Pretending to be an online game was struck by lightning

Patiently explained: "Just log out, leave the game, and I will log in later──"

"Sister!" The little girl's words were abruptly interrupted by the One Heart Sword: "Sister, you actually want to leave me. My body, heart, and soul have all been dealt a devastating blow!"

The little girl was so frightened that she almost spit out bile. If the game had such a setting, she hurriedly said goodbye and disappeared from the game.In the end, she even forgot to exchange business cards with Sirius so that she could get back in touch later...

But just because she forgot it doesn't mean Yixinjian also forgot.

One Heart Sword quickly called out the communication setting page on the bracelet: "International friends, let's exchange business cards, it's easy to catch mistakes with the handsome guy."

Sirius looked at the One Heart Sword blankly.

It's just that Sirius' eyes were too deep and gloomy, and Yi Xinjian misunderstood something: "Wait, international friends, I know you may be more open, but in our country, men are not Will tease men casually!"

"Trick?"

Sirius hugged his chest: "Aren't you just teasing me!"

"It turns out that exchanging business cards is just teasing."

"........."

"Then you wanted to tease me first."

As soon as these words came out, all the cute girls around Yixinjian focused their attention for a moment.With such a big life, Yixinjian has never been paid attention to by so many women at the same time. His thin shoulders couldn't help trembling twice, and he turned his head and wanted to run away.

It's a pity that he ran away, and of course Sirius followed suit.

The two hid here and there in the crowd for 10 minutes before the One Heart Sword stopped in the depths of an alley: "Brother, are you still following me?"

"You said you were going to take me to the church."

"No, the church is just ahead." One Heart Sword pointed casually.

He was really pointing at random, but he didn't expect that at the end of this dark alley, there was a building that looked like a church.

It's just that this church... is too dilapidated, right?

Using rubbish, this rubbish looks like a fence outside Rainbow Village, a pile of triangular buildings, the door is made of a napkin, a slightly crooked wooden wheel is hung on it, and a big cross is nailed in the middle. The emblem of the Holy See of Light.

One Heart Sword and Sirius stood outside the napkin, hesitating whether to open it.

Although this is just a game, for some reason, Yixinjian felt that if he stepped into this room, something terrible would happen.

"You go in first." One Heart Sword pushed Sirius.

Sirius did not refuse, and neatly bowed in.

It was dark inside, except for a little fire in the corner.

Sirius narrowed his eyes and approached the flames cautiously. Just as he took a step forward, a large face suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Friendly brother──" the man's face was sharp and authentic, and Yixinjian, who was following Siris, fell to the ground in fright.

"Hello." Sirius smiled, seemingly unaffected.

"Friendly brother." The human face repeated the same words. He was wearing a large black robe and a black cloak, revealing only a pale face.

Sirius imitated the human face and said: "Friendly brother."

The human face stretched out its claws from the black robe, with the palms facing up, Sirius thought he was about to shake hands, and followed him.

"........."

"Ok?"

The human face withdrew its paws and asked, "Do you want to repent, listen to God's teachings, or change your life, look at Feng Shui, and ask whether you have a boy or a girl?"

"Aren't you a priest? What Feng Shui are you looking at!" Yi Jianxin, who stood up again, said angrily.

"Ah, yes, I am a priest." Human Face nodded: "But──"

Then he stretched out his claws again, and said before Sirius stretched out his claws, "Give me some sesame oil first."

"What is sesame oil money? A currency?" Sirius asked.

"It's just pure gold coins. And this place is obviously a church. If there is no incense, where can you get the sesame oil money?" Yixin Jian replied.

"Oh, thank you for your explanation." Although Sirius didn't quite understand most of the content.

The human face took another step closer to Sirius, almost touching Sirius: "Gold coins."

Sirius replied graciously, "I'm sorry, I don't."

The human face asked unwillingly: "Not even a copper coin?"

Sirius patted his pants, his pants had no pockets: "Yes, not even a single copper coin."

Yiyi Jianxin couldn't stand it anymore, and asked: "Isn't it? Are you so poor?" Although the novice mission does not pay money, the mobs on the side of the road will give some rags, and the rags can always be exchanged of copper coins.

"What does it matter if you don't have money?" Sirius asked innocently.

"How can a man have no money!"

"Whether you are a man or not is not determined by the number of gold coins."

Yixinjian wrinkled his round face and put on an expression that didn't suit his cute appearance: "That's why I hate handsome guys."

Sirius really doesn't understand what the One Heart Sword is angry about. Before he crossed over here, he was a majestic Templar and the youngest captain in history. , but when he was as young as buying a piece of bread on the street, as big as making a new set of armor, there were people rushing to pay for him. Even after traveling to this world, he was raised by kind-hearted priests and uncles, so he has been Since then, he has not developed a good habit of valuing money.

Seeing that Yixinjian was still muttering, Sirius didn't want to understand, so he turned around and continued to ask, "Friendly brother, can I visit your church?"

The human face scratched the big black robe, rolled his eyes twice, licked his lips, and said: "This is not my place, my place has been taken away by someone! Someone pretended to be me and snatched it away." I lost my place! I was supposed to live in a golden palace made of gold, not here, not this wretched place without even a lamp!"

"Isn't this a church?" Sirius looked around suspiciously.

There was indeed nothing in this dark and dilapidated room, only a few low stools, and a rough statue of a god carved out of wood or some strange material.

"This is just my temporary shelter." The human face said, "But as long as I am here and the real high priest is there, the blessing of the God of Light will be there. The priest staying in the Holy Light Church is a fake, a real priest. Counterfeit, he can’t convey your wishes to the God of Light, only I can!” After that, he stretched out his paw again: “One word is one gold coin, very cheap, dear brother, you want to tell the God of Light What? Want to pray for wealth or love? As long as a few gold coins, the God of Light will definitely be able to hear you."

One Heart Sword tugged on Lasiris's sleeve: "Then the NPC must be a liar."

Hearing the words of One Heart Sword, the human face said sharply: "I am the real priest! Jikoko with the white beard sitting in the church is the liar!"

Sirius asked, "Who are you?"

"I am Ji Keke, the real priest!"

"Why are you telling me this?"

Ji Keke laughed, his face was already pale, and his smile was even more sinister: "Hey, dear brother, because you are an upright believer who will not use money to take advantage of the God of Light, only people like you can You can get close to Ji Keke, stay with Ji Keke, and pretend that you want to listen to the will of the God of Light. After a long time, you will naturally gain the trust of Ji Keke. Me, when I become a priest, I will give you a corresponding reward."

Sirius turned his head to look at Yixinjian. In fact, he just wanted to express that he was confused, but Yixinjian mistakenly thought that Sirius was seeking his own opinion.

One Heart Sword pushed Siris away, and asked Ji Keke: "Is this a mission?"

"Yes, yes, it's a mission!" Ji Keke nodded vigorously: "Hey, mission, let me sit in the position of priest, but before that, each of you has to give me a gold coin."

"It's too expensive, and didn't you just say that you just want to find people who don't pay you?" Yixinjian complained, but still took out a gold coin and put it on Ji Keke's paw.

Ji Keke was very excited, raised his white face and said to Yixin Jian: "Now, this task is yours."

Yixinjian looked at the wristband on his wrist, and there was indeed a new task, asking them to find evidence of a fake priest.

He glanced at Sirius again, Sirius didn't speak, he was serious and showed no emotion, his hands were stuck to the sides of his thighs, and the novice long sword hanging on his waist was shining brightly by the fire.

Yi Yi Xin Jian's chest shrank, a little flustered, hesitated for a while, and paid for Sirius, and then walked out of the broken church.

"That Mr. Ji Keke is a bit strange." Sirius said after returning to the street and finally seeing the sun again.

One Heart Sword replied noncommittally: "Stupid, the weirder the NPC, the better the mission. You don't even understand that."

"It's my fault. He told us his secret so easily. I shouldn't question his trust."

Yixinjian looked at Siris like a ghost: "Isn't it?"

Sirius didn't know what Yixinjian was asking, and remembered that Yixinjian had just paid Ji Keke for himself with something similar to currency: "You paid for me."

One Heart Sword's mind was a little messed up by Siris, and he didn't bother to ask for money, so he waved his hand pretending to be pregnant: "That's right, that's right, remember, I'm your creditor now, but as long as you give me ten cute The girl's business card, so I can pretend it doesn't exist."

"I don't have a business card, and I can't flirt with girls."

"... Forget it, let's break up from here!"

"Did I do something wrong?" Sirius asked.

"This is a generation gap. The generation gap will not be filled in a lifetime. Have you seen the possibility of flattening the Mariana Trench?" One Heart Sword patted Sirius' arm, because he was only tall enough to reach here, He said again, "Goodbye."

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Yixinjian quickly ran away, leaving Sirius in the empty street.

Sirius was a little depressed, but he didn't know what he had done wrong.

He circled around Rainbow Town twice. Rainbow Town is actually not too big, and it really allowed him to find the real Holy Light Church.

The Church of the Holy Light is open, allowing players to go in and learn some skills. But at this time, Sirius still remembers Ji Keke's words, so as soon as he enters the church, he asks the first person he sees about Ji Keke. Location.

What he asked was an NPC, a relatively low-level NPC, who was usually responsible for answering some questions about geography or game settings from players.

This kind of low-level NPC is like the village head of Novice Village. The dialogue is very rigid and unchanged, so Sirius feels particularly awkward.

After seeing Jikoko, he still couldn't get rid of this sense of comfort.

Ji Keke was very polite to him. First, he enthusiastically introduced the miracles of the God of Light, and then told a lot about the history of the Holy See.Basically no player is willing to listen to these boring contents, but Sirius listens very seriously. He feels that Ji Keke is more like a real priest than the eccentric Ji Keke.

So Sirius, who had nowhere to go, lived in the church again.

Sirius did not forget what Ji Keke said. Ji Keke said that only by listening to the will of the God of Light can he gain Ji Keke's trust.

Sirius is a person with faith in his heart, but he doesn't mind calling for the Lord of Courage in another world in the bright and warm prayer room of the Holy Light Church.

The Lord of Courage has not responded to Siris, but the priest of the church at Siris's boarding house caught Siris out of the game first.

The priest is very serious, and the decree is deeply engraved on his skin: "It's time for cleaning."

"Yes." Sirius, who had just returned to the real world, was still a little sluggish, so he could only nod stiffly.

The priest said again: "Don't be addicted to games."

"I am back again?"

What Seris said was a question, but the priest took it as an affirmation: "I will not stop you from playing games, and so does my grandson. I can't control you young people anymore, but you must do what you should do every day. I've set an alarm for you to wake up."

"I'll go right away." Sirius skillfully jumped off his bed, which was the game cabin, and followed the priest out of the room.

But while cleaning the entire church, he still didn't understand, how did he come back here from that 'game' world?

It was already eight hours since Sirius lay back in the game cabin again.

In addition to the daily cleaning work, he will also learn Chinese for one hour from the priest, and learn history, geography and culture for another hour. If there are visitors, he will also try to serve as an introduction.Then he had to spend three hours exercising his body, although he found that the world was very peaceful, and even most people had no faith in their hearts, and there was no need to fight against evil gods.But as a Templar, even if he retires in the future, he cannot take care of his body comfortably, so that he can go to the battlefield at any time and face the dark forces that try to shake the foundation of mankind.

After returning to the game, Sirius did not leave the Holy Light Church.

He first asked Jikoko: "Why did I enter this world again as soon as I lay on the bed?"

This question is very profound, basically out of Jikoko's business scope, but he can barely answer: "Friendly brother, GW welcomes any mature player to join, but please note that your game time should not be too long, Also pay attention to maintaining adequate sleep, the game state is not equal to good sleep.”

Sirius asked a few more questions about going online and offline, and Ji Keke answered very vaguely, and Sirius was also confused.

It is because the high-end settings of holographic online games are too mysterious and beyond the capacity of the brain for Sirius, a traveler from another world. Creatures will be dummies created by humans.

In the end, Sirius gave up the issue of communicating with Jikoko, and hid alone in the prayer room of the Holy Light Church, meditating day after day.

In this way, a week passed.

Sirius will be kicked out of the game as soon as the time is up. After the day's schedule is over, he will take a short rest and return to GW to continue boring activities.

Jikoko will send him some simple tasks, and he will get some silver coins when he finishes them. Occasionally Jikoko will teach him some skills, although these skills have never been used by Sirius, and the rest of the time is to listen to Jikoko Co kept talking nonsense.

Jikoko's lines are often repetitive, and the dialogue often lacks logic.After a long time, Sirius also discovered that NPCs like Ji Keke were different from players, so he arbitrarily regarded NPCs as semi-finished products created by gods or some power, so they would be dominated by gods at any time.

After figuring this out, Sirius prefers to stay in the church. He thinks communicating with Ji Keke can learn how to communicate with God.

But today, Jikoko did not narrate the history of the Land of Holy Light to him as usual, but said to Siris earnestly: "Friendly brother, your love for the God of Light has touched every brother, I decided to give you a certificate, you can take it to Sun Fortress, the center of Land of Glory, where you will be able to learn more advanced combat skills and become a braver and stronger warrior."

After speaking, Jikoko stuffed a piece of brown paper into Siris's hand.

Sirius couldn't understand the words on the paper, but he guessed that he should have gained Ji Keke's trust.

Sirius was a little moved, and ran to Ji Keke with the paper that day.

Ji Keke was still hiding deep in the dilapidated and dark alley, where no one would normally come, and Sirius didn't like to sneak around, so he knocked on the door of Ji Keke's dilapidated church openly.

But as soon as his hand touched the door panel, he suddenly felt that the aura was not right, and he quickly took a big step to the left.

Just as he was moving his steps, a blast of magic landed on the spot where he was standing just now, burning a black circle on the door panel.

Sirius took out his sword, which was the standard long sword given to him by the blacksmith of Xinshou Village: "A magician."

The depths of the alley were very dark and quiet, not even a mouse.

But Sirius did not relax his spirit, but changed his position again. This time, he took a few steps forward, stabbed the long sword straight into the air, and drew another sword flower.

A trace of smoke melted in the air, and then a human figure in a black cloak appeared.

The cloak covered his whole body tightly, except for a pair of eyes.

His eyes were big and bright, and the pupils were obviously pitch black, but Sirius felt that those pupils were shining.

"Hmph, you can actually find my location. It's been a long time since I met such an interesting target."

When he spoke, his voice was low but not hoarse, and Sirius knew that the magician was a man, and asked, "Why did you attack me?"

"Why should I tell you."

Sirius felt that the magician's words made sense, and he hadn't touched a hand since he crossed over, and his heart was a little itchy, so he raised his sword and said, "Magician, I don't mind fighting with you."

"You are not qualified yet," said the magician.

Sirius wasn't angry either. In his world, magicians were already arrogant and often regarded knights as lizards with well-developed limbs, not to mention that most magicians were not good at melee combat.

Sirius drew a big circle on the ground with his sword, and said, "I won't step out of this circle."

The magician paused: "Are you an idiot?"

Sirius explained again: "But relatively, you cannot use area magic or tracking magic."

"He's really an idiot."

Sirius raised the corner of his mouth: "I didn't want to win you, I just wanted to fight you."

The magician hesitated for a moment. With the novice outfit on Sirius alone, there was basically no chance of winning.But a knight wearing a novice outfit actually wants to challenge a magician with various long-range attacks. This is really a very interesting thing.

"Since you want to die so much, I'll play with you." As soon as he finished speaking, the magician threw out his first spell, which was a blackened version of the light ball condensed with malice.

The black ball rushed towards Sirius at high speed, Sirius didn't react, just turned his lower body casually, and easily scattered the attack.

The magician has dozens of spells that can solve Sirius, but he continues to cast black balls, more and more balls float in front of him, and he directs them to surround Siris one by one.

If there is a third person present, you will be able to discover how powerful the magician is, and his mental power can actually maintain 10 black balls at the same time.

What was even more powerful was Sirius. Under the uninterrupted attacks, he was able to rely on his position without being hit once.

The magician's face became even darker now. Although he was wrapped in a cloak and couldn't see his expression, he could tell from his dark tone that he was quite angry: "... What kind of skill is this?"

"Skill?"

"Being able to evade magic attacks [-]% is impossible for me not to have heard of this skill before."

Sirius couldn't understand what the magician was saying, so he chose not to speak.

The magician thought about it, and changed to another kind of magic, which was a faster, sharper black blade like wind.

The attack range of the wind blade is larger than that of the black ball, and it will be more difficult for Sirius to dodge. I saw him circling around the edge of the circle he drew, turning his head and bending down, and abruptly dodged past the continuous circle. Twenty wind blades.

"Impossible!" exclaimed the magician.

Sirius also had a hard time hiding, several times he almost got hit, and he clearly felt that as long as the opponent's magic touches the skin a little, it is impossible for him to survive.

Sirius never expected that he would face such a powerful magician.In his hometown, magicians have limited mental strength, no one can cast spells twenty or thirty times at random like this and still stand upright, not even the archbishop.Sirius squinted at the magician. The magician was hiding in the darkness, and the spells he used also smelled of death, but the magician couldn't feel the slightest dark and evil smell.

Sirius thought for a while, and said: "You are very powerful."

"Hmph." The magician thought that Sirius was mocking him, so he just snorted coldly.

"I have never seen a magician as powerful as you, and even the magic you use is the first time I have seen it."

"You can try again."

"I know you must have more powerful magic that you haven't cast, but I can't hurt you." Sirius said, speaking very sincerely: "I can't win you."

"Stop joking!" The magician shook his cloak, strode into the circle, wiped away the traces of the circle, and leaned in front of Sirius: "I'll just stand here and let you chop!"

"...you get so close, I will kill you."

"You can't kill me."

Sirius felt that the magician was too close to him, so close that he felt that he could see himself in the magician's pupils.He has only interacted with NPCs these days, and the magician was the first player he talked to after the One Heart Sword, so his mind was a little turbulent, and for some reason, when the magician appeared, he instinctively knew that the magician must be He is just like himself, a player.

"Back back a little," Sirius said.

"Oh, you are a knight and you are afraid of people getting close?"

"No, you are a magician, you should protect yourself more carefully."

"...Your dodge skill has a distance limit, and you can't use it within such a range, so you're afraid of me approaching." The magician thought for a while, and finally came to this conclusion.

"What is the skill you have been talking about just now?"

"...Say it again." The magician felt that he had heard it wrong.

Sirius blinked, the training these days has allowed him to speak standard Chinese: "Skill, what is it?"

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"You really don't use skills?"

"My Chinese is not very good." Sirius said, meaning to ask the magician to explain more clearly.

The magician tore off his hat, revealing a pale face.The face is very clean, the facial features are regular, the corners of the eyes are slightly raised, the eyebrows are slender, and the whole person looks sharp.

very young.Sirius thought.The magician is too young, he looks only a year or two younger than himself, but he possesses such great power.

Regardless of what Sirius was thinking, the magician wrinkled his nose and asked, "Are you a novice?"

"I'm not an NPC." Sirius answered irrelevantly.

"It's a waste of my time." The magician said. After speaking, he opened and closed his mouth twice, and then condensed magic in his hands.

Sirius stepped back quickly, with a puzzled face: "You want to kill me?"

"If you know it, you will die obediently."

"why?"

The magician said impatiently: "Don't worry, you are not yet tenth level, right? If you die, you will not be dropped."

Sirius is easy to learn, so he opened his mouth and asked, "Does 'level' mean age? I'm already 29."

"........."

"What about you? A powerful magician, you seem to be at most 25, [-]...level."

"I'm thirty!" the magician said angrily, and then suddenly realized something was wrong: "...I'm talking about levels."

"So you're older than me."

The magician felt a little dizzy: "Level is not age, have you ever played games?"

"No." Sirius added: "A lady introduced to me that this world is called a game. The name is really special."

"This game is called GW! GW is the world's first holographic online game, he—" the magician couldn't help but introduced a bunch of GW's pioneering works, including GW's development after two years, and he didn't realize it until a few minutes passed. Realizing that he was wasting time, he coughed and said, "Why do you rely on me to talk so much nonsense with you... Do you understand?"

Seris nodded with half understanding: "So this world is fictional? After I am killed by you, I won't really die, but will be resurrected again. It's just that I will lose my level, but the level can be practiced again. You are so powerful because your level is higher than mine."

"Are you really a modern person? Even if you haven't played online games, you have played minesweeper!"

"I guess I'm not modern."

"It won't be another rebirth." The magician said casually.

Sirius didn't quite understand what rebirth was, so he said, "I come from another world, which is different from here, I mean the world outside the game."

"..." The magician spent three seconds still unable to determine whether Sirius was telling a joke.

Sirius didn't bother to continue this topic, but held the magician's hand and said: "You are really amazing, you know a lot, you are worthy of being a magician, Bo, Bo──"

"Learn a lot?" Hearing that Sirius praised him so sincerely, and the most important compliment had to be uttered by himself, the magician was a little ashamed.

"Can you tell me what a business card is again?"

The magician hesitated for a while but did not refuse, and then taught Sirius how to use the bracelet. The two exchanged business cards, and the magician gave a simple self-introduction: "In short, changing the business card is equivalent to adding friends."

"So it's not flirting." Sirius sighed.

"Clam?"

"I thought exchanging business cards meant that I wanted... how should I put it, pursuing you?"

The magician regretted it, and now he really wants to delete Sirius' friend immediately.

"You said your name is Jingxiaolou?"

"Hmph." The magician raised his chin slightly.

He was the Jingxiaolou who was reborn two years ago, and he would appear in Rainbow Town and attack Sirius, naturally because of his cheating task of "collecting the heads of paladins".

The ten paladins Jing Xiaolou had been collected and handed over long ago, but the owner of the wooden house changed this task to an infinite task. After collecting a certain number, they could be exchanged for new skills or equipment.And as the level of Jingxiaolou got higher and higher, the task of the owner of the wooden house became more and more perverted, and now he even proposed to ask Jingxiaolou to pluck the beards of ten priests of the Holy Light Church.

Priests are not NPCs like Jingxiaolou who are easily accessible to players who learn ghost magic, so Jingxiaolou will try their luck in a novice town like Rainbow Town. After all, the NPCs in novice towns have relatively low attack power.

Jing Xiaolou hid in Rainbow Town for a few days to observe, and found that Sirius, a player, had been hiding in the Holy Light Church for so many days, and the accumulated faith value must be enough to make him a paladin.

Thinking that if he didn't kill, he would not kill, so Jing Xiaolou would follow behind Sirius who had finally gone out, waiting to attack him.

Who knew Sirius was an idiot who had never played games before, and even held Jing Xiaolou's hand with a smile: "After exchanging business cards, it means we are friends."

"Oh?"

"Then you can't kill me."

"...How do you know I'm planning to kill you?"

"Your eyes said it."

Jing Xiaolou blinked, and took another three seconds to confirm whether Siris was joking: "What if I insist on your life?"

"I just had to fight back and feel bad at the same time."

"Heh, your attack power is as weak as a rabbit and can't bite anyone."

Sirius shrugged: "Maybe not now, you said that my level is too low, you can try to wait for me to become stronger, then you can come and kill me again."

"Are you an idiot... I seem to have said this before, you are an idiot."

Although I can probably guess that idiot is a curse word, but since I don't understand Sirius, I don't think I heard it: "I believe you can tell me how to improve my level."

"You can't go to Qiandu by yourself? Oh, I forgot, you're an idiot who hasn't even played minesweeping."

Sirius completely ignored those who scolded him, and continued to ask: "You just said that your level is thirty, how did you do that?"

When it comes to grades, Jing Xiaolou is a little proud. GW is a game that is difficult to level up. The game developer wants to extend the life of the game as much as possible, and hopes that players can spend more time exploring this unknown continent, so it is great to be able to upgrade to ten levels in a month.Now this game has just opened for more than a month, and it is a brand new system. There are too many places to explore. Most of the players are in the 25s and [-]s. Professional players are now at most [-]. Only Jing Xiao Lou relying on the experience of rebirth to leapfrog monsters, the level is so much ahead of the heroes.

It's a pity that Jingxiaolou's desire to show off is completely useless in front of Sirius, who has no sense of hierarchy at all.

Jing Xiaolou found a reason to dismiss the novices: "Do more tasks."

"Are you doing it?"

"So what?"

Sirius didn't know exactly how to 'do' the task, but he thought, since Jingxiaolou is a magician, the magician must need assistants, as long as he studies by Jingxiaolou for a while, he will be able to master it. How to survive and be strong in the game world.

"Let me help you," Sirius said.

"...Why do I feel despised?"

Sirius narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly: "There is no such thing."

"I do not want."

"You're going to need me."

"Why should I!"

"I can protect you, and you will love me."

Jing Xiaolou took a big step back: "Okay, I want to pluck the priest's beard, but tell me what you can do to help me?"

"The priest means Ji Ke Ke?"

Jing Xiaolou was stunned: "Do you know him?" Then said: "I forgot that you idiot squatted in the church for a week."

"That's fake." Sirius pointed to the wooden door behind him, which was the wooden door that Jing Xiaolou had just bombarded with magic: "The real priest lives here."

"........."

Sirius felt that Jingxiaolou's facial expression was very strange, so he kindly asked: "Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

"........."

Jing Xiaolou's face became more tangled, which made Sirius a little worried.

Sirius doesn’t know if this place in the game has the function of defecation. He has been staying for more than a week and has no need to eat, sleep and defecate, but maybe the higher-level Jingxiaolou will have this need: “If you don’t mind, we You can go into the house and borrow the toilet from Ji Keke."

"I didn't ask for a toilet!"

"It's just 'borrowing', there is no 'wanting'."

"Shut up!" Jing Xiaolou finally threw out the magic.

But what made him even more unbearable was that Sirius easily flashed past again.

"Why on earth is this!" Jing Xiaolou couldn't believe his eyes, his magic failed to hit the target again and again.

Seeing Jing Xiaolou's grim face, Sirius showed a troubled expression: "You really want to 'want' a toilet so much? It may not be very convenient to carry."

"Who told you that!"

"Then you mean the beard of the priest?" Sirius took the initiative to push open the wooden door of the broken church, and then shouted into the dark room: "Mr. Ji Keke, I believe you will be very happy to provide a beard for your love Brother, even though I remember you didn't grow a beard."

"Ten gold coins!" A sharp response came from the room.

Sirius turned his head and raised the corners of his mouth at Jingxiaolou: "Nah, as long as fifteen gold coins, you can get a beard of a real priest who was replaced by a false leader."

Jing Xiaolou silently took out fifteen gold coins and put them in his palm, but when he put No.14, he suddenly realized: "Why are there five more coins?"

Seris replied quite naturally: "I'm not your assistant yet, so these five coins are the introduction fee."

"If I agree with you to be my assistant—"

Jing Xiaolou originally wanted to say a question, but was interrupted abruptly by Siris: "Then I will only charge you fourteen gold coins."

"...There are still four more."

"It's salary."

"........."

Sirius said: "I immediately got one cheaper, isn't it a lot of money?"

☆, the real broken church four

Sirius is not a man who is greedy for money, but it is polite to propose a corresponding reward to a magician, out of respect for the magician.

But Jing Xiaolou was not a real magician, he snatched all the gold coins back, pushed Sirius away, and entered the ruined church by himself.

It was very dark in the room, but he still quickly found what Sirius said.