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Facts have proved that even if the people of Qingyunmen are not useless... they are really stupid, otherwise Zhang Xiaofan, a young man with a fire stick in his hand, would not have stayed on the mountain for so long, and was not discovered until he couldn't hide it.

The vigilance of this group of people is not very high, and they are basically in line with Tian Buyi. Yan Xiaofu feels that today's live broadcast can fully demonstrate the importance of identity verification in public places to the audience in the live broadcast room.

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"Hey, hello, let me ask, how to get to this house?"

"Ah, you said this place, a group of people passed by just now, if you go there again, you probably won't find an empty house." Yan Xiaofu looked at the note handed over by the person asking for directions.

"Ah?" The people next to him suddenly started to complain, "It's all your fault, who made you come so late, there are no vacant houses now."

"Who knew there were so many people, they all came so early and took up the room, and then we will have to sleep in one room with several people."

"Uh..." Yan Xiaofu looked at the few people who were scolding each other, thought for a while, and pointed to the side, "There are quite a few people there this morning, why don't you go there and try your luck..."

"Huh? Really?" The people on the opposite side stopped arguing immediately, thanked Yan Xiaofu together, and then quickly ran towards the direction Yan Xiaofu pointed.

After these people ran away, Yan Xiaofu also ran away. She patted her chest, "Fuck, this is too exciting... No, I want to go home."

She stayed here for a whole morning, and during this morning, she saw many disciples from other peaks who had just come over. They all had to compete at Tongtian Peak, after all, Tongtian Peak is the most famous peak here.

This group of disciples are not usually from Tongtian Peak, so when they come one by one, they are like freshmen who have just reported in their freshman year. Whoever they catch and ask whoever they are, the chaos here in the square is no different than the ordinary world.

At this time, everyone doesn't know who is who at all, and it seems that Qingyunmen really doesn't have the means of distinguishing whether they are their own people like other sects, such as brand names, etc. They don't even have uniform clothes. Some wear their own clothes, and some wear martial arts clothes.

Just like that, Yan Xiaofu was forced to be a tour guide for a whole morning by these disciples who didn't know anything... Anyway, she still had a small map, and she pretended to be like a local, with no flaws at all.

...Although this situation is not what I want.

Yan Xiaofu looked outside, thinking that with your broken defense measures, it's no wonder people keep breaking in. It's even simpler than the defense measures in her university back then. They would still look at a student ID anyway.

But she didn't dare to act lawlessly just because no one had discovered her so far.The Qingyun Sect doesn't check because they don't usually find anyone touching it. Once they are discovered... Yan Xiaofu feels that her life is probably at the end of her life.

So now Yan Xiaofu usually only walks next to those disciples who look young, not those who look older.

As she walked, she looked at Zhang Xiaofan and the others, as long as they came here, they would definitely appear in the square first, and she would remember where they would live.

There is a shortage of housing in Tongtian Peak now. When she clicked on the small map, she felt her scalp tingle when she saw the dense dots on it. It is estimated that after the residence is confirmed, it will not be changed.

Yan Xiaofu waited here until evening, when the setting sun was about to set in the sky, she saw two colors, one red and one blue, coming side by side in the sword light of various colors in the sky.

Originally, Yan Xiaofu wanted to give up several times and find a place to walk the gods. Anyway, in the eyes of these cultivators, the light of the gods is just walking with the sword.

But then Yan Xiaofu was reluctant to leave... Because the messy lights in the sky were so beautiful, she was a little reluctant to leave, and in addition to the sights that could not be seen in other places nearby, so She just took one step at a time.

When she saw the red light and the blue light, her eyes suddenly became serious. The audience who had watched "Fireworks" with her all day had no reaction, so she quietly moved over and looked at the two lights. Where will it fall.

When the two rays of light fell on the ground, she could see clearly that the two rays of light were indeed the people from Dazhufeng, they were the latest group, and they didn't even have a good house in this time Yes, it is estimated that it has been divided up.

At this time, as the night progresses, there are fewer people in the square, but the color of the sky is more beautiful. Looking at these sword lights up close in the middle of the night, it is much more beautiful than seeing it from the bottom of the mountain, and the sound is also nice. brushed.

The few people who fell down from Dazhufeng were obviously more Buddha-like. Whether it was in terms of competition or housing, they really deserved to be...the most useless peaks.After they came, they took their time and walked in one direction very calmly. Yan Xiaofu guessed that the place was dedicated to the Big Bamboo Peak.

She marked the location on the small map, looked at the sky, and decided to go down the mountain and stay here. There is no place to stay at night, so let's go down the mountain and go back to the inn.

Silent all night.

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Based on what she saw on the mountain yesterday, Yan Xiaofu fully drew two conclusions.

1. These disciples of Qing Yun Sect are really dumb.

2. The plane of comprehension... It seems that it is not so difficult to mix, especially the plane of comprehension that is not too crazy.

Early the next morning, she opened her eyes and looked at the roof of the inn. There were many symmetrical carvings around the wooden ceiling.Looking carefully, it seems that these patterns are quite meaningful.

If you come to this place to shoot a TV series or something... Even if you take a few photos, it will look better than other places.

Yan Xiaofu sat for a while, pulled the big flower quilt on her body, and then gave a hutch.She just wants to sit here and be in a daze. Although there was nothing wrong yesterday, the feeling of fear is not good, so this inexplicable mind is filled with "I don't want to go to work, I don't want to go to work..."

But not going to work... after all, it still won't work.

She turned over, folded the quilt, and looked at the sky that had just brightened outside. First, she added some money for the guy who just got up to boil the bath water, and then brought a bowl of plain porridge with nothing added, plus a boiled white porridge. After eating eggs, I took out a small incense burner and burned a stick of incense in it.

After finishing a set, she sat silently in front of the table, and in the morning light, she silently opened the product she bought before she came.

Uh... In fact, the lottery is mostly metaphysical, no matter how much the chief's face is washed, the color is the same, and the Europeans will not fade away... No, no, the second situation is actually still possible.

In fact, Yan Xiaofu doesn't believe in those messy things, such as metaphysics hangings... But this time, after all, she put half of her hopes on this product. Although it seemed that Qingyunmen was quite friendly yesterday, but their water Qilin is too easy to fool.

What kind of world is this, the people in the entire peak don't have a single beast to use.

Yan Xiaofu originally thought that with her luck, it was not impossible to draw a curious thing, but if she really got snakes, crabs, clams, etc... If she really wanted to be so bad, then she had to endure it.

But leopards, tigers, cougars and stuff like that...

She may be able to deceive the audience in the live broadcast room, this is Dubai, ahahahaha...

... No, wake up, don't give up treatment.

After Yan Xiaofu used the product, her eyes were blinked by the sudden bright light, and she closed her eyes subconsciously. When she opened her eyes again, she suddenly found...that she had become smaller.

Ok?

Yan Xiaofu raised her head to take a look, she felt a little dizzy for no reason, and she was not used to seeing things. She felt as if she could see things behind her... Humans have a 180-degree field of vision, which is considered rare in the animal kingdom. , She didn't know what she had become, anyway, it was that weird visual sense.

She wanted to take a step forward, but when she took this step, she suddenly felt that something was wrong. When she looked down, a pair of pointed feet appeared on the ground, which looked like chicken feet...

Yan Xiaofu looked at her chicken feet, took another step forward, put her feet together, and looked down at her "hands".

A small claw was lifted up, with a long wing attached to it, Yan Xiaofu felt a feeling of being pulled under her arm, so she shook it, only to find that the thing being pulled was actually under her wing... ...That thing is said to be better for tendons or bones.

With these small claws and wings, Yan Xiaofu can figure out that she should turn into a bird, but she doesn't know what kind of bird she turned into. After all, she only knows a sparrow, swallow, pigeon, etc. .

She lowered her head again, the feathers on her wings were blue, and her chest was covered with a large piece of red feathers... Well, fortunately, it wasn't a combination of red and green.

Yan Xiaofu suddenly started to slap her little paws, unexpectedly, she started to fly. Speaking of which, the feeling of flying was weird, it was different from the feeling of flying in the dream, Very tired, flapping two wings can feel a lot of air resistance.

Before she could see what kind of bird she had turned into, she suddenly rushed out of the open window and flew straight into the sky.

Why?Why?Why?Mom, don't fly around, brother!return!

"Hey? What kind of bird is that? So beautiful?" Someone below suddenly raised his head, pointed to the sky and asked, "Whose bird flew out?"

"It should be quite expensive. Whose house is that? Ask the boss whose house the birds are flying out of."

The moment Yan Xiaofu flew out, I heard the people on the street suddenly fell into the crowd watching mode. The main reason is that everyone only saw sparrows and swallows on weekdays. It is rare to see individual birds suddenly, let alone It is said that this bird is quite big and beautiful, and it is particularly eye-catching.

She turned her head and looked, okay, she realized that this bird is really big, at least bigger than two sparrows, and the tail feathers are also quite long, blue...

"Huh-crack."

... In just such a short time, Yan Xiaofu fell from the sky.

She fell straight into the crowd watching the excitement below, startling the people around, and there were children screaming to avoid it.

Yan Xiaofu hit someone on the head with a slap, startled him, and she was also startled, the hair all over her body exploded in fright, and she started to slap her shoulders frantically again.

A blue and red-breasted bird flew up wobbly, like a madman, soaring into the sky, heading straight for the sun without looking back...

Some of the children below raised their heads and said in a daze, "Fly away, fly away, leave, leave... again, fall again."