Curse Shirou

After passing through the torii gates, the newlyweds came to the shrine on the top of the mountain, where the gods (witches) had been waiting for a long time.

Because it is a ceremony held in front of the gods, this kind of wedding is relatively solemn. Following the maiden in red and white costumes through the approach, everyone is very quiet along the way, only occasionally someone whispers.

The main hall that was about to arrive at the ceremony, for some reason, the "Miss Lily" who was calm at first suddenly pulled the sleeve of "Mr. Longshi" beside her.

"Why does it feel a little weird, are you nervous?"

Of course "Mr. Long Shi" was not nervous, he was even holding back his laughter all the way.

Looking sideways at the horns worn on his lover's head and Bai Wugou, "Mr. Long Shi" resisted the twitching of the corners of his mouth, but in fact he was already overjoyed.

"Don't be nervous, just go through the process... Poof."

Hearing the laughter of the people beside her, "Miss Lily" paused, and raised her dead fish eyes to look at him:

"what are you laughing at?"

"I think of happy things, hum ha ha..."

Once seeing the face of the newlywed "wife", "Mr. Long Shi" couldn't bear it even more, and could only turn his head to calm down.

"Hey, turn around and look at me—"

"Mmmm!"

A young man who followed behind made a fist and coughed, reminding the two newcomers not to be disrespectful in front of God.

If you look closely at his face, you will be surprised to find that the man in the costume of a servant should be the real protagonist of this wedding—the groom Takashi Inoue.

And the "bridesmaid" walking beside Long Shi, wearing an orange girly kimono, is the real heroine of this wedding, Dongsheng Baihe.

At this moment, the two people who were supposed to hold a wedding were behind the fake groom and the fake bride, waiting for the arrest of the criminal of the girl's disappearance.

Both the fake bride Kotomine Shiro and the fake groom Zenyuan Shier quickly regained their composure and walked into the ceremony hall solemnly.

Originally, the people surrounding them sat on both sides first, and after all the guests were seated, Zenyuan Shier went to the front of the hall first, and then waited for the master of ceremonies to sing, and then went to Kotomine Shirou to walk in.

The next step is to repair the scorpion. The Lord in front of the temple took the big coin (a wooden stick with many white paper tapes) handed over by the witch, and began to cleanse the evil for everyone present.

When the Lord Chan sang the congratulatory prayer, the Son of God danced in the hall holding a fetish, and the couple had to listen respectfully in front of the hall.

After waiting for the congratulations and enlightenment to the gods, a maiden came to the front of the hall holding a jug and a wine cup, and Zenyuan Shier and Kotomine Shiro took the wine cups for the first time respectively.

The witch filled Zenyuan Shier with a jug with a long horizontal handle, reminding him that he needs to drink it in three parts.

Zenyuan doesn’t even like alcohol (because I once wanted to get drunk and found that I couldn’t get drunk at all), but I did it anyway.

Afterwards, the witch filled Kotomine Shirou's wine, and he also drank it in three times as promised.

Just as good things in China become "doubles" and six and eight are also considered auspicious numbers, Japan attaches great importance to the meaning of three and nine, so drinking alcohol in front of the gods is also called the ritual of three, three, nine.

That is to say, the nine glasses of wine are divided into three rounds, and each glass of wine is divided into three drinks.

Zenyuan Shier and Kotomine Shirou took turns drinking the sake in the small cup, the middle cup, and the large cup. After drinking all the nine glasses of wine, the presiding priest indicated that they could exchange rings.

At first, Zenyuan Shier didn't pay attention to it, so he picked up the ring that he had taken off earlier and put it on the other party.

When Kotomine Shirou put it on for him, he found that when the other party shook his hand for the first time, he first shook it empty, and then the ring that should have been worn on his ring finger, but Kotomine Shirou put it on his middle finger.

Zen Yuan even raised his head in disbelief, and found that under the ghostly white bridal makeup, both sides of the other's cheeks were dyed with an abnormal blush...

No way?

This kid, could it be that he can't drink a bar?

"Hey, are you okay? Why do you..."

Zenyuan Shier tried to wake him up, but Kotomine Shirou tilted his head and looked at his expression, but he didn't seem to be rational at all.

Chanyuan Shi'er's scalp was numb, no matter how you put it, the other party only drank four cups of sake. Would a normal person be so drunk that he would lose his mind because of this amount of wine?

"Invite the newlyweds to read the oath—"

The presiding priest did not notice that the bride was already drunk, so he handed them two pieces of paper on which the oath was written, and signaled the groom to follow along.

"..."

Originally, the two were kneeling side by side, but Zenyuan Shier felt that Shirou's shoulder was already leaning on his arm, as if he was about to fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

With a dark face, he finished the oath quickly, and then he held his lover's half of the body without any trace, and said to Lord Zai:

"I'll just read it myself. The bride is a little too drunk, so let's move on to the next step."

Lord Chan was a little hesitant, but he had presided over many weddings after all, and knew that occasionally there would be special circumstances. He handed over the jade string to be enshrined in the last step to Zen Yuan Shier, which was a branch tied with white cotton paper. Green leaves.

Zenyuan Shier held Kotomine Shirou with one hand, put the clockwise jade string on the altar, and then put his own on it.

Kotomine Shiro was given two salutes and two claps (bow twice and clap twice), and he was very obedient even when he was drunk.

Zenyuan Shier supported him, as long as they bowed together again, the wedding would be over. Someone was already whispering behind them, and they obviously noticed the strangeness of the bride.

"Mr. Yanfeng? What's the matter with you, are you okay?"

When the ceremony was announced to be over, Takashi Inoue was the first to approach and asked in a low voice worriedly.

"He hasn't had any alcohol, maybe he's drunk."

"What, how did this happen? What should the prisoner do?"

Takashi Inoue was taken aback, he didn't expect that the plan would go wrong here, if he had known it earlier, he would have asked Sailor to add water to the wine.

"It's okay, he won't be drunk for long, so follow the previous plan first."

There was no other way, Takashi Inoue sent them off to the shrine, and his followers and relatives were left behind, only Tokatsu Yuri was with them.

After the entire tedious wedding process, it was already ten o'clock in the evening when the four of them walked down the path, and the sky of the whole town was dyed a layer of blood red.

"It's getting dark soon, you'd better not stay too far away from me."

The tall man who was still wearing a hakama said something that Takashi Inoue and Yuri Tokatsu couldn't understand:

"If I'm caught by a ghost, I'm too lazy to look for you."

The four of them got into the car of Inoue's family. Under the urging of the young master Long Shi, although the driver didn't understand why they were the only ones who went down the mountain first, he quickly started the car and sent them back to the town.

"You, what do you mean by being taken away by a ghost? Isn't the one we want to arrest the criminal of the girl kidnapping case?"

Zenyuan Shier didn't have the patience like Shirou, he snorted and asked:

"Really? Did anyone say that the prisoner must be human?"

"What, what did you say?!"

Before Takashi Inoue and Yuri Tokatsu could ask questions, the car suddenly lost control and slid to the right‖. The driver stepped on the brakes desperately but failed to stop the inertia. .

"Haha! I finally waited for it. Thin blood, really thin blood! This is the thin blood that eats one person is equivalent to eating a hundred, hahahaha——"