dirty chicken coop with an incredible expression on his face.
And the netizens on the barrage are happily yelling——
[Chong Duck, I want to see the actor catch chicken! ! ! 】
Li Mi jumped back suddenly and pushed Heiyu: "Go! I'm afraid of chickens!"
Heiyu immediately put on an expression of a hero saving the beauty: "No problem baby, leave it to me!"
The barrage is shouting "So sweet, so sweet!"
Qi Yu is not afraid of chickens, let alone chickens, he will let go of cows.But he glanced at Li Mi, remembered his business tasks, tugged at Lu Tingzhou's sleeve, and whispered like Li Mi: "Teacher Lu, I'm afraid of chickens..."
He expected Lu Tingzhou to stand up like Heiyu, and say "don't be afraid, leave it to me", and today's business task will be completed.
Unexpectedly, Lu Tingzhou froze there, motionless: "...I'm afraid too."
Qi Yu: ...
Teacher Lu, do you want to be human?Let me do this job?Dozens of cameras are facing it!
Qi Yu pointed at the chicken coop bitterly, "Rush in and find someone who can run slower than you!"
Heiyu was already fighting the chickens inside, causing more than a dozen chickens to scream, chicken feathers and straw flying all over the sky. Fair and Bai Rongxia were already standing at the door of the chicken coop, eager to try, but Lu Tingzhou's feet were still stuck to the ground, and he refused to take a step forward.
Qi Yu closed his eyes and pushed hard from behind, Lu Tingzhou staggered and fell into the chicken coop.
Qi Yu kept thinking of Amitabha Buddha in his heart: Mr. Lu, I'm sorry, I did this for your character.On the surface, he made an appearance of admiration, clapped outside the chicken coop and shouted: "Teacher Lu is amazing!"
As soon as Lu Tingzhou entered, his shiny Prada leather shoes stepped on a pile of chicken feces, and Lu Tingzhou's face immediately froze.Heiyu was chasing chickens inside, and a dozen chickens flapped their wings and flew towards the door, and another one took off directly on the spot, and crashed into Lu Tingzhou's arms with a huff.
"Ah, I'll go..." Lu Tingzhou was taken aback, he quickly shrunk his neck and bent over, covered his head with his hands, and hid to the side. A big man of 185 was bullied by a chicken.Qi Yu couldn't bear to look at this expression of Huluopingyang being bullied by chickens, so he...
He quickly covered his eyes with his hands.
The barrage is laughing like crazy——
[Whatever film king you are outside, you still have to catch chicken for Qi Yu when you get home! 】
Soon, Heiyu came out happily carrying two chickens, one in each hand, and Bai Rongxia and Fair also held down one together.Only Lu Tingzhou stood in the corner with raised eyebrows, pointing at the chicken closest to him with bluff, and stopped seriously: "Don't come over, I warn you, don't come over."
Several chicken feathers were stuck to Lu Tingzhou's fine cashmere coat, and chicken feces were also stained on the bottom of his trousers. Although he pointed at the chicken with a vicious expression, when the chicken flapped its wings, he immediately retracted his hand in fright: "Hey Hey, I'm just kidding, don't come here."
Outside the chicken coop, Qi Yu, who was leaning against the low wall to watch the fun, burst out laughing, and deliberately teased him: "Aren't you the actor? Use your strengths! You play with it first, pretending that you don't want to catch it at all , and then took advantage of the unpreparedness to sneak attack."
Lu Tingzhou was so confused that he almost believed it. He was almost going to have an actor-level rivalry with the chicken, but he suddenly came to his senses and felt that it was ridiculous.
After a staring scene with the chicken, Lu Tingzhou looked back at Qi Yu very aggrieved: "Can I stop eating the chicken? Have something else for dinner."
Qi Yu propped his chin with his hands on purpose, and nodded in agreement: "Okay, there are wild boars in the mountains, do you know how to hunt them?"
Lu Tingzhou choked, and reluctantly lowered his head to look at the chicken: "Wouldn't it be better to eat something vegetarian? It's not easy to digest meat at night."
Qi Yu repeatedly said "Mmmm", pointing to the dark mountains in the distance: "Then shall we go dig wild vegetables later?"
Lu Tingzhou choked again, Qi Yu held back a smile: "How about...we fast today? Clear the intestines."
Lu Tingzhou stood there in embarrassment, a bold chicken saw that he was a soft persimmon, and began to provoke him, pecking at Lu Tingzhou's leather shoes.
"Oh my god..." Lu Tingzhou yelled in panic, and was forced to perform a tap dance on the spot, trying to drive the chicken away.
The roosters were just being bullied by Heiyu and the others, and they were angry. Seeing that Lu Tingzhou was being bullied, they rushed over and surrounded him.Lu Tingzhou panicked, Qi Yu was the only one left on the sidelines, so he turned to Qi Yu for help.
Qi Yu propped his chin with his hand, tilted his head: "Please!"
Lu Tingzhou pursed his lips and had no time to resist. Seeing that the chicken was about to come over again, he could only yell, "Please, help me!"
Qi Yu laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. She didn't open the fence door slowly until she had seen enough of the play.
Lu Tingzhou immediately stood behind him, Qi Yu rolled up his sleeves, took aim at the biggest rooster, and with a quick stride, he clasped its wings tightly, and he got a big fat rooster.
10 seconds before and after.
He raised his head, suppressed a smile, and said to Lu Tingzhou, "Let's go."
Lu Tingzhou gave a dry cough, and followed Qi Yu out of the chicken coop disheveledly.
Qi Yu was like a general returning from victory, grabbing a big fat chicken and walking home, Lu Tingzhou followed behind with a shy brow and drooping eyes, without saying a word.
Although "Heroes to Save the Beauty" did not appear, the barrage is still crazy——
【The only one who can cure Lu Tingzhou is my little hamster! ! 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】
The author has something to say:
Note:
"Raking ears": Sichuan dialect, a man who is afraid of his wife.
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