I'm devastated by the glamour halo

He Liangshui is facing a very serious situation.

His whole body was soft, his breathing was hot, and he was lying on a big bed with brocade curtains.Everything around is exquisite and luxurious, even the tent above the head is made of gold.

Green smoke curled up from the purple gold incense burner, exuding a rich aroma, infiltrating the nostrils and invading the lungs, making the brain feel dizzy.

He Liangshui braced himself up and let out a hoarse cry for help: "Little Chirp, Little Chirp!"

On the beams of the roof, a gray and chubby bird flew down with fluttering wings. Its two small paws stood by the pillow, and the beak whispered: "You finally woke up."

"What's going on?" He Liangshui had a splitting headache, "Where is this? What's wrong with me?"

A series of questions actually made this fat bird sigh in violation of biology—it can already speak, which means that it is not an ordinary bird.

Fat Jiu sighed, "This is Duo Moluo's bedroom, you were given ten incense and soft tendons by him."

"Shixiangruanjinsan?" He Liangshui looked confused, "What does he want to do?"

"A person drugged another person and took it back to his bedroom and put it on the bed. What do you think he wants to do?"

He Liangshui: "..."

He Liangshui: "Fuck! Is he the same??"

Fat Jiu: "It seems so at the moment."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?!"

"That's how I found out, the original book is a mess..."

He Liangshui took a deep breath and tried to turn over, but it didn't work, he still couldn't pull up any strength, he clenched his back molars: "Where's the Duo Moluo?"

Fei Jiu: "I'm going to get the balm."

He Liangshui was taken aback: "Scent cream?"

Fei Jiu: "It's the ancient version of lubricant."

He Liangshui: "...Fuck!!!"

Before Duo Moluo came back, he must leave this ghost place as soon as possible.

He Liangshui took a deep breath, trying to be as calm as possible: "Xiao Jiu, give me the antidote."

"If I knew where the antidote is, I would have stuffed it in your mouth long ago." Fat Jiu said, "But don't worry, the dose of Shixiang Ruanjin Powder should not be large, and you will be free in an hour at most."

The reason for this is of course not because Duo Moluo is soft-hearted, but because he doesn't like playing with a "corpse".

He Liangshui was furious: "It's useless to regain my freedom in an hour, my virginity is gone!"

"A man can bend and stretch."

"Believe it or not, I'll pluck your hair off?"

"..." Fat Chirp shook the smooth and beautiful bird feathers all over his body, "Host please don't get excited, I'll help you find the antidote."

He Liangshui closed his eyes, very suspicious of the peeing nature of this cheating system, and his thoughts changed: "Don't look for an antidote, go find Chu Guyi for me."

"Okay!" Fat Jiu spread its wings, obviously it also felt that the hero of this novel was more reliable than itself, "You must persist until Chu Guyi comes to save you."

"Go!!" He Liangshui was almost roaring.

After the Feijiu system flew out, He Liangshui's eyes were blank, and he was speechless - what is this all about!

Things started three days ago.

Just like the beginning of a book transmigration on a bad street, He Liangshui woke up and transmigrated into this 500 million-word unfinished "masterpiece" of the year, "Lonely".

Just like its slightly literary title, the hero of the novel, Chu Guyi, also inherited the name, lonely and elegant.

Chu Guyi was abandoned on the street not long after he was born, and a group of beggars dragged him until he was five years old. By coincidence, he was picked up by the head of the Cultivation Sect, and he started his journey of cultivation from then on.

It took ten years to become one of the direct disciples of the head of the sect from being a miscellaneous outer disciple.

Chu Guyi practiced and grew up alone.At the age of 20, he started to wander alone, and occasionally he had friends and sisters on the road. However, every time the small dungeon ended, either the friends died heroically, or the girl's life was unlucky.

Occasionally, some friends who survived the catastrophe will part ways with Chu Guyi after the journey is over.

In Chu Guyi's short life of more than 20 years, he was full of homelessness, life and death, and experienced hardships and narrow escapes several times.Brothers from the same school, girls they met, and friends on the road, it seems that no one can stay by Chu Guyi's side for a long time.

It can be said to be quite lonely and miserable.

The amazing thing is that Chu Guyi himself doesn't feel that he is miserable, he always goes with the situation and is righteous.

Undoubtedly, Chu Guyi's character is not outstanding among all kinds of cool and domineering male protagonists.Apart from a body of genius suitable for cultivating immortals, and a face that is enough to make thousands of girls fall in love with him, there is no other aura-in fact, these two things are already very remarkable, but so far, he has not picked up a single girl. Regarding this, He Liangshui Very vocal.

All in all, He Liangshui has transmigrated into this ordinary unfinished article, and the task issued by the system is to help Chu Guyi get rid of being single and eliminate the readers' resentment.

He Liangshui thought, isn't this simple?

Although he has never been in a relationship himself, as an aspiring young man in the 21st century, his theoretical knowledge can circle the world.

So he learned about the male protagonist Chu Guyi's movements from the system, and he rushed to Fallen Devil City without stopping with two attendants.

In the original book, the plot progresses until the male protagonist Chu Guyi enters the realm of refining demons, kills the villain's little boss in one fell swoop, and then continues to search for the continuation of the spirit grass.

Chu Guyi will go to Fallen Demon City, presumably because he got the news about Xu Lingcao.

He Liangshui went to the city to inquire for a while, and as expected, the second lady of Fallen Demon City, Duo Molan, was conducting a contest to recruit relatives, and those who won her favor presented Xu Lingcao in public.

This method is straightforward enough.

He Liangshui suddenly became excited, and gracefully waved his folding fan in the crowd: "This Duo Molan is a cheerful girl, if Chu Guyi wants to get the Xu Lingcao, he has to participate in a competition to recruit relatives, and to win her favor, I don't need to be a matchmaker gone."

The Feijiu system standing above his head is not optimistic: "It would be nice if it could be that simple."

There is precedent for this.In the original book, there are actually several girls who have admired Chu Guyi, but without exception, every time a girl expresses her affection for him, he can't see, feel like he's blind, and finish his own business Immediately left, leaving the girl in a mess in the wind, and never appeared again.

500 million words, readers want to read the emotional line, even a little ambiguity is fine, but Chu Guyi has turned himself into an ascetic monk with a plot flow, there is no sign of love at all, if his experience is not interesting enough, readers would have given up on the article long ago ——Unfortunately, in the end, it still fell into a big pit with more unfinished endings.

"It's okay, we have a secret weapon." He Liangshui took out the excrement-yellow ball that was pinned in his belt, his eyes sparkled, "As long as Chu Guyi eats it, even if he doesn't want to, he will follow it...hehehe."

Xiaojiu: "...your laughter is a little perverted."

This feces-yellow meatball is exactly the golden finger prop given to He Liangshui by the system: the aura of a millionaire.

As the name suggests, as long as you eat it, you will be able to see the flowers that everyone loves and see the flowers bloom, and the radiance will blind the dog's eyes.With it, there will be no girls to take the initiative to come to the door. Even if Chu Guyi is a piece of wood, there will always be spring after a dead wood.

It is better to hit the sun than to choose a day, and it coincides with the second lady of Fallen Demon City competing in martial arts to recruit relatives, He Liangshui decides to give Chu Guyi a gluttonous yellow pill on this beautiful and auspicious day.

Under the arena, there were crowds of people, most of whom were residents of the Demon Refining Realm who came to try their luck. They all looked strange and crooked, so when He Liangshui saw Chu Guyi, he felt that the whole world lit up.

As long as Duo Molan's eyes are not blind, Chu Guyi is definitely the husband's first choice.

"Look, our hero is there!" Fat Jiu flapped his wings and danced wildly above He Liangshui's head.

He Liangshui put away the fan and knocked on it, "Be quiet."

Shi Shiran passed through the crowd and stood one meter away from Chu Guyi.

Looking closely at the male protagonist who has turned into a three-dimensional 3D paper man, He Liangshui sighed inwardly. Chu Guyi really is the male protagonist, with a face like a crown jade, a dragon and a phoenix, and his skin is so good... He Liangshui couldn't help but stretch out his hand.

Chu Guyi avoided vigilantly, "What are you doing?"

"It's a bit hot today." He Liangshui calmly wiped his forehead with his backhand, it was cold.

Oh, and he's wearing a white jade mask.

So in Chu Guyi's eyes, he is just a weirdo wearing a mask with a fist on top of his head.

Chu Guyi was noncommittal, his eyes gliding around his head.Fat Jiu immediately puffed out her small furry chest, and twisted it shyly.

"My spiritual pet." He Liangshui had already figured out the identity for the system, "Just call it Xiaojiu."

Chu Guyi looked away.

He Liangshui took the initiative to chat a few words, but got no response, and asked with a smile: "Is your throat uncomfortable? I have throat lozenges here, just take them and you will be fine."

As he spoke, he took out the ball that looked like booger and squeezed it into a halo ball.

Chu Guyi: "..."

He refused: "No need."

He Liangshui tried his best to recommend: "Although it looks unattractive, it makes people lose their appetite, but as long as you eat it, the medicine will cure your disease!" Especially your orphan disease.

Chu Guyi couldn't believe a stranger he met for the first time, so he silently took two steps away from He Liangshui.

He Liangshui, who failed to fool the male lead, took back the fancier shit yellow pill, unfolded the fan and shook it slowly, continuing to get close to Chu Guyi one after another.

"I heard that the second lady of the Fallen Demon City is charming and glamorous, while Mr. Chu is handsome and graceful. From my point of view, you are a perfect match."

Chu Guyi finally gave He Liangshui a serious look, "How do you know my surname is Chu?"

"..." He Liangshui smiled slightly, "I can tell fortunes."

Chu Guyi ignored it, and there was an aura of vigilance all over his body.

He Liangshui pinched his fingers seriously, "Young Master Chu, you were born lonely at the age of 25, and today is the day when your peach blossom catastrophe will come."

Before waiting for Chu Guyi's reaction, He Liangshui only heard a series of voices from the young man calling: "Sir! Sir!"

Among the crowd, two teenagers about fourteen or fifteen years old came running up and down, holding two bunches of bright red candied haws in their hands.

Although the Demon Refining Realm is the domain of demon cultivators, in a big city like Fallen Demon City, the life of the people is almost the same as that of ordinary people, they have to eat, drink and sleep.

The two teenagers are He Liangshui's attendants, the little demon cultivator, but they have been practicing so far, and they can't even beat a goose.Their names are Erbao and Sanbao, which shows that the setting of the cannon fodder supporting roles in this book is very simple and rude.

He Liangshui didn't expect them to be helpful to his mission, but he took them with him because he saw how pitiful they were without parents, so that they could be companions and chat on the road.

He Liangshui looked at them lovingly like a brother, but the second treasure who took the lead screamed: "Chu Guyi?!"

After finishing speaking, he threw the candied haws in his hand aggressively.

The candied haws spun in the air, passed He Liangshui's eyes, and went straight to Chu Guyi——

He Liangshui didn't have time to think, he turned around and stretched his arms, trying to use his fan to change the trajectory of the candied haws.

It was too late to say that, Chu Guyi moved around, avoiding the candied haws, but He Liangshui couldn't stop the devil's pace, and with a slap, a fan hit Chu Guyi's face.

He Liangshui: "..."

A red mark was clearly visible on Chu Guyi's face, and his eyes darkened slightly.

To die, I slapped the male lead in the face when we met for the first time.

The fat man on top of He Liangshui's head shook his chubby body, and flew to Sanbao's head for "refuge".

Er Bao trembled: "Sir, let's run!"

He Liangshui squeezed his fan tightly, veins twitching on his forehead, "Shut up."

Er Bao closed his mouth in aggrieved manner, looking at Chu Guyi with fear and anger.

"Sorry Mr. Chu," He Liangshui handed over the fan, "I didn't do it on purpose, if you're too angry, you can slap me."

Chu Guyi didn't take his fan, "Why are they afraid of me?"

He Liangshui was slightly stuck, and then curled the corners of his lips: "You are a righteous person, and they are demon cultivators. It is only natural that they are afraid of you."

Chu Guyi didn't know whether he accepted this reason, his gaze coldly swept over the second treasure and the third treasure, and the two poor little devils went straight to hide behind He Liangshui.

He Liangshui carefully looked at the red marks on Chu Guyi's face, feeling guilty and embarrassed, he ordered: "Erbao, go buy some beauty powder."

Erbao pursed his mouth and let out an "oh", Sanbao fed Feijiu a candied haws, and obediently followed Erbao.

Fei Jiu flew to He Liangshui's shoulder with candied haws in his mouth, and pecked at it with relish, but He Liangshui didn't bother to care about it, and said to Chu Guyi, "I'll put some makeup on for you when you buy the beauty powder later."

Chu Guyi refused: "No need."

"It's still necessary to cover it up. Martial arts competitions are not only about martial arts, but also appearance."

"Appearance?"

"It's the face."

"Then why are you wearing a mask?"

"I'm not here to participate in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives." He Liangshui leisurely waved his fan. He came to see Chu Guyi to participate in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives. He has no luck with all the girls in this book.

While speaking, the crowd was in a commotion.In the arena, two maids came out to announce the rules of marriage recruitment. In short, two sentences: [-]. It doesn’t matter whether you are a person who cultivates immortals or demons, and whether you use force, mana or spiritual power. The winner is the first choice; palace.

He Liangshui's heart skipped a beat. I'm afraid Chu Guyi would never agree to the second condition.

Sure enough, after the start of the competition, Chu Guyi just looked at the ring and had no intention of going up for the time being.

Although Duo Molan hadn't shown up, there were quite a few people who participated in the recruitment, and sparks flew even more in the arena.He Liangshui guessed that Duo Molan, as the second lady of Fallen Demon City, was dignified and reserved, so she should be in the small building behind the ring, observing the scene secretly.

The first person to accept the challenge was a tall and strong demon guard who was around Duo Molan. Only after defeating him could he accept the challenge from others.

However, after half an hour, no one could defeat this guard.

The maid gradually showed contempt, "Everyone can't even defeat my guards in the Fallen Demon Palace, how dare you miss the second lady, and don't piss to take care of yourself."

Everyone in the audience gritted their teeth when they heard this.

He Liangshui said with a smile: "You don't need to piss on yourself, you are already beautiful."

Chu Guyi: "..."

With a scream, another demon cultivator was punched off the stage.

There are fewer and fewer people who dare to go up and challenge.

He Liangshui was a little anxious, "Chu Guyi, are you still going up?"

Chu Guyi said: "Why waste your energy in vain, I will go up after they are all finished fighting."

He Liangshui suddenly realized that Chu Guyi was going to wait for the group of cannon fodder to choose the strongest one, and then he would go on stage and hit the strongest one by KO.It's really very trouble-free and very Chu Guyi's style.

"Aren't you afraid that before you came to power, Duo Molan had already chosen her husband?" He Liangshui hit the point.

Chu Guyi's expression moved slightly, and then he said a very straightforward line: "I don't care who she chooses as her husband, I just want to get the spirit continuation grass."

"But you have to go on stage and take part in the competition." He Liangshui could figure out his logic. He dared to think that he won today, but it was just to continue the spirit grass. As for getting married, it was impossible.

Chu Guyi fell silent, as if he was thinking of a good strategy.

He Liangshui really wanted to ask, if you can get both the girl and the spirit grass, why is there any hesitation?

Probably because the competition was overwhelmingly boring, the noble second lady finally couldn't help showing up, and the crowd fell silent for a moment.

He Liangshui raised his eyes and saw a graceful woman in purple clothes coming on stage, her skirt was slit, her thighs were half exposed, and she was holding a black leather whip with her slender fingers, she looked like a royal lady.

He Liangshui poked Chu Guyi with his fan, "Look, look, do you like it?"

Chu Guyi frowned slightly, and avoided half a step.

Duo Molan condescendingly glanced at the audience, her red lips curled up into a sneering smile: "In today's Demon Refining Realm, there is not even a decent man. I originally wanted to accept four or five people as dragons and phoenixes, but all the ones who came here were leprosy... □."

He Liangshui: "..." Four or five?Girl, you have a big appetite.

Women in the Demon Realm compete in martial arts to recruit relatives, which is really different from the world.

If this drags on like this, I'm afraid that a good chance to pick up a girl will be wasted, so He Liangshui decided to use the aggressive method.

Putting away the fan with a snap, and tapping it on the palm of his hand, He Liangshui laughed loudly and said, "Second Miss's words are wrong."

After finishing speaking, Shi Shi ran through the crowd, one step away from the ring.

Duo Molan noticed the fat on the top of his head, and only looked away after a while, "What's your opinion, young master?"

He Liangshui answered with actions. He jumped onto the ring in a chic posture, spread out his fan and waved lightly, "This person is a dragon and a phoenix, so he naturally needs to be set off."

"Oh? You compare yourself to a dragon and a phoenix?" Duo Molan lifted her chin slightly, and rubbed the handle of the whip with her thumb, "The concubine should take a good look at her body."

He Liangshui's attention was not on the beautiful woman in front of him, he kept observing the audience from the corner of his eyes, Chu Guyi... was still so calm.

"Who are you looking at?" Duo Molan keenly noticed that He Liangshui was distracted, and her voice was full of displeasure.

"Oh, my younger brother." He Liangshui smiled slightly, and pointed at Chu Guyi with his fan, "I just thought, I can't lose face in front of my younger brother, Second Miss, don't blame me."

This time, He Liangshui finally saw the expression fluctuate on Chu Guyi's face, it should be a similar "speechless" expression.

Duo Molan followed, her displeasure dissipated a little, "Your brother looks good."

He Liangshui: "Not only is he good, he is the ceiling for the male characters in this book."

"?"

Returning to the topic, He Liangshui asked with a smile: "As long as the second lady's bodyguard is knocked down, I will win, right?"

"That depends on whether you have the ability." Duo Molan turned back and walked towards the small building behind the ring, "I'm tired, and if no one wins after a cup of tea, this martial arts competition is meaningless."

He Liangshui: "Second Miss, don't be discouraged, there are thousands of good men, not all of them are yours, but there is one in front of you." After speaking, he squeezed his left eye at Chu Guyi.

Chu Guyi: "..."

Duo Molan didn't respond. The tall, muscular bodyguards were gearing up and moved their necks to stand opposite He Liangshui. The big knife in his hand was entangled with blood. There were many challengers who almost died under this big knife just now.

He Liangshui was very sure and certain that he was not the guard's opponent, not to mention martial arts contests, but ordinary fights, he would definitely be punched to the ground.

Then why did he come up to act like this?

Of course it's because he has a sharp weapon to pretend.

Traveling through books is a dangerous job, especially in a cultivation text, where you can get a lunch box casually.For the sake of safety, the system gave He Liangshui a talisman, which was the fan in his hand.

He Liangshui would like to call it "Princess Iron Fan's plantain fan", just one swipe - and the guard will be blown away.

One move to defeat the enemy.

The crowd exclaimed and gave way one after another. The guard was like a meteorite falling from the sky and hit the ground heavily.

What happened in just two or three seconds, Duo Molan hadn't gone far when she heard the movement and turned her head, her eyes wide open.

This was the first time that He Liangshui used the "skill", and the effect was so good that he was surprised. Fortunately, there was a mask to cover him, and he waved his fan like a peerless master: "I won."

Glancing at Chu Guyi, He Liangshui got his wish and saw signs on the hero's face that the aggressive method was about to succeed.

Duo Molan clapped her palms and said with a smile: "Young Master, I really amazed you. You are the first one to win today. I don't know if there are any people in the audience who dare to challenge on stage?"

Everyone hesitated, after a long time, so many powerful demon cultivators were beaten to death or disabled by the guards, but this guard was kicked off the stage by a strange man wearing a mask on the stage. It can be seen that this person's skill is unfathomable.

He Liangshui knew that there was only one foot in the door, so he pretended to be arrogant, stretched his arms and said with a smile: "It seems that no one can beat me today, so I'm sure I've got the lead. I'm the strongest!"

Fat Jiu on the top of his head spread his wings cooperatively: "Jiu~!"

Everyone: "..."

Just at this time, a person tapped his toes and flew up to the stage like a swallow. This person was dressed in an upright aqua blue disciple uniform, with a sapphire waist and an iron sword in his hand, with awe-inspiring aura.

Provocative method, into.

Duo Molan smiled coquettishly: "Today is finally a good show to watch."

Chu Guyi didn't even look at her, slowly drew his sword, and said to He Liangshui: "Sir, please enlighten me."

A gust of subtle and sharp wind was generated from Chu Guyi's feet, spreading out like ripples, and soon engulfed the entire ring.

Looking at Chu Guyi whose clothes fluttered, He Liangshui covered the lower half of his face with a fan and exclaimed quietly: "Is this the hero's domineering spirit?"

The system dressed as Fat Jiu is very disrespectful: "Cherish life and do it for yourself." He escaped from the top of He Liangshui without nostalgia.

He Liangshui: "..."

What should I do if the male protagonist is serious?You can't just fly with a fan, right?

No, it's still unknown whether you can fan Fei, because it's the male lead after all.

He Liangshui turned pale with fright and hurriedly dodged. Fortunately, the original body he wore was not an ordinary person, and the original body's spiritual power and instinct to deal with crises still remained in his body.

He Liangshui struggled through two moves under Chu Guyi's sword, and when the sword approached again, he hurriedly shouted: "Chu Guyi, I want to ask you something! Do you like watermelon or winter melon?"

Chu Guyi paused with his sword, "What—?"

When his mouth was slightly opened, He Liangshui took out the yellow pill from his waist, and quickly threw it into Chu Guyi's mouth!

Chu Guyi was caught off guard and strangled his own neck, his expression gloomy.

Seeing this, everyone in the audience exclaimed: "He used poison!" "In order to get Miss Duo, he actually poisoned his younger brother in public. It's really vicious!"

He Liangshui explained: "This is not poison..."

Before saying a word, Chu Guyi charged forward with his sword in hand.

He Liangshui's pupils shrank, and four big words flashed in his mind: My life is over.

In the next second, the world was spinning, and then his lips softened.

Chu Guyi's mouth and his mouth were kissed together.

A ball full of Chinese herbal medicine slipped into He Liangshui's mouth. He wanted to vomit, but Chu Guyi pushed it in with the tip of his tongue. With a grunt, he was forced to swallow it.

Everyone in the audience and Domo Lanqi were dumbfounded; the system forgot to fly and fell to the ground with a thud; the second treasure and the third treasure were holding snacks in their arms, looking like they were in a daze.

After a while, Chu Guyi let go of He Liangshui, and said coldly: "Since Mr. used poison, please let Mr. suffer the consequences."

He Liangshui: "..."

Yes, this is Chu Guyi, a male lead who didn't even know that he lost his first kiss.

The author has something to say:

Opening a new article~ Surprised or not, not surprised~

In fact, the brain hole of this book was born a few years ago, and only now has the opportunity to take shape. They have become my four geese. I will love them very much, and I hope that I can bring a little sand sculpture happiness to all the little angels in their spare time. ~

Chu Guyi: What is the first kiss?

He Liangshui: ... ()

This time the challenge is pure, upright, natural flirtatious, hidden little wolf dog attributes, catch it He Liangshui :)

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