I'm devastated by the glamour halo

Fat Chirp is a strong system, it didn't faint for too long—or rather, it was woken up by teasing.

He Liangshui was afraid that something would happen to it, so he put it in his palm and turned it upside down like cooking vegetables, creaked its wings, grabbed its small head, and dangled it upside down with its two paws: "Little Jiu, don't die!"

Fat Chirp opened his bird eyes, and stared indifferently at the two pairs of long legs in front of him.

"It's awake." The long black leg said.

"Little Chirp!" The long white legs immediately turned it around and reprimanded, "You bastard, where did you go to play in the middle of the night? Do you know that I am worried about you?"

Fat Chirp snorted: "I see you are too busy touching the handsome guy, you don't have time to worry about me."

He Liangshui didn't bother to worry about it, "Quickly talk about why you went, don't say I'm asleep."

Fei Jiu gasped: "Go to sleep, maybe you will be cold when you wake up."

"What do you mean?"

Fat Jiu raised his head, "I'm thirsty and hungry now, and I don't have the energy to talk."

Chu Guyi took out the Linggu, poured another glass of water, threw a candy that melts in water, and said: "This is Baihua honey candy made by Miss Bai. Their feathers are smooth and shiny."

The stinky and greedy Fat Chiu immediately took the bait, and jumped over happily, completely forgetting the discomfort and fright just now.

He Liangshui laughed and said, "You still have candy on you?"

Chu Guyi said: "I think it might be useful."

Fat Jiu sat down and burped in satisfaction, "Good night then."

He Liangshui smiled, "Little Chirp, you have to be honest to be a bird. If you don't reveal some information tonight, I guarantee you will become a bald chirp again tomorrow morning."

Fat Jiu seemed to have finally remembered that there was still business to be said, so he shivered, "Close the window quickly."

After closing the window, Fei Jiu was about to provide information when he opened his mouth, "Beep-beep-beep!"

He Liangshui: "..."

He Liangshui looked for a feather duster, "It's against you, I'll give you food and drink, how dare you curse?"

Fat Jiu was so anxious that his hair exploded: "I didn't swear! Beep—what's going on? I can't tell!"

"Really?" Seeing that it didn't seem to be fake, He Liangshui was dubious.

"Really, I saw beep-beep-"

"...Are you scolding me again?"

Fei Jiu's desire to survive is astonishing: "I don't! If I tell lies, I'll be struck by lightning!"

This oath is quite cruel to Fei Jiu.

At this moment, He Liangshui thought of a mechanical voice: "I'm sorry, the main system reminds you, because your system is temporarily blocked from the sound due to trying to interfere with the main plot."

Fat Jiu opened his mouth, but couldn't make a sound: QAQ

He Liangshui: "..." It seems to be true.

The mechanical voice of the main system was replaced by another mechanical voice that was slightly familiar: "Hi, I am the account number 002 of the Chuanshu system, because your system account number 1009 is trying to interfere with the main plot, and the sound and all permissions are temporarily blocked. I'm here to serve you, please press the 'confirm key'."

He Liangshui pressed "Confirm" and said in his mind, "Brother, we meet again."

002: "Brother, you still remember me."

"Can I apply for 001 to serve?"

"...Why do you look down on me? I have brought no fewer hosts than 001. And in a book, the system cannot host two hosts at the same time."

"Oh." He Liangshui couldn't hide his disappointment.

"Mr. He?" Chu Guyi only saw He Liangshui in a daze.

He Liangshui came back to his senses, "This bird thing, it seems that we can't count on it."

Chu Guyi guessed: "Is it cursed?"

"curse?"

"Otherwise, why would it just beep? Now it can't say a word."

He Liangshui touched the poor Fei Jiu. After a long time, Fei Jiu might have forgotten that he is a system and has no right to interfere with the plot. Even if he sees something, if it involves the main or branch, he must keep silent.

Otherwise, it would be the current tragic state, and it would not even be possible to chirp.

Chu Guyi took Fei Jiu, probed with spiritual power, and said doubtfully, "It doesn't seem to be cursed."

He Liangshui had to find a reason for it: "Sometimes Xiaojiu can't speak suddenly, and you can understand that it's sick."

"What disease?"

"It's okay, it will recover on its own in a few days." He Liangshui laughed, took off his clothes and shoes and lay on the bed, and asked 002, "Do you know what Xiaojiu saw?"

002: "I know, but I can't tell you, otherwise I will also be banned."

"Then what can you tell?"

"I have brought more than 2000 hosts, and they all have one thing in common."

He Liangshui became interested: "What do you have in common?"

002: "They're all men."

"……so?"

"And they're all men who like men."

"..." He Liangshui said, "I will be an exception in your systematic career."

"Hehe—Chu Guyi is going to kiss you!"

He Liangshui turned his head subconsciously, facing Chu Guyi's handsome face.

002: "After testing, your heartbeat is 120 beats per second, which is more than half of the average of normal people. Do you need to dial 120 for you?"

He Liangshui: "..." he said in his mind, "I want to block the work number 002 of the book-transmitting system."

002: "Okay brother, call me if you need anything. To celebrate our meeting, I can provide you with a box of condoms for free."

"I will sue you--"

002: [Sorry sir, the system is busy, if you have any questions, please call 002]

He Liangshui suppressed the urge to call 002, there was no need to seek anger.In contrast, Fei Jiu is really much cuter. This is the difference between the old fried dough stick system and the cute new system.

After recovering, He Liangshui's lips softened.

Chu Guyi observed his reaction, boldly kissed him again.

He Liangshui's pupils dilated, and he asked in a daze, "What are you doing?"

Chu Guyi said: "Didn't Mr. He want me to kiss you?"

"I, when did I let you kiss me?"

On the contrary, Chu Guyi was stunned. He Liangshui looked at him so "affectionately" just now, with his mouth pursed and his ears red, looking like he really wanted to kiss him.Is it hallucination?

That's not hallucination, He Liangshui's affection is actually in a daze, his pouting lips and red ears are 002's anger.

The four eyes met, and He Liangshui reacted after he realized it, trying to hide it and reprimanded him: "Didn't I tell you that you can't kiss other people's mouth casually? Go to the ground and do a hundred push-ups!"

After finishing speaking, he pulled the quilt and turned over to cover his head, all done in one go.

Chu Guyi was dazed for a while, and honestly did push-ups.

Fat Chirp had already looked down on her, tired of not loving her anymore, and lay down on the table with her head slumped.

The next day, He Liangshui was woken up by Liu Huayuan's voice.

"He Liangshui, don't sleep! Your love rival is here! There will be three of you!"

He Liangshui's head popped out from under the quilt, his ears were flushed, and his eyes were straight.

"Sleeping with a mask on, you don't feel tired." Liu Huayuan nagged, pulling the quilt on him, "Get up quickly, and prove your status in the palace."

"What Zhenggong?" He Liangshui was still confused.

"You." The emperor was not in a hurry for the eunuch, Liu Huayuan was more in a hurry than He Liangshui, "Lin Songyan, Feng Susu, and that Yu Hongzhu are all here!"

He Liangshui sat up, his hair was messed up, his bun was askew, and his clothes were undone.

Liu Huayuan suddenly approached, stared at his collarbone, and scratched it with her fingernails.He Liangshui opened her paw: "What are you doing?"

"This, is the hickey in the legend?" Liu Huayuan was as happy as if the hickey belonged to her, "It's ok, have you all developed to this point?"

He Liangshui lowered his head, couldn't see his collarbone, and scratched, "Go, mosquito bites."

"That mosquito must be named Chu."

He Liangshui ignored her and went to dress and wash himself.When the mask was taken off, Liu Huayuan acted like a nympho: "I'm not worried about your position in the main palace now, as long as you take off the mask, Chu Guyi will immediately change his mind."

He Liangshui: "As soon as I took off the mask, he immediately gave me a sword."

"..." Liu Huayuan said, "Don't be so pessimistic, you are not really He Lie. As long as you tell him clearly, he will definitely understand."

"The most difficult thing is to explain this clearly. How to say it clearly? Say that I am a time traveler, and he is the protagonist in the novel?"

What will happen when the paper man finds out that he is a paper man?

Liu Huayuan said: "But what we see is three-dimensional, he who really exists in this world."

He Liangshui: "I also suspect, is this really the world of novels? Why did Chu Guyi treat me..."

"Doing this kind of thing?" Liu Huayuan completed for him.

He Liangshui straightened his hair crown, picked up his fan, pretended he hadn't heard, and went downstairs.Liu Huayuan followed up dizzily, like a maid next to the queen, exuding the aura of a fox pretending to be a tiger.

In the lobby downstairs, a black iron cage was placed in the center, and inside the iron cage was a woman in red.Four Qingxiao disciples were in charge of guarding, and a woman in red was circling the iron cage awkwardly with her sword in her arms, her eyes full of disdain.

"Only you deserve to wear red clothes?" Feng Susu's sharp voice went straight to the head.

The iron cage is roughly a cage for catching small and medium-sized monsters. It is not big, and an adult can only sit with his waist bent and cannot stand up in it.Yu Hongzhu gritted her teeth and stared at Feng Susu bitterly: "I have a red in my name, what's wrong with me wearing a red dress? I look a hundred times better than you in a red dress!"

Feng Susu said angrily: "My surname is still Feng! Phoenix is ​​red, a hundred times more noble than you!"

"What kind of red dress is yours? It's just rose red, earthy red, Barbie pink!"

"What powder?" Feng Susu drew her sword, "Believe it or not, I cut your tongue?"

"You cut it, you cut my tongue, I don't have to say anything!"

"You!" Feng Susu really wanted to commit murder, but Lin Songyan sternly stopped her: "Stop making trouble."

Feng Susu said unwillingly: "Senior Brother Lin, this bitch is out to get angry with me!"

Liu Huayuan whispered in He Liangshui's ear: "They are like twins."

Dressing, appearance, and personality, Feng Susu and Yu Hongzhu are indeed similar. Compared with twins, there is a word that is more suitable for them: bumping into people.

He Liangshui smiled and said nothing. In a novel, if two characters collide with the character design, it is a fatal thing - if there is no unfinished ending, the author will definitely arrange a plot for the two characters who collide with the character design, so that One of them goes offline.

Feng Susu and Yu Hongzhu, a female supporting role for ten thousand years, and a time-traveling female with a golden finger, it's really hard to say who will go offline.

"Mr. He." Chu Guyi noticed He Liangshui's figure and stood up.

Feng Susu followed, and the first thing she noticed was Liu Huayuan, her eyebrows frowned: "Why is she here?"

As for He Liangshui, Feng Susu had very little contact with him, so she never cared about it.Ever since the heart-eating Gu in her body was drawn out by Chu Guyi, she has been in a daze for quite a while, and when she woke up again, it was the news that Chu Guyi had expelled the Gu King and was not in Qingxiao.The preservation of He Liangshui became Qing Xiao's taboo, and no one mentioned it to Feng Susu, so she had no way of knowing about Chu and He.

Feng Susu has already apologized to Chu Guyi, thinking that she is still the same as before, and the matter of the thirteen Gu is over.Little do they know that the vicissitudes of life have changed, everything is different from the past.

Lin Songyan glanced at He Liangshui lightly, "Young Master He is so courageous."

The subtext was that, as a demon cultivator, he dared to go to a place where monks gathered.

He Liangshui smiled: "I can't help it, I've always loved to play tricks all my life."

"It's one thing to love to join in the fun, but don't let people catch you with insight."

"Thank you, Mr. Lin, for your praise. I am indeed a treasure that is rare to see in ten thousand years."

"..."

He Liangshui waved his fan and walked towards Chu Guyi shiningly.

Chu Guyi was also looking at him shiningly.

In an instant, the atmosphere in the lobby changed, overflowing with pink bubbles.

Liu Huayuan sang emotionally: "I love you, you are my Juliet~ I would like to be your Liang Shanbo~~"

Everyone: "..."

The author has something to say:

002: Selling condoms, selling condoms~the condoms here are nice and thin~hey, brother, come to buy a condom?State your measurements.

Chu Guyi: Show me the biggest one, this is it.

002: Wow, is this the advantage of mixed blood?

Chu Guyi: No, Mr. He made it bigger.

002: ...

The song sung by Liu Huayuan is Liang Shanbo and Juliet