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Yan Xiaofu thought that she would never know who the girls were that day, and that the two groups might only meet once, and then they would never see each other again.

After all, we all meet by chance, you don't know me, I don't know you, once you take off your collar, you may not be able to recognize who is who face to face.

She didn't even know where those girls were, and what the final outcome of this incident was. Yan Xiaofu's thinking was quite simple. Who would have thought that in less than three days...she would just get it from someone else's mouth. Got the news.

She heard the news from the street.

"A big incident happened in the town next door... A monster kidnapped some girls and came to our town, and they were rescued later. Have you heard about this?"

Yan Xiaofu was having breakfast on the street at that time, when she suddenly heard someone say this behind her.

Yan Xiaofu's ears pricked up in a few key words, so she stopped and listened carefully, but she didn't expect it to be exactly what she thought.

What these people were talking about was exactly what happened to those girls a few days ago.

She was the party involved in the incident, but she found out this information from someone else. Yan Xiaofu herself found it quite interesting. Holding her small job bowl, she went up to her and squatted behind a few aunts to listen to the corner.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw Yan Xiaofu like this and complained in the live broadcast room.

"Rouge, how does it feel to listen to others talking about yourself like this?"

"Cool." Yan Xiaofu took a sip of porridge and continued to eavesdrop.

As for eavesdropping, Yan Xiaofu has already mastered it a long time ago. From Lu Xiaofeng to tomb robbers, hp, Jisan and so on, eavesdropping is a basic skill, otherwise how can you shoot a hot spot and broadcast it live.

Even the audience in the live broadcast room have already habitually watched the live broadcast from an eavesdropping perspective. At this moment, seeing Yan Xiaofu squatting down again, "233333" flew across the screen, but the audience became more and more proficient one by one. He began to hold his breath and start writing notes with a small notebook.

"The town next door has been under martial law for the past few days. As soon as the sun goes down, every house is closed." Yan Xiaofu found a shady place and squatted down, sucking her porridge.

"Not to mention that the gates are closed, there are no people on the street these two days. I originally planned to go to the next town to buy something in the next two days. Who would have thought that such a thing would happen...Let's talk about it after two days .”

"It's not because of something that came out these days to make a fuss. It only arrests the big girls who haven't left the court. Even the county magistrate's lady was taken away. After the lady came back two days ago, the county magistrate invited a bunch of monks and Taoists to surround her. The county government office..."

Damn, what the hell, miss the county magistrate, is this a pill in your county? ! !Yan Xiaofu was originally squatting aside, sucking on the porridge, but she was shocked when she heard this sentence.

The viewers in the live broadcast room have already practiced their ability to purify information with great proficiency, and they are completely able to find the information they want in all kinds of messy conversations.Hearing the conversation of the big girls at this time, they already understood what happened, and the blood in the live broadcast room was already boiling.

"Nani! I said the screenwriter wouldn't be so cruel, so here's a classic routine from Liao Zhai. Go to Big Rouge tonight and ask the girl if she wants to make a promise with her body!"

Promises by body or something... If you think about it too much, it would be nice if they don't scare you.

Yan Xiaofu didn't know that those girls were from the next town, and the next town was quite far away, and it took a long time to walk, no wonder she hadn't seen them before.But what surprised her the most was the matter of the county magistrate's lady next door...it was scary no matter how you thought about it.

"It turns out that there is really a lady from a rich family... Which girl was that night? I feel a little excited for no reason, what should I do 23333"

"Hey, can you be a little bit promising? This is just a lady of the county magistrate. You used to be so excited when you saw the magistrate himself..."

"Ahem, it's true that I didn't have any impressions when I met someone with a powerful background in the live broadcast before... However, Yanzhi has devoted herself to live broadcasting the trivial matters of parents and aunts in the past few days 23333 Sometimes I look at Yanzhi as if I saw it A rural lad working in a wicked feudal society, even a daughter of a magistrate makes me very excited..."

"I miss the time when I could meet a great master casually in a full-time job... and the days when the great master Lu Xiaofeng walked everywhere..."

"I also……"

"It's called a breath of life, do you understand... I quite like watching it."

Yan Xiaofu pretended that she didn't see the audience in the live broadcast room complaining, and she couldn't help thinking about the girls she met that night, trying to find out who was the county magistrate's daughter.

... However, after thinking about it for a long time, she was still not sure who was the magistrate's daughter. Although the magistrate's daughter must be dressed differently from ordinary girls, but at that time, the girls were all dusty. What's more, except for the one who fell on the ground, the other Yan Xiaofu didn't pay much attention to it.

When she was still squatting there drinking porridge, the older ladies suddenly turned around and saw her, before Yan Xiaofu had time to hide, these older ladies came over suddenly.

The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly thumped in their hearts when they saw it, and they all had a bad premonition.

"Oh, Xiaofu, why did you come here? I haven't seen you for several days..."

"Yesterday Aunt Liang said that you accidentally fell? What kind of fall? It's okay..."

Sure enough, Yan Xiaofu was dragged away by the aunts again, and the live broadcast room started the daily chat with aunts again, leaving only the miserable howls of the audience...

……

"You said... According to common sense, if that monster hadn't been killed, would it have come back to hurt people?" Yan Xiaofu finished her day-to-day live chat with Da Niang and went back to her room at night.

She stretched lazily, and was taking off the tie that tied her hair. When she looked at herself in the mirror face to face, she suddenly remembered this.

There was still a bruise on her forehead in the mirror that didn't go away, Yan Xiaofu stretched out her hand to brush away her bangs, the area of ​​the bruise was already very small, only a shallow outline remained.

The audience in the live broadcast room suddenly became excited when they heard her previous topic, and changed their previous sluggish posture.

"I don't know anything else, but according to your screenwriter's routine... that's for sure!!!"

"Think about it, in the dead of night, a group of girls are struggling hard, but this time, no one in red came to save them from the fire..."

"Maybe we can put it another way, think about it, in the dead of night, a group of boys are struggling..."

"The boys are crying for help in despair, ah! Which hero can come and save my chrysanthemum!"

"...I don't know how to pick it up, come downstairs."

Yan Xiaofu suddenly remembered that it was because she felt that people in Liaozhai lived a really hard life, except for monsters, they were all ghosts. The female water ghost who crawled on the bed a few days ago has not been found yet. Another big white face appeared.

Such an average is enough, at least one in each town, not counting the team full of monsters a few days ago and the street in this town that is almost entirely composed of monsters.

Ordinary people can't guard against it, so let's not say that some people suffer, and now even the county magistrate's family suffers... I'm going, it's not carrots and cabbage, the county magistrate's house is like this, so if you extrapolate, the normal state of this world is also You can imagine.

Human beings are still a little too weak in the face of these monsters who do not play cards according to common sense, and have no initiative at all.Monsters control the life and death of human beings. Although this is a world with a large number of human beings, human beings are still too weak...

Hey... wait, where are my flowers?

Yan Xiaofu began to look for her own flowers on and off the table, and finally found a blood-red ruby ​​peony under the blanket.

She gently picked it up, stuck it in her hair, and shook it left and right in front of the mirror. The peony was unexpectedly bright red.

This flower is the red jade peony she received when she went to Chuliuxiang back then. Yan Xiaofu felt that it was useless and could not be sold, so she put it in her hair, except that it was a little heavy and needed to be fixed with a hairpin. , and nothing else wrong with it.

It was worth it to go to Chu Liuxiang and earn a peony back.

Yan Xiaofu got up again and put on a red robe, this one was not the one she used to wear, but was remade locally.

The plane of Liaozhai may worship gods and ghosts because of the prevalence of monsters. The side of her robe is embroidered with very complicated patterns. According to the store that sold her, it is specially used to pray for blessings. of.

Yan Xiaofu bought a piece to try on, hoping that these patterns could get rid of her bad luck.

Put on the belt, straighten the sleeves... Finally, Yan Xiaofu was fully armed, facing the mirror in front of her, and suddenly made a domineering posture with a horizontal knife.

She put her hands on her hips, then waved an arm, and finally there was a classic scene of Ultraman transforming into a god, and she let out a hearty laugh with one finger in the sky, "Wow ha ha ha ha ha..."

……

In the middle of the night, a man in a red robe and heavy makeup smiled at the sky like a psychopath...

"Rouge, go and take your medicine, you forgot to take it today, hurry up."

"It's over, it's over, what is it called, it's called sudden mental illness, Big Rouge, tell me where you are now, and I'll call an ambulance for you."

"Psycho ass, Laozi is about to transform into a superman to save mankind, understand." Yan Xiaofu helped the peony flower on her head that was about to fall, and felt that she was pretty good in this body.

Yan Xiaofu is really looking at her makeup at the moment, because she is really going to go out to do something big soon, although she is not capable enough, but she mainly relies on her face.

"What's the big deal... After being surrounded by the uncles and ladies during the day, Yanzhi finally figured out to go to Dabai's place."

"Let's go~ Didn't Dabai say that she planted a lot of flowers last time she came here?"

Yan Xiaofu pushed open the door and looked cautiously. There was no one on the street, she pulled her head back again, and whispered to the audience: "How about I go to be a Taoist priest who slays demons... "

"..."

"...don't make trouble."

"...I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air."

"Damn it, you never believed me." Yan Xiaofu held her black gold sword eagerly. "As the saying goes, that..."

"Forget about this and that, have you ever seen a Taoist priest with a sword go to kill monsters?"

"Chunyang..." Yan Xiaofu said weakly.

There was a sudden silence in the live broadcast room, and after a while, someone continued: "Ahem, besides this? Do you have any spells? Do you have holy water? None of these... Is there any dog ​​blood? Do you have a compass?"

"What kind of compass do you need to get rid of demons, and you don't want to go to the fight... and holy water, isn't it from the West? Why does it appear here..."

"What I mean is that you are a weak chicken right now! With your level, your screenwriter and crew will play you to death! What are you going to do when you meet a Sadako? Ignore physical attacks, and you will definitely kneel in seconds, you Why have you never learned your lesson?"

Yan Xiaofu watched the audience's complaints in the live broadcast room, and sat back pitifully.She even finished her makeup, and she was ready to go to the room directly, but who knew that she was directly ridiculed by the audience.

"Yan Zhi, be good, let's continue to chat with aunt tomorrow during the day, and we promise not to complain about it." The audience in the live broadcast room persuaded Yan Xiaofu earnestly. The booing behind the scenes to tell Yan Xiaofu not to be cowardly is just doing it.

Yan Xiaofu didn't think about it very carefully just now, but now she has figured it out a little bit. She also realized the matter of force value. The first two times she counted her fate, but it was actually quite thrilling to think about it.

First of all, ghosts must not be touched by common sense, and the two she encountered were both tangible ghosts, so they could survive.Secondly, apart from anything else, these two ghosts are both weak chickens in terms of appearance, the kind of real bosses - like the beauty in purple clothes I saw that night, Yan Xiaofu guessed that she was also a second Kneeling ending.

How to do it?

Yan Xiaofu sat on the bed thinking about it, and kept thinking that it would be dawn soon.