Full-time master full-time sparring

"Hey……"

"what time is it."

"You don't know how to read your watch..." Lu Guan'er was in a daze, feeling a big mosquito who had practiced bel canto buzzing around her head.

"When is your ice cream seller going to come!"

"I don't sell ice cream, I made a wrong call..." Lu Guaner was so sleepy that she dropped her phone, "Crazy..."

"Lu Hanzhang, are you sick? What time is it? Let Xiaoxiao sleep!"

His sister-in-law's crisp voice came from the other end of the phone, and Lu Guan'er immediately turned into a flying monkey and ran over to wash and change clothes.

I go!Brother call!Lu Guaner, you are really promising!

Lu Guan'er tidied herself up into a "human appearance" as quickly as possible, and then the bird went downstairs quietly, leaning against the wall and peering into the dining room.

The boss of the Lu family who was talking on the phone glanced at Lu Wan'er, as if saying, "What does it look like to shrink your head!"

Lu Guaner stuck out her tongue, and sat down next to her sister-in-law Qu Wei with light steps, while making faces with Ye Xiu who was opposite her.

"Snapped!"

Lu Hanzhang didn't know what he heard, so he patted the dining table angrily, causing Ye Xiu to stand up with a "chuckle" in fright.

"Sorry for the reflex." Ye Xiu coughed dryly and sat down again.

Lu Guan'er couldn't help lowering her head and snickering, it's really... It's so funny, if those guys saw it, they would probably go crazy laughing.

Sister-in-law Qu Wei was also taken aback for a moment. This scene is really... I haven't seen it for many years. I think the first time she came to see Lu Hanzhang sitting on the sofa like an old father with a majestic face. A sister-in-law who looks like a doll is hung around her neck, and two uncles who look like hair are standing on both sides with their heads down...

I ate breakfast like walking on eggshells.

Lu Guan'er is the only person in this family who is not afraid of Lu Hanzhang, but she can't stand it because she just ate the bear's heart and leopard and scolded her elder brother for being crazy... This made her feel very guilty...

On the first day back, Lu Guaner accompanied Ye Xiu back to Ye's house, which was also the place where he grew up.

Maybe it was because of the timidity of being close to the hometown, Ye Xiu hesitated for a long time before entering the door, but Lu Guan'er didn't persuade him, and accompanied Ye Xiu intimately and stood at the door, waiting for him to build up his heart.

When Ye Xiu finally took a deep breath and was about to knock on the door, the courtyard door suddenly opened.

Father Ye held a purple clay pot in his hand, looked at Ye Xiu calmly, and after a moment of silence, he finally said, "Count me." After speaking, he turned and went back to the room.

"Help me move the chair back! Wasting my time, the tea is cold..."

Ye Xiu went to move the rattan chair of the old man, looked up, and from this angle, he could see the video interface of the video doorbell, and Lao Ye specially moved the chair, made a pot of tea and sat at the door Quietly watch his "performance".

Ye Xiu: "..."

Lu Waner: "..."

What happened next surprised Ye Xiu even more.

As soon as he entered the house, he found that the furnishings in the house were basically the same as when he left, except that some furniture looked a little old after ten years of polishing.Before taking off her apron, Mama Ye put two bowls of rice on the "old place" of the dining table, and said angrily, "Why did you come back? The food is cold! Wash your hands and eat!"

Ye Xiu couldn't figure out the situation, so he didn't dare to say anything. What his parents said was what, and he ordered him step by step.

"Hiss, I just bought that radish pickle?" Papa Ye asked.

"How would I know!" Ye Ma gave Ye Pa a white look, "Besides, you don't have long legs!"

"Oh... Dad, I'll get it, where did you put it?" Ye Xiu hastily put down the bowl and chopsticks and got up.

"I don't need you." Papa Ye shouted quite proudly, "Xiao Wu!"

"Here!" A child's voice suddenly sounded, startling Ye Xiu.

"Is there anyone else?" Ye Xiu searched around, and finally found the "guy" who spoke.

"Where did you see the pickles I bought this morning?" Dad Ye asked loudly.

"You left the porch when you came back in the morning!" Tong Sheng replied.

After a while, a naive little robot slid to the dining table with a bag of pickles hanging from its chubby manipulator.

Father Ye happily took the pickles and patted the robot's head, "Xiao Wu is so good, he works better than my son!"

Ye Xiu: "..."

"That's right, Dad is right, he's much smarter than Ye Qiu!" Ye Xiu was about to find out his presence, "Where did you buy this gadget? It's quite high-tech!"

"It's terrible to be uneducated." Papa Ye despises →_→

Ye Xiu: "..."

On the first night home, Ye Xiu was like dreaming.The performance of his parents made him think that he was just working in other places, and went home to visit his parents after vacation, and there was no such ten years in between.Even early in the morning, he was woken up by his mother knocking on the door in a hurry, telling him that breakfast was ready, cleaned the dishes after eating, and then took his sister to live with his elder brother and sister-in-law for two days, because the old couple had an appointment with a friend to go to the farmhouse in the mountains I'm on vacation, so I don't have time to serve him.

Glory textbook, No.1 in the league, the legendary e-sports player Ye Xiu who hasn't returned home for ten years, just brought this oil bottle and was packed and thrown out of the house by his parents who were anxious to go out.

Ye Xiu: "???"

So there is the current scene - sitting in the study of the eldest brother Lu Hanzhang after breakfast and "being scolded".

"What are your plans for the future?"

"Um...I'm going to rest for two days, brother..." Ye Xiu tentatively replied.

After Lu Hanzhang finished signing the two documents, he closed the folder with a snap.

"I asked you what your plans are for the future, but I didn't ask what your plans are for today." Lu Hanzhang said with a look of hatred, "It's terrible to be uneducated."

Ye Xiu: "..."

Lu Waner: "Pfft——"

This smile was good, it completely helped Ye Xiu draw away the firepower.

Lu Hanzhang turned his gaze to Lu Wan'er, and the first thing he said was by surprise, "When is your ice cream seller going to visit?"

Ye Xiu: "???" What ice cream seller?He leaned over and asked Lu Guan'er in a low voice, "What's the matter, besides software and equipment, you also sell ice cream? You little peddler."

Lu Waner held his forehead...

"Brother, he is an active e-sports player, as I said before~ the ice cream was his endorsement, and now the endorsement is over." Lu Waner used her coquettish stunt, ran behind Lu Hanzhang and shook his neck , "I'll let him come as soon as he's free, okay~"

Ye Xiu realized that the "ice cream seller" was Zhou Zekai, "Pfft—"

Lu Hanzhang cleared his throat and suppressed the smile in his eyes, "He has already proposed, and he hasn't come to the door yet, do you want me to see him?"

"No...Brother, haven't we been preparing for the finals recently?" Ye Xiu couldn't help but speak for Zhou Zekai, "It's really all about the competition except eating and sleeping! Xiao Zhou is such a sensible child, as long as he can spare him It's already here."

Ye Xiu was right. Zhou Zekai had indeed said that he would come to visit, but by accident, he never made it.

"What about you?" Lu Hanzhang changed the subject, "When are you going to bring that girl back? You are not young anymore, and godfather and godmother don't mention it, but they are also very anxious."

"Then Ye Qiu is also the same age as me..." Ye Xiu muttered softly, "He's not as good as me, an old bachelor."

Lu Guaner stood behind Lu Hanzhang and gloated at Ye Xiu.

"Ahem——" Ye Xiu scratched his head, "Mucheng, she just took over the position of captain, and now the team cannot do without her..."

When Ye Xiu and Lu Guan'er finally finished "being trained" and stood at the door of Lu Hanzhang's study with "full beards and tails", the two brothers and sisters looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief...

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Ye Qiu: "Who did I provoke? Why don't you take me with you when something good happens?"