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"Lu Xiaofeng is live streaming".

Let me clarify first, this name was not changed by Yan Xiaofu herself.

In fact, when Yan Xiaofu saw this line, she paused imperceptibly, but she immediately returned to normal.Looking at the words "6666666" and "23333333" written all over the screen, Yan Xiaofu stood up resignedly, rubbed her head, thinking that she might as well wait for the skirt to dry, and then go downstairs for a turn .

It is mandatory to live broadcast 60 hours a month, which means that the live broadcast will take two hours a day.Today happened to be the 1st, and she didn't really want to try the consequences of not reaching the live broadcast time, so she should save more live broadcast time while the current situation is still safe.

Legend of Lu Xiaofeng... This is not such a stable world.

Yan Xiaofu sat cross-legged on the bed and chatted with the audience while drying the clothes. She looked at the barrage in front of her, and unconsciously became dumbfounded.The audience has already discovered that the name of the live broadcast room has been changed, so it is completely boiling now. Although there are only dozens of people in the room, and a few people left because of the black screen before, but now there is a little bit of excitement in the small live broadcast room. Not deserted, all kinds of bullet screens have been brushed out:

"God tm Lu Xiaofeng 2333333, anchor, are you giving up the live broadcast of the manga show and switching to time-travel dramas?"

"Who will play my male god Ximen Chuuxue? If he has the same face as He Rundong, I will take it off."

"Off +1"

Yan Xiaofu looked at the screen, thinking that Ximen Snowblower is in the northwest, where can I find it for you on Tuoma.

"Anchor, where is the plot going now? I want to watch the decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City."

"Same request, by the way, bring me Ye Gucheng's signature to 23333333"

Fuck, do you dare to be more bearish, the anchor, I am very tired now.

Yan Xiaofu stared at the screen expressionlessly, thinking that if not, she might just turn on the silence for all.

At this time, a sentence floated across the barrage: "Although the anchor took the wrong medicine today, it seems to be quite fun. 2333333 Let me, who is familiar with Gu Long, predict the future (script). Since someone Say you are in Hangzhou, then you'd better go find Huamanlou, he is by the West Lake, and he is very helpful, you can ask the vendors on the street where Baihualou is, and you will probably be able to find him."

Yan Xiaofu had an idea when she saw this barrage, she didn't expect that there was someone who was familiar with Gu Long in her live broadcast room.She took a look at that person's id, the name was Ximen Muxue.Yan Xiaofu remembered her as a very lively girl who was interested in posting inappropriate things in the group.

Good girl, I remember your id, my sister's life is counting on you.

Now that someone has pointed out a more reliable path to Yan Xiaofu, she rubbed her chin and thought, "Hua Man Lou? Is it just that warm-hearted man with a disability? It would be a good idea to go to him."

Yan Xiaofu touched the clothes and felt that they were almost dry, so she put them on again.She ignored the ridicule in the live broadcast room that "the white shirt can be used to match the skirt", and directly pushed the door out, taking out the finished dinner plate by the way.The translucent screen in front of her and the camera floating in the air also changed positions as she walked.

Yan Xiaofu stared at the screen while going downstairs, but almost fell on the narrow and dark stairs.

This screen really blocks the view.She said silently in her heart: "Can you move the screen away for me?" As a result, Mr. Screen twisted and turned to the left as if he understood Yan Xiaofu's muttering.

Ignoring the cute Screen King, Yan Xiaofu slowly went downstairs, and the scene on the first floor was slowly displayed on the screen in the live broadcast room.The content of the barrage gradually changed from "Anchor, what are you doing 233333" to "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

Tai Tama is real, okay?

Among other things, just this big wine jar, this market atmosphere, this waiter running back and forth to greet customers, and this broken bench and broken table... Uh, no matter how you say it, it's too real. OK!

Someone began to brush in the live broadcast room: "Anchor, where did you take the scene, is it in Hengdian?"

Yan Xiaofu whispered to the screen: "The location of the live broadcast will not be disclosed, and the staff of the live broadcast will not be disclosed. The content is just like the name of the live broadcast room. Please watch quietly. In addition, all viewers are welcome to feed in time."

Oh, by the way, feeding is the first priority.According to the novice guide, the anchor can use the system store, maybe Yan Xiaofu can buy something to take home there.

Yan Xiaofu is not too worried about the situation in the live broadcast room for the time being, because no one will guess that Yan Xiaofu has really time-traveled.After all, such a thing as traveling through time was only imagined by ordinary people in their second year of middle school.When they grow up, most of them will realize that this is an impossible dream.

By the time someone really noticed something was wrong, Yan Xiaofu would have been able to buy the so-called "things that increase the success rate of concealment".What's more, she is just wandering around now, and if something unreasonable happens, she will definitely turn off the camera as soon as possible.

Facts have proved that Yan Xiaofu who has this idea is still too tender.

Yan Xiaofu came to the side of the counter, where a cashier with a goatee was doing calculations with an abacus.She asked cautiously: "Hi old man, do you know how far Baihualou is from here?"

The old man with a goatee stroked his beard, raised his head and looked at Yan Xiaofu with his small eyes, and said, "It's not far away, you go out and go straight, and when you turn left at the alley, there's a place for driving a carriage. Ask about the price, usually ten cents is enough to go to Baihualou, and you can arrive in one morning. But today is too late, you should take a rest and go tomorrow."

Yan Xiaofu smiled and nodded at the old Mr. Goatee, then told Xiaoer that she will bring some food up later, and then returned to the room, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has exceeded three , and there are many new viewers who came for the name of the room. After entering, they were attracted by this super-real scene. Hurry up and go for a walk on the street outside!!!”

Yan Xiaofu thought to herself, if I go out, I will reveal my secrets. Which film and television base does not have any modern facilities in it.

When Xiao Er brought another meal, the number of people in the live broadcast room had stabilized at around 130, and there was even a rich king with the ID "Forgotten Madoka" among them.Except for a few people who had followed Yan Xiaofu a long time ago, most of the rest of the people wanted to stay and see what the anchor could do after watching the realistic scenes.

Yan Xiaofu thought maliciously, if you really want to see something exciting, why don't I go up the mountain again, there are still 23 people lying on the ground there.

Ha ha, stupid mortals.

Yan Xiaofu sneered and put a chopstick of celery into her mouth.Then suddenly froze.Seeing this, the people in the live broadcast room all posted on the bullet screen, "What's wrong with you, anchor? Did you taste the poison in the food 2333333".

"Don't eat! There's feces in the food, and the feces are poisonous!"

"Anchor, quickly use what you have learned all your life to kill this poisonous villain!"

"Enough of you above hhhhhhh"

At this time, Yan Xiaofu didn't notice what the barrage was posting. She listened to the system alarm sound that kept echoing in her ears, and thought to herself, this time it's very lively.

"Dangerous! Dangerous!

A large amount of Mongolian medicine was detected in the dish. According to the novice protection right, you have the right to know the following information:

[-]. Your escape success rate is very low. The system will remind you, please don’t panic. If the life safety of the crisis anchor is detected again, the system will guide you appropriately.

[-]. Due to the increased difficulty of the live broadcast, the system can give you a small amount of prompts.The information you can know so far is: the person who prescribes the medicine is the waiter of the inn, and everyone in this inn is under the orders of the plot character Gong Jiu.

Finally, the system has cleared the drugs in your body, I wish you a happy live broadcast~~~”

Yan Xiaofu silently spit out the half-chewed celery, then rinsed her mouth with the wine she drank in the morning, and rubbed her face twice with her hands.

This Tama is so happy!

Why did I encounter such a legendary boss when I first came here!

Yan Xiaofu had a vague guess in her heart, it was very likely that something happened to those people who stole the things from the mountain before.Depend on!If I had known that I was Takuma, I would not have taken a penny, and I would directly find someone to join the beggar gang when I went down the mountain, which saves money and is convenient.

This time there is novice protection, next time I will definitely be sold unknowingly.Yan Xiaofu silently reminded herself in her heart, don't just go and take any ill-gotten gains, otherwise you won't know why your life is gone.

She slowly hid the half-chewed celery under the table, and then lay down on the table pretending to be poisoned.While trying to pretend to be a more realistic scene, he quietly explained to the puzzled audience what the situation was.

The studio exploded again.

"The script is wonderfully written. 23333333 Writers add chicken legs to dinner."

"The anchor has a lot of brains, and he dares to take clothes from the dead. I will give you 99 points, and the remaining 1 point is afraid of your pride."

"According to what you said, then Gong Jiuyi will come soon, anchor, have you found an actor, don't ruin the image of Gong Jiu in my mind."

"Hhhhh what's the image of Gongjiu, M-shaking and narcissistic, are you asking the anchor to find a pervert from a mental hospital?"

Fuck it, what a mess!Don't be so merry!

Yan Xiaofu lay down on the table tremblingly, pretending to be dead, closed her eyes tightly, and pretended to be in a coma.The barrage in the live broadcast room was still happily swiping, and it was the summer season of July, but Yan Xiaofu was sweating coldly on her palms.

Ah ah Gong Jiu, if you want to come, come quickly, let me die happily!

Waiting, waiting, waiting for about ten minutes, Yan Xiaofu really wanted to see what was going on in the barrage, but because her eyes were closed all the time, she couldn't see what was going on outside.

She thought to herself, it has been 10 minutes since Tama, and the person hasn't come yet, so maybe...he has already left, right?

Now that the person is gone, can I open my eyes?

After thinking about it, at last, Yan Xiaofu simply opened her eyes out of luck.

Then he directly met another pair of jet-black eyes.

The owner of the eyes was dressed in white like snow, with the corners of his mouth raised 45 degrees, and he gave Yan Xiaofu a standard sneer.

You know what it's like to be alone in a cemetery at three o'clock in the middle of the night watching a horror movie?

According to Yan Xiaofu's recollection, if her bladder muscles were not strong enough, she might have "beep—" at the scene.

The room was silent.

On the contrary, the audience in the live broadcast room, this group of people who watched the excitement, completely ignited.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh it's Gong Jiu!! Gong Jiu has appeared!!"

"Fucking anchor, you actually opened your eyes!! Close them quickly, or you will be beaten to death!"

"Upstairs, you are too involved in the drama. This is filming, and it's not real Gongjiu."

"666, the anchor's acting skills are so good, I saw her desperate little eyes and thought it was real."

"By the way, who is this cosplayer? Does anyone know him? He looks so handsome~~"

"Is it a little dream?"

"It's absolutely impossible to be Xiaomeng. Xiaomeng is currently filming a stage play in Nanjing. How could she appear here?"

Yan Xiaofu stared blankly at Gong Jiu, and kept poking at the system in her heart, "Mr. System!!! I'm going to die!! Help me!!!"

Ten seconds later, a system notification sounded: "A dangerous situation has been detected again, and the system will remind you that Gong Jiu's physique is [masochistic]. You can try to escape this danger by using the method in the original book."

What is the method in the original book? ! !

Oh, right.Yan Xiaofu suddenly remembered, didn't she just beat him with a whip.The question is where can she find a whip now?

And even if she found it, Yan Xiaofu didn't think she could get Gong Jiu.

"The system will provide you with a whip, and will restrict Gong Jiu's actions within the specified time."

As soon as the words fell, Yan Xiaofu instantly felt something extra in her waist.She thought that there was no better way than this, so she pulled it out cruelly, then closed her eyes and moved forward vigorously.

At that moment, the whole world was silent.

The barrage also stagnated for a long time.

Everyone was terrified.

In the end, what broke the tranquility was a new reward message on the screen——

"The Forgotten Madoka gave you a hundred chinchillas as a gift—the anchor, please take it easy, the investigation is strict now, be careful of overturning the car."