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Chapter 40 Tomb Raiders Notes 19
Yan Xiaofu moved a small bench and sat in the shop.A guest walked in and took a look at her, then smiled and said to the boss, "When did you have another daughter?"
The boss also smiled and said to the guests: "Hey, don't talk nonsense, it's great for my wife to hear me." Yan Xiaofu just sat on the bench in a daze, and she didn't respond to others. To hear or not to hear.
A barrage of complaints floated silently on the barrage: "Rouge, we are asking you to learn from the silent fan of the little brother, not to let you learn from a mentally retarded autistic child."
Yan Xiaofu felt as if she had received a heavy blow in her heart, she thought to herself, I think I imitated my little brother very well.
No, no, brother is obviously more intelligent than you, okay?
That pretty little girl was surnamed Chen, and she was a relative of the boss, and also the boss' right-hand man. She had secretly asked her boss these days: "Hey, boss, do you think that little girl can't talk?"
The boss laughed after hearing this, and then said, "It's no surprise that the girl who is dumb Zhang can't speak."
"But her brother can talk obviously?" The little girl continued to ask curiously.
The boss pulled the little girl away and said to her: "Go, hurry up and get to work. It's not like her brother doesn't know what's going on. Let's just help him look after him. Why bother?"
"But... Boss, I've been looking at that little girl for the past few days... Why do I always feel that she looks so creepy?"
Yan Xiaofu didn't know what they were talking about, and continued to be in a daze. She perfectly carried out the task assigned by the audience [as a younger sister (false) must be silent], and turned herself into someone else The autistic child in the eyes.
The boss glanced at Yan Xiaofu secretly, seeing that she was far away and couldn't hear what was being said here, so he was relieved.He quietly tugged Xiao Chen, and whispered in her ear:
"That's Mute Zhang's younger sister. You don't know how wicked that dumb Zhang is. She's a real craftsman, and she's a little different from those of us who are always on top. I guess... her sister can't tell. Just like him, he is also a craftsman... Don't mess with her, after a few days, just send her away safely, don't talk too much. "
After Xiao Chen finished listening, he glanced at Yan Xiaofu who was sitting there exuding the aura of "I'm very autistic", nodded, and then went to the front to wipe the counter.
Yan Xiaofu sat on her small bench, silently glanced at the alarm clock in the shop, felt that the time was almost up, so she turned around and wanted to move the bench back.Unexpectedly, someone came 10 minutes earlier today, he pushed open the door of the store, and then grabbed Yan Xiaofu's clothes from behind.
Yan Xiaofu ignored him, and continued to walk forward with difficulty while her clothes were being grabbed, and the person walking was a little helpless.
When the boss saw the new guest, he hurried up to greet him, with a smile all over his face, and said, "Oh, this guest is here again, do you see anything you like?"
Wu Xie was also polite to the boss for a while, and then said: "I'll just take a look, don't bother you, you'd better keep busy."
The boss nodded again and again, and then backed out, leaving Wu Xie alone there to tease Yan Xiaofu who was [the baby is so angry, but the baby is still paralyzed].Seeing that the boss had retreated again, Xiao Chen hurried over and asked, "Hey, boss, can you keep her there? That man has been here for three consecutive days because of her."
The boss squinted his eyes and glanced at the situation outside, then turned around and said, "Do you know that is also a Tufuzi? And he is also an incredible Tufuzi. He brought it that day, but it is definitely not a trick. Things that can be taken out. He has his eyes on our people, so we can't hide them so much, lest he come up with some moths."
The little girl nodded, then took out the best Biluochun and walked over.Wu Xie thanked her with a smile.
Yan Xiaofu, who was sitting in front of him, couldn't stand it any longer. Countless people on the barrage were trying their best to make her laugh, so they kept posting some funny things in the barrage. These days, it's easy to make the anchor laugh It has become a daily routine in this live broadcast room.
Now seeing Wu Xie coming over, these people intensified, all kinds of pornography, ahem, all kinds of weird things emerged one after another.
Although these days she thought she was imitating the younger brother, but everyone only felt that she was embarrassing the younger brother, so they all advised her to just laugh and let it go.
But I have to say that the autistic child that Yan Xiaofu imitated... is really quite similar...
Her magical performance in the past few days has completely conquered the audience in the live broadcast room. Many people just came in and saw the appearance of the anchor, and immediately sent out all the gifts in their hands, repeatedly saying:
"It's not easy for someone with a mental illness to become an anchor, you must work hard as an anchor~~"
"Is this the latest proposed treatment?"
MDZZ
Wu Xie whispered to Yan Xiaofu, "Do you... still know me?"
Yan Xiaofu was able to give him a blank look two days ago, but today she didn't even pay attention to Wu Xie, she silently took her small bench and sat back at the door, then rested her chin on her hands, trying to imitate the thinker .
"Rouge, don't hold it, your face will get bigger if you keep holding your chin."
Hey, I want you to take care of it.
Yan Xiaofu put her hand down without a trace, Wu Xie saw that she had finally reacted, and said to her excitedly: "Hey, can you talk? Why haven't I heard it these days?" pass."
Ever since Wu Xie went back, she had been having endless nightmares. In the dream, there was an endless army of corpses, Da Kui with a miserable death face, and a female zongzi who was always dressed in black, like a female ghost. Floating back and forth, then suddenly raised his head, showing his boneless cheek.
Often Wu Xie would be awakened at this time, and he would not remember until he was awake and sitting on the bed—that female zongzi was actually quite beautiful, and she even saved him once.
But for some reason, what he dreamed of in his dreams was always her appearance in the illusion.
Could it be that the influence of the blue-eyed fox corpse on him has not been eliminated yet?
He even went back and looked through the information about King Lu Shang, but after searching for a long time, he couldn't find the possible identity of the woman.He even looked through a bunch of materials about the tomb of the Western Zhou Dynasty, but he still didn't have the slightest clue.
But Wu Xie still made some guesses based on the clothes Yan Xiaofu was wearing—the clothes were quite weird in style and severely damaged, so it was impossible to tell what dynasty they belonged to, but when it comes to black... …
If you say the most honorable color in Chinese history, most people will answer - yellow.In history, only China's first dynasty, the Qin Dynasty, respected the mysterious and simple black color. This is because the people of the Qin Dynasty believed that they conformed to the virtue of water according to the theory of the five elements, and that water and black cooperated, so the Qin Dynasty favored black.From the emperor to the poor, they all wore black clothes. The only difference was the crown and hat.
After Wu Xie thought of this, he immediately thought of the most precious thing in the tomb: the golden jade clothes.
When talking about the Jade Clothes, the people who really owned it were not very eye-catching in history. The first thing that people think of is often a man who never got her in his life, although he is also a very great man.
Wu Xie scratched his head with a headache.
Qin Shihuang...
He didn't dare to think about it anymore. Obviously everything was just speculation, but he actually felt more and more reasonable.
But all of this is completely unnecessary after meeting Yan Xiaofu. When Wu Xie saw her, countless grass and mud horses ran past his heart, and his mind was constantly being swiped by one sentence - damn, zongzi Actually came out of the tomb, the zongzi came out of the tomb, the zongzi came out of the tomb...
Especially the clothes on Zongzi.Wearing such a familiar autistic style... Hey!In an instant, people thought of another person who is also called autistic patient! !
(Audience in the live broadcast room: Your old x is not autistic! He is just mature and steady!)
Then think of the behavior between Zongzi and Pokerfing... maybe this zongzi was really brought out by Pokerfing from the tomb.
Ahem, Wu Xie felt that his world view was about to collapse, but the third uncle was not at home during this time, and he had no way to ask the experienced third uncle whether Zongzi could come out of the tomb or not. He could only do it alone every day. Everyone came here to look at this zongzi, and then tried every means to make her talk.
"Well, do you eat every day?" Wu Xie continued to ask cautiously.Yan Xiaofu gave him a look of disdain, thinking that if I don't eat, can I still live on my ideals and beliefs.
"Rouge, why don't you come back from the live broadcast and shoot a stage play. With just these few actors, the quality of the stage play has already surpassed that of the latest movie."
Yan Xiaofu thought to herself, it turns out that the movie that I had been advertising before the live broadcast started was finally released.
But this kind of movie can't be expected to please the fans of the original book, except for the Yan party, few people will give it a good evaluation.
Sure enough, someone immediately posted in the barrage: "Ahhhhhh! Don't mention that movie! I was stuffed with dog food, and I didn't see anything else, and then I just watched them jumping on the grave Dee."
"Don't say that, the faces of the actors are all there, don't think too much about the plot, you can still take a look just by their looks."
"Play 'beep—', is that handsome boy, or this handsome boy?"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah he has only been away for a few days and I miss him so much, when will Yan Zhi come back?"
Yan Xiaofu didn't see anything else, but raised her head when she saw the words "Bengtou Bundi", she was inexplicably interested, thinking that if she had nothing to do when she went back, she would buy a ticket to have a look Bar.
Just when Yan Xiaofu was thinking about a very exciting thing, another customer walked in at the door, holding something wrapped in cloth in his hand, and then walked straight towards the boss.The audience in the live broadcast room fell silent for an instant, and then typed in the barrage:
"Great God! Great God! Are you still there?"
"Welcome to Rouge Treasure Hunt."
"Great God, come and see if this one is real or fake this time."
This so-called great master was the audience who seemed to be particularly proficient in the antique industry that day. However, after two days of live broadcast, everyone found that he was indeed proficient in this. The naked eye can tell whether it is true or false, and it is basically completely correct. While marveling at the degree of richness of Rouge, everyone knelt down and licked the great god there.
Yan Xiaofu didn't expect that she really had two brushes, and she was thinking about how to ask her some things these two days.
The boss came up to meet the guest and said to the guest: "My guest, what do you want to do here?"
The guest came over with erratic eyes, as soon as he approached, there was a stench, which made both Yan Xiaofu and Wu Xie take a step back.
He took out the package tremblingly, and said to the boss, "Is your place...reliable?"
The boss is also a person who has dealt with tomb robbers all year round. He took a step forward and didn't care about the smell of the guest at all. He said, "Do you have any good things in your hand?"
The guest breathed a sigh of relief, opened his package, and revealed what was inside, which turned out to be a very old knife.
It was long and slender, with scratches all over it. Yan Xiaofu didn't react at first, but when she saw a bullet screen from the master in the live broadcast room, she suddenly let out a "huh".
Her sound attracted the attention of everyone in the store, and Yan Xiaofu froze in an instant, pretending that the sound just now was not her own at all.
No, Yan Xiaofu, have you ever heard the story of stealing the bell?
The boss also smiled and said to the guests: "Hey, don't talk nonsense, it's great for my wife to hear me." Yan Xiaofu just sat on the bench in a daze, and she didn't respond to others. To hear or not to hear.
A barrage of complaints floated silently on the barrage: "Rouge, we are asking you to learn from the silent fan of the little brother, not to let you learn from a mentally retarded autistic child."
Yan Xiaofu felt as if she had received a heavy blow in her heart, she thought to herself, I think I imitated my little brother very well.
No, no, brother is obviously more intelligent than you, okay?
That pretty little girl was surnamed Chen, and she was a relative of the boss, and also the boss' right-hand man. She had secretly asked her boss these days: "Hey, boss, do you think that little girl can't talk?"
The boss laughed after hearing this, and then said, "It's no surprise that the girl who is dumb Zhang can't speak."
"But her brother can talk obviously?" The little girl continued to ask curiously.
The boss pulled the little girl away and said to her: "Go, hurry up and get to work. It's not like her brother doesn't know what's going on. Let's just help him look after him. Why bother?"
"But... Boss, I've been looking at that little girl for the past few days... Why do I always feel that she looks so creepy?"
Yan Xiaofu didn't know what they were talking about, and continued to be in a daze. She perfectly carried out the task assigned by the audience [as a younger sister (false) must be silent], and turned herself into someone else The autistic child in the eyes.
The boss glanced at Yan Xiaofu secretly, seeing that she was far away and couldn't hear what was being said here, so he was relieved.He quietly tugged Xiao Chen, and whispered in her ear:
"That's Mute Zhang's younger sister. You don't know how wicked that dumb Zhang is. She's a real craftsman, and she's a little different from those of us who are always on top. I guess... her sister can't tell. Just like him, he is also a craftsman... Don't mess with her, after a few days, just send her away safely, don't talk too much. "
After Xiao Chen finished listening, he glanced at Yan Xiaofu who was sitting there exuding the aura of "I'm very autistic", nodded, and then went to the front to wipe the counter.
Yan Xiaofu sat on her small bench, silently glanced at the alarm clock in the shop, felt that the time was almost up, so she turned around and wanted to move the bench back.Unexpectedly, someone came 10 minutes earlier today, he pushed open the door of the store, and then grabbed Yan Xiaofu's clothes from behind.
Yan Xiaofu ignored him, and continued to walk forward with difficulty while her clothes were being grabbed, and the person walking was a little helpless.
When the boss saw the new guest, he hurried up to greet him, with a smile all over his face, and said, "Oh, this guest is here again, do you see anything you like?"
Wu Xie was also polite to the boss for a while, and then said: "I'll just take a look, don't bother you, you'd better keep busy."
The boss nodded again and again, and then backed out, leaving Wu Xie alone there to tease Yan Xiaofu who was [the baby is so angry, but the baby is still paralyzed].Seeing that the boss had retreated again, Xiao Chen hurried over and asked, "Hey, boss, can you keep her there? That man has been here for three consecutive days because of her."
The boss squinted his eyes and glanced at the situation outside, then turned around and said, "Do you know that is also a Tufuzi? And he is also an incredible Tufuzi. He brought it that day, but it is definitely not a trick. Things that can be taken out. He has his eyes on our people, so we can't hide them so much, lest he come up with some moths."
The little girl nodded, then took out the best Biluochun and walked over.Wu Xie thanked her with a smile.
Yan Xiaofu, who was sitting in front of him, couldn't stand it any longer. Countless people on the barrage were trying their best to make her laugh, so they kept posting some funny things in the barrage. These days, it's easy to make the anchor laugh It has become a daily routine in this live broadcast room.
Now seeing Wu Xie coming over, these people intensified, all kinds of pornography, ahem, all kinds of weird things emerged one after another.
Although these days she thought she was imitating the younger brother, but everyone only felt that she was embarrassing the younger brother, so they all advised her to just laugh and let it go.
But I have to say that the autistic child that Yan Xiaofu imitated... is really quite similar...
Her magical performance in the past few days has completely conquered the audience in the live broadcast room. Many people just came in and saw the appearance of the anchor, and immediately sent out all the gifts in their hands, repeatedly saying:
"It's not easy for someone with a mental illness to become an anchor, you must work hard as an anchor~~"
"Is this the latest proposed treatment?"
MDZZ
Wu Xie whispered to Yan Xiaofu, "Do you... still know me?"
Yan Xiaofu was able to give him a blank look two days ago, but today she didn't even pay attention to Wu Xie, she silently took her small bench and sat back at the door, then rested her chin on her hands, trying to imitate the thinker .
"Rouge, don't hold it, your face will get bigger if you keep holding your chin."
Hey, I want you to take care of it.
Yan Xiaofu put her hand down without a trace, Wu Xie saw that she had finally reacted, and said to her excitedly: "Hey, can you talk? Why haven't I heard it these days?" pass."
Ever since Wu Xie went back, she had been having endless nightmares. In the dream, there was an endless army of corpses, Da Kui with a miserable death face, and a female zongzi who was always dressed in black, like a female ghost. Floating back and forth, then suddenly raised his head, showing his boneless cheek.
Often Wu Xie would be awakened at this time, and he would not remember until he was awake and sitting on the bed—that female zongzi was actually quite beautiful, and she even saved him once.
But for some reason, what he dreamed of in his dreams was always her appearance in the illusion.
Could it be that the influence of the blue-eyed fox corpse on him has not been eliminated yet?
He even went back and looked through the information about King Lu Shang, but after searching for a long time, he couldn't find the possible identity of the woman.He even looked through a bunch of materials about the tomb of the Western Zhou Dynasty, but he still didn't have the slightest clue.
But Wu Xie still made some guesses based on the clothes Yan Xiaofu was wearing—the clothes were quite weird in style and severely damaged, so it was impossible to tell what dynasty they belonged to, but when it comes to black... …
If you say the most honorable color in Chinese history, most people will answer - yellow.In history, only China's first dynasty, the Qin Dynasty, respected the mysterious and simple black color. This is because the people of the Qin Dynasty believed that they conformed to the virtue of water according to the theory of the five elements, and that water and black cooperated, so the Qin Dynasty favored black.From the emperor to the poor, they all wore black clothes. The only difference was the crown and hat.
After Wu Xie thought of this, he immediately thought of the most precious thing in the tomb: the golden jade clothes.
When talking about the Jade Clothes, the people who really owned it were not very eye-catching in history. The first thing that people think of is often a man who never got her in his life, although he is also a very great man.
Wu Xie scratched his head with a headache.
Qin Shihuang...
He didn't dare to think about it anymore. Obviously everything was just speculation, but he actually felt more and more reasonable.
But all of this is completely unnecessary after meeting Yan Xiaofu. When Wu Xie saw her, countless grass and mud horses ran past his heart, and his mind was constantly being swiped by one sentence - damn, zongzi Actually came out of the tomb, the zongzi came out of the tomb, the zongzi came out of the tomb...
Especially the clothes on Zongzi.Wearing such a familiar autistic style... Hey!In an instant, people thought of another person who is also called autistic patient! !
(Audience in the live broadcast room: Your old x is not autistic! He is just mature and steady!)
Then think of the behavior between Zongzi and Pokerfing... maybe this zongzi was really brought out by Pokerfing from the tomb.
Ahem, Wu Xie felt that his world view was about to collapse, but the third uncle was not at home during this time, and he had no way to ask the experienced third uncle whether Zongzi could come out of the tomb or not. He could only do it alone every day. Everyone came here to look at this zongzi, and then tried every means to make her talk.
"Well, do you eat every day?" Wu Xie continued to ask cautiously.Yan Xiaofu gave him a look of disdain, thinking that if I don't eat, can I still live on my ideals and beliefs.
"Rouge, why don't you come back from the live broadcast and shoot a stage play. With just these few actors, the quality of the stage play has already surpassed that of the latest movie."
Yan Xiaofu thought to herself, it turns out that the movie that I had been advertising before the live broadcast started was finally released.
But this kind of movie can't be expected to please the fans of the original book, except for the Yan party, few people will give it a good evaluation.
Sure enough, someone immediately posted in the barrage: "Ahhhhhh! Don't mention that movie! I was stuffed with dog food, and I didn't see anything else, and then I just watched them jumping on the grave Dee."
"Don't say that, the faces of the actors are all there, don't think too much about the plot, you can still take a look just by their looks."
"Play 'beep—', is that handsome boy, or this handsome boy?"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah he has only been away for a few days and I miss him so much, when will Yan Zhi come back?"
Yan Xiaofu didn't see anything else, but raised her head when she saw the words "Bengtou Bundi", she was inexplicably interested, thinking that if she had nothing to do when she went back, she would buy a ticket to have a look Bar.
Just when Yan Xiaofu was thinking about a very exciting thing, another customer walked in at the door, holding something wrapped in cloth in his hand, and then walked straight towards the boss.The audience in the live broadcast room fell silent for an instant, and then typed in the barrage:
"Great God! Great God! Are you still there?"
"Welcome to Rouge Treasure Hunt."
"Great God, come and see if this one is real or fake this time."
This so-called great master was the audience who seemed to be particularly proficient in the antique industry that day. However, after two days of live broadcast, everyone found that he was indeed proficient in this. The naked eye can tell whether it is true or false, and it is basically completely correct. While marveling at the degree of richness of Rouge, everyone knelt down and licked the great god there.
Yan Xiaofu didn't expect that she really had two brushes, and she was thinking about how to ask her some things these two days.
The boss came up to meet the guest and said to the guest: "My guest, what do you want to do here?"
The guest came over with erratic eyes, as soon as he approached, there was a stench, which made both Yan Xiaofu and Wu Xie take a step back.
He took out the package tremblingly, and said to the boss, "Is your place...reliable?"
The boss is also a person who has dealt with tomb robbers all year round. He took a step forward and didn't care about the smell of the guest at all. He said, "Do you have any good things in your hand?"
The guest breathed a sigh of relief, opened his package, and revealed what was inside, which turned out to be a very old knife.
It was long and slender, with scratches all over it. Yan Xiaofu didn't react at first, but when she saw a bullet screen from the master in the live broadcast room, she suddenly let out a "huh".
Her sound attracted the attention of everyone in the store, and Yan Xiaofu froze in an instant, pretending that the sound just now was not her own at all.
No, Yan Xiaofu, have you ever heard the story of stealing the bell?
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