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Wearing that heavy outfit, Yan Xiaofu dragged the unknown object around the street, but in the end she couldn't find a place where she could put it down properly.

On the contrary, this thing has been struggling constantly, and its movements are getting bigger and bigger, Yan Xiaofu feels that her unicorn arm is almost unable to control it, and she feels a little worried when she looks at it.

Because this thing has been struggling, the audience in the live broadcast room also saw the appearance of this thing in the shaking of the camera, and couldn't help complaining about how ugly it was in the barrage.Yan Xiaofu also thinks this thing is ugly, even if she adds up all the novelties she has seen, this one is ugly.

Whether it's the wrinkled skin or the pale white face, it makes people feel creepy, not to mention the refreshing fishy smell that comes out of this thing.

The audience glanced at it and said that the eyes are really hot. Does your stylist have any newspaper mentality? Apart from complaining that this thing is ugly and the actors are hardworking, the audience has nothing else to say, but there are a bunch of people who are quite interested I really want to see where the tooth marks bitten out by the uncle are...

Yan Xiaofu was cautious when she held this thing in her hand.

Carrying a ghost with bare hands is also a rare experience in life. Maybe I can write a memoir that cannot be made public after I go back.

But this thing is really evil, not something auspicious, and her identity that has been hidden for so long was exposed by this thing.

In the end, Yan Xiaofu didn't know what to do with the thing, so she tied it to a tree at the entrance of the village, and pasted a talisman torn from someone's door on her forehead.

Hope to have a good pregnancy in my next life, Amen.

Yan Xiaofu prayed without any sincerity, and then walked away. When the people in the village find out about this guy, they should invite some professionals like monks and priests to come to rescue him or something.

She tied the guy to a tree, turned around and squatted on another tree, watching the reaction of the people below.Now almost half of the village is awake, and there are flames everywhere.

Someone came here from a distance, Yan Xiaofu looked at her conspicuous clothes, and slipped away before the people came.

The people who came only saw a pale and swollen thing tied to the tree, and hurriedly called others to look at it, but they didn't see the slightly shaking branch above his head.

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"Last night I wandered on the street for a long time, and finally took a bed on the floor to sleep. Fortunately, I also brought mosquito coils, otherwise I would have been bitten to death..." Yan Xiaofu woke up very early this morning, because last night Didn't sleep well at all.

The small towns here close their doors as soon as it gets dark, and there are no big inns, so Yan Xiaofu slept outside for a night, and felt a little uncomfortable when she woke up this morning.

Fortunately, she has been live broadcasting for so long, and there are not too few opportunities for camping, and she has all the things on her body, so there is no news about the anchor sleeping on the street and being picked up.

Yan Xiaofu was afraid of being discovered again by other people, so now she is wearing a woman's clothes, with gentle makeup on her face, and a small yellow flower that she bought on the street this morning on her head.

The clothes on her body are very plain, but there is still a little playfulness that belongs to a girl. The weather is still very hot, and the clothes are very thin and look very light. There is a small red rope tied around her wrist.

This attire looks like an ordinary girl who happened to walk down the street, it was completely a replica of Dabai's makeup.

Just like that, she walked around the street... No one noticed her.

In fact, it's not just that no one found her on the street, even the people in the live broadcast room saw Yan Xiaofu, whooped for a long time, and from time to time, someone would tease her in the barrage, "Fuck, who is this guy who is live broadcasting today?"

"Excellent, is Rouge ready to go on a blind date?"

"My mother, it's unscientific that I didn't even draw eyeliner today. This is not ordinary rouge."

"I didn't use bright red! I used peach pink. Is it because I am blind or God is blind."

"What the hell do I put on makeup for?" Yan Xiaofu walked around the street, wanting to hear what the rumors about her were like.

After all, it's a little pitiful to say that she can't even go back to that small broken house, and there is only this little gossip left to listen to, so it's not good to listen to it once.

Yan Xiaofu walked around and returned to her small room, and saw that the front of her small room was still full of people, and she couldn't even squeeze in.

In fact, to be honest, it is quite a magical experience to see the place where I was sleeping yesterday being surrounded by people in such a way.

A little absurd, a little shocking, and a little funny.

Yan Xiaofu stood on tiptoe and took a look inside. With her size, she could only see the darkness inside and couldn't see anything clearly, so she didn't look any more, turned around and walked out from the small room.

She wandered back to the place where she usually bought breakfast. Like every morning, she bought buns and porridge, and then squatted aside to eat. Suddenly, she felt that she was the same as usual, nothing changed.

Realizing this, Yan Xiaofu felt more at ease for some reason.She was actually a little flustered last night, but now she was drinking porridge and doing the same things as usual, and her heart became more and more peaceful.

She was squatting here eating, and the audience in the live broadcast room were making jokes, it was exactly the same as every morning.

This is why... because I am confident and don't have to worry about my personal safety, so I don't panic at all.

While eating, Yan Xiaofu pointed the camera at herself, and said to the audience in a radio voice: "Everyone can see, behind me is the scene of people living in the world of Liaozhai facing monsters, uh, Liaozhai The author is Pu Songling, everyone knows that Pu Songling lived in the Qing Dynasty, and Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio tells stories about all kinds of monsters..."

After Yan Xiaofu finished speaking, she took a close-up shot of the dark people behind her, "Look, how enthusiastic these people are when they face the monsters, this is because of the unique custom of the coexistence of monsters and people As a result..."

The camera happened to be a close-up of an uncle's face. The uncle was looking into the room with a ferocious face. He didn't know what he was shouting, but he was really excited...

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing at Yan Xiaofu's professional commentary.

"66666 I pretended to be in this live broadcast room for the first time, and was shocked by the profound posture of the anchor in front of the screen."

"I also pretended that Rouge had just live-streamed Liaozhai, and had been working hard all the time, and the group of people behind her had nothing to do with her 233333"

"Rouge, let me put on your ghostly makeup from last night to calm you down. Even if you look fresh now, it can't hide the fact that you made it up."

"Rouge has always been making jokes. I'm not used to the sudden appearance of such a professional anchor."

"The extras in the back all look like they are fighting hard 23333..."

"We have to fight. The boss has spoken. It is impossible to show enthusiasm and excitement. Let me take it easy."

Yan Xiaofu pretended that she didn't see the content of the bullet screens of the people in the live broadcast room at all, and continued to educate them in a serious manner. With the scene behind her, she really had the feeling of being connected to an ancient news scene...

Anyway, her voice was very low, and the place was extremely chaotic, and no one would stare at her, a strange woman.

She talked halfway, she was a little thirsty, she stopped to drink some water, the surrounding streets still looked like a group of demons dancing, and not only were there not fewer people, but more and more people... Yan Xiaofu looked at it and felt that if she didn't Go, maybe I won't be able to go for a while.

She paid the money, got up, stood up, and walked towards the door. Along the way, she met a lot of people who came towards here. They probably came here just after hearing the news. Yan Xiaofu suddenly saw a familiar man. The figure rushed over, her heart suddenly moved, and she followed.

She knew that person, he was a person from the caravan she joined back then, he would tell dirty jokes to those who were recruited when he had nothing to do, and even made fun of Yan Xiaofu who was captured several times... Yan Xiaofu saw him coming I also thought it was quite interesting, so I quietly followed, and the people in the live broadcast room also recognized this person, and seeing Yan Xiaofu sneaking up after him, they immediately booed without changing their good intentions.

"Hey, isn't this the product from the caravan? Rouge, put on your red body and scare him to death. Anyway, you've lost your horse now 2333"

"Supporting you to scare him to death! Just thinking about that scene makes me so excited!"

"Pfft, it's not a big deal for a group of people to watch the excitement, but I like 23333"

Why scare people to death, besides, she is standing in the street in red, not to mention scaring one to death, she can also scare a bunch of people to death.

Yan Xiaofu didn't care about the blind ideas of the group of people in the live broadcast room, the camera kept following the person in front of her closely, at first Yan Xiaofu thought that he came over after knowing some news, but now she looked, found that this person It is very likely that the goods are just to see the crowds here to join in the fun.

Because the face of this guy is full of relish, staring at the room full of people, and it seems that he even wants to get in there...

Yan Xiaofu thinks that if she encounters such a thing, she will never move forward, and she may even not want to come to this town again. Of course, there may be a few weird ones, such as the guy in front of her.

She looked at the way this guy was pushing forward, and thought to herself, why am I so angry, you are running on me in the caravan every day with dirty jokes, I can't slap you in the face, now you Are you still happily watching the excitement here?

She raised her eyebrows, and suddenly a bold idea popped up, and she leaned in.

"Hey, what's going on here?" When Yan Xiaofu leaned over, she happened to hear this person asking the person next to him what happened in this room, and the person next to him was also a spectator, hesitating I spent a long time, only saying that there are monsters in it, and I didn't explain anything else.

There are monsters and you are still so crowded?Yan Xiaofu suddenly began to doubt her life, she silently squeezed to this person's side under the cheers of the audience in the live broadcast room, and looked into the room pretending to watch the excitement.

"What monster? Why can't I see it?" The man was still looking into the room, when he suddenly heard the girl in front say, "It's the peony flower demon that has been rumored in the next town."

"The peony flower demon? You mean the peony flower demon?!" The man suddenly became very excited, Yan Xiaofu looked at the reaction of this guy, still pretending to know nothing, nodded, " That's right, it's the Peony Flower Demon."

A bunch of bullet screens flew in the bullet screen, "Rouge, you bastard, I misread you before, hahahaha."

"It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, 23333 is this guy acting, why is acting so funny hahaha."

"I can already foresee the tragedy that will happen below, let me close my eyes and pray for three seconds 233333"

"Oh, you don't know, I've seen this peony flower demon before." The man was agitated for a while, and suddenly his face became normal again. He suddenly looked mysterious and said to Yan Xiaofu: "I, I went to a caravan a month ago. In this caravan, someone was captured by the mountain ghost. Later, it was this peony flower demon who rescued him. Guess the leader of the peony flower demon what kind?"

Yan Xiaofu felt that this guy's tone was a little turbulent, maybe it was because she was a girl, this guy would be swaying whenever he was in front of a girl, and he would tell dirty jokes to these "men" when he came back...

It's not a big problem, but it just makes people want to punish him.

Yan Xiaofu blinked her eyes, "Caravan? I heard that this peony flower demon has been hiding here pretending to be a human being, and she followed a caravan a month ago."

"Impossible." The man shook his head. "I stayed in that caravan for more than ten days. I knew everyone, but I didn't see any monsters."

The number of "23333333" in the live broadcast doubled again, and countless people began to pray for him in front of the screen...

"That's it. That monster turned into a human and named himself Xiaofu. Aren't you in the same caravan?"

"Xiaofu? No way, how can we have someone called Xiaofu...Xiaofu..." The man repeated the last two words several times, then suddenly stopped, and then Yan Xiaofu saw his face turn pale .

Within a few seconds, the man suddenly turned around and left without saying a word, as fast as the wind.

Yan Xiaofu silently took out the unfinished steamed stuffed bun behind him and took a bite.

Ah... It makes me happy to see other people being unluckier than me.