Don't move the old man's bounty

As soon as he entered the office of the detachment, the first thing Jiang Juan did was to lean against the heater, and put his frozen hands and numb leg on it. Unfortunately, at this time, the boiler burner was so asleep that he couldn't even take off his slippers. Yes, that residual temperature is not as high as the hand temperature. If it weren't for the warm stickers supported by white dumplings, it would be difficult for him to survive this humid night when the temperature hit a new low.

After retaining a few policemen to protect the scene, Di Zhen led a team to escort the body back to the city bureau.

In the middle of the night, all departments were not at work. While waiting for the technicians to come to work overtime, he checked the police car that was rear-ended, and cursed at Xiao Shi who was swaying all over the floor: "If you report for repair tomorrow, you will pay me the full amount at your own expense." Hold on! Do you think you are here to walk the red carpet? You smell the hormones you emit from a long distance away. Who are you trying to seduce!"

Now the detachment leader Jiang Xun is on long-term sick leave, and the deputy detachment Jiang Juan has not officially taken up his post. With the instruction of the old leader Gaoju to "assist Jiang Fu", Di Zhen is considered half a "deputy", and he personally brought out the detachment. The rookies are still very prestigious. Hearing what he said, everyone was dragged out of the bed in the middle of the night, and the policemen who were upset all nodded their heads.

Xiao Shi didn't regard himself as an outsider at all, he walked in the door happily, and said in a loud voice: "Of course it's our deputy Jiang, is it wrong for me to seduce my daughter-in-law? You can't be angry with me because I didn't take care of him last night." If you insist on not recognizing me as your husband, then you have misunderstood me, we are legally married!"

For a while, only the sound of gasping for air could be heard in the huge office. Needless to say, the reactions of others, even Di Zhen, the most knowledgeable and well-informed senior, stared at him dumbfounded and said: I can't speak.

And Bai Jiaojiao's expression went from stunned, to shocked, to ecstasy, the whole process took no more than three seconds, it was wonderful.

There was a dead silence for a moment, and no one dared to look at the reaction of the other party. Di Zhen mustered up his courage and turned his head timidly, only to see Jiang Juan expressionlessly putting his hands on the warm pads on his knees. The rather well-behaved posture made people feel an inexplicable murderous aura.

"When will you change your mouthful temper? I think you are an old birthday star, and you are tired of living."

Obviously Xiao Shi didn't know enough about his daughter-in-law's temper, so he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, took out a picture and passed it on to Di Zhen and others, and said desperately: "To tell you the truth, we had a few years ago Registered and married in Australia, the relationship is absolutely legal, there is no such thing as coercion, you can see how smooth the lines of his signature are, and you can tell how happy he was when he signed it, you should believe it now! "

On the photo was a light yellow thick paper ID, and at a glance you could see the English names of the two people, Di Zhen was dumbfounded.

When he was on a special mission in Myanmar last year, he was lucky enough to spend some time with these two people. At that time, he just felt that they were inexplicably skilled in sharing the bed and showing off in secret. He thought they were a couple in a period of passion or burnout. , I can't imagine that people have omitted a series of steps in love long ago, and directly fast forwarded to the grave of love.

Di Zhen couldn't believe that Xiao Shi, a bastard who was full of mouth and running the train, came out to smooth things over when everyone was covered in cold sweat: "Um...Brother Jiang, is he the best? If you are kidnapped, just blink, even though I I have never liked working overtime, but it’s okay to detain him for you. A pair of handcuffs for each of the brothers is enough to shut him up. Said that this dog X went out to mess around and was punished by God, and he was not wronged!"

Jiang Juan glanced at Xiao Shi who was trembling very calmly, and said without any fluctuation in his tone, "No, the certificate is true, and the signature is also true."

Di Zhen was violently stimulated and let out a donkey bray at the top of his lungs on the spot. Xiao Shi was complacent, and the look he glanced at Di Zhen was obviously saying: "Look, I didn't lie to you, he admitted it himself."

At this moment, Jiang Juan stood up, limping without a cane, and Bai Jiaojiao wanted to help him, but was frightened back by Di Zhen's cough, which seemed to be in the late stage of lung cancer.

Jiang Juan put on a polite and gentle smile, and his eyes flicked across the faces of everyone present. The corners of his mouth were raised, but it made people shudder, and his whole body was filled with evil spirits that were visible to the naked eye.

"Since the actual implementation time of the transfer order has been advanced by one day, I will get to know you earlier. My name is Jiang Juan. I used to be the deputy head of the Changning City Anti-drug Detachment. This time I was transferred back to Yanxi to take over the Jiang team. I was here a few years ago, and I have feelings for every plant and tree in the Yanxi City Bureau. The high bureau cared about the old feelings, so I was assigned to the most turbulent criminal investigation with frequent personnel transfers. As you can see, I have old feelings. Injury, sickness all day long, may cause you to misunderstand me, here I want to declare, in fact, I am not much better than Team Jiang's violent temper, you may not be able to understand it for the time being, but There is absolutely a reason for a disabled person to be able to sit in this seat."

After he finished speaking, everyone had no time to react, they saw him walking in front of Xiao Shi with small steps, then kicked up and stepped on the man's chest unexpectedly, kicking him four or five meters away, and knocking him out of the door , fell in the corridor and did not move.

A group of stunned "monkeys" stared blankly at their new boss who had just chopped up a "chicken" with a butcher's knife, and their hearts almost jumped out of their throats.

It is said that there are three fires for a new official to take office, who would have thought that the first fire in criminal investigation would go to the forensic department?

The forensic doctors at the Yanxi Public Security Bureau have withered. Last year, the chief forensic doctor of the Municipal Bureau, Anxi, was suspected of causing death by poisoning. He was about to be prosecuted for negligent death. , was poisoned by his accomplices, and died in the public security hospital.The technical department always attaches great importance to the ability and quality of talents. Two pillars who have spent years of painstaking efforts to cultivate fell down in a row. For a while, there was no suitable person to fill the gap. Even the provincial department was at a loss. A retired old forensic doctor came back to bring a new one.

After all, although this Xiao Shi is a talent who studied in Australia and drank foreign ink, his job is a surgeon, which is fundamentally different from a forensic doctor, and he is not good at dealing with an overly "stable" doctor-patient relationship. He landed in their office by air, not wanting to have a bright future, but he couldn't think about coming to forensic medicine.

Originally, Di Zhen couldn't figure out the pros and cons of it, but after knowing that Jiang Juan was the deputy team leader who was about to be transferred, and the two still had such an ambiguous relationship, he suddenly realized.

"One more thing I want to declare is that he tricked me into signing the marriage agreement when I was seriously ill and insane. It is said that it does not have legal effect. At the same time, our country does not recognize the legality of same-sex marriage, so his certificate is in the country. It’s just a piece of waste paper, the relationship between me and him is not as interesting as everyone thinks, I suggest that you don’t spread rumors about me on any occasion.” He suddenly broke into a bright smile, which made everyone present feel creepy, “All of the above Advice from the bottom of my heart, although my body has not yet recovered, and I have no hope of returning to its full strength, but I can guarantee that most of the people here are not my opponents, I advise you, love, cherish, life, and life."

His voice after each word was like a magic voice urging him to death. It was pleasant to the ear, but it made people feel the chill emanating from the bones sweeping through the whole body.

On the first day of taking office, he gave his subordinates and cooperative departments a big blow, so that all those who still had doubts about the "disabled and determined" Deputy Captain Jiang received the most perfect explanation.

——This person is really not easy to mess with!

However, Xiao Shi, who was stunned by the kick, came back to his senses and his first reaction was not to run away, but to shout desperately in the corridor: "Damn it, how can there be such a heartless scumbag like you in this world? You don’t recognize people when you put on your pants. It’s because your husband didn’t treat you well! You said you wanted a divorce and I refused. In the end, didn’t you agree to separate and give you a cooling-off period? I think my husband is not considerate enough to make such concessions. Take another step back, take the initiative to call your ex-wife, and let you enter the experience after divorce in advance, it will be fine!"

Jiang Juan's footsteps paused, just for a moment, but Di Zhen's mind had already flashed the 5000-year grievances and hatreds from the beginning of the world to the era of science and technology. It's reliable, did you suffer some stimulation that messed up your brain? Why is he running the train with his mouth full now, so he is not afraid of annoying Jiang Juan. When the time comes, Jiang Xun will personally come to the door with a knife to ask for an explanation?

After being too much frightened today, Bai Jiao Jiao has already entered the state of lying down and watching a movie. She tore open a bag of potato chips and divided them among colleagues who were almost staring out of their eyes. Fresh, and wanted to gossip about the new leader's private life, they followed up quietly, hoping to see what kind of love-hate relationship their Vice President Jiang and his ex-husband would have in the follow-up.

But who is Xiao Shi?That was someone who was used to seeing medical troubles and strong winds and waves. He didn't notice the cloud over Jiang Juan's head at all. He fell to the ground on the spot, clutching his chest and yelled again, "I warn you, don't do domestic violence, but here Police station, so many people's servants in police uniforms and badges behind you will not just watch you abuse me. Today we have to clear this matter up. How many years have you been separated and you haven't come home? You are outside You're wild, aren't you!"

Jiang Juan rushed forward, grabbed Xiao Shi by the collar and pulled Xiao Shi up, his voice still had no major ups and downs, but there was more gnashing of teeth in it.

"They are all my people. Even if I remove your arms and legs here today, none of them dare to say no."

Xiao Shi licked the corner of his mouth and smiled coquettishly at him, "Then you have to be merciful to your ex-wife. Your husband and I only have three legs. If you take it wrong, your happiness for the rest of your life will be gone."

During the stalemate, there was a rush of footsteps at the end of the corridor, and a young man in a white coat rushed over, shouting while running: "Forensic Doctor Xiao! Teacher Xiao! Xiao..."

The gentle atmosphere that had been accumulated with great difficulty disappeared, Xiao Shi stared at Jiang Juan's pale lips, swallowed unwillingly, and said impatiently: "Forensic doctor and teacher for a while, let's just call it a mage! It's the middle of the night Yes, it's called Hun'er!"

The young man still had a scalpel in his hand, and when he saw everyone in the office crowding at the door looking at him, he quickly put the knife behind his back, "Well... just now you asked me to soak the gauze in boiling water and remove the key from the body. The part is thawed, and you will be gone as soon as I turn around, I, I'm a little scared, why don't you...go over and have a look?"

Although he also felt that the other party probably didn't have the mood to pay attention to him now, as long as he didn't go back and face a hardened corpse alone, it wouldn't be a big deal for him to tear down the bridge and ruin the marriage!

"How old are you, and you are still afraid of daily work. If Vice President Jiang was not in a hurry, he should have let you sleep with the dead body for a night to exercise your courage. Also, be careful with what you say. If you don't know, you may think I have something wrong." It's a special hobby."

"I……"

"What's the matter with the things in your hand and the clothes on your body? Is this the first time you've entered the dissection room? You're not afraid of scaring people when you come out with a knife in the middle of the night. Go back and look, I'll be right there!"

The young man hesitantly responded and left hesitantly.

Jiang Juan felt that there were enough farces tonight, and that his goal of killing chickens and monkeys had been achieved, so he ordered Di Zhen and Pei Qian, the head of the technical reconnaissance section who had just arrived at the bureau, to bring a few people with eyes that hadn't opened yet. On, the technician with flying hair came back to the scene.

When everyone was gone, Jiang Juan wanted to go back and take a cane and mobile phone to go to the dissection room together. As soon as he let go and turned around, Xiao Shi wrapped his arms around his waist from behind and hugged him.

This was a very difficult movement to resist. He punched the man twice in vain to no avail. He could only be half dragged and half carried by the man to the depths of the corridor in this position, unable to even utter a word.

With a "bang", Xiao Shi kicked open the bathroom door, lifted Jiang Juan up involuntarily, hugged him and sat down on the sink, grabbed his fist that was about to land on his face, and forcibly inserted his five fingers into him Between his fingers, he pressed on the mirror behind him.

He was very close, and Jiang Juan knew what he wanted to do next, so he resolutely turned his head away, refusing to look at him or even be more intimate, and his legs were tense.

Xiao Shi separated his knees with a kind of domineering strength that would not hurt him, inserted himself between his legs and stood still, and lifted his left leg that had not healed from the old injury.

"The injury hasn't healed yet, so you just torment yourself like this?"

His voice was low and deep, like whispers bewitched by a demon, but he said the most warm, caring and caring words, which made it hard to resist, and he couldn't help but kick him away.

"The pants are so wet that they can wring out water, and it's freezing outside, and I don't know how to take good care of myself. If the root cause of the disease has fallen, it must be your ex-husband who takes care of you."

He gently rubbed Jiang Juan's injured leg, testing his recovery status, "Why is it serious again, it didn't hurt to touch you before, can you bend it?"

He tried to bend Jiang Juan's injured knee, but the man was caught off guard by the pain, and he couldn't help moaning, and cold sweat broke out immediately.

What made him stiff was not only the pain, but also the silent changes in Xiao Shi's body.

However, the other party seemed to be unconscious of this matter, and rubbed his calf like a remedy, "It's heavy, it's hard, it's my fault, is it painful, take off your pants, I'll give you Change the medicine."

The leg touched by him burned for some reason, similar to the knee-jerk reaction after being stimulated, and he subconsciously kicked Xiao Shi. The man barely held his ankle and said in shock: "Are you serious? I haven't seen you for a few days, and my temper is wild again. Who did you learn from?"

"open!"

"It's not honest to have your legs hurt like this. You must make your husband feel bad."

Jiang Juan gritted his teeth and said, "It rained too much at night, and your brain got flooded, didn't you? If you are sick, go and treat it, and don't bother me."

Xiao Shi rolled up his trouser legs that were still soaked in water, touched his cold ankles, and sighed: "Okay, don't make a fuss, you can't delay if it's frozen like this, for the sake of my meritorious service for you just now." , let me touch it. See how considerate your husband is, do you like it or not? Huh?"

He was talkative and negotiable, but the strength of his hands was not in vain. He flicked off Jiang Juan's belt buckle, pulled off his pants and put them under him.

"Pay attention to the cold, if you catch the cold, you will suffer if you remarry and want to have children in the future."

Xiao Shi's palms were hot, and he covered Jiang Juan's knee, which was nailed with steel nails, which relieved him a lot of pain. Jiang Juan hesitated because of this, so he didn't push him away immediately.

"You don't wear long johns, I think you haven't suffered enough, but since you haven't been so obedient for a long time, I won't pursue your responsibility today, and let my ex-husband take good care of you. "

Jiang Juan gritted his teeth and kicked him, "I'm sick. If you eat too much kangaroo essence, go to the cubicle and solve it yourself. Don't bother me!"

"Why do you still doubt your husband's ability? Don't look at your husband is over 30. It's okay to fuck you eight times a night. If you want to make up for it, you will make up for it... Oh, why is your face still blushing? You can’t listen to the sentence? Then you can’t do it now, I had a reaction after eating kangaroo meat a few days ago, when will you come to my husband’s house to try the kangaroo feast, referred to as...compound set meal.”

"Receive your excessive secretion of sex hormones, the hormones are choking your nose."

"It's called love to the depths of the legs. If you can't help it, we can get back together now..."

As Xiao Shi said that he was about to pull the button of his neckline, Jiang Juan punched him with a backhand. Tongue licked the wound made by the teeth.

"Ex-wife, domestic violence is wrong. I haven't seen you for a few days, and your tendency to violence has become more and more serious. Did that Jiang teach you badly?"

Jiang Juan didn't answer, grabbed the dry clothes in his hand, and yelled at him while changing them: "Who told you to mention that matter, I don't have the same knowledge as you, so it's okay to rush to find trouble by yourself? "

"We have been obtaining the certificate for so many years, why can't we say it? Yes, I admit that at the time, I was a little bit of a danger to coax you to sign, but you later volunteered to be my wife, right? , you can’t completely deny your husband just because of this.”

Jiang Juan frowned, and a look of disgust quickly appeared in his eyes. Xiao Shi knew he had said something wrong, and immediately froze. He lost all his energy for shouting just now, and helped Jiang Juan change his clothes without saying a word.

After the man was fully dressed, he said almost inaudibly: "Sorry, it's not my reason..."

"Those who don't know think that you are the one who was scumbag. You don't need to pretend to be affectionate in front of me. I know your virtues best. So, no matter what your goals are, take care of yourself and stay away from me!" Jiang Juan He jumped off the sink, and when he landed, he hurt his leg and suffered pain, and his limp became worse.

Xiao Shi grabbed his wrist and tried to keep him, but he was ruthlessly dodged.

Just when he was about to open the door and leave, there was a heart-piercing scream from the corridor: "Help, I'm a corpse—"

The author has something to say:

I still have to say that this article is not an ABO, Xiao Shi's arguing to make Jiang Juan give birth to a cub is just talking coquettishly.

Thank you for reading the text, cute~

Thank you Brother Xun for tipping a landmine today.

Thanks for feeding!