Lie down, I will take you to fly [Athletics]

At this time, the phone rang suddenly, and Xiao Yu separated the phone for daily use and live broadcast after Dai Shen's dialog box popped up last time.

When the phone rang, he stood up to pick it up.

It was Ye Xinglan, who called him so late and didn't know what was going on, Xiao Yu glanced at the camera: "I'll answer the phone."

As he said that, he turned off the microphone.

While listening to the beeps on the phone, Xiao Yu explained to Xi Ao while typing: answer the phone.

Lu Yuan maximized the small screen in the corner, and the boy on the screen clamped his phone with his head sideways, closed his eyes slightly, and looked at the screen in his hand.

This was originally a somewhat awkward posture, but he did it with the vivacity of a young man.

xiao: yes

After 2 minutes, Xiao Yu hung up the phone and restarted the microphone in the game and live broadcast room: "I'll bring someone together."

Ye Xinglan is also at the platinum level, and they are now in the gold segment, so they can be lined up together.

As soon as Ye Xinglan entered the room, he turned on the microphone and yelled, "Little fish!"

Xiao Yu quickly turned off the speaker, and then glanced at the barrage, and sure enough, he had already started to scan Xiaoyu.

[Little fish? ]

[Is it this little fish]

[Your brother is called Xiaoyu? ]

[lovely]

Xiao Yu: ...

Dai Shen invited the navy to scan "Yu Shen" for a long time without seeing many people following him. When Ye Xinglan said "little fish", the bullet screen was full of fish, and Xiao Yu almost didn't know the word "fish".

He simply turned on the horn again, and he heard everything, so let him go.Anyway, Ye Xinglan only called out like that, and he would obediently call out to Brother when the game started.

But he has to beep for a while before the game starts.

Ye Xinglan took Zhuang Zhou, and said, "Xiao Yu, let me help you."

"No, I have help"

Ye Xinglan heard a hint of showing off. He glanced at the ID of the other person in the room: xiao, but he couldn't tell the gender

"Is this a young lady?"

Xiao Yu answered him while choosing a hero: "No."

"Oh."

Since it's not Ye Xinglan, don't worry, if it's a brother's girlfriend, then you have to keep a distance, otherwise it's fine, Xiao didn't turn on the microphone, so he also typed greetings: Brother, how are you?

xiao: hello

Xiao Yu felt as if he was leading his partner to meet his family, and coughed lightly: "This is Xi Ao, I'll assist. This pushy machine is my friend, just call him Xiao Ye."

[Hahahaha, it's okay to force the machine]

[It’s just for help, brother, don’t blush]

[Obviously because of tweeting]

Xiao Yu decided not to watch the barrage.

This time Ye Xinglan took Zhuge Liang, but was defeated by Angela, who was on the opposite side, so he couldn't fight back. He missed one of the soldiers in the first wave, and Xi Ao helped him make up for the remaining two.

Angela cleared the line very quickly, and Zhuge Liang won't take advantage of her in the first level match, but Xi Ao took Da Qiao, and the third skill clearing troops was no slower than Angela when he went out. He bought the learning gem, and Ye Xinglan only needs to If you stand in the right position, even if you don't move, you can still eat this wave of lines.

However, the fact is that Angela successfully advanced to the second level after this wave of light was over, while Zhuge Liang was still at the first level.

"...What are you doing standing so far back?"

Ye Xinglan was aggrieved: "She hit me."

"You can't even dodge Angela's skills?"

"...How to hide?"

"Just walk around."

Xiao Yu didn't play him perfunctorily. Angela had to focus her skills accurately if she wanted to play well. Angela's skills were easy to dodge, so most of the time she had to squat in the grass to catch people by surprise to take the head.

When laning, you can avoid most skills by moving casually.

After Xi Ao helped clear the line in the middle lane, he started to make trouble with Xiao Yu. This is Li Bai that Xiao Yu took. Li Bai's first skill is two stages of displacement. A hero who can cooperate with Da Qiao to play routines.

The road to development is a duel between two Hou Yis. Xiao Yu habitually gave a signal before making a move, and Hou Yi replied with "start retreating".

Xiao Yu retreated to fight the tyrant. After a while, Hou Yi returned to his tower and typed: Don't come, I want to solo with him

Xiao Yu: ...

He cut his angle and glanced down the road, and the two Houyi were standing.

[Vegetable chickens peck at each other]

[feed each other]

[These two are in love]

[Golden Houyi's Peak Showdown]

Xiao Yu decided to respect his teammates' ideas and not disturb their world. He went to the wild area opposite for a walk.

"Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao, Brother Xiao!"

Ye Xinglan's screams came from the phone, Xiao Yu couldn't make it in time, and took a look at it from a different angle, just in time to see Zhuge Liang's last blood bar disappear.

Zhuge Liang's operation is relatively difficult, but he is flexible. The second skill can store three levels of displacement. Not to mention that he has a flash, he can always escape if he can't fight, and he won't be killed by Angela alone.

"You flashed."

"……forget."

Xiao Yu looked at Zhuge Liang who was single-killed by Angela, and then at Hou Yi who was about to solo with the opposite side, sighed, and buried his head in the jungle again.

[The anchor's surname is Xiao? ]

[Brother Xiao? ]

[Life is not easy, Xiaoyu sighs]

[Brother Xiao is fine, Xiao Yu is fine if there is something wrong]

Xi Ao made a mark on the bushes in the lower road and the river. Hou Yi didn't know it, and was still happily playing the mirror duel, but was sent home with a stick by the monkey who was lurking in the grass and suddenly jumped out.

Xiao Yu was filled with indignation: "It's too much for Houyi to call for help."

[you stop laughing]

[Schadenfreude is more obvious]

[The agreed solo? ]

[after all summer vacation]

[Team] Hou Yi: Won't the jungler come?

Yu Huo Chengshen ww: Are you a goldfish brain?

Hou Yi: Didn't you see the jungler on the other side coming?

Hou Yi: The monkeys are here, why don't you come?

Xiao Yu soul asked: "...I seem to have a good temper?"

[Why can't garbage games kill teammates]

[really orphans]

[What kind of idiot anchor is this, teach him how to behave]

[Houyi id: Invincible Supreme Treasure.no thanks]

[Who has a golden old lady to teach him how to behave]

"Don't, it's embarrassing if you can't beat it."

[? ? ? ]

[At this level, who are you insulting? ]

[Fuck this idiot]

[Where is Donghuang?Why is there no Eastern Emperor in this game! ]

Everyone in the bullet screen was very angry, but Xiao Yu didn't feel much. There were too many strange-looking teammates in the game. If he cared about each of them, why would he play the game.

"Who said that the Eastern Emperor must be present to kill teammates?"

This account does not have Fengqiuhuang. The skin Xiao Yu is using now is Keen Power. The swordsman in purple sportswear is standing in the haystack. After a while, the jungler from the opposite side arrives.

Xiao Yu didn't move, the monkey jumped out suddenly, Hou Yi flickered in fright, after the flash, he probably remembered that Li Bai was here and wanted to turn around and fight back, but was stopped by Hou Yi's big move on the opposite side.

Li Bai in the grass was still standing calmly. After Hou Yi was sent back to the city by the opponent's shooter and jungler, he went up to collect two heads and pulled down the tower by the way.

Xiao Yu glanced at the character panel after pushing the tower, and found that Hou Yi had two more assists.

"Tsk, the timing was not right, so he got two assists."

[social evil]

[As for being so fussy? ]

[Amazing the Virgin Mary? ]

[The barbarian can really bar you in any way]

[Today's bar essence content exceeds the standard, the little fish is going to be on fire]

Xiao Yu laughed: "It's not bad if I lead him to win this kind of brainless thing, and I want to help him win beautifully?"

He walked to the middle and clicked an attack. Ye Xinglan waited for him for a long time, and rushed up without hesitation. A second skill was moved to Angela's big ball.

Xiao Yu: "..."

Seeing that Angela had controlled the person, she stood still and released her ult. Angela couldn't move during the ult, so Xiao Yu went straight up to take the head.

"Don't go to his skills."

Ye Xinglan quibbled: "I'll act."

Xiao Yu perfunctory him: "Then your acting skills are good."

Ye Xinglan: "..."

[Ha ha ha ha good acting is very spiritual]

Xi Ao sent a circle for Ye Xinglan, who was still in blood, to send him home. After Yi revived and went online again, Xi Ao did not follow Xiao Yu, but went to the bottom lane to follow the shooter.

[Auxiliary? ? ? ]

[Feeling things are not easy]

[Why doesn't the assistant turn on the voice]

[Want to hear Xi Ao talk]

"I was going through life and death for me just now, and now you are thinking about other men?" Xiao Yu said while marking the location of the grass in the lower road river: "The monkey has passed."

"Ah."

When Xi Ao just spoke, Xiao Yu didn't take it seriously, it took him a while to recall: "Did Xi Ao speak just now?"

[he says um]

[said it]

[kneeling to say a few more words]

[I can say those three words I've said too many times]

[I doubt Xiaoyu also voice control]

With support, Hou Yi became more courageous. He went up to fight the opposite shooter, and the remaining blood took the head. Xi Ao placed a small circle outside the tower, and then walked from the wild area to the middle.

A second later, a monkey sprang out from the haystack, and Hou Yi disappeared again.

Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing.

[well done hhhh]

[Quick screenshot Quick screenshot]

[Laughing so hard that my soul flies away]

[Xi Ao is avenging Xiaoyu, right?]

[dbq I'll just suck for two seconds]

After 2 minutes in a small team fight, the opponent cut Hou Yi first, Xi Ao immediately magnified as soon as Hou Yi died, Xiao Yu teleported to get a triple kill, Ye Xinglan won and ran into a residual blood, and used his ult. Finally accepted a head.

[opens late]

[How do I feel it was intentional? ]

[Don't offend anyone, don't offend the assistant]

[See it, on purpose]

Hou Yi probably finally realized that Da Qiao was targeting him, so he cursed at him in dialect, which Xiao Yu didn't understand.

"what did he say?"

[greetings to your mother]

Xiao Yu clicked to report: "Can you report in dialect?" After thinking about it, he changed the team chat voice to all: "What are you talking about? I don't understand."

"I said your horse is gone."

"I don't understand you..."

xiao:?

Hou Yi: Has the *** support slept with the jungler?Are you happy?

Hou Yi: Li Bai, you **** me

A yellow system prompt pops up: It is detected that the player "Zhizunbao Invincible" has illegal game behavior and will be banned for three days.

[question mark lore]

Xiao Yu was clearing the soldiers. After clearing the soldiers, he kept moving his hands. He quickly pushed a tower and laughed. He shouted excitedly: "Xi Ao Xi Ao, he asked us if we slept."

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Thanks for a mine cast by 1 in the middle of the night