I'm devastated by the glamour halo

Half an hour ago.

It was daylight, Chu Guyi read the ancient scrolls all night, his eyes were a little sour, and his mind was tired. He wanted to go to bed and take a nap, but when he hugged He Liangshui, he was suddenly full of energy.

It's like a mobile phone with only one battery left, and it meets a power bank.

Chu Guyi switched on the electricity silently for a while, his physiology was high.He hugged He Liangshui, but fell into distress, what should he do next?

He approached the lower half of He Liangshui's face and sucked his lips, just like every night when they could sleep together, he gently pried open He Liangshui's lips and teeth, and kissed him back and forth.

Besides kissing, there should be more intimate things, Chu Guyi must know.

When He Liangshui made a fuzzy moan, Chu Guyi withdrew in time, wiped off the watery light on He Liangshui's lips with his thumb, pressed the plump red lip with his fingertips, couldn't help but bowed his head and kissed again.

"... Mr. He?"

He Liangshui moved his lips, "Jelly..."

"?"

When He Liangshui was dreaming of eating jelly, Chu Guyi got out of bed, thought for a moment, and took out the script from the Qiankun bag.

The cover of the story book is very explosive. The two men are half-covered, hugging each other in messy clothes under the plantain.Chu Guyi took one look, then quickly looked away, then took another look, and then glanced at He Liangshui's sleeping face, he went to the desk and sat down cross-legged, about to spread out the script, feeling inappropriate, just in case He Liangshui What if Mr. woke up and caught him on the spot?

Chu Guyi walked out the door lightly, there was no one in the yard, there was a stone bench under the loquat tree, he sat on the stone bench, but he was worried that Bai Linger or Liu Huayuan would find out, if the girl saw such a thing, It is even more sinful.

Chu Guyi tipped his toes and flew up to the roof of the thatched cottage, no one noticed this time, right?Even if found, there is time to clean up.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp~!" Fat Chirp crowed in the medicine hall, as if he was about to fly out to welcome the sunrise.

Chu Guyi: "..."

Forgot that there is a spiritual pet with wings.

It seems that the thatched hut is within a hundred feet in diameter, so it is impossible to stay.Chu Guyi came out with the sword, turned around the medicine valley, and finally chose the creek not far from the thatched cottage.

There are two reasons. If He Liangshui wakes up to look for him, he can hear him as long as he shouts; there is water here, and He Liangshui, who is dizzy, will not find it easily.

The east was pale, and Chu Guyi sat cross-legged on the boulder in the middle of the stream, spread the scriptures on his lap with confidence, and began to study the things between men and women.

The story book was turned page by page, the sun was gradually rising, Chu Guyi looked calm, only his eyes were shining brightly, as if he had sensed the great way of heaven and earth.

It turned out to be so simple.

As long as he and Mr. He can establish the closest relationship according to the drawing on the picture and the writing in the text.

Thinking of this, Chu Guyi later realized that the roots of his ears were burning.

It was nothing when I read the script, but once he and He Liangshui were substituted in, I couldn't help getting hotter, and Chu Guyi immediately recited the Qingxin Mantra silently.

At this moment, a touch of white caught Chu Guyi's attention - a pair of obscene trousers flowed down the stream and hung on the branches in the stream.

"?"

Chu Guyi looked around in a daze, and when he saw He Liangshui, the image in his mind was still in the obscene pants in the water, and he couldn't help asking: "Mr. He, are these pants yours?"

"Ah... yes." He Liangshui replied.

"Are you here to do the laundry?"

"Ah."

"Why only one pair of pants?"

He Liangshui didn't answer, pointing to the notebook on his lap and asked, "What book are you reading?"

Chu Guyi's mind buzzed, he suddenly woke up, he closed the story book with a snap, and covered the imaginative picture on the cover with his hands, "It's nothing."

He Liangshui thought it was a cheat book, so he didn't care, and asked Chu Guyi to help him scoop up his pants.Facts proved that this was a wrong behavior, the branch was right next to the boulder where Chu Guyi was sitting, and Chu Guyi could reach the branch with a stretch of his hand, and then get his pants.

He retrieved the pants, but as a result, the book slipped from his knees and fell into the water, where they met the same fate as the pants—washed away by the stream.

Chu Guyi was stunned for a moment.

He Liangshui waded into the water, chasing after the script, "Your martial arts cheats!"

"...Mr. He!" Chu Guyi experienced for the first time in his life what it means to be cold-hearted, "Don't chase after Mr. He!"

But it was too late, He Liangshui was slow when chasing his pants, and he was a scud when chasing Chu Guyi's "martial arts cheats", for fear that Chu Guyi would lose a set of peerless magic skills.

He Liangshui picked up the story book, didn't see the cover clearly for a while, and shook the falling water drops, "What should I do? Brother, quickly dry it with fire...?"

A page of pictures fell from the story book, and it showed two bare-bottomed little men swinging on a swing.

He Liangshui suspected that his eyes were dazzled, and bent down to pick up the picture to take a closer look, but his stomach tightened, and then he took off and landed on the shore in an instant.

Chu Guyi carried him out of the stream.

"Your martial arts cheats!" He Liangshui stretched out his hand, "There is still a page flushed away!"

As we all know, if there is a missing page in the martial arts cheats, it is easy to become obsessed while practicing.

Chu Guyi snatched the script from He Liangshui's hand, and instantly shattered it into countless tiny pieces, which fell from their heads like snowflakes.

He Liangshui raised his head: "?? What are you doing?"

Chu Guyi said: "This is not some martial arts secret book, it is a street stall, I read it, it is fake."

"Fake?" He Liangshui recalled the page of the picture that was washed away, and cursed, "It's so wicked! Pollution of your pure heart!"

Chu Guyi didn't feel polluted, but felt that he had learned a lot. Of course, he couldn't say such words, and said: "I only read two pages, and I knew it was fake. Why did Mr. He say that? Did you write anything?"

He Liangshui only remembered the two bare-bottomed little people. He didn't know whether it was a man or a woman. He said, "It's just about men and women loving each other. You can't watch these things now, I will teach you slowly."

Chu Guyi's heart was pounding, and his mouth was dry: "Mr. He taught me?"

He Liangshui was surprised that his words were quite ambiguous, and quickly added: "What I mean is, I will use the method of teaching to teach you the physiology between men and women, the relationship between love and marriage, so that you can establish a correct outlook on life and values. These messy books will only lead you into wrong impulses, understand?"

Chu Guyi: "...It sounds complicated."

"Life is inherently complicated." He Liangshui grabbed Chu Guyi's wrist, "Go, go back and prepare lessons for you."

Halfway through, He Liangshui suddenly thought, "Where are my pants?"

Chu Guyi looked at his empty hands, "Where are Mr. He's pants?"

"..."

After all, He Liangshui's pants drifted away with the running water.

He Liangshui: "I only have this pair of pants left..."

Chu Guyi said: "I still have a lot, Mr. He can wear whatever he wants."

When the two returned to the thatched cottage, they suddenly saw a woman in red staggering towards her: "Help! Help!"

At first glance, I thought it was Feng Susu.Looking closely, although the woman is somewhat similar to Feng Susu, her eyes are bigger and her mouth is wider.

Seeing Chu Guyi, the woman fell limply to the ground, she said pitifully: "My lord, help me..."

Chu Guyi walked in front of her, turned a corner, and entered the courtyard.

woman:"……"

He Liangshui felt that the woman's voice sounded like he had heard it before, so he stopped in front of her for a moment, and then entered the courtyard.

The woman wailed loudly: "Help!!"

He Liangshui thought, calling for help in such an angry way was really an act.

Bai Linger came out, "What happened? Oh, what's wrong with this girl? Why is she sitting on the ground?"

The woman had no choice but to get up, and walked weakly into the yard, "Are you Miss Bai Ling'er? You must save me. I met bandits. They stole my silver and beat me..."

Bai Linger hurriedly asked her to sit on the chair in front of the medicine hall, and checked her injury, "Girl, where did you get hurt?"

"Here." The woman let go of her arm, and there was indeed a wound on her arm, not deep, only bleeding a little.

Bai Linger smiled and said, "It's okay, I'll bandage it up for you."

"Thank you Miss Bai." The woman said, but her eyes never left Chu Guyi under the loquat tree.

Chu Guyi sat on the stone bench, and wiped Jiang Ming's sword with a coarse cloth for daily care.He Liangshui went to bring out the small red clay stove and boil a pot of tea.

Liu Huayuan and the second treasure and the third treasure heard the sound, the two treasures looked at it, they were not interested, they had better cook, and went back to the kitchen.Liu Huayuan rubbed her eyes: "Who is it? It's so noisy early in the morning, why don't you keep people from sleeping?"

The woman caught a glimpse of Liu Huayuan and her face darkened.

Liu Huayuan's eyes were sleepy, there was a speck of eye mucus in the corner of her eyes, she didn't wear makeup, even so, it was still difficult to hide her stunning appearance.In the eyes of women in this world, her appearance is either loved or hated, and there are only two extreme choices.

Obviously, the woman is the latter.

Liu Huayuan rubbed off her eyes, "Who is this?"

Bai Ling'er brought the medicine box, cleaned the girl's wound briefly, and said, "Girl, don't be afraid, this is a minor injury, it's nothing to worry about."

The woman said: "But I'm in pain. After running for so long on the mountain road, my feet also hurt."

Liu Huayuan interjected: "I just heard inside that you met a bandit?"

"Yes."

"You were robbed?"

The woman said angrily: "Don't defile people's innocence!"

Liu Huayuan pointed to the damage on her body, "But your clothes are so torn, didn't they be torn by bandits?"

He Liangshui clattered open his fan, thinking, if the bandits tore this up, they would be too good at tearing it up. The shoulders are half exposed, the makeup is exquisite, there are many earrings like red hairpins, except for the wound on the arm, there is no dirt on the body.

If this is a costume drama, the audience will definitely complain about it when it starts broadcasting. This female supporting role must have encountered a bandit, and not just finished flirting with her benefactor?

"It was hacked by the bandits." The woman said, "Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I would have died by now." After speaking, she sobbed.

Liu Huayuan shook her goosebumps, "Okay, don't cry, it's over."

He Liangshui: You silly girl, you believed it so easily.

Bai Ling'er bandaged the woman and asked, "Girl, where did you meet the bandits?"

"Just...not far away," the woman said.

"Not far away? No bandits have dared to set foot in this medicine valley for a hundred years. If we say that the nearest bandit den is a hundred miles away."

Liu Huayuan: "So you ran a hundred miles just to get Bai Linger to bandage up such a small wound for you? You can go to the Olympic long-distance running."

woman:"……"

He Liangshui shook his fan and asked with a smile, "Dare to ask the girl's name?"

The woman cleared her throat and said like a warbler: "My name is Yu Hongzhu."

The author has something to say:

Chu Guyi:

He Liangshui: As expected, my brother still needs me to teach.