Can atavistic monsters be conjurers too?

Osamu Dazai:?

TV shows can't do that.

Gou Juanqian spent half an hour writing down the process of picking up the "book" in his notebook eloquently. Because he was not sure whether the book was what Dazai was looking for, the two decided to go back to the dormitory of the secret service department to get it.

If it was really the "book" that Osamu Dazai said, it would be very difficult to put it in her place, so I might as well give it to him today.

Get in the car, and soon arrive in front of the building of "Special Ability Division".

"Go up and get Qianjiang, I won't go in."

Gou Juanqian didn't have the habit of inviting men into the bedroom, so he signaled him to wait with his eyes, and then went upstairs alone.

Osamu Dazai quietly leaned against the door of the secret service department and waited, looking up at the night sky, not knowing what he was thinking.

The sensor door behind him suddenly opened, he didn't expect Gou Juanqian to be so fast, and turned his head to look over.

"Dazai? Why are you here?"

It was rare for Ango Sakaguchi to get off work today, and he was going home to take a shower, and then came back with two sets of changed clothes. As soon as he walked out the door, he saw Osamu Dazai standing here.

The two looked at each other for a while, and finally Ango Sakaguchi spoke first.

"You... came to look for me?" This old friend would never come to him if he had nothing to do, Ango Sakaguchi asked seriously.

"What, it's Ango..." Osamu Dazai put away his sloppy smile, "I'm waiting for Chi-chan, I'm not here to look for you."

Ango Sakaguchi felt choked, when did these two get along so well?

Although Gou Juansang is a member of the magic world, and it is not his turn to take care of it, but he feels that as the person in charge of the cooperative unit, it is necessary to give a friendly reminder.

"Goujuansang...she is a descendant of a family in the magic world. Although the family is gone now, she and her brother are both very good."

After thinking for a while, he added: "And her teacher is said to have a weird temper, and he is the strongest man in the magic world..."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, how could he fail to understand what Ango Sakaguchi meant with his IQ.

"What are you worrying about? I didn't do strange things to Chi-chan, but if she is willing to die with me..."

Before he could finish speaking, the door behind him opened again.

Gou Juanqian came out with something wrapped in a black plastic bag in his arms.

She originally wanted to give it to him just like that, but after thinking about it again, she felt that it was not appropriate. This is his territory. She came out to trade secretly with such a very dangerous thing. It is not always a problem if she is found out. .

After leaving the gate, looking at Ango Sakaguchi standing with Dazai, Inumakisen couldn't help admiring his cleverness in his heart.

She walked up to Osamu Dazai, looked at him innocently, and then turned to Ango Sakaguchi.

Ah, here... Mr. Sakaguchi is here too, will she give it or not?Dazai saw Gou Makisen's entanglement, and thoughtfully chased him away.

"Ango, how long are you going to stand here, Chi-chan and I have important~something~to~do~"

Ango Sakaguchi had a complicated heart: "Remember what I said, then I will leave first." After speaking, he left the place of right and wrong without looking back.

It wasn't until his back completely disappeared from sight that Inu Makisen felt relieved and handed the things in his arms to Osamu Dazai.

Dazai casually opened the plastic bag, picked up the book and read it carefully.

There is not a single word in this book... Does he have to read it so seriously?

Although I really wanted to complain, I held back and stood aside silently waiting for him to check.

After a long time, Inoumakisen started to kick the stones on the ground boredly, and Dazai Osamu who was next to him finally finished his inspection.

"That's amazing Chi-chan, this is indeed the 'book' I was looking for."

Gou Juanqian was startled abruptly by the sound, slipped and fell straight to the ground.

-

The expected pain did not appear, she crashed into a warm embrace, the dim light around her dyed a layer of hazy color on her moist eyes.

Goumakichi stood up from Dazai Osamu's arms in embarrassment, thinking that he must have been stupid just now, as a dignified quasi-first-level conjurer, he was able to slip on the spot!

Her cheeks were slightly flushed, she didn't dare to look into those iris eyes, she lowered her head pretending to be calm and took out a notebook to write.

"Since it's what you're looking for, take it, I'll go back first!" 』

After finishing writing, without waiting for Osamu Dazai to speak, he left here as if escaping.

Looking at the back of the girl running away, Dazai found it funny, and laughed lightly.

The days that followed were the ordinary life Gou Juanqian dreamed of.

For three consecutive months, her daily work only needed to go to the beach to observe the changes in Tuogen's spell power, and then hand in the records.

A peaceful and comfortable retirement life, this prosperous life is as she wishes.

Through this period of getting along, she has perfectly integrated into the life of the Supernatural Secret Service, and she will bring a copy for Mr. Sakaguchi when buying breakfast every morning.

Ango Sakaguchi was also very satisfied with Inumakisen's working ability, and even invited her to work in the Secret Service after graduation.

Inumakisen looked at the clerks who looked like they might die suddenly at any moment, and Mr. Sakaguchi's receding hairline, and politely declined his proposal.

Since Osamu Dazai took away the "book" last time, she hasn't appeared again, and she is also happy to be at leisure. After all, the story of Yamata no Orochi is too magical, and she doesn't know how to tell Dazai.

Gou Juanqian is very satisfied with the current life, if it can continue to be comfortable like this.

***

Two hours ago, High School of Conjuration, first grade.

"Spine! It's bad! I heard that something happened to Chi-chan in Yokohama!" Panda yelled and pushed open the door of the classroom, and said to the inside in a panic.

"Mentaiko?!"

The dog Juanji, who was flipping through the book, was startled by Fatty's sound, and immediately wanted to rush up to ask what was going on.

Zenyuan Zhenxi stopped him: "Calm down, let the panda finish."

"Fatty, what do you think Goumaki-san is doing in Yokohama?" Otoko Yuta also asked eagerly.

The panda, which had finally managed to catch its breath, straightened up, looked heavily at the students, and then spoke with difficulty.

"Ji, you have to hold on after I say it, I heard that Chi-chan is...pregnant in Yokohama."

……

Chanyuan Maki:?

Yigu Youtai:? ?

Dog curly thorn:? ! ! !

The atmosphere in the classroom fell into a strange silence, and the young DK and JK couldn't digest this sentence for a while.

?Is that what they understood?

The panda waved in front of several people: "How are you all? Did you hear me?"

The first person who reacted was the super-level conjurer Yota Oto: "Are you sure about this?"

"I'm sure! Just now I went to Zhengdao to look for him, and I heard Wu talking about Qianchan inside."

Zenyuan Maki feels that things are a bit unreliable, and there must be a misunderstanding somewhere.

"What did they say?"

"Wu said that Chi-chan became a mother in Yokohama. She will hide this matter in advance. She can handle it by herself for the time being, and she also said that she will not let Chi-chan come back in a while!" Panda said more and more excited, and finally even patted the table.

Alright, we've talked about this point, what misunderstanding can there be...

The scene fell into silence again.

Everyone turned their gazes to the dog curly thorn who had been silent all this time, only to see that the spellcaster's face was frosty, the air pressure around him began to drop, and a sharp edge flashed in his purple eyes, like the calm before the storm.

"Um... Chi, let me ask, does Xiaoqian have a boyfriend in a relationship?" Chanyuan Maki asked bravely.

"Woodfish flower!"

Of course his younger sister didn't have a boyfriend. Before entering the college, the only man around Gou Juanqian was his elder brother.

Panda joined in the awkward Q&A: "Could it be that Chi-chan had a boyfriend, but didn't tell Ji..."

"Dried bonito! Wooden fish flower!" The dog curly spine firmly denied again.

In the end, Yi Gu Youtai, who had an ugly complexion, spoke too much.

"Then there is only one possibility, what happened to Goumaki-san after going to Yokohama... she became pregnant." He was even a little reluctant to say those three words.

There was no sound for a long time in the first-year classroom of the Conjuration High School.

Yokohama in October has entered early autumn.

It is raining today, and the autumn rain is like transparent and sticky spider silk, weaving a soft web in the sky.

Goumakisen suddenly received a message from Osamu Dazai who had been out of contact for many days. He said that he had settled the book and wanted to ask her about the "God".

Is it still the day...

Inoumakiqian sighed, holding an umbrella and walked downstairs to the Armed Detective Agency.

——Swirl coffee shop

It is said that this store is very famous in Yokohama, and it is located downstairs of the detective agency.

The store manager is a gentleman uncle who has been studying coffee for 30 years. Even if you wash your hands with soap, the aroma of coffee will still remain on your hands.

Gou Makisen walked into the store and found that Osamu Dazai was already waiting for her. When he saw her coming, he waved happily.

"Qianjiang ~ here, here."

Inoumakisen put away the umbrella, walked up to Dazai and sat down.

"Chien-chan is very punctual, aren't you busy with work recently?"

"Work in Yokohama is very leisurely"

Gou Juanqian still took out the notebook. With the curse, she couldn't speak like a normal person, so she would always bring the notebook with her when she went out. After so many years of training, her writing speed has improved a lot.

"I'm really envious of Chi-chan. I skipped work too hard before, and Kunikida forced me to do coolies for a long time."

So why are you skipping work...

Osamu Dazai got used to her being unable to speak, so he continued to say to himself: "Then, let's talk about today's business."

"Does Chi-chan have any clues about a sufficiently powerful 'God'?"

Did she cut straight to the point as soon as she came up? How would she answer this!

That's right, I really know one, Ah Snake, he is so awesome, he helped my ancestors become human back then...

Can't say it!

"Life and death are the laws of nature. If Dazai does such a thing, the gods will demand a price from you." After deliberating over and over again, Gou Makichi replied tactfully.

"Could it be that Chi-chan is worried about me? It doesn't matter... I have my reasons for doing this, even if the gods ask for a price."

I don't know what he was thinking of, but Osamu Dazai looked a little lonely at this moment, like a person who fell into the abyss, trying to use all methods to climb up.

Well, the parties have said so, what else can she say?Gou Juqian had no choice but to continue writing.

"In my memory, there was indeed a [God] that fit what you said, but I'm not sure if he still exists. 』

It was too troublesome to explain the fact of Yamata no Orochi, she tried to gather the memory of "Chihime" in her hand with demon power, and signaled Osamu Dazai to put his hand up.

Take your time and see for yourself...

Dazai looked at the blue ball of light held by Goumakisen unexpectedly, and held her hand without hesitation, feeling that he had entered a hazy dream in an instant.

-

After a long time, his consciousness was still immersed in the memory of "Chihime", and Goumaki Chien was waiting patiently, but suddenly felt a coolness on his face.

This is... tears?

she cried? ?why cry? ? ?

Goujuanqian touched his cheek with the other hand, and there was a wet touch from his fingertips. These were not his tears...was it "Qianji"'s?

Because her past was repeated in the dream, so it was Qianji who was crying?

In the eyes of outsiders, the girl at the table is weeping sadly, holding the hand of the man opposite, frowning tightly as if begging him not to leave.

Some people already cast her a sympathetic look.

Social death, family members, it's a big deal!

However, God seems not satisfied, and intends to continue to let Gou Juanqian run wildly on the road to death.

A group of people just walked into the coffee shop talking and laughing.

The originally noisy atmosphere came to an abrupt end when seeing Dazai and Inumakisen.

"That that... is Dazai-san?!" The boy with strange bangs asked in surprise.

The short-haired beauty at the side looked at Gou Makiqian's tear-stained face, and thought of something: "Tsk, Dazai, has he finally become a scumbag?"

"Kunikida, I want to eat sweet curry."

"Ranpo-san! Is this the point now! Look at what good deeds Dazai has done!"

The young man who was called Luanbu looked at Gou Juanqian, and then continued to say indifferently: "Eh? But I think this is the point."

"Please don't condone Dazai's crime..."

Hello?anyone there?Can someone come and take care of me?Things are not what you see at all!

Dog roll? Speechless and choking? Qian wanted to convey her cry with her eyes, but she didn't expect that the more anxious she was, the more tears shed, and she even started hiccupping.

The girl's tears kept dripping, the tip of her nose was red, her body trembled slightly due to emotional agitation, and she hiccupped tears from time to time, which was very endearing, and everyone who saw it couldn't help but give a "bah" to Osamu Dazai .

She tried to wake up the pig teammate Dazai, she shouldn't have to bear such an embarrassing scene alone, she shook Dazai vigorously but there was no response, she could only stay there awkwardly and didn't know what to do.

The whole world is against me, isn't it?

Gou Juanqian thought that she was ashamed enough today, but fate told her: Not enough, keep throwing away.

bang——

The door of the coffee shop was kicked open.

Chanyuan Maki appeared at the door holding a super-grade spell tool "Yuyun" in her hand, and behind her was a first-year student of the high school of spells who was full of murderous looks.

Gou Juanqian:?

I am the one holding the script of the heroine of Shura Field? !

In an instant, the atmosphere in the coffee shop dropped to freezing point. Almost at the same time as Maki kicked the door, good teammate Osamu Dazai also faintly woke up.

"Qianjiang...why are you crying?" He just woke up and still hasn't figured out what's going on.

Seeing Goujuanqianlihua with rain, the conjurer experts were furious, and Goujuanji rushed up and restrained Dazai involuntarily.

Gou Juanqian:?

Osamu Dazai:?

Yi Guyoutai followed and walked in, staring at him coldly, but said to Gou Juanqian: "Student Goujuan, we have heard about you, does the child belong to this person?"

Gou Juanqian:? ?

"Salmon salmon roe mentaiko" Sanguo's eyes don't have any warmth.

Gou Juanqian:? ? ?

"You don't have to hide the matter now, the pandas have heard about it." Maki raised the special magic tool in her hand, showing her murderous aura.

Gou Juanqian:? ? ? ?

The panda walked up to the girl, grabbed her with a big hand, and said to the person under the dog: "Those who dare to bully the magicians don't want to be responsible, have you made up your mind?"

Gou Juanqian:? ? ? ? ?

The innocent Osamu Dazai at this moment: "Eh?! Did you make a mistake..."

Several members of the high school of conjuration yelled at him: "Shut up!"

Yi Gu Youtai, who was at the front, walked up to Gou Juanqian, and wiped away the tears on her face with his hand: "Goujuan, you can tell me if you have any difficulties."

After some operations, everyone in the Armed Detective Agency also looked at them in shock, it was like a collapsed house, Dazai... did he actually do such a thing?

……

Thank you, my dog ​​Juanqian has lived for 16 years, and the biggest difficulty I have encountered is you group of unjust classmates.

I'm not human, but you are real dogs.

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The author has something to say:

About why the book appeared in Lihai University

I will explain later

CP should not consider Wutiao teacher, the main age gap is too big

One is 16 years old and the other is 28 years old

Thank you again for your encouragement, I was charged

Novice writing will definitely have OOC

If it doesn't meet your expectations, blame me

still working on