I'm devastated by the glamour halo

If Ren Du's two veins were opened by electric shocks to his buttocks, He Liangshui said that he would never be a master again.

He Liangshui sat at the head of the bed, and Chu Guyi sat at the end of the bed, like a couple who just finished arguing.

Chu Guyi rubbed his fingers, as if he was savoring the soft dough texture, he said: "The Ren channel is opened from the front of the neck, and the Du channel is opened from the perineum, that's what I read in the book."

"Then why don't you get through my veins first?" He Liangshui looked at him in embarrassment and anger.

"Mr. Ren Maihe can get through it by himself, but the Du Mai needs help from others."

"Then why didn't you say it earlier? Didn't you say it sooner?!" He Liangshui looked like a cat who was irritated, "It made me so ashamed."

"...I thought Mr. He knew."

If He Liangshui knew, he would never turn himself into a twerk. He never wants to experience that position again in his life.

On the contrary, Chu Guyi felt that He Liangshui's posture was unspeakably beautiful...

"Mr. He, drink up the medicine." Chu Guyi tried to expose the problem.

"Didn't you say you don't need to drink medicine?"

"I ask Miss Bo to endure it, and calm down."

He Liangshui drank the medicine in one gulp, thinking about it, it's not the first time he lost face, just get used to it.Well, it's good to get used to it - the foot may have become conscious by itself, and kicked on Chu Guyi.

Chu Guyi sat like a rock, facing He Liangshui's next series of kicks, he saw each move and blocked it methodically.He Liangshui became more and more angry, and the two started arguing on the bed.

How could He Liangshui be Chu Guyi's opponent? After arguing for nearly half an hour, he was finally exhausted, and was firmly restrained by Chu Guyi and pressed on the quilt.

The two were so close that they were almost stuck together.Chu Guyi knelt on He Liangshui's legs, bowed his body, and didn't move for a while.

He Liangshui twisted a few times, unable to break free, and begged for mercy: "I lost, let's stop making trouble."

Chu Guyi looked at He Liangshui's eyes, and his lips, Adam's apple rolled up and down, and said in a low, hoarse voice: "Mr. He, do you know how to get out of it?"

He Liangshui: "..."

"do not know?"

The burning feeling of the little bunny came back again, He Liangshui forcibly calmed down, maintaining his majesty as a brother: "Of course I know."

"How to do it?" Chu Guyi was open-minded and eager to learn, as if he planned to practice with He Liangshui in the next second.

"..." He Liangshui blushed, earnestly admonishing, "Chu Guyi, you have to do this kind of thing with someone you like."

"Mr. He is the one I like."

He Liangshui's mind was agitated, his sexual orientation was at stake, he opened his eyes wide and fixedly looked at Chu Guyi, "What did you say?"

"Mr. He is the one I like." Chu Guyi repeated.

Hearing it clearly, He Liangshui held his breath, and before he almost suffocated himself, he said, "Chu Guyi, I like you too."

Chu Guyi clenched He Liangshui's wrist, and repeated awkwardly: "I like Mr. He too."

He Liangshui sighed: "But we can't do this kind of thing."

"Why?" Chu Guyi was puzzled.

"Because we are brothers, our relationship is brotherhood."

"..."

He Liangshui: "One day, when you meet a girl you like, you will understand."

Chu Guyi pursed his lips tightly, his expression faintly displeased.Although He Liangshui called him his younger brother without authorization, he never admitted it once.Bullshit bromance.

Or is Mr. He just treating him as a younger brother now?

Chu Guyi let go of He Liangshui helplessly.

He Liangshui immediately rolled into the bed, wrapped in a quilt, like a hibernating silkworm.

No one spoke again.

Xu Shi's medicine took effect, He Liangshui's eyelids gradually sank, and he sighed in his heart, and being pushed down by Chu Guyi again, he was really going to bend.

The next day, the six of them walked into the city together.

Liu Huayuan once took the second treasure and the third treasure to trek across mountains and rivers for more than half a month, and her legs were almost disabled. She asked Bo Linger pitifully, "Sister Bai, don't you have a carriage?"

Bo Linger carried a huge and heavy medicine box on his back, and said with a smile, "I have always walked into the city, and I can get there in an hour."

"One hour, two hours." Liu Huayuan wailed, "Chu Guyi, can you control the sword?"

Chu Guyi said: "No. Jiang Ming can't support your weight."

Liu Huayuan swears: "Damn, what's wrong with me?"

The second treasure and the third treasure were alive and kicking, weaving all kinds of flowers and plants into garlands, presenting treasures to He Liangshui: "Sir, here you are."

He Liangshui put the wreath on Chu Guyi's head, "Well, it looks pretty."

Liu Huayuan burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha! What a flower girl!"

Chu Guyi: "..."

He took Ming out of its sheath, cut off countless grass leaves, and sprinkled Liu Huayuan all over her body one after another, making her "wear red and green".

Chu Guyi: "What a colorful ladybug."

Liu Huayuan squeaked and yelled and rushed towards him, Chu Guyi dodged like lightning, Miss Liu jumped into the air again and again, almost fell into the ditch.Two Treasures and Three Treasures clapped better, and Fei Jiu danced around them, making a fuss.

Bai Ling'er looked at them with a smile, and said to He Liangshui, "My place hasn't been this lively in many years."

He Liangshui shook his fan and said, "I made Miss Bai laugh."

"That's great." Bai Ling'er smiled, "I have lived in this medicine valley since I was a child. Although I have a few friends, I don't see them often. The days are lonely. When you come, I have someone to talk to every day. I am very happy."

He Liangshui thought about it, "Miss Bai, there is something I want to ask you for."

"If you don't want to please, please, you should speak directly between friends."

He Liangshui said with a smile: "Miss Bai is so straightforward, so I don't care about it. The second treasure and the third treasure were born in the realm of refining demons, but they have no cultivation and have never harmed anyone. The environment of refining demons is dangerous. If they have no one to protect them, they may not be able to Survive."

"That's why Mr. He accepted them as followers?"

"Yes. But I'm afraid I won't be able to protect myself." He Liangshui sighed, "These two children are good-natured, and Ms. Ruobai doesn't dislike them. Can you take me as a drug boy and leave me as a helper?"

Bai Ling'er thought for a moment, "If Mr. He can trust you, then it's good."

He Liangshui cupped his hands towards her, "So, I would like to thank Miss Bai."

"It's just that it's inconvenient for demons to walk in the world. Their cultivation base is not high, and they are no different from ordinary people. May I wash their marrow and get rid of the breath of demons?"

He Liangshui said with a smile: "We actually thought of going together."

The nearest city to Medicine Valley is called Anshan City, the first of the eighteen cities in southern Xinjiang. There are many prominent and wealthy families in the city. The most famous one is Prince An's Mansion, which is the authentic mansion of the royal relatives and relatives.

It was the young lady of Prince An's Mansion who was sick.As soon as Bo Ling'er entered the city, there was a palace carriage with "An" written on the lantern on the front of the car.

They made an appointment to meet at the Yanlai Inn in the evening, and Bai Linger boarded the car and headed to the palace.

Liu Huayuan envied: "The treatment of a genius doctor is different."

He Liangshui: "This shows that a woman must have a skill to be respected."

Liu Huayuan: "What do you mean? To ridicule me for having a pretty face and no skills?"

"At least you have self-knowledge."

"It's not that the family doesn't enter the house, you are as annoying as Chu Guyi!"

"..."

Probably because it is located in the south, although Anshan City is large, it is full of exquisiteness unique to the south. There are many kinds of tea, food and snacks sold on the roadside, and various shops are row upon row, so it is very lively.

Two Treasures and Three Treasures ran around, there was no way, He Liangshui gave them the Sound Transmission Jade Talisman to prevent them from getting lost.

Liu Huayuan likes to go shopping in shops selling rouge, gouache, jade jewelry, etc., but she has no money and has an eye addiction.

The three troublesome spirits were gone, and He Liangshui was left peacefully, strolling along the street lightly waving his fan.

Chu Guyi asked: "What does Mr. He want?"

"I don't need anything." He Liangshui said so, but he had a plan in his heart. He wanted to save some of the remaining money and entrusted the second treasure and the third treasure to Bo Ling'er, so he couldn't eat and drink for nothing.

Fat Jiu thumped on top of his head: "Look at the rice store over there!"

He Liangshui looked sideways, and there was a wooden board hanging at the door of the rice grain store, on which it was written: Today, Linggu is on sale at [-]% off.

"I want to eat!"

"What to eat, go home and fry rice for you."

"I want to eat, I want to eat~"

Chu Guyi walked to the rice store.He Liangshui said: "Don't buy it!"

The spiritual grains sold in ordinary rice shops are usually grown by Xianmen, and the price of the grains shipped and sold is one hundred times that of ordinary grains, which few ordinary people can afford.Even with a [-]% discount, it was still too expensive in He Liangshui's opinion.

Chu Guyi bought a hundred catties without blinking, and Fei Jiu touched his shoulder: "Chu Guyi, you are so kind to me, Chirp~"

Chu Guyi: "You can eat more than 100 catties of spiritual grain until you die, and you don't need to buy it in the future."

Fat Jiu: "..."

He Liangshui: Ruthless, or brother ruthless.

Passing by a ready-made clothing store, Chu Guyi went in and bought more than a dozen sets of clothes; passing by a seller of antiques, he scanned seven or eight treasures; passing by a seller of books, he searched for more than 100 ancient scrolls.

He Liangshui looked at it all the way, and found it amusing. It turns out that Chu Guyi's shopping mode is a "fast".

Coming out of the study, Chu Guyi paused, and said to He Liangshui: "Mr. He wait a moment." He turned back to the study.

He Liangshui was waiting at the door.

"My lord, what else do you need?" The owner of the bookstore beamed with joy. The more than 100 ancient scrolls he sold just now can match his usual annual income. Who doesn't like such a generous guest.

Chu Guyi scanned the bookshelf for a while, and finally said in a low voice: "Is there... that kind of book?"

The boss immediately understood, and said with a red smile, "Yes, yes, please, young master." He opened a curtain leading to the inner room, "It's all here."

Chu Guyi hesitated whether to go in or not.

The boss knew immediately at a glance: "This is the first time you buy this kind of book?"

"..."

"My lord, let me tell you, it's nothing, it's normal for people to have a lot of desires."

Chu Guyi convinced himself that it was all for learning, otherwise he wouldn't know how to do that kind of thing with Mr. He.He walked into the room with a straight face.

In the next second, he was frightened by the explicit erotic pictures on the wall and backed out.

boss:"……"

It's not right for Chu Guyi to leave, and it's not right if he doesn't leave, so he can only walk in again sullenly.

After a while, he came out with two books pretending to be natural, and paid the bill.The boss thoughtfully wrapped the school in kraft paper and said with a smile, "Master, take it well."

Chu Guyi came out with the book in his arms.

He Liangshui asked: "What book is so tightly packed?"

Chu Guyi immediately threw the book into the Qiankun bag, "It's just two volumes of ancient books."

He Liangshui had no doubts, of course the ancient books should be well protected.His attention was attracted by a big snow-white wolfhound: "Look at that dog, it's so beautiful."

"En." Chu Guyi thought, he must study this book carefully when he goes back, and get rid of Mr. He as soon as possible.

He Liangshui asked: "If Deng Yang was here, would he go up and touch him?"

"Yeah." Chu Guyi continued to wander in the sky, only He Liangshui was in his eyes, and he didn't see a dog hair.

"What a beautiful big white dog!" A cheerful voice came, and in a blink of an eye, someone blocked the dog's way, "Dog, let me pet it, okay?"

He Liangshui: "..." Is Deng Yang equipped with a dog-finding radar?

Deng Yang squatted in front of the big wolf dog, his eyes glowed and he stretched out his paw, "Dog, let me pet it~ Be good~"

The big wolfhound bit his hand with one bite.

Deng Yang screamed: "Aw! Aw!!"

He Liangshui: "...Chu Guyi? Chu Guyi!"

Chu Guyi: "Huh?"

"Deng Yang was bitten by a dog!"

"Oh."

"Look at what I'm doing?" He Liangshui held his face in his hands and turned his direction, "Look there, Deng Yang was bitten by a dog."

Only then did Chu Guyi see the dog and Deng Yang, "? When did he come?"

He flew Ming away and hit the big wolfhound.

The wolfhound was forced to let go and rolled on the ground.It didn't take a moment for it to stand up, its front paws gripping the ground, its back bent down, baring its teeth and howling ferociously.The surrounding people retreated in panic.

It can still stand up after being hit by generals, it is not an ordinary dog.

"Which bastard dares to beat my dog? Don't you open your dog's eyes to see who you are?" A domineering voice came.

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He Liangshui: My younger brother only reads sage books.

Chu Guyi: Yes. () ()