It's hard to be a son-in-law

In the imperial hospital, Ouyang Tianjiao was flipping through the records of the regular examinations and consultations sent by the envoys of the left courtyard and the right courtyard for this month. Looking at the names of the concubines of each palace, Ouyang Tianjiao couldn't help being curious about the one who was swinging alone in the moonlight Which palace is the elder sister?Or what about a famous concubine?Looking at it, I can't help but feel strange, pointing to a noble concubine and asking in doubt: "Huh? Zuoyuan envoy, I see that other concubines and empresses have more or less medical records, but why does this empress have no records of medical inquiries?" no?"

The envoy of the Left Court stepped forward to have a look, and Fang bowed his head and replied truthfully: "My lord, this Concubine Mei is the Emperor's favorite concubine. She has a weird personality and has a little research on medical skills, so she is very fond of the imperial doctors of our imperial hospital." I don't even think about it, I never let my ministers go to ask for their pulse, even if I am really sick, I just order someone to come to the Imperial Hospital to ask for some prescriptions prepared by Concubine Mei Gui, and I grab and eat them by myself, so there is nothing wrong with it From the medical records, I am too hospitalized to know Concubine Mei Gui's physical condition very well."

"Oh? Oh, this Concubine Mei actually knows medical skills. I didn't expect that there are all kinds of special people in this palace." Ouyang Tianjiao couldn't help smiling when he heard what the envoy from the Left Court said, and looked down at the title of Concubine Mei. I can't help but pay attention secretly.

"My lord, if you see this Concubine Mei in the back palace in the future, you should be careful to avoid it. This Concubine Mei is the Minister of War Wang Tiancheng's love for Queen Meier, and her elder brother is the Taibao Wang Yicheng. Because he is favored by His Majesty and knows some medical skills, It is a kind of tonic called longevity pill extracted in the room, which is deeply loved by His Majesty. The palace is arrogant and covers up the sky with one hand, and even the empress does not pay attention to it. Usually, they are willing to ridicule us humble imperial medical officials. It's a matter. Now that the empress has been seriously ill, His Majesty has entrusted all the phoenix seals in charge of the harem to Concubine Mei, so the ministers dare not offend, and they all stay away." The right courtyard He couldn't help bowing his head and preaching.

"Well, the affairs of the harem are complicated and changeable. I am only serving these concubines as a doctor. I don't need to mix too much with other matters related to the government, so as not to get angry." Ouyang Tianjiao listened to the envoy of the right courtyard. In secret, he was suspicious that this concubine dared to concoct alchemy for the emperor to take without permission, Shen turned another page indifferently, and saw that there was a memo book underwritten by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, but it recorded the monthly records of each palace concubine in detail Record matters with the concubines and concubines in the palaces of the emperor, for use in investigations and visits.

Originally, Ouyang Tianjiao thought that the relationship between the current emperor and the empress was very good, and that the emperor should be regarded as an infatuated and devoted person. Record, can not help but secretly shocked.But seeing that there are records of favors on the tables of empresses in each palace, besides the empress and concubine Mei who have been in bed for five days, there are actually 36 concubines who have been honored and favored. There are 16 people left between the Empress and Concubine Mei, how can ordinary people bear it?What's more, today's son is still over fifty years old.

"Huh? Your Majesty will favor so many concubines every month?" When Ouyang Tianjiao asked this, she felt that her face was hot and it was difficult to express it, but she thought that she was the head of the Imperial Hospital at this time, and she would mostly interact with it in the harem The health and trivial matters between the concubine and the emperor, if you don't have to be ashamed to make these big and small things in the harem clearer, I'm afraid it will leave a mess in the future and make yourself dizzy.

"Oh, my lord has just come to be a director, and I think I must be shocked by the harem, but as the saying goes, the emperor has three thousand beauties in the harem, but in fact, the emperor's harem of any dynasty has only three thousand beauties! The so-called people in the world are all The emperor's people, this can also be said that all the women in the world are his majesty's wives and concubines, as long as the emperor wants, he can have everything. But for the emperor's majesty who can marry into the palace and serve the concubine, the emperor's ancestral system in the celestial dynasty There is a clear regulation that the royal family elects a concubine every three years, in order to strengthen the emperor's harem, extend the royal heirs, and show the superhuman ability of the dragon body. If this continues, the emperor's harem will have tens of thousands of concubines, and this grace and rain will be restrained , but it must be procedural regulations. In addition to sleeping with the empress and imperial concubines on a monthly basis, the other concubines must also serve your majesty. Concubines, concubines, beauties, menstruation, pregnancy status, age, physical condition, etc., and the emperor’s unlucky self-study time must be excluded, and the emperor’s favorite young concubines who are easy to conceive will be arranged in order to serve his majesty.” The left court envoy introduced, while Going forward, he took out a copy of the Emperor's Classics that was placed on the table of the adults at the head of the courtyard, put his hands in front of Ouyang Tianjiao, opened the folded pages, and explained in detail one by one: "The emperor of the heavenly dynasty controls the concubines in the harem, and the concubines are the only ones favored by the emperor. , extending to the royal heirs, there is naturally a strict system restriction. Although many emperors will change their degree of favor due to personal preferences, they generally cannot violate the group training regulations too much. My lord, let’s see that this is the imperial ancestral system of the Celestial Dynasty. The palace concubine’s dormitory system clearly stipulates that one empress can do so for one day every ten days, and no more than five days in a month; one imperial concubine, who has given birth to a prince, can do so once every half month; three noble concubines If you are the first rank, and have given birth, you can take turns sleeping once a month, no more than four times in total. The four wives are the first rank, and the four of you sleep together for one night every half month; nine concubines and nine are the second rank, also every half month The second batch, they will sleep together for one night; the nine Jieyu are third-rank, and every five days, three people will be drawn to sleep for one night; the nine beauties will be fourth-rank, and three people will be drawn for one night every five days; People of the fifth rank, every five days, three people will be drawn by lottery to serve one night; 81 female royals, five or six selected by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, will take turns to serve one night together every month. They all belong to the scope of His Majesty's wives and concubines, and they are not allowed to make friends with others without authorization, and they must obey the temporary dispatch of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and whether they are noticed by His Majesty the Emperor or when they arise at any time, they will have the opportunity to be granted to serve as bed servants, so Your Majesty The number of concubines and concubines this month is not too many, and compared with other kings, it is considered to be a small number. I think that the first emperor of my dynasty had 35 sons and 46 daughters. I once broke the record of recruiting 120 concubines and concubines in one month. Eight, there are more than [-] beauties in the harem, but the successive generations of the emperor's heirs are not as many as each generation, and the dragon's prestige has diminished. Up to now, I have only one son and three daughters under the emperor's knees, so I count it as the heir of today's son The number of concubines and concubines in the harem is considered to be one less in my dynasty so far, and the number of concubines in the harem is less than [-], and the system of entering the palace every three years has been changed to one every five years, so it is praised by the world as emphasizing love and righteousness The wise monarch, apart from one son and one daughter who died early, there is only one son and three other queens who have been born successively, and there are no more concubines..."

The more Ouyang Tianjiao listened to it, the more shocked she became, just imagine that with such a powerful formation, she could still be regarded as a world-famous wise monarch!No wonder the immortal elder sister would feel melancholy towards Yue Guying, lamenting where her love belongs to. Such a hypocritical emperor and husband would not know how to give his true love to tens of thousands of wives and relatives.Hmph, it's ridiculous that those former emperors could be regarded as holy artifacts comparable to King Zhou in the wine pool and meat forest. They would occupy more than 4 wives and concubines in the palace by themselves, and they could trample on as many as [-] wives and concubines in a month, no matter what. Whether others are willing or not, as long as the emperor is interested, there is nothing that cannot be done at any time. What kind of emperor is this? It is simply the work of a beast.No, presumably animals still have restraint, but this emperor doesn't seem to want to restrain his greed.Why is it so glorious to choose a concubine once every five years? They are all over [-]. Isn't it enough for tens of thousands of wives and concubines?Ouyang Tianjiao's eyebrows were deeply frowned with sympathy and anger, thinking that the emperors throughout the ages are really beast saints.Then what Concubine Mei Gui even refined some longevity elixir for the emperor. It seems that all the energy is good. Slander, and like the foolish kings of the past dynasties, come up with the art of eating children's hearts and picking virgins, ah, wouldn't it be chilling and frightening, so that the greedy emperor can live for a hundred years, or the world will be oppressed Don't the poor women want them to have them for themselves.

In order to vent their selfish desires, these emperors who are looked up to by the common people really recruited so many poor women from all over the world into his tent for his entertainment, and called it a bullshit beauty pageant. Even if the beauties selected by the emperor are selected by the emperor, even if the emperor favors five beauties a day, they will not be able to satisfy the emptiness and loneliness of this huge harem beauties. I can't see it, but all this great youth is imprisoned within this palace wall, all for the purpose of making a doll for that person's lust, a display of power desire ability, or a handy tool for passing on to the next generation. In the future, some people will not know who they love until they are old and lustful, they will not see the face of the king, and they will die in depression.Thinking about it, this is the most miserable and terrifying aspect of being a woman in a society ruled by men...

Wu Min, the envoy of the right court, didn't know what the head of the court was thinking, seeing that the envoy of the court became more and more ugly, he couldn't help going forward to flatter and flatter him to explain it. "My lord, in fact, the eunuchs of the Ministry of Internal Affairs are responsible for all these too detailed and trivial matters, but my imperial hospital also assists in suggesting and appraising the concubines of each palace. The list of concubines to be conceived. Now that His Majesty’s heirs are withering, our Imperial Hospital is also responsible for taking care of His Majesty’s dragon body and the health of His Majesty’s concubines and concubines, so that His Majesty can add a few more dragons to my dynasty. Zilongnv is the blessing of the people of the Celestial Dynasty."

The author has something to say: The emperor's royal daughter is not so reserved and reserved on TV, and she must sleep with her every day. Think about it, since the emperor is open enough to marry thousands of beauties into the palace, how can he be limited to such a monotonous one? One, three, four, six, nine are all possible. Of course, sometimes you just need to sleep alone and do nothing, but men are the product of impulse, and the Ministry of Internal Affairs will also arrange according to the emperor's physical condition and preferences. Recruiting concubines, but due to the prestige of the face and the stability and suspicion of the harem, generally there will be no one to sleep for a long time, so the House of Internal Affairs will panic and work harder to please the emperor's concubine selection, so the emperor is actually very helpless. Who is born greedy, wanting both fame and fortune, and being a man can't lack beautiful women, otherwise he will be called a short-sleeved Longyang.Thinking too much, anyway, that's the way it is, hehe.The emperor is like a star, how can ordinary people know what he is like in private, and when he becomes an emperor, he will know that his desires will never end~!