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To be honest, Lu Mingze looks much more handsome than Lu Mingfei, a kid in a chef outfit standing next to the cart can look like Sebastian.

Yan Xiaofu looked at Lu Mingze carefully, and compared him with all the children she had seen, and later found that Lu Mingze was the kind of child who "walked out of comics" among the children. people".

"A person who came out of comics" is a very lethal adjective. If it is used to describe a girl, it probably refers to a girl who is not cute and has no flaws in her body; it is used to describe a boy. It is probably the kind of male god with a nine-headed body, eight-pack abs, gentle personality, slender waist and long legs who can also play games; it is probably used to describe Xiao Shou as a skin like fat, voice like an oriole, pure and pure, which makes people pitiful cute guy...

The above types of people all have something in common, that is, generally speaking, it is impossible to meet them in real life, ahem, although Yan Xiaofu has met several since the live broadcast.However, Yan Xiaofu used it on a child at this time. This does not refer to how dreamy the child looks or how well his colored contact lenses are worn, but to Lu Ming Ze's temperament.

There are quite a lot of black-bellied kids in Two-dimensional, but Yan Xiaofu only realized today what kind of aura the "black-bellied boy" with a high probability of appearing in comics should look like in reality. Let's put it this way, if Lu Mingze kept this chef outfit, stood at the window with his extremely young-toothed appearance and shouted "The blood of all kings must end with the sword", Yan Xiaofu would not be born Not the slightest bit embarrassing.

People have that kind of inexplicable feeling, the eyeballs are rolling, and they haven't stopped since they entered the door. The evil smile hanging on the corner of the mouth will make people instantly think of the little devil with wings in Western oil paintings , not some second-stage kid who is imitating an adult.

Coupled with that delicate little face, a little devil from two-dimensional to three-dimensional emerges spontaneously.

Yan Xiaofu replaced Lu Mingze, who was wearing a chef's attire, with those kids she knew who seemed to be the same age as him, and instantly felt that she couldn't bear to look directly at him.

Look at it, what is momentum.

Kid Lu Mingze looks younger than Yan Xiaofu's nephew who just entered fourth grade, but he is a real brother.To be reasonable, Yan Xiaofu died as soon as she saw this guy and didn't plan to go out. God knows why she strayed into the world where the two brothers live in harmony. Lu Mingze's life revolves around his brother. Everything that has nothing to do with his brother is hot chicken.

"Brother, I'll help you pick up girls~"

"Brother, I'll help you change money~"

"Brother, I'll help you kill the Dragon King~"

"Brother, give me a quarter of your life, okay~"

If he knew she was hiding under the bed and peeping, Lu Mingze would have to kill her.

Lu Mingze, who looks like a kid on the surface, but actually has to live for thousands of years, opened the silver button cover, and inside is a set of Chinese white porcelain tableware, with four well-fried fried dough sticks on it, slippery. Tender tofu nao and a few side dishes.The moment Yan Xiaofu saw it, she suddenly felt a little hungry. To be honest, she missed the taste of tofu.

Yan Xiaofu clutched her stomach, looked at the picture on the screen, the deep-fried dough sticks were golden in color, and the plates were beautifully arranged, and peppers were sprinkled on top of the tofu.

At this time, a few strange words were suddenly mixed in the barrage:

"Rouge, do you feel an ominous premonition..."

"Sirius is approaching you 23333 Rouge, you wish for luck."

"I looked at the book in my hand, and then looked up at the screen in front of me. Finally, I decided to put incense on the rouge at this time next year. The original owner bless you, Amen."

Apart from Yan Xiaofu, other audience members also saw these bullet screens, and they all asked what happened.Yan Xiaofu wasn't as anxious as they were. She knew with the soles of her feet that the audience must have discovered something was wrong, and that's why she posted such barrage.She kept her eyes fixed on Lu Mingze, watching the cute little friend Lu Mingze slowly walk towards the side of the bed, walking out of the edge of the screen, and then Yan Xiaofu felt the The wooden plank moved, and the white light in front of his eyes flashed.

Her cute and safe little box was pulled open from the outside.

A small, round head poked in from the top of the box, a pair of golden pupils looked down at her, and the eyes were also round, with a kind of immaturity unique to children.

Whoops shit.

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At that moment, Yan Xiaofu's head actually thought of a very unreliable place, she thought, oh, it's okay, Lu Mingze's eyes can be used as a flashlight, and can illuminate my little box Translucent and translucent...

Forgive Yan Xiaofu.

Yan Xiaofu slept in the box all night, and now she is frozen here.In this posture, even if the person looking down is a very small child, she has a very strange illusion, as if she is a small insect in a box, and there is a figure outside Humans, unusually tall for her, were watching her from the outside of the box.

Good morning, Master Lu Mingze, have you eaten yet, Sir?

Lu Mingfei's voice suddenly came from outside: "Hero, you haven't woken up yet."

"Well, no, isn't it just about to get up, you guys do your work first, I'm leaving now." Yan Xiaofu scratched the edge of the box with both hands and wanted to climb out, Lu Mingze stared at her with golden eyes, The delicate little face watched her expressionlessly waving her hands in the box.

"Hero, are you unable to come out? Wait a minute, I'll come over right away." Yan Xiaofu heard someone outside bump into something, and immediately let out a miserable howl.From the screen, Lu Mingfei accidentally knocked his big toe on the foot of the bed when he got out of bed, and now he is hugging his foot and howling.

Hehe, it hurts. I tell you that the pain of hitting the big toe is a kind of practice in life. If you accidentally kick your toenail and crack it, you can become a Buddha after death.Yan Xiaofu continued to crawl out while complaining, she no longer counted on Lu Mingfei, that good-for-nothing.Lu Mingze looked at her from a bird's-eye view, and suddenly said in his cute, clear and childlike nasal voice: "I haven't seen you, I don't remember you Such a person."

Cough cough, Master Lu Mingze, your judgment is very correct, we have never seen each other.Yan Xiaofu knew that the topic was about to go to a wrong place again, and cold sweat broke out all over her body.At this time, her hand was suddenly grabbed by someone, and Yan Xiaofu saw Lu Mingfei with a roll full of sleepy hair, pulling her hand desperately to pull it out.Lu Mingze was pushed aside by his brother, and now he is watching the two quietly.

Fuck Lu Mingfei, you are a pill.Yan Xiaofu was infinitely grateful to Lu Mingfei who was able to bear the pain in her toes and came to save her, but looking at Lu Mingze who was pushed aside on the other side, Yan Xiaofu's head was covered with more cold sweat .

A brother-in-law... was interrupted to meet his brother for no reason... This brother-in-law is a soul dealer... Thinking about it even more pessimistically, this brother-in-law may be the black king...

MD dies.Yan Xiaofu kicked fiercely, and crawled out of the box with all her strength.Lu Mingfei tugged her very urgently, neither light nor heavy, she felt that a piece of skin on her back was rubbed off.Lu Mingze looked at Yan Xiaofu who crawled out of the box, the evil smile on the corner of his mouth slowly disappeared, replaced by a expressionless face.

I `m coming out.Yan Xiaofu climbed out of the box with both hands and feet, and looked at Lu Mingze, who was a head shorter than her, still looking at her with those golden eyes. The eyes were brighter, brighter than they had been seen in that dark box.

Even though the perspectives of the two were switched, Yan Xiaofu still didn't feel the slightest sense of relief.Because Lu Mingze's expression is quite wrong now, in layman's terms it is... broken...

"Brother, who is she?" After a long time, Lu Mingze finally said such a sentence.Yan Xiaofu heard Lu Mingfei's voice coming from her side: "Her? I don't know, but she saved my life before... She is a good person... She even gave me a birthday present."

Lu Mingfei suddenly stopped in the middle of speaking: "Speaking of heroes, what's your name?"

"You don't even know her name and dare to accept her gift?" Lu Mingze turned his head to scold his brother, Lu Mingfei said that you are right, you are absolutely right, as long as you are satisfied, the earth is a place of.

Yan Xiaofu glanced at Lu Mingfei who was about to be cornered by her brother, took a deep breath, and took out a letter from her jumper (she didn't take it off while sleeping).It was sealed with fiery red lacquer, and it looked like a letter written by a medieval queen. The only difference was that the seal on the lacquer was the logo of Kassel College.

"Uh, my name is Rouge. Principal Angers recommended me. I am a new teacher recruited by Kassel College this year. This is my letter of appointment..."

"Hey, I'm going, you're the teacher?" Before Yan Xiaofu could finish speaking, she saw Lu Mingfei looking at her with a look of shock, astonishment, horror, and pain in the ass, and Yan Xiaofu pointed at him. I laughed twice, telling him not to be too scared, I don't even know what to teach...

Yan Xiaofu probably understands what Lu Mingfei means. It's like when you come to the examination room and ask the person in front of you to copy the test papers for you, only to find out that he is the invigilator during the test...

"Rouge?" Lu Mingze glanced at the letter briefly, Yan Xiaofu kept tense.If I remember correctly, Lu Mingze has a friendship with Principal Ange. If this friendship doesn't work, she can only pray that her magic reading will be faster...

After a long time, Yan Xiaofu felt that her whole body was covered in cold sweat, and Lu Mingfei beside her didn't say a word, as if she was dead.

"Oh, brother, you must study hard at the beginning of school, I will have a hard time if you fail all the time." After the atmosphere had been stagnant for a long time, Lu Mingze's voice suddenly sounded.

Yan Xiaofu felt her legs go limp at that moment, and she almost didn't sit on it.

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The bed sheet was messy, and there were leftover orange peels on it, and the traces of Xia Mi and Chu Zihang's sleep were still left on it.

However, the strange thing was that the sheets just now were obviously very clean, as if no one had lived there for a long time.

Yan Xiaofu drank the bowl of tofu nao, and she knew what the audience meant. There were only two bowls of tofu nao in the original book, but there are three bowls here. There is no doubt that the extra bowl belongs to what should not have appeared." third person".

"Oh, I'm going, I'm scared to death. I haven't dared to post bullet screens for a long time. I'm going. I always felt that Lu Mingze would suddenly transform into something terrible in the next second 2333333"

"Whose kid is this, he's too slippery, is he like this at home? Don't his parents beat him up 23333333"

Yan Xiaofu was drinking tofu nao, and Lu Mingfei, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said, "Hero, are you really a teacher?"

"correct."

"Then what will you teach next semester?"

"I don't know, I personally think that I am more suitable for teaching a liberal arts class."

Lu Mingfei turned his head slowly, and complained in a low voice: "A godlike liberal arts teacher..."