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Yan Xiaofu heard the sound of Dabai running down behind, she heard Dabai's scream, and when she wanted to turn around to ask how Dabai was doing, she found that Dabai had already run away.

She turned her head back again, and continued to look at the... little brother in pink in front of her.

Without that Adam's apple, Yan Xiaofu really wouldn't be able to tell that it was a man, and his voice didn't even sound like it.

If a man looks too feminine, there will be a special adjective to call him - mother.

Of course, in modern times, there are quite a few people with special hobbies, so there is still such a group in every corner of the world-the fake mothers.

Wow, the one in front of me...Yan Xiaofu just had an idea after looking at it for a long time.

—Okay, what a motherfucker.

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The viewers in the live broadcast room are not as sharp as Yan Xiaofu, or the man in front of him is already a puppet at a superb level. This puppet slowly walked towards Yan Xiaofu, and even aroused some nerds in the live broadcast room. A burst of excitement... Yan Xiaofu didn't know whether she should expose this painful fact.

What if any innocent man suddenly thinks about jumping off the eighteenth floor.

Yan Xiaofu has been in the rivers and lakes for more than [-] years, and has met countless men, some of whom are born with a burst of male hormones, such as Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng.

A real wild straight man, very attractive to the opposite sex, extraordinarily strong, provoking bees and butterflies everywhere.

There are also some who are a little younger, but they are also tough men, such as Chu Zihang and Zhang Qiling. Although they are not very flirtatious, their personalities are enough for men. Their faces are so beautiful that they are regarded as women.

Of course, there are some who behave a bit more neutrally, like Comrade Xiaohua, who flaunts a pink shirt in a pink shirt, has a beautiful face and sings Hua Dan, but to be honest, he is also a real man with eight-pack abs. A man fighting zongzi with his bare hands.

And this one in front of me...

In fact, I have seen a lot of people like fake mothers in novels. What kind of man looks more like a girl than a girl, wearing a skirt to sink a fish and a wild goose, closing the moon to shame the flower...

But such a person, in fact, Yan Xiaofu has seen no more than one hundred matches on TV. After all... you have to know that a man is a man after all, and a girl is a girl after all. It is really too difficult to convince others and yourself .

But in reality... She really only saw the one in front of her.

There are some things that are never as shocking as what you hear about them. They really can instantly renew your shock to the diversity of species in the world.

Looking at the full-level pseudo-girl in front of her, Yan Xiaofu inexplicably began to recall those rookie pseudo-girls in the animation club she joined back then...

Back then, Yan Xiaofu went to an engineering school, and there were so few girls, a group of nerds gathered around the welcome booth, clamoring for beautiful women, and would not join the club without beautiful women.

In the end, the men in the club compromised with the club fee, and collectively changed into girls’ clothes and went out to attract people. Some of their legs were not shaved, and they went out in skirts. All kinds of things were horrible. To be honest, sometimes Yan Xiaofu felt that those The new students were not attracted because of their beauty, but purely because of curiosity...

Tsk tsk, if those people saw this... Yan Xiaofu suddenly shook her head with emotion.

She watched the pink-clothed girl walking towards here slowly, and opened the small map to take a look. It showed that the pink-clothed puppet girl was green.

Although Yan Xiaofu has absolutely no countermeasures against creatures like fake mothers, but... well, her own gender has been confused all the time, and others may think she is a weirdo when they see her. This thing...maybe there is something in it What about the common language?

"You...do you want anything from me?" Yan Xiaofu looked at the pink-clothed man in front of her with some hesitation. To be honest, she didn't feel relieved until she saw that this man was from the friendly camp, otherwise After all, she was afraid that this man in pink would harm her.

Being good-looking doesn't necessarily make him a good person, not to mention that this person is so evil that he can't tell the difference between a man and a woman. What if it's something that uses appearance to seduce people, like a painted skin...

"I heard that a peony flower demon appeared here, so I came to take a look." The man in pink said, "I went around the town next door and didn't see any peony flower demon. I didn't expect it to be here. Why don't you Live in the next town? The peonies in the next town are so beautiful."

The feeling of his speaking was also soft and soft, as if he was going to be blown away by the wind, with a feeling of weakness that ordinary men never had.

If she hadn't known in advance that this was a man, Yan Xiaofu would really have thought that this was a man with a somewhat hoarse voice.

The live broadcast room has always been able to accurately reflect the appearance level of the people on the screen, but this time Yan Xiaofu was beyond her expectations—what the hell... This fake girl is unexpectedly very popular with boys.

"Holy shit, shit, shit, I bet this cliff is a little fairy, maybe it was the vixen who hung it."

"Fox spirit? Don't be funny, this is clearly pure and innocent. I think it might be some kind of elf..."

Elf?The corner of Yan Xiaofu's mouth twitched several times.

To tell a sad story, there are only two people in the live broadcast room who are said to look like elves by the majority of men in the live broadcast room... One is Xia Mi from the Dragon Clan, and the other is the one in front of him.

Xia Mi is thin and tall, slender, lively and beautiful, which is exactly the one that boys like, coupled with the addition of the tragic attribute of the character, he once became the goddess of nerds in the live broadcast room, among the various rankings organized offline It has also been far ahead.

And this one in front of me...

"It was said earlier that the vixen was killed, how pure is this girl! With the virtues of the live broadcast room, she must find someone more coquettish and slut than Rouge to play the role of the vixen?"

"Come, come, the race quiz of girls in pink has begun, please bet boldly~Elves, goblins, Taoist aunts, little ghosts..."

"Even if she is a ghost, this girl was wronged! I firmly believe!!"

God so firmly believes that Xiaofan has become a new generation of faith before 10 minutes have passed?Let me tell you some good news, can you let your faith collapse?Yan Xiaofu suddenly couldn't laugh or cry,

For some reason, she suddenly recalled a certain summer in elementary school, when she was watching the Avenue of Stars with her mother in front of the TV with a watermelon in her hand, she saw a certain girl on the stage for the first time on TV wearing a costume of a drunken imperial concubine. When I was a player, the feeling of collapse that dislocated my jaw...

At that time, Yan Xiaofu didn't know what was born and what was Dan, she didn't know what Mei school was, and she didn't even understand that Peking opera, Shaoxing opera and Huangmei opera were actually different things. She just felt that the big sister on the stage looked like She is so pretty, she wears beautiful clothes, and she sings beautifully.

As a result, after singing, she picked up the microphone to introduce herself, and the pure manly voice that opened her throat directly knocked her out of her wits...

I still remember that Yan Xiaofu asked herself countless times, is this a man?How can this be a man?

Now Yan Xiaofu feels that her mood is similar to that at that time...

However, strictly speaking, Yan Xiaofu was still young back then, and her knowledge was too short, so she was shocked like that when she saw her for the first time.

However, now Yan Xiaofu feels that she is not young anymore... So no matter in any sense, this little fan in front of her is very strong, extraordinarily strong.

"Excuse me, who are you?" Yan Xiaofu didn't go around too much, she felt that the men in the live broadcast room seemed to have fallen into a beautiful lie unintentionally... Although she didn't make up this lie, if it was really pursued, she would also Can't get rid of the relationship, didn't you see that all this time has become a belief?

In her heart, she strongly called on the textual research parties in the live broadcast room to come out and find out what was wrong with this person. However, today's textual research parties are all as if they are dead. Usually, it doesn't matter whether a cabbage is delicious in winter or summer. They could quarrel for a long time, but today they didn't find anything wrong at all.

Yan Xiaofu looked at a few familiar names, yes, she also shouted along with her.

"Me?" The man in pink over there said softly, "I am the water lotus demon here. I have been the only flower demon around here for a long time. I heard that there is a new flower demon here, so I came here It's..."

The audience in the live broadcast room... After hearing this, they boiled again, and they all cried out excitedly. They are still howling.

"Water lotus is a lotus? Isn't that a lotus demon?"

“哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦这个设定！！！这个设定！！！卧槽好配！！！”

"Out of the silt but not stained, clean ripples but not demon."

"Suddenly started to get wet upstairs...but our little fan is actually a lotus demon?!!!!! yooooooo~"

"I don't care, I don't care!! Anyway, the lotus demon is also an elf!! Miss Lianhua in our family is an elf!!!"

"Miss Sister's figure also seems to be flat 2333. I think it is flatter than Rouge... Many beauties here in the live broadcast have washboard bodies, but their temperament is really good, just like a supermodel."

"Don't say that... how do you know it's not the clothes? Her clothes are so loose, if she takes them off, ahem, it's bigger than rouge?"

Yan Xiaofu watched this barrage of disdain for her figure float past, and for some reason, pornographic jokes were seamlessly connected in her mind-don't say that...you see, his lower body is covered by the hem of the skirt , in case you take it off...

Cough cough...is it bigger than yours?

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Yan Xiaofu shook her head, suddenly felt that she had just gone offline.

Dabai did not know when he had floated up, and he was standing over there secretly looking at here, Yan Xiaofu didn't know why she ran just now, and this meeting suddenly realized what the reason for this guy running was——

When Dabai came here before, she said that she was picking lotus flowers from the river and brought them down to raise them. It is estimated that all of them were wiped out... Now Dabai is still holding a freshly picked lotus leaf in his hand. The feeling that everyone has to run away.

It is estimated that she will see people ignore her, so she floats up again, showing her head slightly aside.

"Do you live here?" The lotus demon shrugged her nose. "The smell of peonies is not as strong as that of hibiscus, but it smells good."

This kid is so open-eyed and talking nonsense, where did he smell it... the smell of my shampoo?Yan Xiaofu looked at the lotus demon, then at the moon that hadn't set yet, and said, "Let's go down, it's really cold blowing on the roof."

The lotus demon on the opposite side looked at the small house under his feet, and obediently followed Yan Xiaofu down the roof. He looked at the opened door with a surprised expression on his face, "It's the first time I saw a monster living with people. At the same time, it turns out that there really are monsters living in this kind of place.”

Yan Xiaofu silently served this man a cup of hot water, ready to face him with [-]% energy.