Curse Shirou

"Finished--"

Zenyuan Shier put down his chopsticks and wanted to continue playing cards, but Kotomine Shiro grabbed the back of his lap and forbade him to slip away.

"It's rare to go on a trip. Don't just know how to gamble. Come take a shower with me. You haven't taken a shower since you got off the plane."

"I'll just take a shower, there's no need to go to the bathhouse."

"It's not only the bathing place, but also the swimming pool. I want to take Xiaohui to play in the water. I may not be able to take care of it alone. You have to go with me."

Next door is the brightly lit casino, Zen Yuan Shier didn't want to take care of the child at this time, he opened the bathroom door with a swipe, and then locked it shamelessly.

"I don't, I'm done washing now, I want to swim and you go by yourself-"

In the semi-transparent frosted bathroom, the man quickly took off his shirt and locked the door. The other party should have nothing to do with him, right?

Seeing that he was so uncooperative, Kotomine Shiro sat on the sofa calmly, deliberately waiting for the other party to take off his pants before projecting the textbook in his palm.

As soon as Zenyuan Shier opened his hood, he felt slippery under his feet.

He looked down and saw four soft feet of large sea monsters waving their claws excitedly at him on the gorgeous tiles with golden patterns.

Zenyuan Shier: ...

bang bang bang!

"Open the door! Bastard! Open the door, I don't want to wash!"

However, the glass door was blocked by a thick pile of sea monsters pouring out, and Zenyuan Shier was submerged from head to toe without even touching the doorknob.

A few seconds later, Kotomine Shiro walked over and opened the bathroom door, like tearing a corner of a cardboard box full of live fish, hula a bunch of sea monsters slipped out of it, with some wet guy in the middle.

In order to prevent the trip to Macau from being ruined before it even started, Zenyuan Shier restrained the urge to blow these sea monsters and the walls away, and glared at the young man angrily and resentfully.

"Anyway, there are still six days left, so let's be with me and Hui today, okay?"

Kotomine Shirou knelt down and asked Zenyuan Shier in a discussing tone. Contrary to his bad behavior, the young man's eyes were always gentle and peaceful, and full of patience.

"It's only six days!... 10 yuan, I will accompany you for a day if you pay 10 yuan."

It was said to be a day, but in fact there was only one night left, and the Chanyuan Shier still felt that he was at a big loss, and only accepted this little money for the sake of face.

"But all my bank cards are with you, and I have no money."

"Then IOUs, idiot, owe me... what are you doing?!"

Kotomine Shirou took off his T-shirt. He was wearing normal clothes on vacation this time. He threw it on the ground and said casually:

"No reason, I use myself to pay off the debt."

Zenyuan Shier was really afraid of his move, and hurriedly struggled to get up, and he didn't want the IOU:

"Forget it, don't come... Hey! Aren't you going to swim?"

Kotomine Shirou took out his mobile phone from his jeans, turned to a collection page, and stared at the other party.

"It is indeed to go swimming. Here, this is the special breath-holding technique I learned. It is said that it can hold your breath for a long time. Let you check it first."

"What's so good about holding your breath? Swimming is not diving...?!"

However, Kotomine Shirou bent down, and the next action made Chanyuan Shier's eyes widen.

It turns out that the other party said to hold one's breath...does it mean this 'holding one's breath'?

It is a well-known common sense that when the epiglottic cartilage is blocked by a foreign body, covering the opening at the upper end of the trachea, the oral cavity and the esophagus are connected, which will cause the air entering the nasal cavity to fail to flow into the trachea normally, resulting in apnea.

Then in order to maintain the oxygen supply to the brain, it is necessary to learn certain breath-holding skills.

Kotomine Shiro, as a skill beginner, held his breath for 5 minutes and 13 seconds for the first time after asking Zenyuan Shier to help him prevent the epiglottis cartilage from resetting normally, and then raised his head to rest.

When he was resting, the inspector of the Chanyuan Shier also turned his head and leaned on the giant sea monster behind him, his waist and abdomen no longer tensed.

But as Shirou held his breath for longer and longer, Shier gradually worked hard.

The human epiglottis is deeper than the hyoid bone. There are three pairs of major salivary glands and many minor salivary glands in the oral cavity. These glands secrete saliva even when there is no food to lubricate the oral cavity and clean the teeth. If it is on, it will directly stimulate them to work.

The average daily saliva secretion per person is more than 1000 milliliters, the most important of which is when the tongue performs the stirring function. Most of the salivary gland ducts are opened under the tongue, near the root of the tongue, and at the bottom of the mouth.

Therefore, when the tongue stirs and swallows, it will become difficult to forcefully press the epiglottis cartilage, because the surge of saliva will cause slippage, so it is also a good way to choose to hold the esophagus tightly.

In this way, the difference in air pressure inside and outside the digestive tract can well limit uncontrolled erections.

But of course there are also disadvantages, that is, when the amount of saliva reaches the limit of the jaw, it will overflow from the corner of the mouth, so the esophagus must be opened in due course.

Because Kotomine Shirou's breath-holding ability is being tested now, the interval time is completely controlled by himself.

After gradually adapting to the frequency of opening and closing, his breath-holding time increased significantly each time. From the first time, the time was extended each time.

After eight intermittent tests, he has been able to complete a long breath-hold of 7 minutes and 45 seconds. He can be called a diving genius, and he can definitely consider challenging the record for the longest breath-hold in China.

And his tester seemed to be panting enough. After putting away the breath-holding aid stick, Zenyuan Shier lay down lazily in the pile of sea monsters, not wanting to do anything anymore.

The familiars took up the work of servants at the right time, helping each other to massage the tense muscles.

For the last time, Mine Shiro exerted too much force, the air pressure in his lungs sucked back when the trachea was opened, and he accidentally choked.

He walked into the bathroom, coughed a few times, rinsed his mouth by the way, and then came out to pick up the guy who was spread into leopard pancakes again.

"Let's go, have you slept enough, don't be lazy, go swimming and hurry up."

"Who caused this? I didn't lie down enough, why don't you come over and I'll hold my breath too?"

Kotomine Shirou looked helpless, looked down at the other party with his hips on his hips and said:

"How much you don't want to take your children with you. When I'm shopping, just help me look at it for a while. You don't need to take Hui to swim. Is it okay for the head office?"

As soon as he heard that it was so, the Chanyuan even got up to take a shower under the pushing action of the emissary, then got dressed and went out with the other party.

"Say it first, I'll help you look at it for a while."

Kotomine Shirou sighed, he is now serving two ancestors, and sometimes he simply doesn't know whose son Xiaohui is.

"Understood, but you are not allowed to sneak into the casino."

"cut……"

Arriving at the hotel's own large outdoor swimming pool, Kotomine Shiro went to buy various swimming supplies, including children's swimming rings for Xiaohui.

Over there, Shier of the Chanyuan has chosen a place, which is a 50-meter rectangular swimming pool with shallow water on one side and deep water on the other.

There is also a step on the deep side for diving, but obviously no guests have tried it, and those who are afraid of heights will even have weak legs when they step on the ladder.

Zenyuan Shier was wearing swimming trunks, and took the newly bought swimming cap and goggles from Kotomine Shiro. After he went down to the side of the shallow water area, he disappeared from the bottom of the water with a whoosh.

Kotomine Shirou was a little surprised, the next moment a proud figure appeared from the deep water area, and then went under the water again.

A few seconds passed, Zenyuan Shier came back quietly again, and deliberately lifted Xiaohui who was sitting in the swimming circle from underwater, trying to scare him deliberately.

However, Xiaohui doesn't give face at all, as long as she is hugged by her unscrupulous father, her limbs will become paralyzed, like a salted fish turning white.

——He was too lazy to deal with this adult who was more childish than him.

Kotomine Shirou checked the time subconsciously, and then searched through the browser, and he got the result of exceeding the world record of swimming more than 50 meters.

After Shi Er put down his son in the Zen garden with a bored face, he asked him if he thought about changing his career to become a professional athlete.

Hearing this question, Zenyuan Shier once again showed the expression of being in a blind spot of knowledge, and pointed to himself with his finger:

"Professional athlete? Me?"

Like all sorcerers who grew up in the world of sorcery, Zenyuan Shier hadn't considered jobs that had nothing to do with sorcery at all—are those things that decent people would do?

He didn't plan to enter an ordinary company, or engage in a serious career like an athlete. In other words, it is impossible to be competent?

He has always only dealt with spell spirits and magicians, and has no social adaptability at all.

Apart from eliminating spells and fighting, he is not good at anything else. How can a person like him go to work or socialize like an ordinary person?

Kotomine Shirou looked at him thoughtfully, thought and said:

"Based on your physical fitness, if you become an athlete, you can definitely become a star player. The annual income of a star player is not less than your current one, and you can still be a coach after retirement. There will be a day when you can't do the job of a magician killer, right?"

"...I never thought about something that far away."

Zenyuan even clicked his tongue, but his expression showed a slight hesitation.

If it was someone else's suggestion, he would definitely dismiss it and laugh at the other party's whims.

Who doesn't know that guys who are involved in the magic world are notoriously short-lived. Those who can live to five or sixty years old are lucky, or they are old and immortal in power. How can they think about what to do when they get old?

But the person who proposed now is Kotomine Shirou.

This bastard who made him more and more used to and relied on him, who threatened to "nurture" him.

That's why he was inexplicably like an idiot, actually seriously considering this issue - damn it, didn't he say he wanted to support himself?

Why do you want him to become an athlete to make money!

"Making money is only one aspect, but I hope you can have more things. The physical talent of Heaven and Curse is unmatched. You can surpass most people in the world without using magic power. If you enter the field of sports, you must There will be countless audiences cheering and fascinated for you."

Seeing the other party's hesitation, Kotomine Shirou pointed to the world record he had just searched on his phone, his golden brown eyes were full of encouragement:

"Whether it's swimming, football, or any other competition, I believe that if you show up, you will definitely make those scouts and teams scratch their heads."

As the strongest heaven and curse, Chanyuan Shier is surprisingly not confident in some aspects, or wants to avoid giving up from the very beginning.

Kotomine Shirou didn't know if this was related to the other party's past experiences.

But at this moment, he took Zenyuan Shier's hand, put Xiaohui in the other's arms, and then wrapped his arms around them, one big and one small, and patiently persuaded the other side:

"Being a sports star gets you a lot of endorsements, you can make a lot of money, and guess what your family would look like if they saw your ad on the street?"