[hp] That Slytherin I've seen

Chapter 15 Death from Laughing

"I don't know how to let James come out alone, he is always inseparable from Sirius, what can you do?" Penelope asked.

"How about I ask him to come out?" Lily touched her chin, "How about I sneak into the invisibility cloak at the corner of the corridor?"

"No, Sirius will feel very abnormal if you ask him out!"

"It's Muggle Studies class in the afternoon. Professor Carlo likes to punish students for patrolling the Forbidden Forest. How about I deliberately make a mistake and drag him into the water?"

"Hagrid will be with us when patrolling the Forbidden Forest, he will stop us!"

Penelope looked at the exit of the Gryffindor common room, "You help me send a message to James, saying that I asked him to go to the kitchen, and then we lay an ambush on the road!"

"No problem!" Lily blinked, "Severus, I have already made an appointment for him to come to the lake at six o'clock tomorrow afternoon, there are very few people there, you get up behind him!"

"Beat them to pieces!"

"Let James not dare to harass me in the future!"

Two white and tender palms clashed, and they looked at each other and smiled.

At night, Penelope and Lily are hiding in the cloak of invisibility. They are now next to the painting at the kitchen entrance. Lily holds her wand tightly. As soon as James appears, she will say fainting, and Penelope will say Out of your weapon, she was obviously a little nervous when she did something bad for the first time, but Penelope was very excited.

She cautiously probed, then quickly slipped back into the invisibility cloak, pouted at Lily, and whispered, "He's here."

"three two……"

James got closer and closer, he didn't realize that something was wrong, and when he was about to open the door, he was pointed at by two wands.

"Passed out!"

"Except your weapons!"

The invisibility cloak hides most of the girls' bodies. When James saw this weird picture, he knew that he was inseparable from Penelope. He first chose to keep himself awake and avoid Lily's sleeping spell. Knocked out by Penelope.

"Let him accept the punishment of the law!"

Penelope lifted off the cloak confidently. She had just stood behind Lily, so she didn't see James still standing in front of her.

Lily clenched her teeth, poked Penelope with her elbow, and stammered, "He...he didn't faint..."

Penelope: "..."

The three of them faced each other, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"So you two are..." James frowned, he didn't quite understand what the two girls were doing, "robbing?"

Penelope turned her head quickly and tried to think of a reasonable reason, but Lily was obviously faster. She took a step forward and tried to stare at James fiercely, "I asked Penelope to ask you out!"

"Then you are going to confess your love to me?" James became interested. He leaned on the wall, bent one leg, and said lazily, "Have you finally discovered my charm? Woman."

Penelope looked at the sky, she didn't want to express any opinions.

Lily was shocked by James' words, she blinked in confusion, she didn't seem to understand James' brain circuit, but when she realized it, she immediately poked James' shoulder with her wand, and said in a serious tone:

"James Potter! I, Lily Evans, can't possibly like you, and I really hate you as an arrogant, arrogant, narcissistic, narcissistic villain who likes school violence!"

In the end she gave James a glare, and just ran away...

Penelope: "Oh shit."

She tried to cover herself with an invisibility cloak and let herself slowly disappear at the scene where her friend's confession was rejected, but James obviously didn't intend to give her this chance. He grabbed the corner of the invisibility cloak and asked through gritted teeth: "Xiao Pei, Would you like to answer some questions for me who is full of doubts?"

"..." Penelope pulled out a stiff smile, "Very happy."

The two of them sat facing each other in the kitchen, which Penelope felt was a bit like interrogating a prisoner.

Yes, she was the prisoner.

"Actually... this matter is quite simple..."

So James listened to Penelope finish talking and Lily was crying because of him and Severus. He thought for a moment and looked at Penelope with a complicated expression, "So you are going to beat the two of us together." To vent your anger on her?"

James felt that he could hardly control the corners of his mouth, Merlin, why did he think Penelope was a cute little girl in the first grade?

Who is this person who puts other people's sacks on a disagreement!

Penelope was a little guilty, she touched the bridge of her nose, lowered her head, and quickly glanced at James' face, "I'm sorry...but I really don't know how to comfort her, and you don't like Lily, sacrifice for her...it should be normal, don't you think so!"

James unceremoniously rolled his eyes and bent his fingers to tap Penelope on the forehead, "This is not called sacrificing for love, this is called being taken advantage of!"

"Almost!" Penelope rubbed her forehead and wrinkled her delicate nose, "Why did you fight Severus?"

"He read my letter to Lily." James said angrily, "and wrote a fifteen-inch letter, all cursing at me!"

"Is it still there? I want to read it!" Penelope showed great interest in the letter, which made James' fingers itch again. He gritted his teeth and asked, "Really? Little wear."

But Penelope didn't realize that something was wrong at this time, she even nodded quickly, and looked at James eagerly, "Really, really, I really just have a look, I won't tell others!"

James and Sirius are very similar. For example, when he meets Penelope's eyes, he is easy to soften his heart. He curled his lips, "I've already torn it up, otherwise I'll save it and learn how to curse people?"

Penelope was instantly lost. She sighed and said, "What a pity."

James was thinking whether his reputation as a school bully wasn't good enough or because he was too gentle with Penelope, and she regretted it!

Seemingly sensing that James was angry, Penelope immediately changed her face. She showed a flattering smile and poked James' hand on the table with her wand.

Poke and poke, no response?

Then poke it again!

It wasn't until the fifth poke that James gave her a cool look.

She felt that James was a good fit for Slytherin, especially that look just now.

"Forgive me, okay?" Penelope grabbed the meal bag on the table next to him and stuffed it into James' hands.

James took a hard bite to vent his anger, but still didn't say anything to Penelope.

"No, no, then I'll think of another way."

Penelope flattened her mouth. She lay on the table and looked at James helplessly, "If you don't forgive me, I won't be able to sleep tonight. If I can't sleep, I won't be energetic in class tomorrow. If you don't, I won't be able to write the "Strategy for Pursuing Girls" for you, what should I do..."

"Pursuit of girls strategy?"

James grasped the key words precisely, and he raised his eyebrows, as if he was saying to give you a chance.

"alright!"

Penelope nodded cheerfully, "For my good friend, Gryffindor grass, no! Hogwarts school grass, the world's number one Seeker in the future, Mr. Potter can reap a happy love, I I am specially preparing to write a strategy book, to provide a bright light for him on the road of chasing love!"

By the way, save her poor friend Lily Evans, or she might be bored to death by James, and she won't have any good memories of her school life!

But she didn't dare to say this, she could only say it silently in her heart.

"Okay!" James waved his hand mercifully, but the smile on the corner of his mouth could hardly be restrained, "Then I will forcefully forgive you, and give me that guidebook the day after tomorrow as your apology gift."

"No problem!" Penelope made an ok gesture, James handed her the invisibility cloak, pouted, "Although I don't agree with your method of comforting Lily, but give Severus a beating I totally agree!"

Looking at the cheerful and cheerful James in front of him, Penelope didn't dare to say that he had given up on this plan, so he could only silently take the invisibility cloak and watch James leave.

But Penelope went to the lake the next day.Because Lily told her that she didn't plan to go, she didn't want to see any of James and Severus for the time being.

You can't let Severus stay by the lake until curfew!

Penelope sat by the lake, watching the ripples on the water caused by some tiny bugs, and she thought that Severus would be disappointed if he didn't see Lily.

After all, Severus would fight James over Lily.

In Penelope's perception, fighting for a girl is synonymous with liking the girl, and she also wanted to tell Severus about James.

"Penelope?"

Penelope looked back, and she smiled. "Good afternoon, Sev."

"How could it be you?" Severus frowned, "Didn't Lily ask me out?"

Penelope grabbed a few grasses and threw them into the lake casually, letting them sway with the current into the distance, "She's in a bad mood, Sev, I want to tell you something."

Seeing Penelope's serious face, Severus nodded, did Penelope blow up the cauldron again?Or can't finish the potion homework and want to help yourself?

If Penelope had known what Severus was thinking, she would have thrown him in the lake without hesitation.

Luckily she didn't know.

Penelope hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "I know you like Lily!"

Severus: ?

"That's why you read James' letter to Lily, scold James, and fight James. These are just because you are jealous."

Severus: "…"

He began to suspect that Penelope was using some kind of encrypted language.

"But don't worry! I will help you!"

Penelope clenched a fist with one hand and looked at Severus with a look of relief, "I wrote a copy of how to catch girls for James today, and I also wrote a copy for you, according to your personalities and Lily's preferences, Tailor-made and exclusive custom-made!"

"..."

How many years is the sentence for throwing classmates into the lake in Azkaban?

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The author has something to say:

One-third of the next chapter will be messed with candy!Because Hufflepuff's character does not have conflicts and contradictions at all, so thank you, Gryffindor Slytherin

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