Full-time master full-time sparring

(One)

It is said that the team of the national team finally arrived in Switzerland after twists and turns, and successfully arrived at the hotel designated by the organizer.

The group of young people who lacked outdoor sports were like a basket of frost-beaten eggplants, and even the talkative Huang Shaotian shut down...

Lu Guaner woke up and saw that Su Mucheng was still awake, so she went out to find food by herself and helped everyone look at the diet.

In the elevator, three tall foreign teenagers were chattering non-stop in a small language.The elevator door opened with a "ding", and Lu Guan'er, who was standing in the corner, stopped the three of them with the same language, and said, "I heard that you think our national team is a bunch of noobs who can only talk about it? What about that?" Do you dare to PK with me? If you don't dare, it means that you admit that you are not even as good as the logistics of the 'vegetable chicken' team." Those who talk dirty and talk behind their backs are hot chickens!

The three tall boys looked at each other...

On the day of the first match, the national team and a certain national team had an official confrontation. The two teams met in the background. The two sides had a "friendly and friendly" exchange out of politeness. Of course, this exchange mainly relied on the translation of both sides.

When the translator introduced a certain "rookie", the "rookie" was very evasive and awkward, and the two teammates behind the "rookie" also looked a little unnatural.

When the game started, the team leader Ye Xiu leaned over to Lu Guaner and whispered, "Comrade translator, you violated the rules."

"(ˉ▽￣～)Cut~~" Lu Waner refused to accept, "Old comrade, team leader, do you have evidence?"

(two)

My family, my friends have joined the official welcome ladder of the World Invitational Tournament! ! !

#1匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:00

My friend said that he saw the gun king in person, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome! ! !My friend said that he seemed to see the gun king wearing a ring!

#2匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:11

Going to bed late has such benefits! ! !The landlord quickly ask your friend and network sister to take a closer look to see if it is the middle finger of the left hand! ! !

#3匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:17

Ahhh, little fairy Loulou, let your network sister, fat friend, check again and report again, I won't sleep until I get the real hammer tonight! ! !

#4匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:19

I'm here||ヽ(*￣▽￣*)ノミ|Ю just went to play Glory, I didn't expect so many sisters to stay awake, okay, okay, I'll rush my friend again, hey, what a pity This ladder was not broadcast

#5匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:23

That... I'm not a sister, I'm a brother...

#6匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:25

Capture the male and sister upstairs alive! ! !

#7匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:29

I'm here, I'm here, my sister said that she went to the scene as a volunteer, and translated for contestants from various countries. She met Xiao Lu at the scene. Friends said she was dumbfounded!It happened that a contestant from a Spanish-speaking country came to say hello to Ye Shen. My friend thought she could show her skills, but Ye Shen smiled at her and she became numb. She suddenly forgot how to say a certain word, and it turned out to be a little girl again. Sister Lu quietly reminded her, woooooo, my little Sister Lu is a genius at language! ! !

#8匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:33

As expected of society, I, Sister Lu, can hold the audience wherever I go, love love love

#9匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:33

So the Glory Alliance hired Sister Lu as an interpreter to save money?Chairman Feng is so treacherous

#10匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:39

As for the host, hey, the donkeys in the production team don’t dare to rest like this, I won’t fall asleep o(╥﹏╥)o

#11匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:45

My family, here I come! ! !Awaited!There are big melons!My friend said that she saw a female contestant from country H going to take a photo with the gun king, and our gun king agreed out of politeness (don’t ask why it’s out of politeness, just ask because everyone around is taking pictures), and the result is that The girl wants tea and wants to hold her arm. Of course, the gun king didn't agree. After the photoshoot, the woman seemed to want his personal contact information. Here comes the important point. The gun king told her in fluent English that the phone was under his Where is the fiancee! ! !Absolutely! ! !

#12匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:47

Ah ah Loulou I love you, and I also love your friend, sister network!Can the gun king speak English?I'm sorry, I'm the gun king, and the five-year old fan beat me~

#13匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:48

Hahahahaha upstairs, are you disgusted that your cooking is uneducated, but as long as his wife is educated, I have been worrying about it, my sister-in-law is too good, what should I do if my brother is not good enough?

#14匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:49

Gun King Da Da: Double Gun Warning

#15匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:50

Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Don A female contestant always pulls our Mu Mu out for comparison. In fact, her strength is not good at all, let alone Mu Mu. Sister Dai Yanqi can rub her on the ground with all her strength. Of course, she doesn't mean to say that Ms. Everyone is a good player

#16匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:52

Speaking of so-and-so Ying, she did a particularly disgusting thing when she first debuted, but after a long time, everyone may not remember it very well. A few years ago, when Xiao Zhou went to the H country with the team, she was killed by that woman. She even bribed a gossip magazine in their country to hype her transnational love affair with Xiao Zhou

#17匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:54

I am coming again! ! !My friend said, after the gun king had finished speaking, the woman leaned forward shamelessly, and then the gun king waved, and Sister Lu, who was still showing off the small cake, ran over. The point is here , when the gun king waved his hand, my friend saw the ring, and Mommy blinded my friend's eyes! ! !

#18匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:55

Congratulations to Benpu, I can sleep with peace of mind, thank you to the host and sister network! ! !

#19匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:56

It’s complete, I didn’t expect to wait here for a real hammer, thank you to the host!Thank you Miss Network!

#20匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:57

Consummation, thank you landlord and your network sister friends! ! !Fortunately, Loulou is a cultivator, otherwise we would not be able to eat this hot melon due to the almost 6-hour time difference between us and Switzerland

#21匿名用户发表于2025-7-1502:58

Consummation, thank you host and network sister! ! !

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