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Chapter 326 Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio 5
Ever since meeting a big white, Yan Xiaofu finally understood how dense monsters are in this world.
Probably the kind that you can actually meet as long as you want to meet.
I don't know whether it was because the previous period of time was too short or because she didn't pay much attention. After Yan Xiaofu worked carefully for a long time, Dabai, a ghost girl, came out. After she came out of Dabai's house, she discovered...the monsters in this world are really... many.
Just like the otaku in the manga, "beep" to your pillow, and the pillow will come alive the next day and run after you...
Another example is if you yell at the sky "Ciri, give me strength!" like a certain girl, maybe a fairy will come down to earth the next day...
Hmm... such a world might be quite interesting if you think about it.
Of course... another important reason for the large number of monsters is that after the spiritual eye function is turned on in the live broadcast room, the audience in the live broadcast room seems to have turned on the spiritual eye function together, and the monsters that flash across the screen can They were caught out at once.
"Rouge!! That person who flashed by just now seems a bit strange?"
"Which one are you talking about... If it was the bare-bottomed kid just now, I saw that there seemed to be a horn growing on the top of his head..."
"Ah? Which brat? I didn't say brat. I was talking about the uncle who just passed by. I always feel that he looks weird..."
"Damn it, it's like playing everyone to find faults! 233333 everyone, come and find the coser hidden in the crowd"
Yan Xiaofu squatted on the side of the road, watching all kinds of pedestrians passing by, silently took out a cucumber and gnawed on it.
Are you talking about the uncle who looks so much like the odd line just now? We can’t do this, even if the family is not satisfactory, we can’t... and we can’t...
Well I didn't say anything.
Yan Xiaofu rolled her eyes and saw that the strange uncle just now seemed to be walking towards a side alley. The moment he entered the alley, his behavior suddenly became more strange, and he immediately swallowed what he just said.
The alley was introduced by Miss Dabai as a gathering alley for monsters here... probably that's what it means, only monsters go there, and ordinary people can't see that alley at all.
Yan Xiaofu also came to this street a few days ago, but she didn't see this alley at the time.However, after staying at Dabai's house for a few days and coming out again, she suddenly found that she could see some weird things...
Just like that day, if Dabai hadn't taken the initiative to talk to her, Yan Xiaofu would never have seen her, but with her current self, Yan Xiaofu felt that no matter what monster's disguise she would be able to escape her eyes.
Its sharpness is comparable to that of a clairvoyant, coupled with the spiritual eye function in the live broadcast room, Yan Xiaofu felt invincible for a while.
Of course, no one can understand the principle behind it, and if you really think about it, you can really kill Yan Xiaofu, a science dog.However, when Yan Xiaofu was doing the questions back then, she handed over the questions she didn't know to Xueba, so these days, the audience in the live broadcast room have been guessing wildly based on various materials...
I don't understand... I don't understand... Yan Xiaofu carried a bag of fish and walked to the small garden where she lives now. That garden is not as domineering as the former Yanzhi Mansion, and it is not a big garden of a wealthy family. , is a temporary rented house, and most of the neighbors in the surrounding neighborhood are ordinary people here.
The reason why she lived in this house instead of Dabai's was because Yan Xiaofu ate and drank well when she went there on the first day.
When I went there the next day, I ate and drank well.
When I went there on the third day, I ate and drank well.
Kneeling directly on the fourth day.
Dabai forcibly dragged her up from the bottom of the river to bask in the sun, and Yan Xiaofu lay on the small bridge where the two met for the first time, silently turned over by Dabai like grilled salted fish.
The warm sunlight shone on her face, Yan Xiaofu felt as if she had regained a new life.
After Yan Xiaofu's whole body was completely exposed to the sun, she could slowly get up from the ground and continue to look at the crying pear-blossoming ghost girl next to her, with a look of lovelessness on her face.
Big sister, why are you crying again, I can't stand your sister Yu's face crying, you know.
Yan Xiaofu got up and sat next to Dabai, Dabai was still crying, Yan Xiaofu pulled out a handkerchief and handed it to Dabai, Dabai took it and cried.
"Sister Dabai is definitely at the professional level, just look at this crying scene."
"Rouge!! You made Dabai cry!! You made Dabai cry again! In vain I'm standing in your Lily group!"
"You, you can't go to our house..." Dabai was still crying.Yan Xiaofu rubbed her head, she had no idea why Dabai was crying so heartbreakingly... If he couldn't go, he couldn't go, if he didn't die, he would just have to.
At that second just now, Yan Xiaofu thought she was going to freeze to death at the bottom of the lake, her whole body was as cold as a popsicle, and it was not an ordinary cold, but an indescribable cold.
But Yan Xiaofu had a big heart, and after a while of sunlight, she recovered.But Dabai didn't really think about it, she knew that Yan Xiaofu couldn't go to her house anymore, and the two of them couldn't live together anymore, the more she thought about it, the angrier and angrier she became...
In the end, this guy wanted to live with Yan Xiaofu on the ground, but Yan Xiaofu strictly stopped him.Just kidding, people and ghosts have different paths, she almost died after living here for four days, let alone a serious ghost dare to come to this place full of big sun.
Yan Xiaofu felt that the brains of this group of people were really...the brain circuits couldn't be connected, but she couldn't let them end up in a daze, but she just told her to go back honestly, don't think about it, it's useless, isn't it? Can't see you anymore.
If this is a random scholar... the scholar probably stayed down there for a few days, and she would be in such a state, and then Dabai cried, maybe he agreed to Dabai's request to come ashore to live.
In the following ending, Yan Xiaofu can make up four or five sadomasochistic versions every minute.But when it was Yan Xiaofu, she felt like she was a child, she persuaded Dabai, and finally dispelled her idea, so she dared to come ashore and found a garden to live in.
Yan Xiaofu walked into the door, first picked up the grapefruit leaf hanging on the wall, and slapped herself until her whole body was hit by the twitching before she stopped.
Exorcism, if it wasn't too hot now, she would have thought about stepping over a brazier every time she entered the door.
"Xiaofu? Are you back?" Someone suddenly called Yan Xiaofu from the opposite side, Yan Xiaofu put down the grapefruit leaf in her hand, lay down on the low wall of the garden, and watched as a neighbor's aunt handed it to her. A plate of pastries, "Xiaofu just came back, my aunt just bought it from the street."
"Thank you, ma'am." Yan Xiaofu took it and took a bite, then put all the pastries into her hand, chewed on them bit by bit, and sent the plate back to the person.
"Xiaofu helped auntie fill the tank of water yesterday, and help auntie fill it up today, okay?" The auntie saw that Yan Xiaofu seemed to be choking, and poured her another glass of water.Yan Xiaofu took it and drank it with a few sips, then said to the aunt, "Okay."
This is Yan Xiaofu's neighbor. Auntie and her wife are usually responsible for carrying water for their house, but in the past few days he has suffered from the wind and cold, so he can't carry water, so Yan Xiaofu helped them carry it.
Now Yan Xiaofu has changed back to her male identity. She is wearing a coarse cloth jacket and her bangs are down. Although she still wears makeup on her face, if no one looks deliberately, no one will notice Yan Xiaofu's appearance. What does Xiao Fu look like?
Yan Xiaofu went to the aunt's house and carried water back and forth several times before finally filling up the big tank.The big tanks used by the people here are the ones that Yan Xiaofu's hometown used to make. When Yan Xiaofu fetches water, she always feels a little nostalgic for no reason.
However, the difference is that when she was a child, her grandma fetched water and she watched beside her. Now Yan Xiaofu fetches water by herself, carrying two buckets in one hand.
When the barrel was filled, only 10 minutes had passed, the aunt looked at Yan Xiaofu smiling and her eyes disappeared, she kept calling Yan Xiaofu to come in to eat.
Yan Xiaofu put the barrel back, went back and plugged in the gate, and jumped back over the wall when she came back.The aunt watched Yan Xiaofu smiling all the time, Yan Xiaofu was sitting at the table, just putting food into her mouth.
The aunt's family has a son and a daughter. The daughter is only in her teens. The son is married and doesn't live here.Yan Xiaofu just went to sit at someone's house, and a little girl came by next to her and ran over to serve her a meal.
It's not that Yan Xiaofu insists on rubbing other people's meals, but that she doesn't know how to use the stove here, so it's weird to wear such clothes when going to a restaurant. After all, she looks like a poor boy from the outside, and always goes to The restaurant people don't know what to say.
"Xiaofu is here again." A man lying in the back room straightened up half of his body and looked towards Yan Xiaofu. Yan Xiaofu knew that this was the old lady's wife. She had been half lying on the bed these days, unable to move.
Yan Xiaofu didn't know what to say, so she gave full play to the image of a taciturn poor boy, nodded to the aunt and her wife and continued to eat with her head down, no one cared.
This room may be due to a sick person. For the past few days, Yan Xiaofu has been dreaming of a fishy smell, but she can't tell...it smells like the Houttuynia cordata that her Guizhou roommate ate every day.
Yan Xiaofu didn't care about it, although the smell was really weird, she had smelled all kinds of smells, and her food was quite delicious amidst the weird smell.Anyway, this family is all green dots on her map, so she didn't pay much attention.
"Your uncle had a nightmare a few days ago, and as a result, he has been in poor health for the past few days, otherwise he would usually be the one who carries the water." The aunt filled Yan Xiaofu's bowl of rice again.
Yan Xiaofu took it and asked casually, "What dream?"
"No one will believe you if you tell me. Your uncle dreamed of a female ghost at noon." The aunt whispered to Yan Xiaofu, and then sighed, "Why do you talk about eating and drinking? It's unlucky."
Yan Xiaofu glanced at the old man who was lying on the bed, and suddenly understood what was wrong with this man, he is a brother and brother.
She also looked dead like this after she came out of Dabai's place. Maybe it was because of her good health that she recovered quickly. This uncle is already so old, so he must not be as resistant to weeds as she is.
She thought about the way Dabai told her to get rid of evil spirits after she came up, and suddenly said to the aunt the longest sentence they had ever said since they met.
"Boil water with pomelo leaves and drink a bowl every day. If it doesn't work, add some incense ash from the Guanyin Temple to it."
She didn't speak much for a long time, and when she spoke, the room fell silent.
Yan Xiaofu's fake male voice was particularly prominent in the small room, and she spoke every word clearly.
The aunt stopped eating suddenly, looked up at her in surprise, and wondered if it was because she said so many words at once.
"Incense ash water... write it down, write it down..."
"Come here! A well-known anchor is spreading feudal dross!"
Yan Xiaofu rolled her eyes looking at the words on the barrage.
If this was in her world, she wouldn't even drink incense ash water if someone told her to become a god by drinking incense ash water.
But isn't the particularity of this plane right there?
After eating, Yan Xiaofu put her chopsticks on the table, thanked him, then turned around and walked back.Although the aunt was stunned for a long time, she still hurriedly got up to send someone off, and even her little girl followed her out, walking behind Yan Xiaofu's ass.
Yan Xiaofu picked up the little girl and stuffed it to the aunt behind, and picked grapefruit leaves for her.She keeps these things at home all the time, and they are all given to her by Dabai. Every time Dabai takes them, he wraps them in a thick cloth for fear of touching them.
Then Yan Xiaofu entered the room, and only the aunt was left standing at the door with a handful of grapefruit leaves and the little girl in her arms.
……
At night, the moon slowly rose.
Yan Xiaofu lay quietly on the bed and slept, the wind whistling outside the window always had some imperceptible whistling sounds.
Probably the kind that you can actually meet as long as you want to meet.
I don't know whether it was because the previous period of time was too short or because she didn't pay much attention. After Yan Xiaofu worked carefully for a long time, Dabai, a ghost girl, came out. After she came out of Dabai's house, she discovered...the monsters in this world are really... many.
Just like the otaku in the manga, "beep" to your pillow, and the pillow will come alive the next day and run after you...
Another example is if you yell at the sky "Ciri, give me strength!" like a certain girl, maybe a fairy will come down to earth the next day...
Hmm... such a world might be quite interesting if you think about it.
Of course... another important reason for the large number of monsters is that after the spiritual eye function is turned on in the live broadcast room, the audience in the live broadcast room seems to have turned on the spiritual eye function together, and the monsters that flash across the screen can They were caught out at once.
"Rouge!! That person who flashed by just now seems a bit strange?"
"Which one are you talking about... If it was the bare-bottomed kid just now, I saw that there seemed to be a horn growing on the top of his head..."
"Ah? Which brat? I didn't say brat. I was talking about the uncle who just passed by. I always feel that he looks weird..."
"Damn it, it's like playing everyone to find faults! 233333 everyone, come and find the coser hidden in the crowd"
Yan Xiaofu squatted on the side of the road, watching all kinds of pedestrians passing by, silently took out a cucumber and gnawed on it.
Are you talking about the uncle who looks so much like the odd line just now? We can’t do this, even if the family is not satisfactory, we can’t... and we can’t...
Well I didn't say anything.
Yan Xiaofu rolled her eyes and saw that the strange uncle just now seemed to be walking towards a side alley. The moment he entered the alley, his behavior suddenly became more strange, and he immediately swallowed what he just said.
The alley was introduced by Miss Dabai as a gathering alley for monsters here... probably that's what it means, only monsters go there, and ordinary people can't see that alley at all.
Yan Xiaofu also came to this street a few days ago, but she didn't see this alley at the time.However, after staying at Dabai's house for a few days and coming out again, she suddenly found that she could see some weird things...
Just like that day, if Dabai hadn't taken the initiative to talk to her, Yan Xiaofu would never have seen her, but with her current self, Yan Xiaofu felt that no matter what monster's disguise she would be able to escape her eyes.
Its sharpness is comparable to that of a clairvoyant, coupled with the spiritual eye function in the live broadcast room, Yan Xiaofu felt invincible for a while.
Of course, no one can understand the principle behind it, and if you really think about it, you can really kill Yan Xiaofu, a science dog.However, when Yan Xiaofu was doing the questions back then, she handed over the questions she didn't know to Xueba, so these days, the audience in the live broadcast room have been guessing wildly based on various materials...
I don't understand... I don't understand... Yan Xiaofu carried a bag of fish and walked to the small garden where she lives now. That garden is not as domineering as the former Yanzhi Mansion, and it is not a big garden of a wealthy family. , is a temporary rented house, and most of the neighbors in the surrounding neighborhood are ordinary people here.
The reason why she lived in this house instead of Dabai's was because Yan Xiaofu ate and drank well when she went there on the first day.
When I went there the next day, I ate and drank well.
When I went there on the third day, I ate and drank well.
Kneeling directly on the fourth day.
Dabai forcibly dragged her up from the bottom of the river to bask in the sun, and Yan Xiaofu lay on the small bridge where the two met for the first time, silently turned over by Dabai like grilled salted fish.
The warm sunlight shone on her face, Yan Xiaofu felt as if she had regained a new life.
After Yan Xiaofu's whole body was completely exposed to the sun, she could slowly get up from the ground and continue to look at the crying pear-blossoming ghost girl next to her, with a look of lovelessness on her face.
Big sister, why are you crying again, I can't stand your sister Yu's face crying, you know.
Yan Xiaofu got up and sat next to Dabai, Dabai was still crying, Yan Xiaofu pulled out a handkerchief and handed it to Dabai, Dabai took it and cried.
"Sister Dabai is definitely at the professional level, just look at this crying scene."
"Rouge!! You made Dabai cry!! You made Dabai cry again! In vain I'm standing in your Lily group!"
"You, you can't go to our house..." Dabai was still crying.Yan Xiaofu rubbed her head, she had no idea why Dabai was crying so heartbreakingly... If he couldn't go, he couldn't go, if he didn't die, he would just have to.
At that second just now, Yan Xiaofu thought she was going to freeze to death at the bottom of the lake, her whole body was as cold as a popsicle, and it was not an ordinary cold, but an indescribable cold.
But Yan Xiaofu had a big heart, and after a while of sunlight, she recovered.But Dabai didn't really think about it, she knew that Yan Xiaofu couldn't go to her house anymore, and the two of them couldn't live together anymore, the more she thought about it, the angrier and angrier she became...
In the end, this guy wanted to live with Yan Xiaofu on the ground, but Yan Xiaofu strictly stopped him.Just kidding, people and ghosts have different paths, she almost died after living here for four days, let alone a serious ghost dare to come to this place full of big sun.
Yan Xiaofu felt that the brains of this group of people were really...the brain circuits couldn't be connected, but she couldn't let them end up in a daze, but she just told her to go back honestly, don't think about it, it's useless, isn't it? Can't see you anymore.
If this is a random scholar... the scholar probably stayed down there for a few days, and she would be in such a state, and then Dabai cried, maybe he agreed to Dabai's request to come ashore to live.
In the following ending, Yan Xiaofu can make up four or five sadomasochistic versions every minute.But when it was Yan Xiaofu, she felt like she was a child, she persuaded Dabai, and finally dispelled her idea, so she dared to come ashore and found a garden to live in.
Yan Xiaofu walked into the door, first picked up the grapefruit leaf hanging on the wall, and slapped herself until her whole body was hit by the twitching before she stopped.
Exorcism, if it wasn't too hot now, she would have thought about stepping over a brazier every time she entered the door.
"Xiaofu? Are you back?" Someone suddenly called Yan Xiaofu from the opposite side, Yan Xiaofu put down the grapefruit leaf in her hand, lay down on the low wall of the garden, and watched as a neighbor's aunt handed it to her. A plate of pastries, "Xiaofu just came back, my aunt just bought it from the street."
"Thank you, ma'am." Yan Xiaofu took it and took a bite, then put all the pastries into her hand, chewed on them bit by bit, and sent the plate back to the person.
"Xiaofu helped auntie fill the tank of water yesterday, and help auntie fill it up today, okay?" The auntie saw that Yan Xiaofu seemed to be choking, and poured her another glass of water.Yan Xiaofu took it and drank it with a few sips, then said to the aunt, "Okay."
This is Yan Xiaofu's neighbor. Auntie and her wife are usually responsible for carrying water for their house, but in the past few days he has suffered from the wind and cold, so he can't carry water, so Yan Xiaofu helped them carry it.
Now Yan Xiaofu has changed back to her male identity. She is wearing a coarse cloth jacket and her bangs are down. Although she still wears makeup on her face, if no one looks deliberately, no one will notice Yan Xiaofu's appearance. What does Xiao Fu look like?
Yan Xiaofu went to the aunt's house and carried water back and forth several times before finally filling up the big tank.The big tanks used by the people here are the ones that Yan Xiaofu's hometown used to make. When Yan Xiaofu fetches water, she always feels a little nostalgic for no reason.
However, the difference is that when she was a child, her grandma fetched water and she watched beside her. Now Yan Xiaofu fetches water by herself, carrying two buckets in one hand.
When the barrel was filled, only 10 minutes had passed, the aunt looked at Yan Xiaofu smiling and her eyes disappeared, she kept calling Yan Xiaofu to come in to eat.
Yan Xiaofu put the barrel back, went back and plugged in the gate, and jumped back over the wall when she came back.The aunt watched Yan Xiaofu smiling all the time, Yan Xiaofu was sitting at the table, just putting food into her mouth.
The aunt's family has a son and a daughter. The daughter is only in her teens. The son is married and doesn't live here.Yan Xiaofu just went to sit at someone's house, and a little girl came by next to her and ran over to serve her a meal.
It's not that Yan Xiaofu insists on rubbing other people's meals, but that she doesn't know how to use the stove here, so it's weird to wear such clothes when going to a restaurant. After all, she looks like a poor boy from the outside, and always goes to The restaurant people don't know what to say.
"Xiaofu is here again." A man lying in the back room straightened up half of his body and looked towards Yan Xiaofu. Yan Xiaofu knew that this was the old lady's wife. She had been half lying on the bed these days, unable to move.
Yan Xiaofu didn't know what to say, so she gave full play to the image of a taciturn poor boy, nodded to the aunt and her wife and continued to eat with her head down, no one cared.
This room may be due to a sick person. For the past few days, Yan Xiaofu has been dreaming of a fishy smell, but she can't tell...it smells like the Houttuynia cordata that her Guizhou roommate ate every day.
Yan Xiaofu didn't care about it, although the smell was really weird, she had smelled all kinds of smells, and her food was quite delicious amidst the weird smell.Anyway, this family is all green dots on her map, so she didn't pay much attention.
"Your uncle had a nightmare a few days ago, and as a result, he has been in poor health for the past few days, otherwise he would usually be the one who carries the water." The aunt filled Yan Xiaofu's bowl of rice again.
Yan Xiaofu took it and asked casually, "What dream?"
"No one will believe you if you tell me. Your uncle dreamed of a female ghost at noon." The aunt whispered to Yan Xiaofu, and then sighed, "Why do you talk about eating and drinking? It's unlucky."
Yan Xiaofu glanced at the old man who was lying on the bed, and suddenly understood what was wrong with this man, he is a brother and brother.
She also looked dead like this after she came out of Dabai's place. Maybe it was because of her good health that she recovered quickly. This uncle is already so old, so he must not be as resistant to weeds as she is.
She thought about the way Dabai told her to get rid of evil spirits after she came up, and suddenly said to the aunt the longest sentence they had ever said since they met.
"Boil water with pomelo leaves and drink a bowl every day. If it doesn't work, add some incense ash from the Guanyin Temple to it."
She didn't speak much for a long time, and when she spoke, the room fell silent.
Yan Xiaofu's fake male voice was particularly prominent in the small room, and she spoke every word clearly.
The aunt stopped eating suddenly, looked up at her in surprise, and wondered if it was because she said so many words at once.
"Incense ash water... write it down, write it down..."
"Come here! A well-known anchor is spreading feudal dross!"
Yan Xiaofu rolled her eyes looking at the words on the barrage.
If this was in her world, she wouldn't even drink incense ash water if someone told her to become a god by drinking incense ash water.
But isn't the particularity of this plane right there?
After eating, Yan Xiaofu put her chopsticks on the table, thanked him, then turned around and walked back.Although the aunt was stunned for a long time, she still hurriedly got up to send someone off, and even her little girl followed her out, walking behind Yan Xiaofu's ass.
Yan Xiaofu picked up the little girl and stuffed it to the aunt behind, and picked grapefruit leaves for her.She keeps these things at home all the time, and they are all given to her by Dabai. Every time Dabai takes them, he wraps them in a thick cloth for fear of touching them.
Then Yan Xiaofu entered the room, and only the aunt was left standing at the door with a handful of grapefruit leaves and the little girl in her arms.
……
At night, the moon slowly rose.
Yan Xiaofu lay quietly on the bed and slept, the wind whistling outside the window always had some imperceptible whistling sounds.
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