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Yan Xiaofu left this place with her brother at two o'clock that afternoon.

The two first took the ox cart in the village to the station. The old cow bumped and carried the two through the small road in the village. Walking all the way, Yan Xiaofu felt that half of her buttocks were numb. .

To tell the truth, this was the first time Yan Xiaofu took this kind of ox cart in the countryside, because she had never been to such a remote place before.

There is no bus, no train, and even taxis are unwilling to come here. It is simply isolated from the world.This kind of life is far away from her, but for the tomb robbers, it seems to be commonplace.

In addition, there is one more thing to be emphasized here. When the little brother left, he was easy-going.

The little brother's disguise magic is just like opening and hanging, it's perfect.Yan Xiaofu was stupefied when she saw a little old man who was completely unfamiliar, probably not as tall as her when he stood upright.Just such a person who has no resemblance to the younger brother walked up to Yan Xiaofu, and then said to her in the unique voice of the younger brother: "Follow up".

The audience in the live broadcast room were curiously asking: "Is there someone behind me dubbing?"

"Is it like a double reed? Is there a person in front who is playing and someone behind is talking? Or is this the sound that was recorded before?"

No, this is just the result of my brother's uncanny disguise technique.

After going out the door, the old man who changed his face stood on tiptoe, grabbed the hood of Yan Xiaofu's clothes, and put it firmly on her head. The two looked from a distance, It's like a little old man in the countryside, leading his autistic granddaughter to the city to see a doctor.

One thing I have to mention here is that Kenny's jumper hat is very big...

How big is it?Let's put it this way, Yan Xiaofu has watched so many seasons of South Park, but she doesn't even know what Kenny looks like.

The lower edge of the hood can be pulled all the way to a person's nose, and there are two eyes exposed in front, and nothing else can be seen, so the words spoken through it are very unclear. Generally speaking, Kenny can only be heard by others: "Huh? Ahhh! Ji Guji..." Such a strange voice.

The strange thing is that with such an abstract and meaningless voice, Kenny's friends can understand what he is saying.

Yan Xiaofu hadn't spoken a word since she was put on the hat, and she was afraid that she would make some weird noises if she opened her mouth.There was only one old man who sent them to the station. Except for children and a few women, there were no strong men anywhere in the village.

Yan Xiaofu looked back, and saw thick black smoke rising from the mountain behind the village, accompanied by raging fires, that seemed to be where the tomb was.

What about Wu Xie and Third Uncle?Did they all escape successfully?

She is now pretending to have amnesia, and she dare not ask the little brother this sentence, but just looked at the mountain for a long time, until the little brother dragged her into the bullock cart.

Speechless all the way.

The two of them took the long-distance bus for ten hours and didn't even eat dinner. It was thanks to Yan Xiaofu that she wasn't really mentally retarded, otherwise she would have given up on it long ago.

The live broadcast room was turned off in the middle of the car ride, and after the two got off at the terminal, another train was diverted. Yan Xiaofu was drowsy all the way, and for some reason, she had no strength in her body at all. Sometimes it's even harder.

Before getting on the train, the little brother took off his disguise.During the period, he even patted Yan Xiaofu awake once on the train, and told her to get up to eat. Yan Xiaofu ate it in a daze, and then fell back to sleep. Fortunately, my brother is not a human~trader, otherwise Yan Xiaofu I don't even know when it was sold.

After sitting on the train for two full days, the two finally got off.Yan Xiaofu finally recovered after two days. She looked at the signboard of the station, and there were three big characters in small letters on it - "Jinan Station".

Jinan?Which province is this from?

Yan Xiaofu was still thinking about it, but she was dragged off by her younger brother. The actions of these two people looked like an autistic brother leading an autistic younger sister with dementia, uh...

Very cute, very cute.

For the next few days, Yan Xiaofu obediently stayed in a house rented by her brother.Every day, my little brother goes out before she wakes up, and then comes back around nine o'clock in the evening. He doesn't know what he is busy with, but every time before leaving, he remembers to leave food for her, and then locks the door from the outside.

This is really treating Yan Xiaofu as a mentally handicapped child.

There was neither a TV nor a computer in the house, and Qiao Gang hadn't stepped forward to change the world these days, so Yan Xiaofu could only stay in the house alone, facing the empty walls.

Then why hasn't Yan Xiaofu been insane yet?

It's very simple, she recently figured out a new usage of the live broadcast room.

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"Tell me how the flying dragon lost on the face?"

As soon as a man's voice fell, Xiao Ming on the screen immediately exploded, and there was a sound of worshiping "Old Immortal Xudong, with boundless magic power" on the bullet screen. Yan Xiaofu sat in front of the translucent screen, sipping the cold water in the cup, He listened quite seriously to the wailing of the man on the screen.

Audiences in the live broadcast room: "..."

"What do you think Yanzhi wants? She watched the coach's collection of poisonous milk these days, and then watched Xudong's collection of old immortals. She didn't understand what she meant."

"Rouge, change the channel quickly, or I will leave if the live broadcast continues like this."

"Why don't you broadcast live bro, where's the bro?"

Yan Xiaofu swallowed, and said calmly, "Brother, I left the house after five o'clock in the morning."

"Then you went to find him?"

"The door is locked, I don't have a key." Yan Xiaofu poured herself a glass of water after finishing speaking.

MD, my little brother only drinks water, so there is only plain water in the house. She has been drinking plain water for a week, and now she feels that she is healthy.

Yan Xiaofu felt lucky to have a live broadcast room. She has been using the function of regularly surfing the Internet this week to watch the great deeds of the two poisonous mothers, Coach and Xudong.

This is when the barrage asked again: "By the way, Rouge, you seem to have an extra poisonous milk setting, right? Why haven't I seen you use it?"

Yan Xiaofu thought I used it, but she never used it correctly before. The dead system didn't even give me any response, so I had to figure it out by myself.

After watching it for a week, she vaguely felt the two major techniques used by poisonous milk.

1. The more certain the tainted milk is, the better. It is best if you can even fool yourself.

2. The more careless you should be when using the poisonous milk skill, the better the poisonous milk will be.

Xudong Laoxian Collection on the screen said at this time: "On the afternoon of April 4th, the brakes of the Kvyat racing car of the Red Bull Racing team suddenly failed during the race. Unfortunately, another car was riding in the face. The driver is now alive and dead. Not sure."

The accompanying picture next to it shows the old fairy Xudong hugging a foreign boy with a smile on his face, and the following caption reads: "The young man is a bit good at racing."

Uh……

Yan Xiaofu suddenly felt that she who also had poisonous milk was simply weak.

She closed Xudong's collection of old fairy, and called up the picture in the camera, and the audience saw the situation in the small house she was in again.

How should I put it, should I say that my brother really deserves to be a single dog? The whole room reveals a strong smell of a single dog, just like a model house.

Of course, it's also possible that the little brother didn't plan to live here for a long time at all.

Yan Xiaofu stretched her waist, looked around the room for a second, then turned around suddenly, like a madman, pointed to the windows of the house and said: "My windows are really good!"

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There was silence and nothing happened.

"Cut." Yan Xiaofu rolled her eyes, ready to go to the kitchen to find something to eat.

She had just taken two steps when she suddenly heard a loud "pong!" sound behind her, which made her turn her head quickly in fright, only to see a ball smashed through the window, and then turned towards Yan Xiaofu with her frightened expression. Then hit her.

Yan Xiaofu didn't dodge for a while, and was hit hard by the ball, she let out a cry of pain, grabbed the ball, ran to the window, and saw a group of little kids downstairs looking here, Yan Xiaofu recognized that one of them was a child from the family downstairs, and he waved his little hand and said, "Sister! Throw the ball down!"

Throw your MB ah!

Yan Xiaofu instantly took a football throwing pose, threw the ball two blocks away, and then rubbed her stomach in pain.

This is the third floor, how did you brats get up here?

Yan Xiaofu rubbed her eyes, she seemed to have glanced at something out of the corner of her eye, she looked downstairs, her eyes widened all of a sudden, and then she slapped herself on the face twice.

The audience in the live broadcast room asked in the barrage: "Rouge, what did you see?", "Rouge, are you okay?"

Yan Xiaofu rubbed her eyes twice again, then asked with trembling hands: "Look, who is that person on the opposite street?"

The camera slowly moved over, and the audience in the live broadcast room also saw the person on the screen. They saw that he was wearing a short shirt, with a cropped hair, and a clean face with Yan Xiaofu on the corner of his lips. With a familiar upward arc, he walked out of a particularly large building opposite with a relaxed expression.

The building opposite, if I remember correctly...

Yan Xiaofu tremblingly raised her head, only to see four very striking characters hanging there——

"Royal bath court".

A very prosperous bathing center, said that there are no special services in it.Yan Xiaofu herself didn't believe it.

Phew, Yan Xiaofu suddenly let out a big breath.

Wu! ! !evil! ! !OK you! ! !

You also went to Dabao~Jian?

Nima Zhang Qiling is working desperately outside, and you, Tuoma, dare to go to the big insurance~Jian! ?

At this moment, Yan Xiaofu really felt a wave of anger rising from her dantian. She looked at Wu Xie's face, and for some reason, she suddenly said something inexplicably:

"Your face...you really look good when you smile."

As soon as the words fell, a child's terrified scream suddenly came from a distance. Yan Xiaofu watched helplessly as the ball passed through the cars and trees on the street as if being pulled by a mysterious force. shot towards here.

Then with a "bang", it hit Wu Xie right in the face.