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Lu Waner: [Actually, the person in the photo is me]

After sending this WeChat message, Lu Guaner didn't care how the three great gods in the group reacted, and just closed WeChat and slipped away cowardly_

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"Little brother, you look so good~" Lu Wan'er squatted on the chair like a monkey, resting her chin on her hands and staring at her body like a complete nympho Zhou Zekai next to him.

Zhou Zekai paused when he was picking up food. Judging from his limited experience with the opposite sex, the gun king must have drunk too much. He got up from the chair and tried to get the drunk monkey off the chair. Reaching out to the drunk monkey, I saw an afterimage jumping into his arms with a "bao".

Zhou Zekai: "..."

Jiang Botao leaned over from Zhou Zekai's other side, and whispered in a slightly embarrassed voice, "Captain, Xiao Lu...have you drunk too much? Why don't we withdraw today..."

"Don't go back!" Lu Guan'er hung Zhou Zekai's neck with both hands, and her two thin legs were wrapped around the waist of the gun king very familiarly. Hearing Jiang Botao's words, he quit immediately, "The king is not full yet. Well, I won’t go back, I won’t go back! Come on, go to Pantao! No, where’s the cat, why isn’t my cat on the tree…”

Jiang Botao: "..." The drama is quite good!Surprised.jpg.

There was silence in the box...

"Oh my god, why is this girl so drunk!" When the three of them were at a stalemate, Aunt Liu, the proprietress who served the food herself, broke the embarrassing atmosphere with a loud voice, "Ha ha ha ha ha Zhou is a big tree, with vision, this long drop is the best hahahaha..."

Others: "..." Aunt Liu, you are so easy to lose our _

"Big tree? Hmm." Lu Zuihou smiled intently at the lethal face close at hand, "I can climb trees, hehe, second brother, I can climb trees, when will you Take me to climb trees again, no, big brother won’t let you climb trees, big brother said climbing trees is not ladylike at all!”

Lu Guan'er struggled desperately in Zhou Zekai's arms. Zhou Zekai was afraid that the little drunk monkey would fall, so he grabbed her slender waist with one hand and lifted her up, putting her down.However, when she mentioned climbing trees just now, her lovely big eyes suddenly became steamy.

Zhou Zekai's heart was suddenly grabbed.

Before everyone could react, Lu Guan'er jumped into Zhou Zekai's arms again with a "bass", that's called quick, accurate and ruthless.

"Big tree, big tree, you look like a monkey, come home with me, I will plant you in a flowerpot in the bedroom, so that no one will see me when I climb the tree again, and my brother will not be angry , the younger brother will not help the second brother to take the blame, and I... I will not be punished to copy the Diamond Sutra with a brush..." Lu Zuihou said with a smile, but buried his head on Zhou Zekai's shoulder and whispered Sobbing, "I miss my mother..."

She was like a child who had been greatly wronged but didn't dare to let others know. She could only hide herself and cry secretly. Zhou Zekai's sweater was wet from crying, making his heart feel stuffy.

Zhou Zekai put his arms around the little drunk monkey, and a deep voice rang in her ear, "Hey, don't cry, I'm here."

"Then...then you go home with me, okay, I'm going to plant you in the bedroom..." Lu Guan'er said while sobbing.

Zhou Zekai: "...Okay, from now on, it's all yours alone." While talking, he tilted his head slightly, lovingly kissing the top of the hair of the drunk monkey in his arms.

Jiang Botao: "..." There is so much information...

Fang Minghua raised his eyebrows, first brother-in-law, second brother-in-law... third brother-in-law?

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The alarm clock rang three times, and Lu Guan'er got up from the bed full of resentment.Don't fall asleep until five o'clock! ! !God, just let me sleep until next year, I’m ashamed to see people QAQ

What hit Lu Waner the most was that Fang Minghua thoughtfully sent a text version of the follow-up after the video. It is said that Lu Waner refused to get off Zhou Zekai that day. Borrowed a coat from Aunt Liu and planned to blind Lu Waner, let her hang around like this and let Zhou Zekai use her boyfriend force to hug her back. Aunt Liu said that it would be inconvenient for a girl like Lu Waner to go back after drinking too much. Then he tore Lu Zuihou Wan'er off Zhou Zekai's body and left him to take care of him at home.

Lu Guaner complained, no wonder she woke up and found herself living in a restaurant that day, Aunt Liu was really "bad" and lied to me that they all drank too much and left me behind...

But when I think about having to go to work today... Lu Waner: My head hurts T^T

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Jiang Botao adjusted his glasses: What's the sound?

Fang Minghua wiped his mouth slowly: It must be the heart of a boy who was broken all over the place.