Curse Shirou

Two gunshots, bang bang, shattered the peaceful daily life in Shinjuku in the early morning.

The blood flowed down the sleeves to the fingers, and then dripped on the road. Yashiro shook, and turned over the surface of the massager box that fell to the ground, and there was also a bullet hole emitting white smoke.

The hands of the man in the sweater holding the gun trembled slightly. Before today, he had never touched a gun. The group of people who called him gave him the gun and asked him to shoot at the target at close range.

As long as the distance is close enough, it is easy to hit a target the size of a human torso, even with the effect of recoil.

However, the man in the sweater was too nervous, or he didn't have the guts to kill, so he rashly drew his gun and shot before he got close enough.

One of these two shots hit Yashiro's right arm, and the other hit the cardboard box in his hand by mistake.

I don't know what was put in the cardboard box, but it actually resisted the bullet, otherwise the opponent would have been shot in the side.

After firing two shots, the man in the sweater was sweating and wanted to escape in a panic, but Yashiro held his arm and shouted:

"Hey, brother with the gun...I'm not dead yet, what should I do, ah?"

While cursing in a low voice, Yashiro staggered towards the other party, if he let this bastard run away, he would have no way to find out!

He wanted to see, who actually wanted to assassinate him for what reason?

The man in the sweater raised his gun again in a panic, and Yashiro was still approaching step by step, which made him completely lose his composure. At this moment, on the ground where neither of them noticed, the box of the massager that was hit by the bullet swelled strangely. stand up.

hiss--

The packaging box was split instantly, and the broken claws could return to the size of the prototype sea monster in just a few seconds.

Because Kotomine Shiro set the [User Mark], the first person who "touches" the massager is the client of the Tentacle.

The intensity of "contact" represents the user's needs. Let's call this Sea Demon Lord A. This is the first time that it has been named by a customer.

Mr. A, who has no self-awareness, has his "mission" in mind. After deeply appreciating the "contact" just now, he feels that this customer definitely needs a fourth-level service.

The Sea Demon is not a technological creation, so it won't be hard to tell who fired the bullet.

So the man in Weiyi was locked by [Mark]. Just as he was about to shoot Yashiro again, a mutated octopus rushed towards him at a high speed and grew bigger halfway, and took him into the old office building nearby.

Yashiro's eyes blurred, something huge jumped out from behind him, and then the man in the sweater disappeared from the spot, leaving only a pistol‖ on the scene.

He walked over to pick up the gun very puzzled, and Baimu Guili, who came back with his coat, finally arrived. When he saw his blood-stained arm, Baimu's eyes were full of shock and anger:

"Boss! Who is it?! Your hand...I'll call an ambulance right away!"

Yashiro pushed him away with his intact hand, and handed over the gun to him for safekeeping:

"No, you come with me first."

Chasing the direction where the sea demon disappeared, Yashiro entered the office building with the power of a hundred eyes. The inside of the old building was very dark, and there was no one inside in the early morning.

Domeki helped him bandage his arm briefly, Yashiro held his arm and barely climbed up to the fourth floor, and then the two saw an absolutely amazing scene in the stairwell on the fourth and fifth floors.

Gray hoodies, sweatpants, and men's underwear were strewn about.

In the narrow stairwell, the gunman just now was being gagged by a monster like a mutated octopus, struggling desperately while crying for help.

Mr. A professionally set him up in the air, supported the opponent's waist, and entangled and separated the two pairs of hands and feet that had nowhere to rest.

The murderer in the sweater shook his head, desperately trying to close his thighs, but was forcibly separated by the mutated octopus, as if he was going to immediately perform the "traditional plot" of the magical girl book.

It's a pity that the protagonist at this time is not a cute and chubby magical girl, but a scruffy man with stubble on his face.

Yashiro simply didn't know what expression to use to face this bizarre scene. He turned his head to look at Domoki, and found that the other party also had a hint of surprise in his eyes, but he still maintained the dull expression that had not changed for thousands of years.

And when he turned his head again, the situation in front of him had become that the mutated octopus had erected two tentacles, and the three of them watched helplessly as the two tips split and turned into petal-like "ten-fingered hands".

Yashiro immediately thought of something, and couldn't help but let out a "Oh".

And the murderer in Weiyi, who was the party involved, turned blue when he saw this scene.

Next, a very harmonious massage scene was staged in the stairwell. Faced with such a surreal situation, the honest man Baimu Guili only asked:

"Boss, do you want to call the police?"

Well, logically, the police should be called, but...

Yashiro took one of his hands and put it on his chest through his clothes. He couldn't help imitating the sea monster's movements, and replied in a low voice:

"No, don't call the police first..."

The body that had been restless since last night was clamoring for dissatisfaction, Yashiro leaned in the arms of the loyal dog bodyguard, trying to solve it by himself.

Panting for breath, he turned his head, but saw the murderer who was pressed by the sea demon all over his body, and at this moment, there was another fist-thick tentacle slowly rising from under his feet.

murderer:? ? ? ? ? ? ? !

In the narrow stairwell, there was a groan like a slaughtered pig, and Yashiro couldn't help but clicked his tongue, feeling a trace of envy from the bottom of his heart, and his own dullness.

"Hyakkimu...I can't use my right hand...help me."

Hyakki Mumu hurriedly reached out to help, lest Yashiro touch his right hand and further aggravate the injury.

In his heart, he hoped to send the other party to the hospital as soon as possible, but he, the boss, has always been very willful, and he would definitely not listen to him if he said it directly.

The mutated octopus above appeared strangely, and the color of its tentacles was very familiar to him, which made him deeply suspicious of the massager he handled.

But the massager turned into a monster, and even turned into a murderer who wanted to shoot its owner, isn't it too fantastical?

Such a sentimental massager, even the R18 comics dare not draw it like this.

Mr. A doesn't know what the other two biped monsters present have made up for it. Anyway, it only needs to complete the service, and then it can pat its butt and return to the subspace.

That's right, Kotomine Shiro exclusively set this [-] yen product as a disposable appliance, and the manual also states that the product will "dissolve" after use.

But in fact, of course, it’s not about dissolving, but letting the familiar sneak back while the user is not paying attention, lest the buyer feel that something is wrong afterwards and leave a photo on the platform to complain.

Even so, Kotomine Shirou still received a cordial greeting from Yashiro in the customer service channel in the background——

[Sex Addiction Boy]: Hello, I have received the goods. Is this normal? 【Picture】【Picture】【Video】

——Customer service number 1 [Haimozi] is at your service——

Kotomine Shiro used this for the first time, and he replied in the same tone as other merchants while walking.

[Hai Mozi]: It's normal, dear~ Our massager is a high-tech product, it will inflate and become larger when used, so it has the function of full-body massage.

【Sex Addiction Boy】: (I believe in your evil)...

【Sex Addiction Boy】: Is this normal? 【picture】

Yashiro sent a photo of the man in hoodie undergoing anorectal surgery to the opposite party.

【Sea Devil】:...

[Hai Mozi]: I'm sorry dear~ It may be that there is something wrong with the power selection of the product, but please rest assured that the quality of our products is very good.

[Sex Addiction Boy]: I know your products are "very hard". The person in the picture is not me. I want to place another order now, and I have to ship it today, otherwise I will complain to you.

[Hai Mozi]: Okay dear, please place an order, and we will ship it to you immediately.