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Chapter 33 Tomb Raiders Notes 12
Digging a grave is not something that can be done just by digging.
Yan Xiaofu and more than [-] spectators were fortunate enough to watch the whole process. Da Kui and San Shu first scraped off the sealant on the seams, and then stuck the crowbar in.
Then the two of them yelled together, and exerted force with their hands, only to hear a bang, and the bronze coffin board was lifted up.Seeing this, Wu Xie immediately rushed to help.The three of them worked hard together, and it took a lot of effort to push the inner coffin board halfway.
Yan Xiaofu immediately adjusted the position of the camera, and the audience in front of the screen could immediately vaguely see that there was something reflecting light inside the pried open seam.
It wasn't until Wu Xie and the others finally turned the inner coffin to the side that Yan Xiaofu finally saw the true colors of the reflective things inside.
Fuck! ! !It was actually a coffin studded with jade! !The whole piece of big jade is on the coffin board! ! !
The girls in the live broadcast room were collectively excited when they saw it. After all, jewelry is always a woman's best lover.However, this is not yet a climax. What really made them collectively climax was a sentence from a viewer in the live broadcast room:
"I'm in the jade business, and I want to say...the jade seems to be real."
"Nani!! I don't read much, don't you don't like me!!"
"Fuck, is it real or fake? If the anchor is so rich, why do you still want to live broadcast?"
"According to my years of experience in the jade business, that should be pure Xinjiang Manas jade, exactly as described in the original book, so many Manas jades, and then make such a good jade nest... "Unless the anchor is a piece of jade bought in pieces, and then find someone to make it yourself, otherwise it will definitely cost old money."
"MD, Rouge is indeed a rich man, the way of thinking of rich people is different from that of normal people."
"What should I do if I suddenly feel hit?"
"Local tycoon!! Take care of me!! I can play a cannon fodder under your hands!"
Yan Xiaofu thought to herself, I don't even know what Manas jade is. Like you, it's the first time I see this kind of thing.
Her heart was very itchy, so she simply poked her head out a little, and used her own eyes to observe the jade nest that was said to be made of Xinjiang Ma Na jade.This is true, and it is an ancient relic from thousands of years ago. When I go back, I probably won't see it in my life.
The third uncle carefully took off the jade nest in its entirety.At this time, the full picture of the coffin was finally revealed. It can be seen from the screen that there are many colorful paintings on the coffin, and the coffin panels are covered with mysterious and ancient paintings.Yan Xiaofu was not interested in the content of those paintings at all, she just watched anxiously as Third Uncle put the entire jade nest into the backpack.
After the third uncle finished placing the jade nest, he squatted down, and then made a gesture to tell everyone not to talk, and then he put his ear on the coffin board and listened carefully.
The surrounding area was terribly quiet at this moment, and everyone dared not even move, as if they were afraid of disturbing the dead in the coffin.After a long time, the third uncle turned his head back with a pale face, and said something: "There seems to be a breathing sound inside his mother."
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and Dakui stuttered in fright, and said tremblingly, "Could it be a living dead?"
The third uncle said: "Fart! Don't give me nonsense here, it's already reached this point, can you still put the coffin back on him?" He said, he took out the black donkey's hoof and put it in his armpit , made a gesture, and everyone immediately stood on guard, picked up their weapons, and prepared to give him a heavy blow if something jumped out of the coffin.
Just when everyone was getting ready to open the museum, a voice suddenly came from behind them: "Stop!"
When everyone looked back, it turned out that Fatty Wang woke up at some point.When he was at the sacrificial altar before, both he and Wu Xie fell under the illusion of the blue-eyed fox corpse and started killing each other. Later, it was Wu Xie who accidentally ate the dried unicorn, so he regained consciousness first and knocked the fat man unconscious. He has been dizzy until now.
The fat man stroked his head, and waved his hands to everyone, saying, "No, no, something will happen in such a meeting, and you all want to beat him with this little qualifications. You're really fucking looking for shit with a flashlight in a latrine."
The bullet screen in front of Yan Xiaofu was like swiping the screen at this time, everyone was swiping: "Rouge, hurry up!! The living corpse will come out soon!! Once the living corpse comes out, the little brother will also come out Already!!"
Yan Xiaofu silently rolled her eyes, thinking, so what, I can still rush up and fight with them.
I saw the fat man groping on the coffin with his eyes closed for a long time. Suddenly, with force, the coffin split neatly in the middle. Everyone present, including the audience in the live broadcast room, heard an extremely miserable cry.
The fat man immediately took a step back and shouted, "Back!"
Everyone unknowingly took up their weapons, and saw that the coffin rose from the inner and outer coffins like a lotus flower, and then the left and right cracked coffin lids fell down.The whole mechanism can only be described as ingenious, and Yan Xiaofu was dumbfounded, thinking, can this Takuma be broadcasted?
There was a man in black armor in the middle of the coffin, who sat up from the coffin with a brush.The "jade terracotta mat" that has been criticized by countless people on TV countless times, but here... it is the jade terracotta mat.
What's worse is that Yan Xiaofu's "mat" looks even darker, as if it hasn't been washed for hundreds of years.
The anticipation of the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly withered, and they said in the barrage: "Fuck, there are no other options for the jade warriors besides mats."
Yan Xiaofu didn't know why, but at this time, she really felt a sense of superiority.
Except for her, people in the world over there will never know that this is the true appearance of the Jade Warrior.
That is a jade figurine, the jade figurine that Qin Shihuang could not find in his entire life.
Yan Xiaofu wished she could go over there now to see clearly, but she knew that she must not move at this time.People die for money, birds die for food, not to mention that jade warriors are priceless treasures.At the moment when the jade figurines were just discovered and the atmosphere was the most sensitive, if she went out directly, Third Uncle and Fatty would have collapsed her without saying a word.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw Uncle San's expression. After he realized what it was, his hands were trembling with excitement, almost crying, and he stammered: "Ca... Good fortune, I, Wu Laosan, have been fighting for so long, and finally... finally let me find an artifact, that is a jade figurine." He grabbed Wu Xie's shoulder: "As long as you wear it After eating this thing, people will rejuvenate, have you seen it, it is true, and this corpse is the evidence!"
Yan Xiaofu saw that the third uncle's hand was almost pinching into Wu Xie's shoulder, and even the joints were turning white, which showed how much force the third uncle had used.
The audience in the live room said:
"No...it's not enough, it's just filming a scene, why don't you put so much effort into it?"
"Did you see that hand of his, how hard it took."
"The old man is quite old this year, don't make too many emotional scenes, otherwise it will be easy to pass."
Yan Xiaofu thought it was because you didn't know it was a real jade figurine, and the third uncle's reaction was considered mild.If it were another old tomb robber, he would have to sit on the ground and cry.
The fat man became excited when he heard this, and he asked the third master: "I didn't expect that Qin Shihuang couldn't find this thing. It turned out to be on him. What third master is that? Do you know how to take this thing off?"
When the third uncle heard this, he discussed with him how to take off the jade figurine.Yan Xiaofu straightened her waist, thinking that when the fat man pulled the string on the jade figurine, the little brother would come out.
At that time, she must take pictures of the younger brother. She just asked Mr. System, all the plots in the original work, even if the younger brother is naked ~ with his upper body, the system will not mosaic, and will help Yan Xiao Fu dealt with the sweeping~porn group.
But at this time, something that no one expected happened——
The living corpse, which was originally honest, suddenly moved. Everyone saw that the head of the living corpse suddenly turned in a direction, and stared straight at a place.
Yan Xiaofu's eyes immediately met the face of the living corpse. Although the eyes of the living corpse were not exposed, Yan Xiaofu didn't know if those eyes from thousands of years ago were looking at her, but she But immediately felt a chill rushing up from the spine——
Everyone turned their heads, Yan Xiaofu just leaned out a little in order to see better.All of a sudden, everyone saw a slender figure in black clothes standing there.
Wu Xie jumped back at that time, pointed in Yan Xiaofu's direction and shouted loudly: "My God, it's that female ghost!"
Yan Xiaofu's mind was in a mess, she subconsciously took a step back, and immediately regretted it.It's okay if she doesn't move, if she moves, someone will definitely come to see what it is.
She saw from the screen that the fat man had already picked up the crowbar next to him, and the third master had also picked up the gun. The two exchanged glances, and the fat man immediately walked down from the sacrificial altar, followed by the third master, The two walked towards Yan Xiaofu one after the other.
It's over, it's over, it's over, is it going to die again in a while?
Yan Xiaofu was really blind at this time, she even started to think about whether to use the poisonous milk skill she just bought in the store to breastfeed the two of them, but in the end, she couldn't even think of a milkman's words , said a few words in a low voice, but none of them worked.
In the end, she really had no choice but to stand there waiting to die, Yan Xiaofu couldn't even think of running away.
Where can they escape? They have guns in their hands, and they have to be shot in the back of the heart before they can run a few steps.
In the end, Yan Xiaofu simply had only one vague idea left in her mind: I must close the live broadcast room before shooting, otherwise I will not be able to explain to the audience where I got the gun... ····
At this moment, there was a sudden flash of light and flint on the screen, accompanied by a crisp metal impact, and no one could even see clearly what happened.The third uncle's reaction at this time was super fast, he kicked the fat man out, and then rolled himself on the spot, dodging the flying thing.
Just after they dodged, a black knife instantly appeared in everyone's line of sight, and it almost passed between the bodies of the third uncle's fat man. There was only a sound of "Bang", and the blade was nailed. When I got to the tree, I didn't go in most of it.
This time, almost everyone was startled, even the audience in the live broadcast room were startled by this sudden blow, Third Uncle and Fatty looked at the sharp black knife in shock.
Yan Xiaofu recognized that it was the black knife that the little brother carried behind his back before.
She turned around and saw that the little brother was standing at the bottom of the steps, covered in blood, his left hand was still in the motion of drawing a knife, and his right hand was holding the head of the blood corpse. The unicorn tattoo on his body was getting deeper, as if it was about to catch fire .
He staggered over, breathing very heavily, and looked very bad, but Yan Xiaofu heard him say every word clearly: "There is nothing over there."
The fat man suddenly laughed, and said to the younger brother: "Little comrade, you are a bit unkind. There is nothing there. Could it be that what we see is a ghost?"
At this time, a louder voice came from above: "There is something there, a rice dumpling in black clothes! I just saw it with my own eyes!"
Yan Xiaofu took a look, and found that it was Wu Xie who spoke. He stood on the top stone platform and looked down, his face was filled with outrageous anger. He was the one who yelled those words just now.
The little brother didn't even look at him, but just repeated the sentence just now: "There is nothing there."
Hearing this, Wu Xie wanted to rush down from the stone platform, but was stopped on the spot by the third uncle's shout, and the atmosphere suddenly became stalemate.
After a while, when Yan Xiaofu was at a loss, Third Uncle suddenly laughed.He suddenly said in an amiable voice: "Brother said there is nothing, so there must be nothing, fat man, let's not stand here, let's go back up."
The fat man looked up at the third uncle, then laughed too, and said, "Okay, old man, let's go back. Is there anything there that you haven't figured out yet?"
After saying that, the two of them walked back along the stone steps, and they really didn't care about this matter anymore.Yan Xiaofu stood where she was, feeling that she had lost half her life. For the first time in her life, she actually remembered Christ Jesus just like her grandmother.
At the top of the stone steps, Wu Xie was still looking at this side stubbornly, until he was pulled by the third uncle, then turned and left reluctantly.
The author has something to say:
"The little brother is standing at the bottom of the steps, covered in blood, his left hand is still in the motion of drawing a knife, and his right hand is holding the head of the blood corpse. The unicorn tattoo on his body has deepened, as if it is about to catch fire." Excerpted from the original = ̄ω  ̄=
Yan Xiaofu and more than [-] spectators were fortunate enough to watch the whole process. Da Kui and San Shu first scraped off the sealant on the seams, and then stuck the crowbar in.
Then the two of them yelled together, and exerted force with their hands, only to hear a bang, and the bronze coffin board was lifted up.Seeing this, Wu Xie immediately rushed to help.The three of them worked hard together, and it took a lot of effort to push the inner coffin board halfway.
Yan Xiaofu immediately adjusted the position of the camera, and the audience in front of the screen could immediately vaguely see that there was something reflecting light inside the pried open seam.
It wasn't until Wu Xie and the others finally turned the inner coffin to the side that Yan Xiaofu finally saw the true colors of the reflective things inside.
Fuck! ! !It was actually a coffin studded with jade! !The whole piece of big jade is on the coffin board! ! !
The girls in the live broadcast room were collectively excited when they saw it. After all, jewelry is always a woman's best lover.However, this is not yet a climax. What really made them collectively climax was a sentence from a viewer in the live broadcast room:
"I'm in the jade business, and I want to say...the jade seems to be real."
"Nani!! I don't read much, don't you don't like me!!"
"Fuck, is it real or fake? If the anchor is so rich, why do you still want to live broadcast?"
"According to my years of experience in the jade business, that should be pure Xinjiang Manas jade, exactly as described in the original book, so many Manas jades, and then make such a good jade nest... "Unless the anchor is a piece of jade bought in pieces, and then find someone to make it yourself, otherwise it will definitely cost old money."
"MD, Rouge is indeed a rich man, the way of thinking of rich people is different from that of normal people."
"What should I do if I suddenly feel hit?"
"Local tycoon!! Take care of me!! I can play a cannon fodder under your hands!"
Yan Xiaofu thought to herself, I don't even know what Manas jade is. Like you, it's the first time I see this kind of thing.
Her heart was very itchy, so she simply poked her head out a little, and used her own eyes to observe the jade nest that was said to be made of Xinjiang Ma Na jade.This is true, and it is an ancient relic from thousands of years ago. When I go back, I probably won't see it in my life.
The third uncle carefully took off the jade nest in its entirety.At this time, the full picture of the coffin was finally revealed. It can be seen from the screen that there are many colorful paintings on the coffin, and the coffin panels are covered with mysterious and ancient paintings.Yan Xiaofu was not interested in the content of those paintings at all, she just watched anxiously as Third Uncle put the entire jade nest into the backpack.
After the third uncle finished placing the jade nest, he squatted down, and then made a gesture to tell everyone not to talk, and then he put his ear on the coffin board and listened carefully.
The surrounding area was terribly quiet at this moment, and everyone dared not even move, as if they were afraid of disturbing the dead in the coffin.After a long time, the third uncle turned his head back with a pale face, and said something: "There seems to be a breathing sound inside his mother."
Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and Dakui stuttered in fright, and said tremblingly, "Could it be a living dead?"
The third uncle said: "Fart! Don't give me nonsense here, it's already reached this point, can you still put the coffin back on him?" He said, he took out the black donkey's hoof and put it in his armpit , made a gesture, and everyone immediately stood on guard, picked up their weapons, and prepared to give him a heavy blow if something jumped out of the coffin.
Just when everyone was getting ready to open the museum, a voice suddenly came from behind them: "Stop!"
When everyone looked back, it turned out that Fatty Wang woke up at some point.When he was at the sacrificial altar before, both he and Wu Xie fell under the illusion of the blue-eyed fox corpse and started killing each other. Later, it was Wu Xie who accidentally ate the dried unicorn, so he regained consciousness first and knocked the fat man unconscious. He has been dizzy until now.
The fat man stroked his head, and waved his hands to everyone, saying, "No, no, something will happen in such a meeting, and you all want to beat him with this little qualifications. You're really fucking looking for shit with a flashlight in a latrine."
The bullet screen in front of Yan Xiaofu was like swiping the screen at this time, everyone was swiping: "Rouge, hurry up!! The living corpse will come out soon!! Once the living corpse comes out, the little brother will also come out Already!!"
Yan Xiaofu silently rolled her eyes, thinking, so what, I can still rush up and fight with them.
I saw the fat man groping on the coffin with his eyes closed for a long time. Suddenly, with force, the coffin split neatly in the middle. Everyone present, including the audience in the live broadcast room, heard an extremely miserable cry.
The fat man immediately took a step back and shouted, "Back!"
Everyone unknowingly took up their weapons, and saw that the coffin rose from the inner and outer coffins like a lotus flower, and then the left and right cracked coffin lids fell down.The whole mechanism can only be described as ingenious, and Yan Xiaofu was dumbfounded, thinking, can this Takuma be broadcasted?
There was a man in black armor in the middle of the coffin, who sat up from the coffin with a brush.The "jade terracotta mat" that has been criticized by countless people on TV countless times, but here... it is the jade terracotta mat.
What's worse is that Yan Xiaofu's "mat" looks even darker, as if it hasn't been washed for hundreds of years.
The anticipation of the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly withered, and they said in the barrage: "Fuck, there are no other options for the jade warriors besides mats."
Yan Xiaofu didn't know why, but at this time, she really felt a sense of superiority.
Except for her, people in the world over there will never know that this is the true appearance of the Jade Warrior.
That is a jade figurine, the jade figurine that Qin Shihuang could not find in his entire life.
Yan Xiaofu wished she could go over there now to see clearly, but she knew that she must not move at this time.People die for money, birds die for food, not to mention that jade warriors are priceless treasures.At the moment when the jade figurines were just discovered and the atmosphere was the most sensitive, if she went out directly, Third Uncle and Fatty would have collapsed her without saying a word.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw Uncle San's expression. After he realized what it was, his hands were trembling with excitement, almost crying, and he stammered: "Ca... Good fortune, I, Wu Laosan, have been fighting for so long, and finally... finally let me find an artifact, that is a jade figurine." He grabbed Wu Xie's shoulder: "As long as you wear it After eating this thing, people will rejuvenate, have you seen it, it is true, and this corpse is the evidence!"
Yan Xiaofu saw that the third uncle's hand was almost pinching into Wu Xie's shoulder, and even the joints were turning white, which showed how much force the third uncle had used.
The audience in the live room said:
"No...it's not enough, it's just filming a scene, why don't you put so much effort into it?"
"Did you see that hand of his, how hard it took."
"The old man is quite old this year, don't make too many emotional scenes, otherwise it will be easy to pass."
Yan Xiaofu thought it was because you didn't know it was a real jade figurine, and the third uncle's reaction was considered mild.If it were another old tomb robber, he would have to sit on the ground and cry.
The fat man became excited when he heard this, and he asked the third master: "I didn't expect that Qin Shihuang couldn't find this thing. It turned out to be on him. What third master is that? Do you know how to take this thing off?"
When the third uncle heard this, he discussed with him how to take off the jade figurine.Yan Xiaofu straightened her waist, thinking that when the fat man pulled the string on the jade figurine, the little brother would come out.
At that time, she must take pictures of the younger brother. She just asked Mr. System, all the plots in the original work, even if the younger brother is naked ~ with his upper body, the system will not mosaic, and will help Yan Xiao Fu dealt with the sweeping~porn group.
But at this time, something that no one expected happened——
The living corpse, which was originally honest, suddenly moved. Everyone saw that the head of the living corpse suddenly turned in a direction, and stared straight at a place.
Yan Xiaofu's eyes immediately met the face of the living corpse. Although the eyes of the living corpse were not exposed, Yan Xiaofu didn't know if those eyes from thousands of years ago were looking at her, but she But immediately felt a chill rushing up from the spine——
Everyone turned their heads, Yan Xiaofu just leaned out a little in order to see better.All of a sudden, everyone saw a slender figure in black clothes standing there.
Wu Xie jumped back at that time, pointed in Yan Xiaofu's direction and shouted loudly: "My God, it's that female ghost!"
Yan Xiaofu's mind was in a mess, she subconsciously took a step back, and immediately regretted it.It's okay if she doesn't move, if she moves, someone will definitely come to see what it is.
She saw from the screen that the fat man had already picked up the crowbar next to him, and the third master had also picked up the gun. The two exchanged glances, and the fat man immediately walked down from the sacrificial altar, followed by the third master, The two walked towards Yan Xiaofu one after the other.
It's over, it's over, it's over, is it going to die again in a while?
Yan Xiaofu was really blind at this time, she even started to think about whether to use the poisonous milk skill she just bought in the store to breastfeed the two of them, but in the end, she couldn't even think of a milkman's words , said a few words in a low voice, but none of them worked.
In the end, she really had no choice but to stand there waiting to die, Yan Xiaofu couldn't even think of running away.
Where can they escape? They have guns in their hands, and they have to be shot in the back of the heart before they can run a few steps.
In the end, Yan Xiaofu simply had only one vague idea left in her mind: I must close the live broadcast room before shooting, otherwise I will not be able to explain to the audience where I got the gun... ····
At this moment, there was a sudden flash of light and flint on the screen, accompanied by a crisp metal impact, and no one could even see clearly what happened.The third uncle's reaction at this time was super fast, he kicked the fat man out, and then rolled himself on the spot, dodging the flying thing.
Just after they dodged, a black knife instantly appeared in everyone's line of sight, and it almost passed between the bodies of the third uncle's fat man. There was only a sound of "Bang", and the blade was nailed. When I got to the tree, I didn't go in most of it.
This time, almost everyone was startled, even the audience in the live broadcast room were startled by this sudden blow, Third Uncle and Fatty looked at the sharp black knife in shock.
Yan Xiaofu recognized that it was the black knife that the little brother carried behind his back before.
She turned around and saw that the little brother was standing at the bottom of the steps, covered in blood, his left hand was still in the motion of drawing a knife, and his right hand was holding the head of the blood corpse. The unicorn tattoo on his body was getting deeper, as if it was about to catch fire .
He staggered over, breathing very heavily, and looked very bad, but Yan Xiaofu heard him say every word clearly: "There is nothing over there."
The fat man suddenly laughed, and said to the younger brother: "Little comrade, you are a bit unkind. There is nothing there. Could it be that what we see is a ghost?"
At this time, a louder voice came from above: "There is something there, a rice dumpling in black clothes! I just saw it with my own eyes!"
Yan Xiaofu took a look, and found that it was Wu Xie who spoke. He stood on the top stone platform and looked down, his face was filled with outrageous anger. He was the one who yelled those words just now.
The little brother didn't even look at him, but just repeated the sentence just now: "There is nothing there."
Hearing this, Wu Xie wanted to rush down from the stone platform, but was stopped on the spot by the third uncle's shout, and the atmosphere suddenly became stalemate.
After a while, when Yan Xiaofu was at a loss, Third Uncle suddenly laughed.He suddenly said in an amiable voice: "Brother said there is nothing, so there must be nothing, fat man, let's not stand here, let's go back up."
The fat man looked up at the third uncle, then laughed too, and said, "Okay, old man, let's go back. Is there anything there that you haven't figured out yet?"
After saying that, the two of them walked back along the stone steps, and they really didn't care about this matter anymore.Yan Xiaofu stood where she was, feeling that she had lost half her life. For the first time in her life, she actually remembered Christ Jesus just like her grandmother.
At the top of the stone steps, Wu Xie was still looking at this side stubbornly, until he was pulled by the third uncle, then turned and left reluctantly.
The author has something to say:
"The little brother is standing at the bottom of the steps, covered in blood, his left hand is still in the motion of drawing a knife, and his right hand is holding the head of the blood corpse. The unicorn tattoo on his body has deepened, as if it is about to catch fire." Excerpted from the original = ̄ω  ̄=
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