The right way to break up with a lawyer

【A lot of money for a brain that has not been soaked in alcohol】

"Secretary."

"Secretary?"

Zhao Ling snapped back to his senses, seeing the female assistant who had been standing in front of him for an unknown amount of time, feeling a little embarrassed, he cleared his throat and signaled her to put down the materials with his eyes.

The female assistant saw her boss come back to her senses, put down the materials, opened the small book and stated the meeting that Zhao Ling needed to attend today, and then waited for Zhao Ling's order.

Zhao Ling pondered for a while, and asked a question that had nothing to do with his itinerary: "Zoe, do you know any lawyer friends in City B? They are reliable."

Zuo Yi was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "I have the business card of Lawyer Jian, the company's regular legal consultant, and you should be able to consult him if you need it."

"No need!" Zhao Ling blurted out, facing Zuo Yi's astonished gaze, Zhao Ling forced a calm smile, "Prepare the materials for the negotiation meeting later."

If his ears were not so red, it would be more convincing. After hesitating for a moment, Zuo Yi prepared a cup of green tea for Zhao Ling. Maybe the boss hadn't woken up from the reception last night.

But she really didn't expect her boss to drink so badly, but he passed out after drinking a few glasses of wine with Jian Li.

Ok……

Zuo Yi belatedly realized that her boss should know Lawyer Jian, and since she drank all night, she must have a good relationship.

Of course, this cognition was put on a big question mark by her after the meeting with Zhao Ling.

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"Secretary Zhao, please stay."

After the meeting was over and the other company was sent away, Jian Shaojun stopped Zhao Ling, Zhao Ling paused, without turning his head, and said, "Colleagues from the legal department will meet with Jian Lv later, what advice does Jian Lv have on the negotiation matters?" May wish to communicate with them."

Jian Shaojun smiled lightly: "It's not a business matter, it's a private matter."

Zuo Yi felt as if he heard the sound of his boss grinding his teeth.

In fact, Zhao Ling did grind his teeth, and every word seemed to come out from between his teeth: "I-with-Jane-Lv-have-have-private-thing-can-talk—"

"Really?" Jian Shaojun was wearing a neat suit, sitting on a chair with his long legs crossed, as if this was his office, "But it's okay, after all, the contract is signed by the two of us, and Secretary Zhao must find a trustworthy person to review it." , I just need to communicate with my colleagues in the legal department, so as not to waste Secretary Zhao's time."

"Jane, lawyer, teacher." Zhao Ling turned his head and stared at Jian Shaojun, "Since it's a contract between the two of us, I hope it only involves—we, us, two, people."

"Naturally." Jian Shaojun adjusted his cuffs, whether it was intentional or unintentional, he adjusted the cuffs of his iron-gray suit inner shirt, Zuo Yi noticed that Lawyer Jian, who always pays attention to details, was missing a cuff button.

Zuo Yi noticed that Zhao Ling also noticed, and he was like a deflated balloon, reluctantly said for a while: "Zoe, please invite Lawyer Jane to the office, I want to ask Lawyer Jian for advice on the content of the meeting just now One or two."

Zuo Yi put on a standard smile: "Lawyer Jian, please come this way."

She just hoped that she could smile decently enough, decent enough to make Attorney Jian forget about her boss's weirdness.

President's Secretary's Office.

After hearing "Come in", Zuo Yi opened the door and served two glasses of latte.Zhao Ling glanced at the latte, then stared at the man in front of him with a smirk and said, "Lawyer Jian only drinks concentrate, and the latte is too childish for Lawyer Jian—"

Zuo Yi, who was trying to break the weird atmosphere with coffee, gave up her thoughts in an instant, and now she only hoped that these two people could forget her existence.

Although Zuo Yi has a lot of things he wants to say to his boss, such as: now you look a little more childish.

"Don't bother Miss Zuo." Jian Shaojun picked up the coffee and took a sip, looked up at Zhao Ling, the corners of his lips slightly curled up, "Isn't it good to add some milk and sugar balls once in a while?"

Zhao Ling gritted his teeth until Zuo Yi closed the door and left, finally couldn't hold back anymore: "Jian Shaojun, what exactly do you want to do?"

"Sign the contract." Jian Shaojun took out a folder from his briefcase, flipped through the materials used in the negotiation meeting just now, and pulled out a thin piece of paper.

After seeing the content of the contract clearly, Zhao Ling seemed to be scalded by the thin piece of paper. This time, his neck was red all the way to his ears: "You, you, you, how can you write such things into the contract?"

"What kind of thing?" Jian Shaojun didn't need to look at the contract, his dark gray pupils smiled, and said slowly, "Is it that both parties of nail B agreed to live together? Or both parties of nail B need to meet each other's living needs, including but not Limited to physical and spiritual needs?"

"Stop, stop." Zhao Ling hurriedly shouted to stop, Jian Shaojun stopped as he wished, but Zhao Ling's face was still flushed.

To be honest, although this contract is absurd, it also brought back some of Zhao Ling's rationality. Although the memories of last night were grotesque, Zhao Ling still remembered some. I still remember the moment when the calmness and brokenness in those dark gray eyes was broken, and the misfire that could no longer be covered up with alcohol this morning...

"Hey, let's talk." Zhao Ling pursed his lips and thought for a moment, trying to get rid of his embarrassment, "I don't want this accident between us to affect business."

"Naturally." Jian Shaojun smiled slightly, "Secretary Zhao, I have professional ethics."

There is a fart!Zhao Ling curled his lips. If he has professional ethics, he can't write this crap!

"I admit that I also..." Zhao Ling swallowed his dry throat, "I enjoyed it."

Jian Shaojun was a little surprised by his frankness, and raised his eyebrows slightly: "It's my honor."

Zhao Ling can't wait to use something to gag this person's mouth, if he can't speak, don't speak!

Facts have proved that Jian Shaojun is not incapable of talking, but too good at talking, and the next sentence smashed Zhao Ling into a small quail: "But I feel better this morning than last night, Secretary Zhao What do you think?"

Morning……

Zhao Ling wanted to cry, but he was afraid that his brain was soaked in alcohol in the morning and he forgot to take it back. How could he have another fight with this man in front of him by a strange coincidence?

Moreover, Zhao Ling's car was still parked at the company because he attended the reception last night, and he couldn't get a taxi in the morning rush hour, so he had no choice but to get into the car of the man in front of him.

In fact, it’s nothing, Zhao Ling has done enough on the way, everyone is an adult, it’s just a small accident of psychological construction, but when he got off the bus, because of Jian Shaojun’s sentence, “I’ll make a copy later on about the cohabitation matter.” The contract is for you, remember to break the defense instantly when you sign it.

"Lawyer Jian." Zhao Ling forced himself not to look at the absurd contract, "I apologize for my offense last night, but I don't think there is any need to sign the contract."

Jian Shaojun frowned, and looked at Zhao Ling disapprovingly: "The contract is necessary. If we had signed the contract before you climbed into my bed last night, there wouldn't be so many problems today."

"What do you mean by climbing into your bed?!" Zhao Ling's suppressed anger was instantly ignited. He could accept the absurd one-night stand, but he couldn't accept Jian Shaojun's slanderous words.

"Literally." Jian Shaojun smirked, "If you still remember that the tatami under the bed is the floor I prepared for you..."

he remembered...

Zhao Ling raised his forehead again, he really didn't want to admit that he was the one who flashed his hands and feet in his mind and tried to climb the bed regardless of Jian Shaojun's obstruction.

"Can you make us forget what happened yesterday..." Zhao Ling was really unwilling to recall the episodes of last night, and sincerely suggested, "How about just pretending that nothing happened?"

"What about this morning?" Jian Shaojun reminded him that they had not only last night but also this morning.

Zhao Ling: "..." He must have done something wrong, God made him meet such a nasty one-night stand.That's right, it's bad, Zhao Ling is [-]% sure that the other party did it on purpose!

"Du, Dang, Do, Didn't, Sent, Born, Passed."

Jian Shaojun seemed to feel a little sorry for this, but he quickly recovered his emotions. He leaned forward and took back the cohabitation agreement: "Then wait for me to draw up another contract, 10 minutes."

"What contract do you want to draw up?" Zhao Ling had an ominous premonition.

Then Jian Shaojun announced the answer——

"The contract that we had consensual sex last night and this morning."

"No, yes, this, one, must, must!" Zhao Ling felt that he was going crazy, and it was the first time he hated the word contract, "Jian Shaojun! You don't know how to draw up a contract for everything, do you?"

"Of course not." Jian Shaojun gave Zhao Ling a look of "Are you an idiot?" legal risk."

"Isn't it just a one-night stand! Well, well, if you count the morning as a two-night stand, what fucking legal risk does this have?!" Zhao Lingkou said without hesitation, he wanted to pry Jian Shaojun's head open to see if it was inside. Only the law is installed.

Jian Shaojun's eyes turned from looking idiot to real pity: "I can't believe your shallow legal knowledge, I'm at risk of being accused of obscenity or intentional injury by you... Of course, given the post-mortem inspection I did, I should There was no damage to you that constituted a minor injury or more."

an examination……

what check?

Zhao Ling met Jian Shaojun's gaze on his waist, and belatedly understood the meaning of the inspection that Jian Shaojun said. Thinking of the ointment that caused them to misfire again in the morning, Zhao Ling couldn't even speak ill ask for it.How, how could this person say such a thing so grandiosely? !

"Does it have to be signed?" Zhao Ling resigned.

Jian Shaojun turned the computer on his lap to Zhao Ling, and clicked on the cohabitation agreement on the table: "Choose one."

Seeing the words "voluntary sex? Act? Behavior" on the computer screen, Zhao Ling wished to pay a lot of money for a brain that had not been soaked in alcohol. He was wrong. If he had a brain, he should not casually have a one-night stand. , let alone have a one-night stand with a lawyer.

"I don't know……"

Zhao Ling picked up the cohabitation agreement again. In all fairness, this agreement was written very straightforwardly, with no roundabout terms. Compared with the dozens of pages of commercial contracts, this contract was concise and easy to understand, and Zhao Ling could do it without the need for a lawyer. See clearly, fair and equal, "I don't see how this agreement benefits you."

"There's no harm, is there?" Jian Shaojun smiled and said meaningfully, "You were not the only one who enjoyed it last night."

The author says:

Let’s start this article-everyone has been waiting for a long time-it was agreed to update in February, but because of the busyness of the third dimension, it’s stuck on the last day of the last February——

Greedily hoping for lots and lots of comments =v=

This is an adult "bushi" love cookie, I hope everyone likes it - if you like it, you can click to save it - Taotao bows——

Because I saw that the little cutie who watched Chapter 1 had some doubts, I would like to add an explanation here. Jian Shaojun insisted on signing the contract with Zhao Ling, not because he was really worried that Zhao Ling would sue him.As an adult, you have to pull something to cover up your real purpose.There is no doubt after seeing the estimate behind 2333;

ps? Because the author is a lawyer, although this article is not an industry article, the industry content is as close to reality as possible. However, although art comes from life, it is definitely higher than life——

Otherwise, Gong would have no time to fall in love at all——The envy of the author