I'm devastated by the glamour halo
Chapter 039 Emergency
Everyone enjoyed the crazy dance for a long time—that is, the modern dance that Liu Huayuan dragged Aye to dance.
It sounds good to say modern dance, because Liu Huayuan can only go around in circles with Aye, and successfully knocked out Aye who was running away, and his attack power plummeted.
They danced from east to west, and then from west to south, dancing in front of every disciple, their skirts fluttering, circling around, and the smell filled the air.As a result, everyone got presbyopia in advance and lost their sense of smell.
Aye wanted to get rid of and attack Liu Huayuan several times, but every time Liu Huayuan was lucky enough to dodge, Liu Huayuan didn't notice Aye's abnormality as if her eyes were lame—or rather, she herself Abnormal.
Until she sang a song, danced a dance, took Aye to the curtain call and bowed gracefully.
"Thank you ladies and gentlemen for your support. It's a wonderful night to be with you tonight. It's time to order songs. What do you want to hear?"
Everyone was speechless.
Liu Huayuan's face was full of red, as if she drank a whole bottle of Erguotou: "No one asked for a song, so I sang it myself—huh?"
A Ye suddenly exerted force, and grabbed her face with one paw!
Less than one centimeter away from Liu Huayuan's face, Aye's tense fingers barely stopped. Deng Yang grabbed her arm and tried to wake her up: "Aye!"
Aye's pupils constricted for a moment, but was soon overwhelmed by hostility again, and spider web lines spread out at the corners of his eyes. He struggled hard, but lowered his head and bit the back of Deng Yang's hand.
Deng Yang screamed "Oh".
He Liangshui said: "Let her let go, don't bite and bleed, or you will become a zombie!"
"?? What is a zombie?" Deng Yang pressed his hand on Aye's forehead and pushed it away, and other disciples also came to help.
"That's what she looks like now."
Liu Huayuan was frightened by this scene, her teeth chattered and she burrowed towards He Liangshui, but before she got close, her body tightened, and she was tied up with ropes from top to bottom, she said in shock, "Chu Guyi, what are you doing? !"
Chu Guyi said: "Sit down, don't bite anyone."
Liu Huayuan: "..." Why does this order sound so familiar?
She reacted suddenly: "Damn, I'm not a dog."
Under the panic of everyone, A Ye was also tied up, and Deng Yang had two rows of deep tooth marks on the back of his hand, which was a bit worn out.He grinned in pain: "Am I going to become a zombie?"
He Liangshui: "Let me just say that all people who get this disease are women. If it is contagious, maybe you will become a woman."
Deng Yang was dumbfounded: "Really?!"
"Of course it's fake. The foolish kid will believe it."
"..."
Although Aye lost all sanity, she was a weak woman after all. After going crazy for half an hour, she exhausted her physical energy, opened her eyes dumbly, and didn't cry or move.
Chu Guyi raised his middle and index fingers together, gathered a little spiritual power with his fingertips, touched her forehead, and said to Deng Yang: "Call her."
Deng Yang called loudly: "Aye? Aye?..."
Liu Huayuan was tied with a fairy rope, and jumped twice like a rabbit, saying: "If this is in a TV series, she won't wake up if you call her that."
"?"
"You should confess to her affectionately, saying how much you like her, but she won't marry."
Deng Yang's face turned red: "Miss Liu, please don't talk nonsense."
"You don't like her, would you be willing to be bitten by her?"
Chu Guyi: "Every time I see a big white dog, Deng Yang will be willing to be bitten by the dog just to touch it."
Deng Yang: "..."
He Liangshui: "..." It's the big white dog again. In Chu Guyi's eyes, are Deng Yang and the big white dog a natural match?
Liu Huayuan gave up on waking up Aye from the aspect of love, and went to battle in person: "Aye, Aye, wake up, think about your tofu, so many people are waiting to eat your tofu... Uh, I mean it Tofu, not your tofu...it's your tofu, not..."
Liu Huayuan was in a mess.
He Liangshui supported his forehead and acted as an influence: "Aye, making tofu is an ancestral handicraft of your family. From your great-grandfather to your parents, and then to your hands, are you really willing to give up Ye's tofu?"
"I believe that for you, Yejia Tofu is not just making tofu and selling tofu, but a small belief in living in this world, right?"
"Aye, there are still many people waiting to eat the tofu you made. Yejia tofu is really delicious. Would you like to make it again for us to eat?"
Everyone watched Aye's expression expectantly.
Half a cup of tea passed away, a stick of incense passed away... Aye remained unchanged.
He Liangshui coughed dryly in embarrassment: "It seems that probation won't work."
Liu Huayuan: "The TV dramas are all lies."
Chu Guyi withdrew his hand, and suddenly heard an anxious shout from outside: "Is Immortal Chu here? Is Immortal Chu here?"
Several disciples went out first and asked, "Why are you looking for my senior brother?"
"Chu Xianchang, it's terrible, my mother-in-law, she murdered!" The person who came was a seven-foot man, but at this moment he was as timid and frightened as a woman, "She killed my concubine, and she will kill me! Help! Me, save me!"
After finishing speaking, I only heard a menacing soprano: "I will kill you if you kill a thousand swords!! Where can you escape!"
Everyone looked intently, and saw a ball-like middle-aged woman rushing out of the night, holding a butcher's knife high in her hand, with a shiny edge.
The big man cried out with a lot of tears and snot: "Help the Immortal Elder!"
There was no need for Chu Guyi to make a move, all the disciples worked together to restrain the woman.The woman's brute strength was astonishing, and she actually broke the ordinary rope. It was a disciple who took out a special tendon rope to completely bind it.
Seeing that his mother-in-law could no longer be violent, the big man became vicious: "Immortal Chief, this mother-in-law is very hateful, why don't you just kill her..."
Chu Guyi's eyes sharpened, and the big man stammered suddenly: "Send her, her...to the official?"
"That will have to wait for her to return to normal."
The big man was obedient: "Then I'll go back first, you must take good care of this woman."
The woman was tied to the porch pillar and yelled fiercely: "Wang Er, wait! I will kill you when you get home!" The big man staggered and ran wildly.
Deng Yang asked: "Is she awake?"
He Liangshui covered his nose with a fan and walked up to the woman cautiously, "Madam, do you still remember your name?"
Woman: "Wang Er, I can't spare you! I'm going to chop you up to pieces!! You black-hearted, rotten ass. Eyes!"
He Liangshui: "..."
Liu Huayuan was hopping on the rabbit again: "It seems that everyone is Wang Er in her eyes now, don't get too close, and be careful to become a eunuch."
Chu Guyi grabbed He Liangshui's wrist and pulled back.Deng Yang felt a chill, and quickly threw the woman's butcher's knife into the weeds.
He Liangshui looked at Liu Huayuan, "Why do you keep dancing?"
Liu Huayuan: "I don't know, I just want to dance, I can't stop - this is the self-cultivation of a dancer, the dancer's soul is burning!"
I didn't see the self-cultivation, but my physical strength is good.He Liangshui found that the end of her eyes, like that of A Ye and the woman, had spider webs, which looked quite scary.
"It seems that the main symptoms of this madness are mania, irritability, and spirits that increase several times during a certain period of time. Moreover, it is not midnight now, and perhaps as time goes by, they will wake up earlier day by day. "He Liangshui analyzed.
This is the second night.
"It stinks." Second Treasure and Three Treasures frowned.
It is said that three women play a show, but here are three women who can make people dizzy.
He Liangshui desperately fanned his face but couldn't get rid of the lingering stench. Chu Guyi took out a bottle of medicine and said, "This medicine can make people lose their sense of smell temporarily."
All the disciples rushed forward: "Brother Chu, why didn't you say it earlier!"
At the end of the division, there was only one left, and Chu Guyi handed it to He Liangshui.
"This smell won't kill me, you can eat it." He Liangshui said.
Chu Guyi said: "Mr. He, do you like watermelon or winter melon?"
"what?……"
Chu Guyi actually stuffed the medicine into his mouth, and in the blink of an eye, he was already very close, just like in the arena of Fallen Demon City...
He Liangshui opened his eyes wide, is he going to be "kissed" again?
With a grunt, he swallowed the medicine.
Chu Guyi smiled slightly and backed away, he was just pretending.And He Liangshui thought it was true, subconsciously swallowed the medicine.
They are clearly not related, but there is an atmosphere of "found a pair of dog and boy" around them.
Fat Jiu broke the ambiguity between them: "Have you guys forgotten me? I don't want to smell bad smell either."
Deng Yang was shocked: "It's alive! A little chubby bird that can talk! I thought it was Mr. He's headgear."
Fei Jiu flew over and slapped Deng Yang in the face: "You are fat! Jiu Jiu Jiu!"
There is only a moment of relaxation, and tonight is destined to be restless.
One after another, people came to ask for help, saying that their daughter/daughter-in-law/proprietress/servant had gone crazy again, worse than last night, that they had injured people with murderous weapons, and that the tying up didn't work, and the town was in turmoil.
Chu Guyi left two disciples to guard the Biyun Temple, and the disciples who went to him, including him and He Liangshui, were only seven, which was not enough at all.
"Senior brother Lin, are you asleep?" There was no way, Chu Guyi contacted Lin Songyan with the Sound Transmission Jade Talisman.
Lin Songyan's voice was clear: "Not yet, how is the investigation going?"
"The situation is urgent, can senior brother bring a few more people?"
"it is good."
"After arriving in the town, brother, please take people directly to Lushui Lane and South Street. I will go to the back alley and Widow's Well first."
"it is good."
"Brother, please."
"No trouble."
"there's one more thing……"
"You said."
"Forget it, it won't be too late to report after the matter is dealt with."
He Liangshui has already entered Widow Liu's house.
This famous tourist attraction in Wutong Town, after two nights of destruction, now only remains a mess, the tables and stools were all chopped off with a hatchet, the wellhead is full of debris, the doors and windows of each room are completely damaged, and only one room is lit. candlelight.
This bit of candlelight casts a gloomy coat on this place.Just like in a dilapidated courtyard in a storybook novel, there will always be such a man-eating spirit or ghost living there.
If you don't die, you won't die. He Liangshui is well versed in the horror movie mode, so he immediately stopped and waited for Chu Guyi.
Chu Guyi came in, and the two of them looked at each other, without saying a word, they approached the room with candles tacitly.
Chu Guyi moved slightly with his right hand, took Ming's form, went to the door, and gently pushed it open.
This door is so old that it sounds like an erhu when it is pushed open a little.The people inside immediately became alert and glared viciously over.
He Liangshui was startled. Others only had spider webs at the corners of their eyes, but Widow Liu had black lines all over her face.
The more and deeper the lines, the more manic and hostile it is.
Chu Guyi can't really hurt them, the fairy rope and beef tendon rope have been used up, how to bring this Widow Liu to Biyun Temple is a problem.
When the two were thinking about a good plan, Widow Liu gradually softened her face, and said with a smile: "Son, you are back, don't delay the auspicious time, come and marry your daughter-in-law."
"???"
The author has something to say:
Liu Huayuan: Hop, Hop, Hop, Hop~I am a happy little rabbit~
He Liangshui: Why is the wolf's daughter a rabbit?
Chu Guyi: Because the wolf's wife is a rabbit.
It sounds good to say modern dance, because Liu Huayuan can only go around in circles with Aye, and successfully knocked out Aye who was running away, and his attack power plummeted.
They danced from east to west, and then from west to south, dancing in front of every disciple, their skirts fluttering, circling around, and the smell filled the air.As a result, everyone got presbyopia in advance and lost their sense of smell.
Aye wanted to get rid of and attack Liu Huayuan several times, but every time Liu Huayuan was lucky enough to dodge, Liu Huayuan didn't notice Aye's abnormality as if her eyes were lame—or rather, she herself Abnormal.
Until she sang a song, danced a dance, took Aye to the curtain call and bowed gracefully.
"Thank you ladies and gentlemen for your support. It's a wonderful night to be with you tonight. It's time to order songs. What do you want to hear?"
Everyone was speechless.
Liu Huayuan's face was full of red, as if she drank a whole bottle of Erguotou: "No one asked for a song, so I sang it myself—huh?"
A Ye suddenly exerted force, and grabbed her face with one paw!
Less than one centimeter away from Liu Huayuan's face, Aye's tense fingers barely stopped. Deng Yang grabbed her arm and tried to wake her up: "Aye!"
Aye's pupils constricted for a moment, but was soon overwhelmed by hostility again, and spider web lines spread out at the corners of his eyes. He struggled hard, but lowered his head and bit the back of Deng Yang's hand.
Deng Yang screamed "Oh".
He Liangshui said: "Let her let go, don't bite and bleed, or you will become a zombie!"
"?? What is a zombie?" Deng Yang pressed his hand on Aye's forehead and pushed it away, and other disciples also came to help.
"That's what she looks like now."
Liu Huayuan was frightened by this scene, her teeth chattered and she burrowed towards He Liangshui, but before she got close, her body tightened, and she was tied up with ropes from top to bottom, she said in shock, "Chu Guyi, what are you doing? !"
Chu Guyi said: "Sit down, don't bite anyone."
Liu Huayuan: "..." Why does this order sound so familiar?
She reacted suddenly: "Damn, I'm not a dog."
Under the panic of everyone, A Ye was also tied up, and Deng Yang had two rows of deep tooth marks on the back of his hand, which was a bit worn out.He grinned in pain: "Am I going to become a zombie?"
He Liangshui: "Let me just say that all people who get this disease are women. If it is contagious, maybe you will become a woman."
Deng Yang was dumbfounded: "Really?!"
"Of course it's fake. The foolish kid will believe it."
"..."
Although Aye lost all sanity, she was a weak woman after all. After going crazy for half an hour, she exhausted her physical energy, opened her eyes dumbly, and didn't cry or move.
Chu Guyi raised his middle and index fingers together, gathered a little spiritual power with his fingertips, touched her forehead, and said to Deng Yang: "Call her."
Deng Yang called loudly: "Aye? Aye?..."
Liu Huayuan was tied with a fairy rope, and jumped twice like a rabbit, saying: "If this is in a TV series, she won't wake up if you call her that."
"?"
"You should confess to her affectionately, saying how much you like her, but she won't marry."
Deng Yang's face turned red: "Miss Liu, please don't talk nonsense."
"You don't like her, would you be willing to be bitten by her?"
Chu Guyi: "Every time I see a big white dog, Deng Yang will be willing to be bitten by the dog just to touch it."
Deng Yang: "..."
He Liangshui: "..." It's the big white dog again. In Chu Guyi's eyes, are Deng Yang and the big white dog a natural match?
Liu Huayuan gave up on waking up Aye from the aspect of love, and went to battle in person: "Aye, Aye, wake up, think about your tofu, so many people are waiting to eat your tofu... Uh, I mean it Tofu, not your tofu...it's your tofu, not..."
Liu Huayuan was in a mess.
He Liangshui supported his forehead and acted as an influence: "Aye, making tofu is an ancestral handicraft of your family. From your great-grandfather to your parents, and then to your hands, are you really willing to give up Ye's tofu?"
"I believe that for you, Yejia Tofu is not just making tofu and selling tofu, but a small belief in living in this world, right?"
"Aye, there are still many people waiting to eat the tofu you made. Yejia tofu is really delicious. Would you like to make it again for us to eat?"
Everyone watched Aye's expression expectantly.
Half a cup of tea passed away, a stick of incense passed away... Aye remained unchanged.
He Liangshui coughed dryly in embarrassment: "It seems that probation won't work."
Liu Huayuan: "The TV dramas are all lies."
Chu Guyi withdrew his hand, and suddenly heard an anxious shout from outside: "Is Immortal Chu here? Is Immortal Chu here?"
Several disciples went out first and asked, "Why are you looking for my senior brother?"
"Chu Xianchang, it's terrible, my mother-in-law, she murdered!" The person who came was a seven-foot man, but at this moment he was as timid and frightened as a woman, "She killed my concubine, and she will kill me! Help! Me, save me!"
After finishing speaking, I only heard a menacing soprano: "I will kill you if you kill a thousand swords!! Where can you escape!"
Everyone looked intently, and saw a ball-like middle-aged woman rushing out of the night, holding a butcher's knife high in her hand, with a shiny edge.
The big man cried out with a lot of tears and snot: "Help the Immortal Elder!"
There was no need for Chu Guyi to make a move, all the disciples worked together to restrain the woman.The woman's brute strength was astonishing, and she actually broke the ordinary rope. It was a disciple who took out a special tendon rope to completely bind it.
Seeing that his mother-in-law could no longer be violent, the big man became vicious: "Immortal Chief, this mother-in-law is very hateful, why don't you just kill her..."
Chu Guyi's eyes sharpened, and the big man stammered suddenly: "Send her, her...to the official?"
"That will have to wait for her to return to normal."
The big man was obedient: "Then I'll go back first, you must take good care of this woman."
The woman was tied to the porch pillar and yelled fiercely: "Wang Er, wait! I will kill you when you get home!" The big man staggered and ran wildly.
Deng Yang asked: "Is she awake?"
He Liangshui covered his nose with a fan and walked up to the woman cautiously, "Madam, do you still remember your name?"
Woman: "Wang Er, I can't spare you! I'm going to chop you up to pieces!! You black-hearted, rotten ass. Eyes!"
He Liangshui: "..."
Liu Huayuan was hopping on the rabbit again: "It seems that everyone is Wang Er in her eyes now, don't get too close, and be careful to become a eunuch."
Chu Guyi grabbed He Liangshui's wrist and pulled back.Deng Yang felt a chill, and quickly threw the woman's butcher's knife into the weeds.
He Liangshui looked at Liu Huayuan, "Why do you keep dancing?"
Liu Huayuan: "I don't know, I just want to dance, I can't stop - this is the self-cultivation of a dancer, the dancer's soul is burning!"
I didn't see the self-cultivation, but my physical strength is good.He Liangshui found that the end of her eyes, like that of A Ye and the woman, had spider webs, which looked quite scary.
"It seems that the main symptoms of this madness are mania, irritability, and spirits that increase several times during a certain period of time. Moreover, it is not midnight now, and perhaps as time goes by, they will wake up earlier day by day. "He Liangshui analyzed.
This is the second night.
"It stinks." Second Treasure and Three Treasures frowned.
It is said that three women play a show, but here are three women who can make people dizzy.
He Liangshui desperately fanned his face but couldn't get rid of the lingering stench. Chu Guyi took out a bottle of medicine and said, "This medicine can make people lose their sense of smell temporarily."
All the disciples rushed forward: "Brother Chu, why didn't you say it earlier!"
At the end of the division, there was only one left, and Chu Guyi handed it to He Liangshui.
"This smell won't kill me, you can eat it." He Liangshui said.
Chu Guyi said: "Mr. He, do you like watermelon or winter melon?"
"what?……"
Chu Guyi actually stuffed the medicine into his mouth, and in the blink of an eye, he was already very close, just like in the arena of Fallen Demon City...
He Liangshui opened his eyes wide, is he going to be "kissed" again?
With a grunt, he swallowed the medicine.
Chu Guyi smiled slightly and backed away, he was just pretending.And He Liangshui thought it was true, subconsciously swallowed the medicine.
They are clearly not related, but there is an atmosphere of "found a pair of dog and boy" around them.
Fat Jiu broke the ambiguity between them: "Have you guys forgotten me? I don't want to smell bad smell either."
Deng Yang was shocked: "It's alive! A little chubby bird that can talk! I thought it was Mr. He's headgear."
Fei Jiu flew over and slapped Deng Yang in the face: "You are fat! Jiu Jiu Jiu!"
There is only a moment of relaxation, and tonight is destined to be restless.
One after another, people came to ask for help, saying that their daughter/daughter-in-law/proprietress/servant had gone crazy again, worse than last night, that they had injured people with murderous weapons, and that the tying up didn't work, and the town was in turmoil.
Chu Guyi left two disciples to guard the Biyun Temple, and the disciples who went to him, including him and He Liangshui, were only seven, which was not enough at all.
"Senior brother Lin, are you asleep?" There was no way, Chu Guyi contacted Lin Songyan with the Sound Transmission Jade Talisman.
Lin Songyan's voice was clear: "Not yet, how is the investigation going?"
"The situation is urgent, can senior brother bring a few more people?"
"it is good."
"After arriving in the town, brother, please take people directly to Lushui Lane and South Street. I will go to the back alley and Widow's Well first."
"it is good."
"Brother, please."
"No trouble."
"there's one more thing……"
"You said."
"Forget it, it won't be too late to report after the matter is dealt with."
He Liangshui has already entered Widow Liu's house.
This famous tourist attraction in Wutong Town, after two nights of destruction, now only remains a mess, the tables and stools were all chopped off with a hatchet, the wellhead is full of debris, the doors and windows of each room are completely damaged, and only one room is lit. candlelight.
This bit of candlelight casts a gloomy coat on this place.Just like in a dilapidated courtyard in a storybook novel, there will always be such a man-eating spirit or ghost living there.
If you don't die, you won't die. He Liangshui is well versed in the horror movie mode, so he immediately stopped and waited for Chu Guyi.
Chu Guyi came in, and the two of them looked at each other, without saying a word, they approached the room with candles tacitly.
Chu Guyi moved slightly with his right hand, took Ming's form, went to the door, and gently pushed it open.
This door is so old that it sounds like an erhu when it is pushed open a little.The people inside immediately became alert and glared viciously over.
He Liangshui was startled. Others only had spider webs at the corners of their eyes, but Widow Liu had black lines all over her face.
The more and deeper the lines, the more manic and hostile it is.
Chu Guyi can't really hurt them, the fairy rope and beef tendon rope have been used up, how to bring this Widow Liu to Biyun Temple is a problem.
When the two were thinking about a good plan, Widow Liu gradually softened her face, and said with a smile: "Son, you are back, don't delay the auspicious time, come and marry your daughter-in-law."
"???"
The author has something to say:
Liu Huayuan: Hop, Hop, Hop, Hop~I am a happy little rabbit~
He Liangshui: Why is the wolf's daughter a rabbit?
Chu Guyi: Because the wolf's wife is a rabbit.
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